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Mynock
09-16-2005, 01:55 PM
After reading my last two fortune cookies I realized I'm in the wrong profession. I should be writing horrible fortune cookies. The last two I got were as follows:
#1 You are not illiterate.
#2 You will have luck in spring.

#1 For obvious reasons. Tell me something I don't know.
#2 How lame is that it's soooo far away. If it was summer I could have been like sweet I have until the 22nd of this month to see what luck I will get. But SPRING? How am I going to see if this fortune comes true? I will have forgotten about it by next week. I'm getting married on June 10th, but I'll be getting lucky and not having luck. Come on.

Post your fortune cookie ideas below.
morea
09-16-2005, 02:03 PM
"pick up some pepto bismol on the way home"
Mynock
09-16-2005, 03:00 PM
lol, Here's a creepy one:
Someone is watching you, but don't look now!
jimking
09-16-2005, 03:05 PM
Do those fortunes cookies have lotto numbers on the back? They all do down my way. If they do, play the number next spring. You never know.
morea
09-16-2005, 03:08 PM
"yes. it WAS horse."
G-Man79
09-16-2005, 03:36 PM
^ Lol!
morea
09-16-2005, 03:40 PM
"this fortune will self destruct in 5 seconds"
Mynock
09-16-2005, 03:42 PM
Front:
Sorry, fortune on other side.

Back:
Sorry, fortune on other side.
morea
09-16-2005, 03:46 PM
"beware of rabid wallabees."
Craig B
09-16-2005, 03:50 PM
This is great. I actually collect bad fortunes from fortune cookies here at work. These are real fortunes I recieved, I kid you not.

• This is lucky week to indulge the corner
• Cheap things are of no value, valuable things are not cheap?
• A scalded cat fears even cold water
snypa
09-16-2005, 04:51 PM
you like chinese food
Craig B
09-16-2005, 04:52 PM
who doesn't? Even if it's average buffet style it's still good.
snypa
09-16-2005, 04:52 PM
lol @ "pick up some pepto bismol on the way home"