vote or die

[colonel5]

diddy says so...

[danedawg99]

guess i'll have to die, then... I've never seenany of these episodes. :p

[Mynock]

The Osama Bin Laden Episode is the best episode ever!

[colonel5]

the favorite that i left out was the "vote or die" episode, where stan gets excommunicated from the town and has to go live with PETA... that one is just hilarious

[MD]

I had to vote for taco flavored kisses but this quote from the Mr. Jefferson episode cracks me up.

[Mr. Jefferson turns around to reveal his face]
Sgt. Harrison Yates: Whoa, wait a m... That guy isn't black! Holy God, his son isn't black either! Oh Jesus!
[Over CB]
Sgt. Harrison Yates: This is Yates, stand down! I repeat, stand down! Suspect is not black!
[to Harris]
Sgt. Harrison Yates: You son of a bitch, you told me this guy was African American!
Det. Harris: It says right here on the filo sheet he is.
Sgt. Harrison Yates: Does that look like a black guy to you?
Det. Harris: It says so on the filo sheet.
Sgt. Harrison Yates: Jesus Christ monkey balls! We could have made an innocent man go to jail who wasn't black.
[Vomits]
Sgt. Harrison Yates: Jesus, Harris, what have we become? We're supposed to protect the people. Where have we lost our way?
Det. Harris: Sir, it's possible he is black, even though he doesn't look it.
Sgt. Harrison Yates: To hell with you! I'm never gonna frame an innocent man again unless I know he's black for sure!

[Neballer]

What about Towely.

Maybe if I get high, I'll remember the code.......Oh ya, that's it - the beat to FUnky Town.

[Eraser Nubbin]

I'm afraid if the mormon one isnt on there i am not voting

[Eraser Nubbin]

Or the one with the terd, I cant remember his name.

[greyghost]

Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo!!!

That's my old fave.

[Broacher]

Augghhhh!!! Curse you South Parkers!

[THUMP]