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Mynock
09-19-2005, 01:37 PM
Drink and be merry!

A PIRATE'S LIFE
I'm a crusty old pirate, I live by the sea
I say ARR! To me mates and they say ARR! To me
We'll sing a sea chantey and play the guitar
The swashbucklers favorite song ARR ARR ARR ARR

We sail the high seas and the small ones to boot
Just a bunch of old scallywags lookin' for loot
Where X marks the spot on the treasure map thar
With a heave! and a ho! and an ARR ARR ARR ARR

Chorus:
And it's yo ho ho And it's hoist the sail high
"Swab the deck";, says the captain The crew says, "AYE.
AYE!";
A happy swashbuckler will tell you point blank
He'd rather be swabbin' than walkin' the plank

The lookout first mate At the captains behest
Has climbed up the mast and he's in the crows nest
He's lookin' for ships with his binocular
And when he sees them he'll shout ARR ARR ARR ARR

You had best close your eyes when we sit down to eat
For manners are lost on a pirating fleet
We gobble our grub, slurp our grog from a jar
And when we are finished we'll ARR ARR ARR ARR

CH: And it's yo ho ho

There's a patch on me eye and there's stripes on me shirt
We're surrounded by water and still we find dirt
Our hats have three corners they're triangular
We wear them while singing our ARR ARR ARR ARR

When pirates sing, they sing boldly and proud
When pirates are sleeping they snore very loud
And when pirates laugh they say HAR DE HAR HAR!
The rest of the time they say ARR ARR ARR ARR



Continued....
A Buccaneers' life is exciting and bold
ŒTis a charming story that ought to be told
As I sit on the deck, to write me memoir
I open me log and write AR AR AR AR

CH:
And it's yo ho ho And it's hoist the sail high
"Swab the deck";, says the captain The crew says "AYE. AYE!";
Avast me hearties, you're the finst by far
We sail the high seas with our Arr Arr Arr Arr
We'll shiver me timbers , it's Arr Arr Arr Arr

Mynock
09-19-2005, 01:40 PM
Pirates Home
by Brian Piontek

(downloadable .mp3 version here (http://brianpiontek.tripod.com/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderfiles/pirateshome.mp3).)

Avast! We've left that blasted land.
Pillage the village with my pirate clan.
Raped all the women and drank all ye grog.
Left out to sea in the thick of the fog.

Aye aye aye yeee
Raise the mast cast out to sea
Aye aye aye yooo
When yer a pirate the sea is you home

I'll play my hornpipe for a buxom beauty
In hopes mabey she will give up the booty
Well shiver me timbers shes homeward bound
That buxom beauty just blew me down

You filthy ole bilge rat you smell is all rank
you chum suck'in skerve dog you'll soon walk the plank
Then me looks to the crows nest without a flench
Saw captin Jon with that bilge rats ole wench

Mynock
09-19-2005, 01:45 PM
Frankly the Pirate
by Dread Pirate Willy
(to the tune o' "Frosty the Snowman")

Franky the pirate
Was a jolly happy dog
with a corncob pipe and an eyepatch
and a peg made out of a oar
Franky the Pirate
Is a saltydog they say
he was hanged in shame
but the seadogs claimed
he would be back someday

There must have been some magic
In that old eyepatch they found
for when they put on that scurvy skull
he began to jiggle around

Franky the Pirate
Was alive as he could be
And the seadogs say
he could slice and slay
Just the same as you and me

Franky the Pirate
knew his time was short
So he said let's drink some rum
and we'll have some fun
before the devil drags me away

Down to the Village
With a saber in his hand
Running Villagers through around the square
screaming bloody murder the livelong day
He led his seadogs down the streets of town
right to the traffic cop
And he only paused a moment
to run him thru as he shouted "Stop"
Franky The Pirate
Had to hurry away
saying don't you cry
you landlubbin fairies
I'll hack you to death someday

yo ho ho
yo ho ho
Look at Franky go
you ho ho
yo ho ho
down to hell he goes

MD
09-19-2005, 02:02 PM
Does it count if it is sung by a pirate?

Are ya ready kids?
Aye, Aye captain!
I can't heeeaaar yooouuu!
AYE, AYE CAPTAIN!

oooooooooooo.........

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?
Sponge Bob Square Pants!
Absorbent and yellow and porous is he.
Sponge Bob Square Pants!
If nautical nonsense be somethin' ya wish.
Sponge Bob Square Pants!
Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish.
Sponge Bob Square Pants!

Ready?
Sponge Bob Square Pants,
Sponge Bob Square Pants,
Sponge Bob Square Pants,
Sponge Booob Square Paaants!

Ah Ha Ha, Ha Ha Ha, Ha, hArgh wh..arire..Ha arrrigh.

morea
09-19-2005, 02:06 PM
Yo Ho (A Pirate's Life For Me)

Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me.
We pillage, we plunder, we rifle, and loot,
Drink up, me 'earties, yo ho.
We kidnap and ravage and don't give a hoot,
Drink up me 'earties, yo ho.
Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me.
We extort, we pilfer, we filch, and sack,
Drink up, me 'earties, yo ho.
Maraud and embezzle, and even high-jack,
Drink up, me 'earties, yo ho.
Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me.

We kindle and char, inflame and ignite,
Drink up me 'earties, yo ho.
We burn up the city, we're really a fright,
Drink up, me 'earties, yo ho.

We're rascals, scoundrels, villians, and knaves,
Drink up, me 'earties, yo ho.
We're devils and black sheep, really bad eggs,
Drink up, me 'earties, yo ho.

Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me.
We're beggars and blighters, ne'er-do-well cads,
Drink up, me 'earties, yo ho.
Aye, but we're loved by our mommies and dads,
Drink up me 'earties, yo ho.

carter the artist
09-20-2007, 04:13 AM
You are so forgetting the all time best Shanty (chanty):

What'll we do with a drunken sailor,
What'll we do with a drunken sailor,
What'll we do with a drunken sailor,
Earl-aye in the morning?

Chorus:
Way hay and up she rises (x3)
Earl-aye in the morning

1. Put him in the long boat till he's sober,
2. Keep him there and make 'im bale 'er.
3. Shave his belly with a rusty razor.
4. Put him in bed with the captain's daughter.

There are many many more verses, these are just the ones we use in the song.

reuber1
09-20-2007, 05:48 AM
The Blarney Stone, Ween

Get off my ass you wee bitty ****
If I pull out the claymore youre shit outta luck
Whos that girl, that pretty young thing
After I **** her she'll get up and sing

Aye aye aye -- sharpen your boot, and bludgeon your eye
Aye aye aye -- the blarney stone brings a tear to me eye

Down to the pub for a two shilling ale
The bread on the counter is going stale
If I dont get some fresh bread soon
Gonna punch you in your face and bark at the moon

Aye aye aye -- sharpen your boot, and bludgeon your eye
Aye aye aye -- the blarney stone brings a tear to me eye

Aint got no girl cuz I havent the time
Got too many other things on me mind
Patty was nice she was pale and cute
But I threw her away like an old piece of fruit

Aye aye aye -- sharpen your boot, and bludgeon your eye
Aye aye aye -- the blarney stone brings a tear to me eye

Got ooze in my pores my feet are all wet
Got mold in my ears but I aint dead yet
Got stones in me bladder got a crack in me head
When patty starts cryin this is what I said

Aye aye aye -- sharpen your boot, and bludgeon your eye
Aye aye aye -- the blarney stone brings a tear to me eye