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MD
12-21-2005, 11:54 PM
TAKEN FROM: http://www.gizmag.com/go/4889/

"If you're tired of anaemic, one-lung snowblowers with their slipping drive belts, you might consider Kai Grundt's V8 snow blower which raises the bar on the traditional snow blower in every respect. With electric start, electric block heater, antifreeze heater and eight cylinders, it has no drive belts to freeze up and you'll never get bored with the job as the 454 cubic inch big block Chevrolet V8 produces 412 horsepower, 430 foot pounds of torque and can throw snow 50 feet at just 3500 rpm. Nor will you get cold as the machine has been ingeniously designed to route the engine coolant through the handle bars, with the rear mounted, enclosed radiator keeping the operator nice and cosy. (basically you get heat all over you). The first point to make is that this is not a V8 grafted on a traditional snow blower carriage but a purpose-built unit crafted around a motor of this magnitude. It functions very much like a traditional blower by way of operator input and feedback and offers effortless safe operation. Manouevering the massive beastie (it has a total wet weight of 912lbs) is a snack thanks to the hydraulic-drive 4WD skid steer on independent walking beams which offers a zero turning radius. It's also as fast as you like, with an infinitely adjustable speed range on the drive wheels via dash mounted flow control. At the opposite end of the scale, it has more than enough torque to pull your car out of the ditch before the hydraulic motors stall! Adding to the well-balanced feel of the unit, just 15 pounds of down force on the handlebars will lift the auger blade off the ground in order to climb stairs/walkways for ease of snow removal. Safety has and continues to be paramount with spring return to centre "fail safe" type directional controls with emergency stop and tether cords. Safety is one of the key theme, with a flashing blue light (as required by law in many areas) being the least of the safety features. No-one will fail to hear you with those twin throaty exhausts, which come standard with 92 decibels at the controls, though if the rhumba of a V8 exhaust is music to your ears, you can obviously go much louder. Even at the standard baffling, hearing protection is strongly suggested. The powerful yard machine lights and a dashboard with backlit gauges complete the package to ease the burden of this normally reviled task The custom 42 inch, two stage auger has a Chevrolet 10 bolt truck differential with spool and a centrifugal auger clutch with shear pin protection, further adding to the image of this "automotive theme blower." As each unit is cutom-built, optional extras for the snowblower are both diverse and outrageous as the base unit - there is unlimited auger choices from single to multi stage designs and various motor combinations to suit the religious preferences of the customer (Chevy, Dodge Hemi, Ford) and such exotica as a V-10 or a diesel engine or remote starting can be accommodated. And if, after a while, you feel you've outgrown the 400 horses, this particular engine is well catered for in the performance modification area, with Lunati camshaft, Milodon Gear drive, Holley and Edelbrock components to name a few, and there's always the fuel injection option too, if you feel you need to throw the snow out of the county or ensure your seat in the neighborhood blower blingster hall of fame."

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MyST
12-21-2005, 11:59 PM
Hey, is that Tim Allen steering that thing?

Mario

Logo-Mechanix
12-22-2005, 12:08 PM
What kind of mileage does it get?

MD
12-22-2005, 07:06 PM
I don't know what kind of milage it gets but with over 400 horsepower I bet you could "throw" small children and pets pretty far.

PersonasBinar
12-22-2005, 07:50 PM
ooo I wanna run through the mall......

Neuro
12-22-2005, 08:53 PM
Yikes! Don't be sticking your hands in that puppy! You'll lose half your freakin' body!! That is one bad ass snow shooter!!

vtwin_gary
12-22-2005, 09:12 PM
i bet your neighbors would pee the bed if you got up early one morning & fired that up in the drive way.

MD
12-22-2005, 11:21 PM
Neuro, you were lookin' for a snowblower right? I think you should purchase one of these and resurrect your product review thread. If I am not mistaken you also have a overabundance of cats. If this thing claims to throw snow 50 feet, just imagine how far a cat would fly. We should start a pool - 10 bucks a square. I will start by taking the 65 foot square. ;)

Meeeeeeooooooowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!

MD
12-22-2005, 11:42 PM
Artist's Rendition, Who's In?

EC
12-22-2005, 11:56 PM
Weeeeeeeeeeee! That cat is catching some serious air. Don't show morea though.

jimintn
12-23-2005, 12:05 AM
That looks like our cat!

Thank you! Thank you! Thank you!

vtwin_gary
12-23-2005, 12:24 AM
snow is lighter than your average cat so put me down for all squares for 35 to 40 feet

MD
12-23-2005, 02:38 AM
What do you know about snow? You live in Florida :D
My guess is they are understating the throwing power, I bet it can throw really heavy snow 50 feet. I stand by 65 feet, now we just have to convince Neuro to review the cat throwing power of this monster!

EC
12-23-2005, 02:45 AM
There are definitely different types of snow. Heavy snow, fluffy snow, wet snow, dry snow, packed snow, icy snow.

Still, I'll take the 45 ft. square.

aantonsen
12-23-2005, 03:30 AM
I love it.
Looks very useful,

Market in Wisconsin the cheeseheads would be a perfect market for it.

AA

MD
12-23-2005, 06:42 AM
As the resident cheesehead here it has my stamp of approval.

Navian
12-23-2005, 12:47 PM
Utah: The Greatest Snow on Earth.

Need I say more?

Booger
12-23-2005, 03:14 PM
badass!

morea
12-23-2005, 03:16 PM
Artist's Rendition, Who's In?

:rolleyes: lol

cute, but I don't think that the blades would be particularly good for the cat.

LeftBrain Artist
12-23-2005, 03:36 PM
As the resident cheesehead here it has my stamp of approval.

As another resident cheesehead I'll back you up on that beast. But, the best thing for snow removal is a bobcat - I worked as a maintenance guy at a mall a few years back - and that thing was awesome for moving snow around - it sucked on dry pavement, but handled beautifully on snow. Donuts and spinouts can be done with impeccable precision and easy recovery - I felt like a stunt driver handling that thing.

morea
12-23-2005, 03:40 PM
what does he do, push a little plow?

MD
12-23-2005, 05:13 PM
Not that bobcat silly .... bobcat goldwaith. He prefers a shovel to a snowblower, but he is crazy efficient.

morea
12-23-2005, 05:17 PM
Mine's cuter. :p

MD
12-23-2005, 05:25 PM
Not according to his wife nikki cox ;)

http://www.celebrities.pl/nikki_cox/nikki1.jpg

morea
12-23-2005, 05:26 PM
well what the hell does she know?

TheBluePanda
12-23-2005, 05:27 PM
he... is... married.... to.... her????

morea
12-23-2005, 05:41 PM
maybe you're not visualizing this properly... allow me to illustrate.

Artist's rendition:

LeftBrain Artist
12-23-2005, 05:42 PM
I was thinking this type of bobcat. But it would be cool to get a real bobcat, put a saddle on him and a harness to a plow. Getting him harnessed up might be hard though.

MD
12-23-2005, 05:44 PM
he... is... married.... to.... her???? :confused:
I had thought so but I guess they were just engaged. You may remember her from the tv show Unhapily ever after (Married with Children Ripoff) or on NBC's Las Vegas.

TheBluePanda
12-23-2005, 05:48 PM
yeah, I was suprized because hes so..homley, and significantly older than her. And shes a 10.

MD
12-23-2005, 05:51 PM
Homely is an understatement.

morea
12-23-2005, 05:53 PM
hey! I gave him an adorable harness and everything!

MD
12-23-2005, 06:05 PM
It's very cute Morea .... just not as cute as nikki cox :D

http://www.poster.net/cox-nikki/cox-nikki-photo-nikki-cox-6203296.jpg

morea
12-23-2005, 06:11 PM
lol. Men!

reuber1
12-23-2005, 06:22 PM
yeah, I was suprized because hes so..homley, and significantly older than her. And shes a 10.All in the swagger

MD
12-23-2005, 07:34 PM
Or maybe he is gifted like ron jeremy...

morea
12-23-2005, 07:35 PM
I want a bobcat plow!

reuber1
12-23-2005, 07:38 PM
Or maybe he is gifted like ron jeremy...No, he looks nothing like Super Mario.:p

MD
12-23-2005, 07:43 PM
Danedawg is Ron Jeremy?

morea
12-23-2005, 07:44 PM
wow! Who knew?

MD
12-23-2005, 07:53 PM
Apparently Roobs did :D
I will have to thank danedawg in a bit - I picked up a few moves from watching his films. Now there is a true zenmaster ;)

TheBluePanda
12-23-2005, 08:21 PM
So lemme get this straight. Ron Jeremy is actually a bobcat, and is married to DaneDawg?

reuber1
12-23-2005, 08:23 PM
MD, you're about as funny as child abuse.

MD
12-23-2005, 08:29 PM
And you are about as cool as cancer.

reuber1
12-23-2005, 08:39 PM
My dad can beat up your dad. My dad is Bill Brasky.

MD
12-23-2005, 10:48 PM
BILL BRASKY?
Big feller right?
Goes about 9 feet tall and 600 pounds - He used to jog around the block with a fridge on his back? He my dad too! He sired a baseball team... An orchestra, if you count the bastards!