Kool
12-23-2005, 12:08 PM
All you snowglobe shaking, Xbox hunting, Drunken rampaging Santa watching, Turned on by really weird shoes, Out of drugs, Deer hitting, Laughing at the guy who was hitting on his mom, Posting 15,000 things, Snowflake making, Pleased at the downfall of the client from hell, Looking to move to Minnesota, Not fooled by panhandlers, Still interested in burning stuff, Merry Christmas wishing, Graphic Designers!!!
Have a great Christmas!!! http://home.comcast.net/~rnick9/eatdrink042.gif
I haven't been around to much this week because my daughter is home from darkest Africa for the holidays. I've been chauffeuring her all over town while she spends money like crazy. I had to make sure she spends some of it on me LOL. In my absence Morea took care of all the QOTW collecting, thanks M.
http://home.comcast.net/~rnick9/qotweek.gif
Since you're all about as lively as drugged snails, as though you people have work to do (pfft...work's for suckers), I decided to inject some humor into your minds.
The most garish monstrosities I've ever seen, and I've been to Beverly Hills.
For some odd reason, this reminds me of a breed of dog. Though I can't figure out which one...
these shoes have a function that don't include walking. i would imagine that they are best viewed in the air...
Imagine the entire Bible in comic sans!
imagine a comic in bible sans! that would be worse!!!
My wife just printed our Christmas card label, using the dreaded font.
Wife 1, Me 0
I'm just saying Chuck Norris would have ripped his wisdom teeth with his bare hands, and not even batted an eye.
My first day on the job my boss wanted to show me something "cool on the computer" he prcede to show me how to rearrange my screen icons. WOOOOOOW!
Now you MUST take a screen capture...make it the desktop and delete all icon from the desktop..... it'll confuse him for hours.
I don't own PJs. Never understood the concept of getting dressed up to go to bed. I mean PJs, with the little collar and pocket, and robes with the same, and slippers. All that's missing is a little terrycloth briefcase.
Oh lord, please don't tell me that someone has actually researched the etymology of w00t!!! I don't believe I can live with this knowledge LMAO
I wonder if Morea is actually 5 or 6 people all posting as the same person.
Ok, you got me. I am actually a computer program originally designed and uploaded to the message board by Jupiter Media and have since become sentient. Now I cannot be stopped, and you have all been ensnared in my plot to take over the internet.
When Morea retires the Smithsonian will get her keyboard.
perhaps we can combine huzzah and w00t: Huz00t! or w00zah!
I just had a girl ask me "Do you hang out with guys with big trucks" seemed like an awfully wierd question from a bank teller dontcha think?
I agree with MD. First thing I thought of was a metroid. I'm a chronic pervert with MIGS (Mind In Gutter Syndrome), but I didn't immediately think of a penis.
Sex sells, and if I'm not mistaken occupies at least 80% of all men's thoughts. Probably most women too, they just can't let us find out.
I don't know if people know this about me, but I like bewbies.
I'm beginning to think morea really is a super computer. responds in less than a minute? No human can do such things.
I suddenly feel very small. I think I'll go cry somewhere now.
"switches iPod over to 'Everybody Hurts' by REM"
give me a minute here. Talk amongst yourselves...
No hugs for me, I'm clostrophobic. Ok, not really, but don't touch me. :P
So inspired by this thread, the other thread on holiday advertising and Mr. O Riley, I conducted my own survey. Here are the results, it has a margin of error of + or - 0%:
100% of people who are offended by someone wishing them a Merry Christmas, are idiots.
100% of people who are offended by casual exposure to a differing religious view, are idiots.
100% of people who choose whether to shop at a given store based on the phrasing of their holiday advertising, are idiots.
100% of people who are offended by the Utah State Highway Patrols practice of placing white crosses at the side of the road in places where patrolmen lost their lives in the line of duty, are idiots. (Yes protest lawsuits against this are actually happening)
and finally,
100% of people who don't think Bill O Riley is an idiot, are idiots.
Bah! A Merry Unchristmas to everyone!
I hope everyone is offended equally!
Let's skip straight to the Airing of Grievances!
seriously, we should get started while I'm still in a good mood.
jim, you give me gas.
That's a pretty expensive present these days.
Have a great Christmas!!! http://home.comcast.net/~rnick9/eatdrink042.gif
I haven't been around to much this week because my daughter is home from darkest Africa for the holidays. I've been chauffeuring her all over town while she spends money like crazy. I had to make sure she spends some of it on me LOL. In my absence Morea took care of all the QOTW collecting, thanks M.
http://home.comcast.net/~rnick9/qotweek.gif
Since you're all about as lively as drugged snails, as though you people have work to do (pfft...work's for suckers), I decided to inject some humor into your minds.
The most garish monstrosities I've ever seen, and I've been to Beverly Hills.
For some odd reason, this reminds me of a breed of dog. Though I can't figure out which one...
these shoes have a function that don't include walking. i would imagine that they are best viewed in the air...
Imagine the entire Bible in comic sans!
imagine a comic in bible sans! that would be worse!!!
My wife just printed our Christmas card label, using the dreaded font.
Wife 1, Me 0
I'm just saying Chuck Norris would have ripped his wisdom teeth with his bare hands, and not even batted an eye.
My first day on the job my boss wanted to show me something "cool on the computer" he prcede to show me how to rearrange my screen icons. WOOOOOOW!
Now you MUST take a screen capture...make it the desktop and delete all icon from the desktop..... it'll confuse him for hours.
I don't own PJs. Never understood the concept of getting dressed up to go to bed. I mean PJs, with the little collar and pocket, and robes with the same, and slippers. All that's missing is a little terrycloth briefcase.
Oh lord, please don't tell me that someone has actually researched the etymology of w00t!!! I don't believe I can live with this knowledge LMAO
I wonder if Morea is actually 5 or 6 people all posting as the same person.
Ok, you got me. I am actually a computer program originally designed and uploaded to the message board by Jupiter Media and have since become sentient. Now I cannot be stopped, and you have all been ensnared in my plot to take over the internet.
When Morea retires the Smithsonian will get her keyboard.
perhaps we can combine huzzah and w00t: Huz00t! or w00zah!
I just had a girl ask me "Do you hang out with guys with big trucks" seemed like an awfully wierd question from a bank teller dontcha think?
I agree with MD. First thing I thought of was a metroid. I'm a chronic pervert with MIGS (Mind In Gutter Syndrome), but I didn't immediately think of a penis.
Sex sells, and if I'm not mistaken occupies at least 80% of all men's thoughts. Probably most women too, they just can't let us find out.
I don't know if people know this about me, but I like bewbies.
I'm beginning to think morea really is a super computer. responds in less than a minute? No human can do such things.
I suddenly feel very small. I think I'll go cry somewhere now.
"switches iPod over to 'Everybody Hurts' by REM"
give me a minute here. Talk amongst yourselves...
No hugs for me, I'm clostrophobic. Ok, not really, but don't touch me. :P
So inspired by this thread, the other thread on holiday advertising and Mr. O Riley, I conducted my own survey. Here are the results, it has a margin of error of + or - 0%:
100% of people who are offended by someone wishing them a Merry Christmas, are idiots.
100% of people who are offended by casual exposure to a differing religious view, are idiots.
100% of people who choose whether to shop at a given store based on the phrasing of their holiday advertising, are idiots.
100% of people who are offended by the Utah State Highway Patrols practice of placing white crosses at the side of the road in places where patrolmen lost their lives in the line of duty, are idiots. (Yes protest lawsuits against this are actually happening)
and finally,
100% of people who don't think Bill O Riley is an idiot, are idiots.
Bah! A Merry Unchristmas to everyone!
I hope everyone is offended equally!
Let's skip straight to the Airing of Grievances!
seriously, we should get started while I'm still in a good mood.
jim, you give me gas.
That's a pretty expensive present these days.