An Un-Kool Friday

[morea]

All you screen capturing, bird spotting, peeved by pixel project profiteering, too smart to be ripped off on eBay, RPGing, deep thinking, portfolio presenting, tattoo getting, hung over Graphic Designers!!!

Have a great weekend! http://home.comcast.net/~rnick9/eatdrink042.gif

Since Kool is off enjoying the wonders of Disneyland and Vegas, I've got you covered this week. Despite the holiday weekend, we had lots of noteworthy quotes this week.

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It sounds like everyone had an eventful New Years... here are some of the lessons that we learned this year:

I didn't vomit in 2005. Though my record for 2006 is quite poor so far.

My only thought so far in 2006 is.....................................I'm NEVER touching another drop of alcohol for as long as I live, and the way I feel right now, let's hope that's not very much longer :|

uhhh, Pabst for breakfast - what the hell was I thinking. :sick:

My thought... just because there's only half a bottle of scotch left, doesn't mean you should drink it.

I don't remember anything after 10pm. *shrugs*

Just a heads up to anyone out there that thought that Pepto might halt alcohol induced vomitting... it doesnt.


And some of the random madness you come to expect around here:

I HATE BEING RIPPED OFF! Morea, get the 1,000,000 gallons of bleach ready, and a fire hose. I've got to clean out the stupid people piling up on aisle 3.

Guess the flowers weren't only thing springing in april of '69'.

I want to get a tattoo of a squirrel running up one leg and the same squirrel coming down the other leg with 2 nuts in his mouth.

I don't know why, but the idea of playing a drugged-out, STD-ridden male hooker sounds like a blast.

Sounds interesting. I'll have to look into this. Does it come with a free coconut shell bikini top?

No, but I could I could send you a picture of me in a coconut shell bikini top.

Kick him square in the nuts ... No one likes getting hit in the nuts. Maybe it'll teach him.

I've said it before and I will say it again.
Budmo Jiggler is my favorite font, haven't found a single place to use the thing yet but the name makes me giggle like a schoolgirl.

I had troubles with a boss (my first job out of college) looking down my shirt...

W-W-What's wrong with doing that?

Because there are BOOBS in there!!!!

*smacks jimeda upside head*

Better not look down my shirt bub... I'll kick your ass.

[Drorain]

great QOTWs Morea! Yay Friday, Its been one heck of a boring week. This weekend should be just as boring, but I'll at least be home...reading narnia or something

[jimintn]

Great job morea! Happy Friday!!

[G-Man79]

w00zah! What a great Friday! Enjoyed a new episode of The Office last night and now I'm only 8 hours away from the weekend! Great job handling the QOTW Mo. I hope Kool brings us back some sweet gifts.

G-Man's NFL Lock of the Week: Patriots over Jags. Both teams have been bitten by the injury bug all season long. Whether the Jags go with Leftwich or Garrard, neither of them are Tom Brady. The guy is a true leader with tons of playoff experience. Pats: 27, Jags: 13.

GO GIANTS!!!!

[reuber1]

Happy Friday, and about damn time. This week was not fun at work. Not enough drinking for the New Years for our customers, for sure.

Going to see Hostel tonight. Looks scary, and I don't care what anyone says, I liked "Cabin Fever" and I thought Eli Roth did a good job with that, so this should be damn impressive also. Thought about seeing Wolf Creek, but I heard bad things about it.

reuber1's definite no-chance-I'm-going-to-be-wrong NFL lock of the week: the Bears won't lose this weekend. :p

[Logo-Mechanix]

Good job Morea Kool will be proud of you, and I don't just say that because I made it in there twice....okay I do.

[Mynock]

I missed the boob thread. Sad.

[morea]

Good job Morea Kool will be proud of you, and I don't just say that because I made it in there twice....okay I do.

LOL... don't forget you still owe me that 10 bucks.

[Drorain]

G-Man's NFL Lock of the Week: Patriots over Jags. Both teams have been bitten by the injury bug all season long. Whether the Jags go with Leftwich or Garrard, neither of them are Tom Brady. The guy is a true leader with tons of playoff experience. Pats: 27, Jags: 13.

GO GIANTS!!!!

Agreed...Go PATS!

[Logo-Mechanix]

C'mon Reuber youre really going to see Broke Back Mountain Aren't you?

[reuber1]

C'mon Reuber youre really going to see Broke Back Mountain Aren't you?I'm not going to pay 9 bucks to see two guys do the naked tussle.

[Logo-Mechanix]

One word, spoon. Yuck!

[Navian]

Spork.

[Chris79]

Woo hoo! I made QOTW :D
It is indeed a happy friday. Because I get paid, and paid is good! I see visions of wine, cheese, and cocktail shrimp this weekend.

Happy friday, all!

[Navian]

Woo hoo! I made QOTW :D
It is indeed a happy friday. Because I get paid, and paid is good! I see visions of wine, cheese, and cocktail shrimp this weekend.

Happy friday, all!

Just not the cocktail sauce. That stuff is nasty, I never liked it. I'd rather have dip the shrimp in the sauce used with a malbu chicken dish..

[John G]

ketchup?

[colonel5]

I missed the boob thread. Sad.

yeah where were you? we all learned some valuable lessons

[morea]

darn this food talk, I am so hungry!

I had a really good dinner at outback - it was chicken with mushrooms and bacon covered in cheese and honey mustard... I could feel my arteries clogging.

Who, oh why does the food that's GOOD for you not taste as good as the food that's BAD for you? Seems backwards, doesn't it?

[greyghost]

WooHoo!!!! I made QOTW for the first time!!!
Thanks, Morea :D

As to the food question... the food that is bad for you tastes sooooo good because Satan made it that way. He wants us to all die sooner, because the sooner we die, the sooner he can make us eat lots of bad-tastig GOOD food in Hell. Hahahaha

[Logo-Mechanix]

If you spend your whole life eating right not drinking anything bad for you and excericising why would it be worth it to live longer? I love the Outback and the Sydney Sinful Sunday YUM!

[JPnyc]

I like how my hangover hell makes QOTW. "Hoorah, Joe killed 2 million brain cells on NY's eve!". All in all I have to say it was worth it :)

[jcolvin]

definetly agree with Lgog-Mechanix :)

[JPnyc]

Me too. I'm not here for a long time, I'm here for a GOOD time. :D

[Logo-Mechanix]

Sex,drugs and rock 'n roll. Sorry,I had to say that.

[morea]

lol, you guys!

[Mynock]

yeah where were you? we all learned some valuable lessons I was on vacation. Which thread is it? I did a search, but returned no results.

[JPnyc]

For some reason this convo made me think of a Woody Allen quote. When asked in an interview if he thought sex was "dirty", he replied "It is if you're doing it right". :D

[danedawg99]

I love me some 2 day work weeks. I got back from Missouri yesterday, and it's already friday. *GLEE* :D

[morea]

lol @ joe!

Mynock: here (http://www.graphicdesignforum.com/forum/showthread.php?t=13170)

[Booger]

WooHoo!!!! I made QOTW for the first time!!!
Thanks, Morea :D

As to the food question... the food that is bad for you tastes sooooo good because Satan made it that way. He wants us to all die sooner, because the sooner we die, the sooner he can make us eat lots of bad-tastig GOOD food in Hell. Hahahahait took a year for you to make QOTW? wow.
I did it in the first week or 2.
:D

:p

[Craig B]

Wow, I made QOTW again.

Whoo Hoo! I'd like to thank the academy and all the little people that voted me. Thank God for midgets!

Ooh, an "academy of midgets" ... is that like a "gaggle of geese" or a "murder of crows"?

[Chris79]

What is it with boobs lately? They have been a topic of conversation on more than one board I visit. LOL I can't believe I missed it, here.

[MD]

Great quotes Morea, Happy friday All :D

This weekend should be just as boring, but I'll at least be home...reading narnia or something
You might get a kick out of this guys review of the movie - podcast NSFW
http://media28a.libsyn.com/podcasts/nlo/NLO-050-12302005.mp3

[greyghost]

it took a year for you to make QOTW? wow.
I did it in the first week or 2.
:D

:p


Yeah, I must be boring or something. With a name like Booger, how could you NOT get into QOTW?

[morea]

lol @ greyghost... it took me ages to make QOTW, too.

[reuber1]

Holy crap...this week I designed something, and today I printed it. Take a friggin' picture.

[Booger]

One day I'll post up the story of Booger B. You will be amazed, you will laugh, you will cry, hell you might even die, but its a heck of a good story.

FWIW, I'm known offline to many people as Booger, the majority of my friends call me Booger. Kinda funny, pretty original-ish.

[Booger]

Holy crap...this week I designed something, and today I printed it. Take a friggin' picture.
na, just hit Print Screen... :p

[Neballer]

Here's to being hungover, and happy Friday. :D

Man, oh man I didn't do sh!t this week, yesterday was the only day I was at my apt. Oh well, go back to class on Monday.

Have a tremendous first weekend of 06!

[Chris79]

lol @ greyghost... it took me ages to make QOTW, too.

If it took YOU a long time to make it, it must've been just sheer dumb luck for me!

[morea]

lol! Thank you? :p

Honestly we've got a great bunch here, so it can be really tough to narrow the quotes down for the Friday post.

Sometimes I think that if the design industry were to disappear, most of the designers I know could go on to be stand up comedians. :D

[Chris79]

I think you have to have a sense of humor to work in commercial design... if you didn't you might just shoot yourself, some days! <VBG>

[greyghost]

Mine is more of a sarcastic, dry, pissed-off humor. Most people don't appreciate it.

[Booger]

Mine is more of a sarcastic, dry, pissed-off humor. Most people don't appreciate it.Thats how I am at work, but mainly pissed off more than anything
:o

[danedawg99]

better to be pissed off than pissed on, i always say. ;)

[greyghost]

When I worked FT, my sense of humor got me in trouble. People thought I had an anger-management problem, it wasn't until later that another artist was hired with the same humor and we'd feed each other sarcasm all day that I got "slightly" understood.

[Chris79]

People have the same issue with my dark humor... I can't help it that I'm a fan of dark humor. I think it's funny. They think I'm insane.

... Maybe they're right...
*L*

[morea]

I'm in the same boat as you two... but I like seeing the horrified expressions on the faces of my coworkers. It makes me laugh. :D

[Mynock]

Yeah, I must be boring or something. With a name like Booger, how could you NOT get into QOTW?Maybe that's why I never paid attention to the thread authored by you even though boobies were mentioned.

[greyghost]

Maybe that's why I never paid attention to the thread authored by you even though boobies were mentioned.

Probably.

[Mynock]

It could change if you mix the topic of bewbies into the conversation.

[TheBluePanda]

Im physically and mentally tired. 3 hour meeting this morning, and 30 minutes of basketball during my lunch break.

[danedawg99]

why are MD and Mynock's usernames green? :confused:

[MD]

Because We Rule.

[morea]

(2000+ posts) ;)

[danedawg99]

ah. right on. :p

[MD]

(2000+ posts) ;)
Because We Rule.
Well I do ... Mynock ... not so much ... ;)

[morea]

oh. *catches on*

Because they rule. :p

[G-Man79]

b-double o-b-y oh my!

(.)(.) <--- awesome.

'nuff said.

[TheBluePanda]

Moreas text should be flashing, metallic, 50px, and in a special font.

[Neuro]

Happy Friday!! Great quotes this week. Sounds like a lot of people learned a valuable lesson about the life after a good party night. LOL!

Hope you all have a great weekend!

[jimintn]

(2000+ posts) ;)

Does it reset to black after 15,000 or something?

yours should actually be purple, the color for royalty

:)

[morea]

lol! I'm just "bold". But I hear that it's not easy being green. ;)

[jimintn]

bold -

going where no poster has gone before!