Working for the Etch-a-Sketch help desk

[morea]

a day in the life at the etch-a-sketch help desk...

Q: My Etch-A-Sketch has all of these funny little lines all over the screen.
A: Pick it up and shake it.

Q: How do I turn my Etch-A-Sketch off?
A: Pick it up and shake it.

Q: What's the shortcut for Undo?
A: Pick it up and shake it.

Q: How do I create a New Document window?
A: Pick it up and shake it.

Q: How do I set the background and foreground to the same color?
A: Pick it up and shake it.

Q: What is the proper procedure for rebooting my Etch-A-Sketch?
A: Pick it up and shake it.

Q: How do I delete a document on my Etch-A-Sketch?
A: Pick it up and shake it.

Q: How do I save my Etch-A-Sketch document?
A: Don't shake it.

[Chris79]

Ha! Man I wish all of the calls from our clients were so easy. :)
Hmm, maybe I could edit that a bit to be more fun...


Q: How do you deal with a client that won't pay you?
A: Pick him up and shake him

Ooooh... I like that much better!

[Ned]

Speaking of easy... My S.O. had picked up a keyboard the other day, and on the top right corner there's a big button marked "Easy"! I'm still wondering what that's for...

[morea]

wow, did somebody actually manage to work out the magic "create logo" button? :p

[Chris79]

I thought they already had that button in Word... it was labeled "Clip Art" or something?