Politically Correct Ways to say that Someone is Stupid

[morea]

A few clowns short of a circus.

A few fries short of a Happy Meal.

An experiment in Artificial Stupidity.

A few beers short of a six-pack.

Dumber than a box of hair.

A few peas short of a casserole.

Doesn't have all his cornflakes in one box.

The wheel's spinning, but the hamster's dead.

One Fruit Loop shy of a full bowl.

One taco short of a combination plate.

A few feathers short of a whole duck.

All foam, no beer.

The cheese slid off his cracker.

Body by Fisher, brains by Mattel.

Has an IQ of 2, but it takes 3 to grunt.

Warning: Objects in mirror are dumber than they appear.

Couldn't pour water out of a boot with instructions on the heel.

He fell out of the Stupid tree and hit every branch on the way down.

An intellect rivaled only by garden tools.

As smart as bait.

Chimney's clogged.

Doesn't have all his dogs on one leash.

Doesn't know much but leads the league in nostril hair.

Elevator doesn't go all the way to the top floor.

Forgot to pay his brain bill.

Her sewing machine's out of thread.

His antenna doesn't pick up all the channels.

His belt doesn't go through all the loops.

If he had another brain, it would be lonely.

Missing a few buttons on his remote control.

No grain in the silo.

Proof that evolution CAN go in reverse.

Receiver is off the hook.

Several nuts short of a full pouch.

Skylight leaks a little.

Slinky's kinked.

Surfing in Nebraska.

Too much yardage between the goal posts.

In the pinball game of life, his flippers were a little further apart than most.

[Navian]

Bah, I'm tired of the PC crap. I'll just come out and say it. If they are offended, then they shouldnt be stupid in the first place. :D

[morea]

If they are offended, then they shouldnt be stupid in the first place. :D

good point. :p

[PersonasBinar]

I would say sorry!.. Sorry you're so damned stupid. :))
Ugly bag of mostly water.....

[reuber1]

Well, I see how busy we are on this federal holiday for those of us who do have to work.

**que the people who actually do have a lot of work to rebut this now**

[PersonasBinar]

holiday?

[reuber1]

Dead-Paper-Money-Men Day...er President's Day.

Which means approx 50% of the country works, and the other 50% doesn't. And 50% of the schools has class, and approx 50% do not.

[chalsema]

I got the losing end on this deal... I have work and school. ;)

[greyghost]

not playing with a full deck

not quite the shilling

one weight short of a shipment

coming down with a fever

his bottle is getting older

not the brightest crayon in the box

I can probably think of a few more ;)

[reuber1]

"Is the biggest dumba$$ alive"...wait, that might not fly as PC.

[Mynock]

Sharpest knife in the drawer

Sharpest tool in the shed

The lights are on, but no ones home

[Navian]

Dumber than the person who is: "one can short of a six pack".

[balou]

Thanks for the giggle Morea!

Here's one...

A few spoons short in the silverware drawer.

[greyghost]

The lights are on, but no ones home

I have a story for that one.
When my new roomie and I got to our apartment for the first time, there was a sticker on the door that read just that - lights are on, but nobody's home.

I never got around to removing it. And soon, it became obvious that it was soooo true for my roomie. She did the stupidest stuff ever. Like getting drunk, then not realizing she was in the wrong apartment building in our complex, and walking into the Deputy Sheriff's apartment at 3am. He came running out of the bedroom with a gun and was yelling at her to put her hands on her head and sit down - and that's when she realized she had the wrong apartment! Don't ask me why the key worked.

That roomie was the stuff of legends. Or just really great drinking stories.

[Satchel]

Don't ask me why the key worked.

When I got my first apartment my friends dad was the manager, and I ended up taking over my friends apartment. They only had a "Master" key for that spacific apartment so I was always worried something like that would happen to me. Get drunk come home and walk into someone else's aparment - not a sheriff or anything but it would still make for a hell of a story the next day. But lucky for me it never happend - but who knows for the next person that rents that one because they got the keys I had, they dont even know they have a master - hope they dont fall into the wrong hands!

[Mynock]

Too cheap to recore?

[max_nhk]

A successful experiment in Artificial Stupidity. <-- I think this one is better.


How about --> Occasionally park his/her car in the drain.

[Neballer]

My friend dated this chick who was coined, "Dumber than a bag full of hair."

I wasn't sure exactly what that meant untill I met this girl. When they're that stupid, that's about as PC as it gets.

[style]

lol..
where was (insert name of stupid person) when g-d gave out brains?

[balou]

It's not a very "nice" way to say it but this is one of my favs the hubby pulled out of his "living in the south" memory banks:

If his brains were gasoline, he couldn't power a piss ants mini-bike around the inside of a Cheerio.

:D

[Mynock]

That ones a little obsecure, but I think it works.

[balou]

You're a hard guy to please Mynock.

Try it again but say it outloud with a Southern drawl.

[Mynock]

All I'm saying there is a lot of elements to grasp and then combine. KISS.

[balou]

ah-k
I won't tell that one to the "Has an IQ of 2, but it takes 3 to grunt." crowd. Mmmwah.:D

[Neballer]

Try it again but say it outloud with a Southern drawl.
all while drinking Jack Daniels from the bottle.

[Lonepine]

Morea, this post made my day. I was chuckling to myself and my coworkers had to come see what was going on. Thanks!

[greyghost]

Morea, this post made my day. I was chuckling to myself and my coworkers had to come see what was going on. Thanks!


And now everyone knows you were goofing off at work. :)

[rockem]

'flippin idiot'

[rickself]

God must love idiots...he made enough of 'em!:eek:

[clairabelle]

the engines running but there's no one behind the wheel.