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reuber1
02-24-2006, 08:20 PM
This is gross. But read it anyway.
http://www.nbc4i.com/news/7302651/detail.html
morea
02-24-2006, 08:24 PM
He allegedly added, "I like it because it makes me closer to them -- like I'm drinking their youth."
eew.
Drorain
02-24-2006, 08:35 PM
"DO I have to use wrenches? NO! But I also dont have to drink my own urine, but it's sterile and I like the taste." ~ Dodgeball
Yah that guys a fooking freak!
Logo-Mechanix
02-24-2006, 08:37 PM
Thats nasty, whats he do if gets hungry.
D-Frag
02-24-2006, 08:44 PM
hmmmmm I can't figure out which one is more terrible....your article....or this one
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0217062contract1.html?link=eaf
morea
02-24-2006, 08:48 PM
My God, I would kill the bastard. :eek:
Logo-Mechanix
02-24-2006, 08:53 PM
Whats almost as disturbing as the contract is she still married him after reading it. And not for nothing but if I have tell my wife to shave her CHEST I would start questioning whether or not she has always been a woman.
morea
02-24-2006, 08:54 PM
I only read the first page of the "contract", but that made me wonder how exactly he got her to marry him in the first place.
By the time I finished the first page he's be looking for the neosporin to put on the paper cuts on his rectum.
Logo-Mechanix
02-24-2006, 08:55 PM
Paper cuts to the rectum, man that would hurt.
morea
02-24-2006, 08:56 PM
he'd have more of them by the time he retrieved the contract. :mad:
Logo-Mechanix
02-24-2006, 08:58 PM
Let me ask you this, would you remove any staples or paper clips?
morea
02-24-2006, 09:04 PM
nope. I would probably add some extras. And some super glue. And possibly an angry badger, if I could find one quickly enough.
Satchel
02-24-2006, 09:08 PM
I'm too afraid to open either of the links... I have a weak tummy!
reuber1
02-24-2006, 09:39 PM
Where the f'ck in Iowa did this happen? I know we have some weirdos, but jesus.
PersonasBinar
02-24-2006, 09:41 PM
Just reading the thread.... i think I've saved a few minutes of my life that I might otherwise never get back by NOT reading the article.
reuber1
02-24-2006, 09:42 PM
Both are pretty much articles that talk about some goofy bastards. One guy drinks boys urine, and another guy had some pretty steep demands for his wife.
They're entertaining to read still. :cool:
reuber1
02-24-2006, 10:05 PM
OK, how about Senor Sex Offender here...
http://www.sor.mdps.state.ms.us/So_qryIndivid.asp?search_key=3972
No wonder he's a sex offender; not like he's a sex defender.
dimlightdistrict
02-25-2006, 04:47 AM
Well. I've got my daily dose of the unreal.
Neballer
02-25-2006, 08:07 AM
what the **** is on that guys face.
*in my best arnold schwarzenegger voice*
It's a tumor.
That guy is even worse than the pee drinker - he molested the mentally handicapped. I guess you really can't pick up chicks in the bar with that mug...
It's a good thing that guy lives in mississippi Nebs - for a second there I was fearing that your retarded ass was next ;)
Vikia
02-25-2006, 05:06 PM
Now that is completely gross...ouff!
Neballer
02-25-2006, 06:33 PM
It's a good thing that guy lives in mississippi Nebs - for a second there I was fearing that your retarded ass was next ;)
just because I have a mouth full of waffers, doesn't mean I'm retarded - sicko. :D
Satchel
02-25-2006, 07:03 PM
well I read them... That urine drinker is just wrong... The contract is twisted but if she signed it and married him then what the hell does she expect?!
D Lucks
02-25-2006, 10:22 PM
By the time I finished the first page he's be looking for the neosporin to put on the paper cuts on his rectum.
Might get a few GBD's from that.:eek: