Thought I should make you all jealous

[Drorain]

So let me share my weekend...Ahem...

DANE COOK HBO BOSTON SHOWWWWWWWWW!

Yup I'm going to the show at the garden this weekend, I'm going to the earlier show, the one thats not officially being recorded for hbo, but I'm sure they'll tape it incase they want to make some edits between the two shows.

This is the show he advertised on myspace, tickets sold out in no time...17k tickets for each show...my friend got two and he's letting me join him for the face value of 75 bucks. These tickets are now selling for 300-500

YAY I'm so happy

[morea]

wow, cool Dro! Have a great time!

[TheBluePanda]

Meh, I'm not jealous, I saw him a few years ago. :p

Have a good time! :)

[Satchel]

That Dane Cook's a silly b*tch! I'm jealous!

[reuber1]

If it weren't for the disease here, and lack of a metroplitan area, I'm sure he'd visit around here. Enjoy the show.

[mac.FINN]

Quite the funny fellow that one. Quite the funny fellow indeed.

[Drorain]

I've mentioned it before, he's from my hometown here just outside of Boston. I'd love to see him bring his latest 'fling' here for a visit...according to US weekly he's going out with Jessica Simpson right now *drool*

[twogun]

fantastic!!! so jealous.......who's dane cook???

[Drorain]

the hottest comic in the states right now

[reuber1]

the hottest comic in the states right now
Wrong. That's Larry the Cable Guy :p

[Neballer]

I'm so-totally jealous - that guy is highlarious.
Now it's my turn - I'm going back to bed. :D

[Drorain]

Eek I'd so love to be back in bed...Dammit...

[reuber1]

Yeah, I woke up at 4:30 for an early tennis lesson. I'm tired as shit now. Usually I struggle with 6:30. I'll be hitting the proverbial hay early tonight.

[G-Man79]

Neb: 1 Dro: 1

Time for a tiebreaker.

[Drorain]

Ummmmmm...ummm...I got nothin

[ekosix]

I'm jealous. In fact, suck my back!! Oh well, if I can't see him live, I'll have to settle for my wallpaper design being on his website. :(

[Drorain]

I'm spoiled I saw him last year in the summer, but I was in the wayyyyyyy back so I couldnt see him go utterly insane on stage...This should be different, a stadium setup. the show is at the TD banknorth garden where the bruins and celts play

[morea]

whoa, reuber is almost at 3000 posts. Funny how after the first 1000 they just seem to accelerate! :D

[EC]

Larry the Cable Guy is dating Jessica Simpson?

[Satchel]

Larry the Cable Guy is dating Jessica Simpson?

That would be the couple with the lowest IQ in Hollywood!

[Drorain]

toss aside my infatuations with Asian women, Jessica Simpson is the most beautiful blond in hollywood...although I dont know much about her personality

[EC]

toss aside my infatuations with Asian women, Jessica Simpson is the most beautiful blond in hollywood...although I dont know much about her personality

Personality is everything though. Here's my vote:

http://www.actoractressgallery.com/actress/cameron_diaz/b05.jpg

[Satchel]

Personality is everything though. Here's my vote:


Mine too!!! Miss Simpson is pretty hot but I dont think she's very deep!?

[morea]

what is it about blondes that guys find so intriguing?

[Satchel]

Everything!

[balou]

here's my vote :D

http://www.famousdudes.com/pics/MatthewMcconaghy/matthewmcconaghy2.jpg

[EC]

here's my vote :D

http://www.famousdudes.com/pics/MatthewMcconaghy/matthewmcconaghy2.jpg


Hells yeah!!!!!!!!!!!! Now we're talking. :)

[Drorain]

what is it about blondes that guys find so intriguing?

like i said A, i have an affinity for asians myself, but I'm just saying so far as blonds go...well JS has my vote.

We just dont see to many...burnettes in hollywood, either that or they dye their head so many colors its too confusing

[balou]

That's a lot of exclamation points there EC!! ;0)

[EC]

like i said A, i have an affinity for asians myself, but I'm just saying so far as blonds go...well JS has my vote.

We just dont see to many...burnettes in hollywood, either that or they dye their head so many colors its too confusing

So many A-list brunettes, hard to keep count: Catherine Zeta Jones, Sandra Bullock, Julia Roberts, Angelina Jolie. Hello!!

[EC]

That's a lot of exclamation points there EC!! ;0)

Sorry, got a little excited there. He's on my top ten pretend celebrity boyfriends list. Brian (my real bf) calls him "there's your boy" everytime he comes on tv LOL

[Drorain]

names arent important...

hmm I wonder if that'll get me in trouble *hide*

[Drorain]

Sorry, got a little excited there. He's on my top ten pretend celebrity boyfriends list. Brian (my real bf) calls him "there's your boy" everytime he comes on tv LOL

amatuers if your gonna use lots of exclamation points your supposed to decorate it and go all out...an 13 year old provides this easy to follow leet speak format...

(OUTRAGEOUS STATEMENT)!!!!111!!!!1!!!ONE!!11!!!!!ELEVEN!11!!!!

see they get so excited that they forget to press the shift key then for flair they add some distracting words, but those words must be one or eleven...thats the end of your l33t lesson for today

[danedawg99]

ooohhh. ph3ar dro's l337 sk1llzzz!!!!111!!!!!!!!1

[EC]

amatuers if your gonna use lots of exclamation points your supposed to decorate it and go all out...an 13 year old provides this easy to follow leet speak format...

(OUTRAGEOUS STATEMENT)!!!!111!!!!1!!!ONE!!11!!!!!ELEVEN!11!!!!

see they get so excited that they forget to press the shift key then for flair they add some distracting words, but those words must be one or eleven...thats the end of your l33t lesson for today

ok then how's this.

http://www.mi6.co.uk/livenews/images/benicio_del_toro.jpg

I prefer brunettes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!ONE!@@@$!!!!!*!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!111@@@@@!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!ELEVEN!11!!!!!!! !!!!!!

[Drorain]

OMHHHHGGGGGGG

EC is the master of l33t I bow to you EC

[Neballer]

ya, he is pretty hot. :D

here's my vote.
http://www.esquire.com/women/gallery/img/001201_mww_zhanga01_g.jpg

[EC]

ya, he is pretty hot. :D

here's my vote.
http://www.esquire.com/women/gallery/img/001201_mww_zhanga01_g.jpg

I think drorain might have fainted.

[Satchel]

I dont even know who that is??

[EC]

She was in Memoirs of a Geisha, I know that.

[Drorain]

*passed out in chair*

*drool*

[Neballer]

I think drorain might have fainted.
I figured he might have.

Satch-man, she was in Crouching Tiger - Hidden Dragon, Rush Hour 2 and House of Flying Daggers as well.

[reuber1]

It's Xhang Ziyi. She is cute as hell. I think Dro's mushroom just juiced.

Reality TV: I vote Kelly Pickler as hottest, even if she is an idiot or a fake idiot. In the words of Brian Griffin, I would wreck that chick. But, I probably wouldn't want to be around her for more than an hour. BTW, she rocked Bohemian Rhapsody last night, and my pants.

Real TV & Movies: Either the obvious Jessica Alba or less obvious Katherine Heigl.

Honestly, it makes no difference if your personality is equivalent to a coked out donkey. Personality trumps looks anyday.

HOLY CRAP 3000 POSTS. Got so worked up talking about hot chicks that I lost track.

[EC]

Reality TV: I vote Kelly Pickler as hottest, even if she is an idiot or a fake idiot. In the words of Brian Griffin, I would wreck that chick. But, I probably wouldn't want to be around her for more than an hour. BTW, she rocked Bohemian Rhapsody last night, and my pants.


HOLY CRAP 3000 POSTS. Got so worked up talking about hot chicks that I lost track.

Reubs, your 3,000th post made me throw up in my mouth a little bit.

[reuber1]

Your welcome! :D

Here, this should make you feel better:
http://www.votefortheworst.com/pickler.html

I wish my date for prom wore something like that. Goddamn.

[Satchel]

Your welcome! :D

Here, this should make you feel better:
http://www.votefortheworst.com/pickler.html

I wish my date for prom wore something like that. Goddamn.

Wow... me too!

[EC]

oddly, that didn't make me feel any better. Do I need to start posting photos of Leonardo DiCaprio or something to get you to stop this madness?

[reuber1]

No, that's OK. Don't go that far.

[balou]

oddly, that didn't make me feel any better. Do I need to start posting photos of Leonardo DiCaprio or something to get you to stop this madness?

Um, yes. I believe you should. And while you're at it, the top 5 of your top 10 fake hollywood boyfriends might just turn this thread to the pink side.

[reuber1]

I got my fake hollywood girlfriends ready. They're all number 1 in my book, I'm a polygamist.

[EC]

I got my fake hollywood girlfriends ready. They're all number 1 in my book, I'm a polygamist.

Somehow, I think it might be better for us to just call it a draw while we're ahead. I don't think I could take knowing any more of your fake celebrity girlfriends.

[TheBluePanda]

I get nauseous when people start drooling over hollywood celebrities. Especially people from reality shows. They need to collect their 15 minutes of fame and go away.

[Satchel]

I get nauseous when people start drooling over hollywood celebrities. Especially people from reality shows. They need to collect their 15 minutes of fame and go away.

Some body wake up on the wrong side of the bed this morning?

[rickself]

That would be the couple with the lowest IQ in Hollywood!
LMFAO!!!
100% agreement on that one!
Best lookin blonde in Hollywood? Goldie Hawn.
http://img209.imageshack.us/img209/7504/goldie25yg.jpg

OBTW, I guess I'm showing my age here, but who's this Dane guy?

[balou]

OBTW, I guess I'm showing my age here, but who's this Dane guy?

Yay! Rickself, I was feeling pretty lame that I was the only one that didn't know this comedian. I had to google him. ;)

[Satchel]

I was gonna answer that question for you but I figured with 10 people viewing I wouldn't get it out in time.

[reuber1]

Some body wake up on the wrong side of the bed this morning?I was going to say the same thing.

[Drorain]

*drorain comes to*

Oh hi folks, hmm lunch was good, what were we talking about again?

[G-Man79]

I hear what BP is saying. "Celebrity" is a pretty vomitous status to obtain. It's like, congrats you're talented...now go live a live lavishly, wear dark sunglasses all the time and bark orders at the help.

Hell, we're all talented as pancakes but you don't see any GDFers driving around in our $100K cars with a baby on our lap.

[rickself]

...or putting hoods or blankets over their kids heads just to take 'em out in public. Or naming them "Blankie" or "Prince"

[Neballer]

Hell, we're all talented as pancakes but you don't see any GDFers driving around in our $100K cars with a baby on our lap.
Are you saying you don't roll a Bentley with Spreewells? What the hell?! :D

[morea]

eep. Celebrities scare me. Except for William Shatner. I think he's harmless. :D

[TheBluePanda]

http://www.tutorialtomb.com/upload/pictures/redescalade9oe.gif

[morea]

*looks confused*

I can't keep up with this thread. Damn you, DayQuil Liquid Gels®!

[Drorain]

they are worth what the public pays for them, as with most things, if the celeb sucks, then they wont be around to long or they will move on to other things...like producing

[Satchel]

Or they have a rich older sister *cough - ashlee simpson - cough*

[typographics]

i think someone shit on the coats...

[morea]

huh?

[reuber1]

^ Dane Cook reference.

Not all celebrities seem all that bad. I think the people who eschew them tabloid-style are just as bad, if not worse. But yeah, there are celebs who suck and if they were shipped to Uganda I would be happy.

[reuber1]

they are worth what the public pays for them, as with most things, if the celeb sucks, then they wont be around to long or they will move on to other things...like producingThen what the hell is David Spade still doing with a show on Comedy Central?

"I'm David Spade without Chris Farley. Alone and useless." Homer Simpson

I don't agree with them being "worth" what the public pays for them, not as much as the public decides to endorse shitty "talent" without knowing any better (i.e. Larry the Cable Guy).

[Drorain]

i guess what I'm saying is we pour a lot of money into entertainment be it sports, actors, or any other entertainment industry. The money gets distributed as the execs see fit.there are enough brainless idiots willing to pay 10 bucks in the theater to see a movie...once...then pay 20 to buy the dvd

big industry, big business :)

The fact that they always have a camera up their ass...well they are the royalty of our society and we subconciously look to them for direction in fashion and glamour and wealth. they are up on the pedastal...most of the time undeservedly so

[Satchel]

i think someone shit on the coats...

WHAT? I hope it wasn't my coat!

[idaho]

Dane Cook is ok but he doesn't even compare to the greats like Cosby, Williams, and Carlin IMHO. Cook isn't even worthy of carrying their jock straps.

[Drorain]

Those three are perverbial gods of comedy, I love bill murray, and dan ackroyd too, but I relate to dane more cause he's from my home town, where I live now and I can identify with places he mentions like Video Horizons and the BK lounge he worked at over near the burlington mall...I guess thats why I hail him as one of my favs.

I also am a huge louis black fan, anyone else like him?

I can do without steve correll, but the daily show host is awesome too

[Satchel]

I think louis black has some good stuff but he's always too angry - I dont like that.

[TheBluePanda]

I'm all about Louis Black's angryness. Mainly because I'm a cynical bastard myself :D

As for my favorite comedian, it would have to be Mitch Hedberg. :)

[Jriddim]

Sorry im not gelous because i saw Mitch hedberg before he passed away.. RIP MITCH!!!!

[Satchel]

are you gellin?

[reuber1]

Want negativity?

BILL HICKS. Hell yes. He was as pissed off and cynical as they come. For you Tool fans, he's the one who is the comedian on that part on the song Third Eye in the beginning "You know I think drugs have done some good things for us, I really do..."

I think Lewis Black is goddamn hilarious. Bill Maher is awesome too, probably my favorite right now. Dennis Miller has gone VERY far to the right, and I saw his last HBO thing and it was less a comedy special and more of a bashing on everything remotely liberal.

[Drorain]

lol sounds good to me...Actually I like Dennis Miller, but Louis black is a lot more funny...and he's a self proclaimed Socialist to boot...funny how this right wing nut job (me) laughs at him

[Drorain]

I must say the only time I get annoyed with comics is when they get in on religion, for this I hate george carlin's sketches more than anything, just a personal pref.

[ekosix]

Anyone heard of Mike Birbiglia? He's one of my faves. I love stand-up comedy as a whole. I think it's one of the last pure forms of entertainment. Not pure as in wholesome, har har, but as in it's untainted by corporate bigwigs and television ratings.

[reuber1]

Listen to Hicks with caution then, Dro.

[Drorain]

you know who's routine I can't stand...Jerry Senfield, hes not funny. In fact he kills funny, he takes it, shoots it and beats it till its a quivering mass of jelly

I heard a couple years ago Al Pacino was doing a routine, I would've loved to see that. I'm a huge al pacino fanboy

Like someone previously said though Cosby and Williams are two of the best

[reuber1]

Richard Prior is hilarious. Back-in-the-day Eddie Murphy is hilarious. Chapelle is very hilarious. Chris Rock is very hilarious.

I've never thought Seinfeld was funny. I never watched more than three episodes of his show simply because of him; the others in that show are great, but he brings it down entirely

[Neballer]

Sorry im not gelous because i saw Mitch hedberg before he passed away.. RIP MITCH!!!!
WHAT?! When the hell did this happen?

Drugs?
Car Crash?
Suicide?
Jealous/Crazy Fan?

[EC]

too much testosterone going on in here boys. I personally believe that ellen degeneres is one of the most naturally talented and funny human beings on the planet. Of course her career got clouded in a smoke of "Oh my God, she's a lesbian" which is terribly unfortunate -- if she had been born 50 years later, I'm quite sure she would have achieved legendary status even outside of the gay community where she is worshipped and rightly so.

She's one of those comedians that I just *can't wait* to hear what she's going to say, cause I know it's going to make me pee a little.

[Drorain]

lol, lets see female comics....Wanda Sykes is annoying, Margeret Cho is sometimes funny, don't really like ellen, to morning talky for me.

Oh Females I love, see SNL...Cheri oteri and the likes

I lol'd at amanda on "All That" as well

[Jriddim]

Yeah I dont even know what was the cause of his death... im guessing something drug related

[Satchel]

a couple female comedians I like are Tina Fey and Maya Rudolph (who I also think is pretty hot) I dont usually like female comedians, probably because they dont talk about fart jokes.

[Neballer]

She's one of those comedians that I just *can't wait* to hear what she's going to say, cause I know it's going to make me pee a little.
I think I just peed a little - LMAO :D

[EC]

I think I just peed a little - LMAO :D

Peeing a little, it's good.

[Neballer]

only sometimes, others, it can get you kicked out of parties. :D

[TheBluePanda]

Ellen was brilliant as Dory in Finding Nemo.

[Neballer]

so-totally BP.

"The sea monkey has my money."