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Navian
04-12-2006, 01:13 PM
You are caught sleeping at your desk:
10. "They told me at the Blood Bank this might happen.."

9. "This is just a 15 minute power nap they raved about in the time management course you sent me to!"

8. "Whew! Guess I left the top off the Whiteout. You probably got here just in time."

7. "I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new business strategy."

6. "I was testing my keyboard for drool resistance."

5. "I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve work-related stress."

4. "Darn! Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out how to handle that big accounting problem."

3. "Did you ever notice sound coming out of these keyboards when you put your ear down real close?"

2. "Who put decaf in the wrong pot?!?"

AND THE NUMBER ONE best thing to say if you get caught sleeping at your desk........

1. Raise your head slowly and say, "..in Jesus' name, Amen."

If you can think of any more, post'm. :)
morea
04-12-2006, 01:42 PM
cute Navian, lol!
Drorain
04-12-2006, 01:46 PM
sleeping on the job Nav? which of the excuses have you found to work best?
Navian
04-12-2006, 01:49 PM
I like "I think I've found a holes in my eyelids, I'll have to check them again later".
twogun
04-12-2006, 01:55 PM
"wait a minute.......i was just seeing if my productivitiy would increase by typing with my eyelashes!!"
cjoe
04-13-2006, 12:52 AM
of course you could always spice up the Jesus thing and replace it with Mohammed. Then if you get fired anyway, then you can claim its because you are Muslim.
cjoe
04-13-2006, 12:54 AM
No offence to any Muslims of course, but it happens more than you think. There have been several cases of workers being fired because the practice their daily prayer.
D-Frag
04-13-2006, 01:14 AM
"sorry, my desk smelled like cheese"
typographics
04-13-2006, 01:15 AM
Raise your head slowly and say, "..in Jesus' name, Amen."

thats the funniest thing ive heard all day!
colonel5
04-13-2006, 03:43 PM
Boss: "Were you sleeping on the job?"
Worker: "No, I had a bug in my eye and I was trying to suffocate him"

(from Family Guy, Mr. Weed catching Peter sleeping")

though the prayer thing is pretty funny