Friday Friday Friday!!!

[Kool]

All you, Cat naming, Taste debating, Triplets having, Lyric searching, Family Guy debating, Scared of the mumps, Captioning, Just whining, Bad boy loving, Rejected, Woken up, Graphic Designers!!!

Have a great weekend!!! http://home.comcast.net/~rnick9/eatdrink042.gif


http://home.comcast.net/~rnick9/qotweek.gif

eep. Celebrities scare me. Except for William Shatner. I think he's harmless.

cant believe i'm on a forum on a sunday afternoon trying to name a cat 5000 bloody miles away......i gotta get a life!!!!

How do you go about aligning poop to a baseline grid? That seems like a nasty job; one I do not envy. And where do you get the poop?

a certain local design company has to be on the leading edge and grabs up every upgrade as soon as it comes out. If history repeats itself, they trash their old apps as soon as the new ones come out! These guys are a floppy short of a complete install!

BTW, I've got that same feeling of not being able to concentrate or do any work... but I'm suffering from the natural effects of good ole apathy! WOOHOO APATHY... or whatever.

I'm not aware of the arm-chair mouse.

One thing that I find works when I get that stress-pinch 'tween the shoulders is to start swinging the elbow back and forth...with feeling. The salesman usually leaves doubled-over and I feel much better the rest of the day!!

oh wait...I'm going to copyright the sky, that way I can collect royalties from EVERYONE HAHAHAHA

Oh yeah, and we're nukin' Iowa, w00t!

I figure it was kind of the nest theory. Or more like, if you build it, they will come! LOL! I was really just tired of laundromats & he had a washer & a dryer.

All I can say is to lift your skirt, grab your balls and ask her out. Treat her the way you want to be treated and tell her look, don't pile on me cause I'm nice or I'll drive by you hose every night for the next 6 months and pee on your dog.

[reuber1]

Friday couldn't have come sooner. Running on fumes this morning, no thanks to the weather.

Goddamn, I've been on a cue-oh-tee-dubya drought. It's been like four weeks straight without one. :(

[Jeizzavelle]

Dumb question WTF is QOTW??????

[morea]

great post Kool! Those were some awesome quotes. :D

(psst! Was I the only woken up one? :o)

My DSL connection is still not working properly - I can only stay connected for about a minute at a time and then it goes out for 20 minutes. I have ANOTHER "service call" in on it, but I might still not be around much today.

Hope you guys all have a great weekend. Don't eat too many jelly beans!

[G-Man79]

That quote from Jeizz just got me rollin. Nice one! I hope everyone has a great weekend and a happy Good Friday/Easter to all you church folk.

Now where do I put that dag Cadbury?

[reuber1]

Dumb question WTF is QOTW??????
Quote of the Week. ;)

[The_Black_Knight]

I haven't been in QOTW since the new shorter format was implemented.:( Before that, I must have had one of the highest QOTW/post number ratios. I guess my posts are only marginally funny. Bummer.

Anyway, have a great Friday, all!

[Drorain]

happy friday, kinda busy today...I'll try to check in lata

[Mynock]

Maybe you're the best of the rest BK?

[Jeizzavelle]

Oh, duh, thanks.
Happy Friday everyone!

[The_Black_Knight]

Maybe you're the best of the rest BK?Gee, that makes me feel sooo much better, Mynock.

[reuber1]

Anybody else have Good Friday off? Not me, not that it makes any difference, I'm agnostic and I have nothing better to do today.

[Satchel]

Twogun: All that sucking up worked :D

great quotes... I agree Jeizz had a great one.

[Jeizzavelle]

Thanks guys. I try. *wipes tear*

[Mynock]

Of all the Jeizzavelle quotes, I'm surprised the spanking didn't make the list.

[Jeizzavelle]

Now don't start that again!

[Drorain]

i do wish I was off today, but alas I am here. Oh well

[reuber1]

Seems all the schools got out around here, don't see why we don't either. Meh.

Need to find something to keep me awake. Had an early lesson this morning, and albeit only my third one, I'm already going full court hitting; needless to say, I'm going to be exhausted.

[Satchel]

Of all the Jeizzavelle quotes, I'm surprised the spanking didn't make the list.

I think they could have used that whole post as a QOTW

[Jeizzavelle]

What's so great about MY posts? I was just being honest. I don't see the point in waiting for stuff to happen TO you when you can just go out and MAKE it happen.

[balou]

Woo hoo!! Good picks Kool. Ahhhh - weekend out of town and away from the LCD screen. My eyes need a break.

[TheBluePanda]

happy friday! yayz!

[Satchel]

What's so great about MY posts? I was just being honest.

It was just funny at the time... I'm sure brutal honesty isn't always going to get you in the top ten here at GDF but at that particular time it was gold.

[Jeizzavelle]

Well, I appreciate the props. I am a huge fan of brutal honesty. I yelled the lift up your skirt thing at a buddy in a pizza place once and got him a date. So glad it's Friday, I am only here till noon and my boss/satan gave me a ham. A cheapo but it'll work. I am going to go home and RELAX!

ETA: Yall definatley helped egg me on too! You should get at least a mention for POTW. ;)

[reuber1]

One thing about that post though, I don't want people thinking I'm too much of a chicken shit to ask people out; I kinda got that from that post. I still do it no problem, it just seems that the bitch to decent girl ratio is 900 to 1.

[Satchel]

So glad it's Friday, I am only here till noon and my boss/satan gave me a ham. A cheapo but it'll work. I am going to go home and RELAX!

A cheapo - a ham is more than I've ever gotten - plus you get a half day... satan is looking pretty good to me right now!

[Satchel]

One thing about that post though, I don't want people thinking I'm too much of a chicken shit to ask people out; I kinda got that from that post. I still do it no problem, it just seems that the bitch to decent girl ratio is 900 to 1.

It's ok if you're a chicken, so am I, it's all good!

[Jeizzavelle]

But if she's a bitch you wouldn't want to hang anyhow. Those are the ones who scare all the good guys bad and make them afraid to speak up. If shee's a bitch just look really relieved and say "Boy, I sure am glad to hear that cause you're turning out to be a real bitch anyway!"

[reuber1]

It's ok if you're a chicken, so am I, it's all good!
That's what I'm saying, I'm not.

[Jeizzavelle]

A cheapo - a ham is more than I've ever gotten - plus you get a half day... satan is looking pretty good to me right now!
Satan must stay in my good grace somehow cause he only pays me...$6.30 an hour after a year and 1/2.
ETA: No one can type cause they are laughing too hard! WHAT HAVE I DONE???

[Satchel]

ETA: No one can type cause they are laughing too hard! WHAT HAVE I DONE???

Ok... what's ETA mean? I can only think of Estimated Time of Arrival but that cant be it?!

[twogun]

Twogun: All that sucking up worked :D



YESY YES YES!

my life is complete!!!! im inthe QOTW at last!!!!! thanks Kool.

we are on 4 days holiday but i had to check in to see!!!!!

have a good weekend everyone

[Jeizzavelle]

Edited to add. Sorry. IT's lingo from a differant forum but I figured that something like that would be universal.

[morea]

ack, need more coffee.

[Jeizzavelle]

Have a good weekend Two Gun. Don't do anything I would.

[TheBluePanda]

http://www.big.or.jp/~misako/jousetsu/sample/soft/anime/cat.GIF

[Navian]

Well well well, my boss and I sat down and discussed the weekend work. It is now required for the PM's to talk to my boss and to evaluate weather its really necessary for me to work weekends all the time. It has to be approved now. FINALY! We hired this other cad guy to help me out, which he has, and now they want me to cut back on the weekend visits.

[morea]

w00t! shake it, panda. :D

[reuber1]

Well well well, my boss and I sat down and discussed the weekend work. It is now required for the PM's to talk to my boss and to evaluate weather its really necessary for me to work weekends all the time. It has to be approved now. FINALY! We hired this other cad guy to help me out, which he has, and now they want me to cut back on the weekend visits.Awesome, dude!

[balou]

Well well well, my boss and I sat down and discussed the weekend work. It is now required for the PM's to talk to my boss and to evaluate weather its really necessary for me to work weekends all the time. It has to be approved now. FINALY! We hired this other cad guy to help me out, which he has, and now they want me to cut back on the weekend visits.

Yay!! What are you going to do with all that free time now?

[Mynock]

Yay!! What are you going to do with all that free time now?Say play Guild Wars :P

[morea]

catch up on some sleep!!! ;) Glad to hear it, Navian.

[Navian]

Guild Wars sounds nice, I still need an internet connection at our new home (been using work and schools). We have to figure a budget first before I can get the internet.

Think I'll put some more time into some of my class projects.

[Jeizzavelle]

Sounds like a good idea. I use my computer at work and don't even own a computer. I get enough computer at work.

[TheBluePanda]

I can't live without a computer and high speed internet. I recently got rid of TV service and minimized my phone service to almost nothing, but still maintained my high speed internet.

[Jeizzavelle]

Oh, my god. I couldn't imagine that! I am a reality tv junkie!

[reuber1]

Watch Idol? Ocassionally we'll bring that up every now and then. Outside of that show, I really can't stand most reality tv.

[Jeizzavelle]

I watch some Idol, trading spouses, wife swap, survivor, big brother, project runway, blow out, the apprentice and I think that's it. I told you, I'm an addict. One of the other 2 forums I hang out in is a reality tv forum.

[Mynock]

Reality tv makes me yack, but to each their own. Now fake reality show like The Office that there is funny.

[Jeizzavelle]

I laugh at the stupidity of the people on the shows. Or, shows like wife swap/trading spouses the reactions of some of the people when they are in troduced to someone "differant" Sometimes they go nuts!

[Mynock]

I hoping someday, and it might not be too far away you can pick the channels you want. I would only need like 7 or 8 cable channels. ESPN, FSN, Discovery Channel, A&E, FX, Comedy Central, and History Channel.

[The_Black_Knight]

I hoping someday, and it might not be too far away you can pick the channels you want. I would only need like 7 or 8 cable channels. ESPN, FSN, Discovery Channel, A&E, FX, Comedy Central, and History Channel.I would only want two: Food Network and History Channel. The only show I like on Discovery Channel anymore is Mythbusters, but it wouldn't be worth paying for a whole channel just for one show.

[Jeizzavelle]

That would rock. There are so many channels that I didn't watch but I signed up for the bundle just to get one like the Biography channel or something. You should have the freedom of choice. If they do that I'll get my sattelite turned back on. Till then Pft.

The last hour of my half day. The bosses just left. I am about to die of boredom. Note to self: get a hobby.

[Mynock]

I could easily just do with ESPN, FSN, Discovery Channel, and History Channel if you pushed me, and the networks for Earl, Office, and local sports.

[Jeizzavelle]

Idon't really watch ALOT of tv. I watch Dr. Phil while I cook dinner (Don't ask me why) and then usally read until 8 pm. I am usally outside or not home. But, usally wherever I'm at I'm reading. Everything from Emerson to trashy romance novels with half naked men on the covers. Mmmmmm half naked....sorry

Edit: :eek: OMG what is with the freak show of job applicants today? Ewwww.

[TheBluePanda]

I'm a LOST fanatic, an SNL fanatic, and a Mad TV fanatic. Thats about it. And luckily I get those channels with my $12 antenna.

[Satchel]

Hey good news... our VP just stopped in and said we could all leave at 2... it's no noon like some people but I'll take it!

[morea]

excellent!

[reuber1]

I'm sure my ass will promptly be here til 5.

[Jeizzavelle]

Hey, at least it's Friday. There are some people who didn't even have to work today but I'll take the goo where I can get it!

[Mynock]

Four is the latest, I will be leaving today.

[rickself]

Happy Hoppy Friday to all!. Great quotes, Kool and Morea!
2 weeks in a row with two QOTW!! Wit and wisdom come with age, I'm guessin.
And how'd I miss the spankin episode? Jeizzavelle's avatar and talkin of a spankin? OK then!

Sposed to rain all weekend so grandkids Easter egg hunt will have to be inside. Hope the ghosts don't steal 'em all before the kids get here. Or else they'll move the real eggs and we'll find 'em 6 weeks later.

Happy Easter everybody.

[Jeizzavelle]

Rickself- Check out the bad boys or nice guys poll thread.

[Jeizzavelle]

Ahhhh. Launchcast radio. Aerosmith and Friday.

[rickself]

Rickself- Check out the bad boys or nice guys poll thread.That's how I missed it! Looked like another jacked up testerone thread...gawd I'm feeling old! And I really wasn't that worried about turning 50 next week!!

[Jeizzavelle]

My Jafo is going to be 43 this July and I am only 26. I wouldn't worry about turning 50. You will officially be 'distinguished'.

[morea]

fifty schmifty. Age is only a number. ;)

[Mynock]

Rick, the day before you b-day is when I started my current job a year ago.

[rickself]

DIS-tinguished, not EX-tinguished! LIfe is good and 50 don't scare me none!

[Mynock]

You'll be turning half century in April, and I'll be turning a quarter century in June. Did that make you feel any younger?

[Jeizzavelle]

Maybe you need an escape to booby island. How does one get there, anyhow?

[morea]

http://www.thaiwaterbirds.com/picture/flyway04_christmas_ani.gif

[morea]

it's the flashy bit.

[Jeizzavelle]

Wow, that's a long way. I don't know if I can get there topless.

[Jeizzavelle]

Metallica!! W00t!!!!
Edit: HAve an awesome weekend everybody! Enjoy your kids/grandkids/spouse/sig other/church or just being a heathen like me!! Whatever you do do it well and enjoyit! :cool:

[G-Man79]

The only currency allowed on Booby Island is one dollar bills. ;)

[Jeizzavelle]

So I have to earn my keep?

[Mynock]

The only currency allowed on Booby Island is one dollar bills. ;)There is no currency on Bobby Island. We are free fromt the bonds of montary funds. We share everything. If there is an argument it is settled by a sack race. Make sure you cash in all your pocket lint before you make the trip.

[morea]

damn it, I want hot wings.

[danedawg99]

Happy friday, all! Gawd, I'm sooo tired. Was up late last night fighting with the ebay server to let me post my auction. ****in' maintenance.

[rickself]

You'll be turning half century in April, and I'll be turning a quarter century in June. Did that make you feel any younger?
<wiping tears of joy from cheeks>

[rickself]

according to that map, booby island was wiped out by the tsunami...unless all the boobies were laying on their backs and we have a whole new set of fresh, young booby islands!

[Kool]

according to that map, booby island was wiped out by the tsunami...unless all the boobies were laying on their backs and we have a whole new set of fresh, young booby islands!

It was touch & go there for a few minutes but luckily we had a good supply of boobies to use as floatation devices. ;)

[Drorain]

hey guys, anyone know if there is mail delivery today, or if the banks are open?

[Neballer]

Good morning everybody, and happy Friday.
I got kicked out of a bar last night because I had my bag with me - because I rode my bike there. Pancakers.

[reuber1]

Good morning everybody, and happy Friday.
I got kicked out of a bar last night because I had my bag with me - because I rode my bike there. Pancakers.What? That's packaking stupid.

[Satchel]

Good morning everybody, and happy Friday.
I got kicked out of a bar last night because I had my bag with me - because I rode my bike there. Pancakers.

What kind of bag?

[reuber1]

Well, if you're all going to be boring, guess it's time for a time killer for those of us who are still at work:

http://www.doubleviking.com/?p=13141

Naked Aliens vs. Naked Humans!

FYI, it's safe for work, as far as playing games at work is safe. They're little animated do daddies. Bsically, you click as many times as possible to put the humans on the screen, and then they do battle with the aliens.

[Kool]

Good morning everybody, and happy Friday.
I got kicked out of a bar last night because I had my bag with me - because I rode my bike there. Pancakers.

Was it a colostomy bag? Cause I would'nt want one of those in my bar either. ;)

[morea]

eew! :eek:

[balou]

Careful, don't want this thread getting too close to that Shit Hits The FAn thread. I'm not cleaning up that mess.

[Neballer]

your absolutely right balou.

It was my bag - bag. You know the one a carry all my shit around in when I ride my bike, so all of you need to get your minds out of the gutter. :D

Say happy Birthday to Betty, because she just went to sleep.

[Mynock]

I would, but I don't post in Friday threads on Saturday.

[reuber1]

I would, but I don't post in Friday threads on Saturday.I think the Matrix just froze.

[Neuro]

I would, but I don't post in Friday threads on Saturday.

But you did?! :eek:

[morea]

ah, weekend. *contented sigh*

[JPnyc]

I'm on a damn LIRR train heading to my folk's house. Dad's Boitday today.

[Kool]

Johnny wanted to have sex with a girl in his office, but she belonged to someone else. One day, Johnny got so frustrated that he went up to her and said I'll give you a $1000 dollars if you let me have sex with you, but the girl said, "No."

Johnny said, "I'll be fast, I'll throw the money on the floor, you bend down, I'll be finished by the time you pick it up."

She thought for a moment and said that she would have to consult her boyfriend. She called her boyfriend and told him the story. Her boyfriend says "Ask him for $2000 dollars, pick up the money very fast, he won't even be able to get his pants down."

So she agrees and accepts the proposal. Half an hour goes by and the boyfriend is waiting for his girlfriend to call. Finally after 45 minutes the boyfriend calls and asks "What happened?"

She replies "The bastid used coins." :D

[morea]

sneaky! lol

A woman was having a passionate affair with an inspector from a pest-control company. One afternoon they were carrying on in the bedroom together when her husband arrived home unexpectedly.

"Quick," said the woman to her lover, "into the closet!" She bundled him in the closet stark naked. The husband, however, became suspicious and after a search of the bedroom discovered the man in the closet.

"Who are you?" he asked him.

"I'm an inspector from Bugs-B-Gone," said the exterminator.

"What are you doing in there?" the husband asked.

"I'm investigating a complaint about an infestation of moths," the man replied.

"And where are your clothes?" asked the husband.

The man looked down at himself and said, "Those little bastids."

[danedawg99]

Lol!

[danedawg99]

Mr. Bear and Mr. Rabbit didn't like each other very much. One day, while walking through the woods, and they came across a golden frog.

They were amazed when the frog talked to them. The golden frog admitted that he didn't often meet anyone, but, when he did, he always gave them six wishes. He told them that they could have 3 wishes each.

Mr. Bear immediately wished that all the other bears in the forest were females.

The frog granted his wish. Mr. Rabbit, after thinking for a while, wished for a crash helmet.

One appeared immediately, and he placed it on his head. Mr. Bear was amazed at Mr. Rabbit's wish, but carried on with his second wish.

He wished that all the bears in the neighboring forests were females as well, and the frog granted his wish.

Mr. Rabbit then wished for a motorcycle. It appeared before him, and he climbed on board and started revving the engine.

Mr. Bear could not believe it and complained that Mr. Rabbit had wasted two wishes that he could have had for himself.

Shaking his head, Mr. Bear made his final wish, that all the other bears in the world were females as well, leaving him as the only male bear in the world.

The frog replied that it had been done, and they both turned to Mr. Rabbit for his last wish.

Mr. Rabbit revved the engine, thought for a second, then said, "I wish that Mr. Bear was gay!" and rode off as fast as he could!