Good news for cell phone users

[morea]

Subject: No charge for directory assistance

Cell phone companies are charging us $1.00 or more for 411 / information calls when they don't have to.

When you need to use the 411 / information option, simply dial 1-800-FREE-411 or 1 800 373 3411 without incurring a charge. It works on home phones, too.

Verified as TRUE on Snopes.com.
http://www.snopes.com/inboxer/nothing/free411.asp

[Neballer]

hmmm, now stalkers don't have to pay to find out where you live. :eek:

[Satchel]

hmmm, now stalkers don't have to pay to find out where you live. :eek:

They already had reverse phonebooks on the web - type in the number, get the address - easy stalk!

[Jeizzavelle]

That's good news.....especially for us stalkers.....(*stalking*)

[morea]

LOL! You and me both, girl! :D

[Neballer]

They already had reverse phonebooks on the web - type in the number, get the address - easy stalk!
Ya, but I'd be willing to guess that only 60-70% of the stalking community has internet access. Now it's a free-for-ALL! :D

[chalsema]

sweet... I'm gonna use this. 411 is way too expensive.

[Satchel]

I wish I had a (cute) stalker... That would be super!

[Jeizzavelle]

It seems like I am stalking you Satchel......or are you stalking me??.....(*stalking*)

[morea]

I can have one of my cats stalk you, Satchel. They're cute. :D

[Satchel]

I'm the kinda stalker that always stays one step ahead ;)

[Satchel]

I can have one of my cats stalk you, Satchel. They're cute. :D

But they cant come outside... they wouldn't be able to stalk me very well!

[morea]

I have a harness for them.

[Satchel]

So you'd be stalking me too (kind of)

[Jeizzavelle]

We just all want to stalk you Satchel. I have a pregnant cat who goes outside. I can have her waddle/stalk you.

[morea]

don't tell neuro. :D

[morea]

lmao @ the waddle/stalk!

[Neballer]

We just all want to stalk you Satchel.
It's so true, we do. :D

[Jeizzavelle]

She's a miniature and as big as a house. The kitten can't figure out what's wrong with her. (Miss P. is about 2 and Mini, the kitten is about 6 months).

[Satchel]

This is super - I've never had a stalker before, but ya know I've never asked for one either - that's the key, just ask!

[Jeizzavelle]

It's so true, we do. :D
You make us 'randy' :p

[Satchel]

You make us 'randy' :p

haha, I knew it!

[Jeizzavelle]

Yeah, we just can't help ourselves.We want you Satchel...."Satchel, it's time to wake up now, honey" (mom's voice buts in....)

[Satchel]

Yeah, we just can't help ourselves.We want you Satchel...."Satchel, it's time to wake up now, honey" (mom's voice buts in....)


awww... I liked where that was going but it was only a dream! :(

[Jeizzavelle]

Sorry, hon. I couldn't resist.

[Jeizzavelle]

Ok, Satchel , I'll tell you what. I'll send prego over and she can, uh, yeah, that.

[morea]

make spaghetti? :D

[Neballer]

juggle single servings of tapioca?

[Satchel]

make spaghetti? :D

That's a good one... :)

I thought it was Pregu all this time... then I googled it and... you just blew my mind!

[Neballer]

<rim-shot> :rolleyes:

[Jeizzavelle]

Satchel, I talked to the cat and she said that Graphic designers arent creative enough for her... needs. She's going to stick to laying outside with her tail up, waiting for low flying/swooping birds. Sorry.

[Satchel]

Satchel, I talked to the cat and she said that Graphic designers arent creative enough for her... needs. She's going to stick to laying outside with her tail up, waiting for low flying/swooping birds. Sorry.

Especially In-House Designers...

[Jeizzavelle]

That's ok, I'll still stalk you. I'm just not as...hairy. (read: I shave my legs once a month...in the summer and on a good day my back, too) :eek:

[Jeizzavelle]

Stalk, stalk, stalk....just kidding. Morning Satchel.

[Satchel]

Good Morning Jeizzavelle (wow that's the first time I've spelled your name out... I think I'm going to stick with Jeizz)

*I have this wierd feeling like I'm being watched*

[Jeizzavelle]

lmao. Jeizz is fine. Not my real name anyhow but I hate my EAL name so I use a nick name. Jafo recently dubbed me Apache.

[Jeizzavelle]

Oh, and Satchel....I'm always watching...............

[twogun]

i like to watch too!

[Jeizzavelle]

Really? That's....nice.

[Jeizzavelle]

See Satchel , everyone is satlking you now. I started a trend.

[Satchel]

lmao. Jeizz is fine. Not my real name anyhow but I hate my EAL name so I use a nick name. Jafo recently dubbed me Apache.

Yeah Satchel isn't my real name either... all nicknames on here - except a few that use their real name... crazy, what if there are stalkers on this board?!?!

[twogun]

..........ok, i'm going back to my own thread now........(shuffles away with head bowed)

[Satchel]

See Satchel , everyone is satlking you now. I started a trend.

Twogun just likes to watch... if he's there, he doesn't make the effort to follow me around like you do!

[twogun]

Twogun just likes to watch... if he's there, he doesn't make the effort to follow me around like you do!

nice earings satch!!!

[Jeizzavelle]

That's cause guys are lazy. I don't follow you, just watch. And keep tabs on your every move and......well, nevermind. *pulls mind out tof gutter...again*

[Satchel]

nice earings satch!!!

Whoa, I did just change my earrings two days ago... you're good!

[Jeizzavelle]

I was kinda diggin the socks, but to each his own.

[Satchel]

I was kinda diggin the socks, but to each his own.

haha, I actually have one of two pairs of snazzy socks on today too - this is starting to creep me out!

[twogun]

do you still live in that top apartment satch

[Jeizzavelle]

You have earings...how many? Any tattoos?

[Satchel]

do you still live in that top apartment satch

Names to faces thread ;) it's actually just a room upstairs at my moms house :)

[twogun]

you rumbled me big fella!!!

[Satchel]

You have earings...how many? Any tattoos?

Actually I have been itching to get a tattoo for some time now, but I just cant commit to what I want bad enough to get one - plus I can see myself getting addicted and filling up my back or getting sleeves or something crazy like that.

I have two earings stretched to 2g - tongue ring that wont close up... I dont have it in anymore and that's it... pretty boring!

[Jeizzavelle]

I just realized you posted that about nick-names. Duh.

[Jeizzavelle]

I have 7 tattos. And am one of theose freaks with plans to sleeve my legs, finish covering my back...:D

[Satchel]

I almost got a tattoo last weekend - spur of the moment thing... glad I didn't now though, it probably would have been something really stupid - the things you do when you're drunk ;)

[Jeizzavelle]

Say no to drunk tattoos! I chose all of mine for a REASON!

[Jeizzavelle]

BTW- You're a cute little dude, Satchel.

[twogun]

ooooooooohhhhh satch mate......someones been putting faces to names!!!!

[Jeizzavelle]

He posted his pic in the thread....I posted a description cause I have no pics.

[Satchel]

BTW- You're a cute little dude, Satchel.

You have a nice description yourself Jeizz :D

[Jeizzavelle]

Yeah, right. Guys like me...no clue why.

[Satchel]

See I am a bit differan t cause if I'm interested I would just walkup and be liek look I saw you staring at my ass all night so let's just get o ut of here and maybe if you're really good I'll let you spank me. Most girls don't do that.

I think I know why some do...

[Jeizzavelle]

But I don't usally have to...I'm talking the freak at the grocery store who wants to help me out with a gallon of milk. Or the neighbor who drives by reeeaallly slooooowwww...freaks.

[twogun]

you beat me to that one satch, couldnt find th ethread quick enough!!!

[Jeizzavelle]

Yall are mean.

[TheBluePanda]

I like cheese.

[twogun]

cheese gromit, nice bit on wensleydale eh lad!!!

http://www.wallaceandgromit.com

[Satchel]

cheese gromit, nice bit on wensleydale eh lad!!!

http://www.wallaceandgromit.com

You killed this thread with your brit talk! :p

[twogun]

sorry mate, that twice ive been told off today....dont you guys get W&G over there?

[Jeizzavelle]

Yeah. Speak real english!

[Jeizzavelle]

We didn't get told off 2guns, and we have the movie but as far as I know no shows.

[morea]

yay wallace and gromit! :D

[morea]

I love wallace and gromit. And Brits. And Monty Python. And Fawlty Towers.

[Satchel]

sorry mate, that twice ive been told off today....dont you guys get W&G over there?

Twice? maybe once, because I didn't tell you off *yet* :D

[TheBluePanda]

My graphic design teacher in high school (mid-90's) showed us the early Wallace and Gromit stuff. I was a fan ever since!

[balou]

You killed this thread with your brit talk! :p

sorry mate, that twice ive been told off today....dont you guys get W&G over there?

Yeah. Speak real english!

It takes a lot to get me on a soap box but here I am. I've been noticing a lot of threads with comments like the above going on with our non-US members. Can we all just open our minds and language comprehension a bit to welcome in the rest of the world? And hopefully you have noticed this is a world-wide forum not just US. If you don't understand something, either ask nicely or be content with not understanding it. Don't jump all over them and post rude comments. Put yourself in their shoes. Would you stick around?

[twogun]

thanks balou, i must admit i do get a little confused sometimes as to whether i am be repremanded or not.......God Save the Queen!!!

[morea]

stick around twogun. You're fun. :D

[twogun]

thanks mo, nice to be wanted x

[Satchel]

Balou...

I wasn't actually jumping all over twoguns, we have been joking around all morning and he was the last to post before the thread slowed down - I have been accused of killing threads myself, I didn't take it personally, we kid! I see what you're saying though and I hope twogun didn't take it personally. I also hope that no one that isn't as firmiliar with this site stumbled on my comment and got turned away...

I will do my best to not make those kinds of comments anymore!

[balou]

I hadn't read all the new threads this morning and realize you guys were joking but I've seen it in lots of other threads too. Guess when I read these it was just time for me to say something.

[Jeizzavelle]

It takes a lot to get me on a soap box but here I am. I've been noticing a lot of threads with comments like the above going on with our non-US members. Can we all just open our minds and language comprehension a bit to welcome in the rest of the world? And hopefully you have noticed this is a world-wide forum not just US. If you don't understand something, either ask nicely or be content with not understanding it. Don't jump all over them and post rude comments. Put yourself in their shoes. Would you stick around?
I meant my comment in jest. I think the English speak REAL, TRUE English and the US has mashed it to pieces. Hang around 2 guns! Just cause I don't like your bike....tyr a honda shadow and I'll be impressed. With slash cut drags of course!

Edit: I would never talk to anyone seriously like that Balou but it's good that you spoke up.

[twogun]

im not going anywhere guys, have too much fun here......Balou, can you tell Jeizz off again, she keeps saying stuff i dont understand....whats all this "slash cut drags of course" stuff meant to mean.

its just not bloody cricket you know!!

[Jeizzavelle]

ROFLMAO. Slash cut drags are muffler pipes for motorcycles that sound.....like heaven!

[balou]

whats all this "slash cut drags of course" stuff

Hell, I don't know what that means and I'm only a few states north of her! :D

[twogun]

ROFLMAO. Slash cut drags are muffler pipes for motorcycles that sound.....like heaven!

she's doing it again, i got the LMAO a couple of days ago, now im confused with the pretext ROF......i'm too old for this, ive got a headache.

[morea]

http://img231.imageshack.us/img231/7238/bored5zr.gif

I can't get motivated today. Argh!

[morea]

incidentally, that would be "rolling on the floor laughing my arse off". ;)

[Jeizzavelle]

Roll On The Floor Laughing My Assets Off

[twogun]

well in that case i'm glad i can bring a little light into someones life today. and by mufflers i guesss she means "exhausts".

you ask a girl about mufflers over her and you'll get a slap!!

[Jeizzavelle]

Oh, gee, no not those. Exhausts, definatley

[morea]

it's nice that GDF even provides lessons in cultural etiquette sometimes. :D

[twogun]

oh yes, look at me as your friendly English Butler if you want.

Will that be all?

[Jeizzavelle]

it's nice that GDF even provides lessons in cultural etiquette sometimes. :D I need both.

[morea]

most of us do, lol!