Wakey Wakey!!!

[twogun]

C'mon America......its a beautiful Monday morning and weve got creative stuff to getting creative with.......WAKE UP!!!

[twogun]

Good weekend by the way? fantastically large amount of work done here, Donald Trump watch out!!

[Samakimoto Graphics]

*between munches
good...after...noon!!

[Jeizzavelle]

Morning two gun. Had an interesting weekend, did you get any play in with all that work?

[Jeizzavelle]

You handsome dude, nice pic! (names to faces thread).

[Vikia]

g'morning Two Gun...6am here in Omaha. Supposed to be rain today...think I'll head back to bed.

[PrintDriver]

I'm awake. I think.
Waddya mean 8 emails in the inbox! I haven't even clocked in yet on a Monday morning!

[Jeizzavelle]

I'm awake. I think.
Waddya mean 8 emails in the inbox! I haven't even clocked in yet on a Monday morning!
I had 8 too. 2 were from a creep I dated in high school. *shudders* Eww. Stupid classmates.com. Freak. Being internet stalked by a j@ack@ss.

[JPnyc]

No, I won't, and you can't make me.

[rickself]

5 in the morning and the first thing you hear is somebody screaming "WAKEY WAKEY"! Call back in an hour! :p
Gotta get that quad mocha brewing around 6-ish for a busy Monday.

[JPnyc]

I woke up before the coffee pot this morning. I positively LOATHE when that happens.

[CatintheHat1]

If you do not keep the noise down, I will bite you. I refuse to fully wake up until Tuesday.

[Jeizzavelle]

Why not Friday, it's better than Tuesday.

[JPnyc]

If you do not keep the noise down, I will bite you. I refuse to fully wake up until Tuesday.
Sorry, you'll have to speak to the landlord. Oh wait, that's me, init?

[Jeizzavelle]

Sorry, you'll have to speak to the landlord. Oh wait, that's me, init?
LMAO! Hey, what about that pest problem...oh, wait THAT's me.:p

[greyghost]

The only way I'm waking up when someone says "wakey wakey" they had better have "eggs and backey" ready too. Oh and a nice hot cup of chai spice tea, with a little milk and sugar.

Don't have that?
Fine. I'm going back to bed.

[JPnyc]

That's it, I'm selling everything above my shoulders. All serious offers considered.

[Drorain]

oh myh gawd I'm soooo tired.

and guess what. I'll be here late for the next four freaking days, I'm not going to see home until about 930 tonight.

I want to crawl under a rock and go back to sleep.

[reuber1]

You know what's awesome? When you aren't able to cash your check on Friday, so you plan on doing it on Monday, and when you get to work you realize you left your paycheck on the desk. Why don't we have direct deposit? Grrr.

[Jeizzavelle]

Because it's monday. Try setting your plotter to cut multiples and going the wrong direction! Oops! That's what Monday is all about. I forgot all my tapes this am!

[Jeizzavelle]

Morning Reuber!
And Drorian!
And Everybody!

[reuber1]

Yes it definitely is morning. This weekend was fun, and makes me yearn for longer weekends. Why not 4 day work weeks, but just a little longer (since it seems you're gone all day anyway), and have a third day off. Hell yes.

[TheBluePanda]

Bleh. Nothing like a Monday morning after just having had a 4 hour arguement with the wife just before going to sleep. Someone shoot me.

[mac.FINN]

I'm a big freakin' ball of sunshine this morning... grumble grumble... Apparently my damn cat decided that I was getting up at 5 this morning. And to top it off the Sens lost last night! I'm going back to bed... wait, I'm already at work.

[Jeizzavelle]

Bleh. Nothing like a Monday morning after just having had a 4 hour arguement with the wife just before going to sleep. Someone shoot me.
Try bringing her home some wildflowers or something pretty (a nice poem in a frame from the drugstore???) And telling her you don't want to fight again. You love her and it makes you feel bad. ;)

[morea]

hey, that's smooth!

*yawn* Monday already? Man, where does the time go?

[Kool]

Morning all. http://home.comcast.net/~rnick9/koolsmiley.gif

[Jeizzavelle]

Mornin Kool.

[JPnyc]

Direct deposit is a gift from God.

[G-Man79]

And beer...don't forget beer, JP. I spent the weekend putting up new sheetrock in the office with my father-in-law. That dude could give Bob Villa a serious run for his money.

I chose cranberry juice over coffee this morning. Bad call.

[twogun]

i cant believe how long it takes you US guys so long to get going!!!

(i was going to makes some funny remark about you being late in WWII but thought i best not, bugger now you now i was going to but decided not too is as bad a doing it in the first place......bugger again!!)

nearly the end of another great monday here!!!

[Mynock]

Hey now, if it wasn't for us you'd be typing that in German right now :P

[Satchel]

I wish I could type in German!

[Drorain]

well dont forget 2 gun, we're spread over 5 diff. timezones...from Massachusetts to hawaii.

[Jeizzavelle]

I wish I could type!
Morning Mynock.

[JPnyc]

Hey now, if it wasn't for us you'd be typing that in German right now :P

If it wasn't for them, what language would WE be typing in?

[Mynock]

Guten Tag, Satch! Wie geht's es Innen? It's been a few seven years, but I have some of the basics still locked away.

[Mynock]

If it wasn't for them, what language would WE be typing in?I dunno, French?

[Jeizzavelle]

Ack, Mynock, your avatar reminded me (again, cause I forgot, again) that today is my now 4 yr old's birthday!

[Mynock]

You're a horrible parent! I kid, I kid, or do I?

[twogun]

Hey now, if it wasn't for us you'd be typing that in German right now :P

fair play my friend, cavalry and all that, i was only trying to be funny!!! knew i should have kept me gob shut!!!

[Jeizzavelle]

I am. Terrible. Your avatar reminds me of him. He is Stuey to a T.

[Mynock]

fair play my friend, cavalry and all that, i was only trying to be funny!!! knew i should have kept me gob shut!!!Lol, and I wasn't? It's all good.

[Jeizzavelle]

I am officially protesting the entire idea of waking up. I tried that this morning and nothing good has happened since.

[JPnyc]

Maybe. Maybe Italiano, in my case. So much of this society is based on theirs, though, more than just the language. The bill of rights is another that comes to mind right off.

[Jeizzavelle]

Stupid crappy, boring, busy Monday. That word should be banned. Pancake.

[morea]

I like cheese. For the record.

[twogun]

nice of you to join us today mo!!! what kind of chesse???

[morea]

most kinds. LOL.

I once wrote a poem about cheese. I wonder if I still have it saved somewhere?

[twogun]

i'd like to hear that, i cant remember ever hearing a cheesy poem.

if you havent got it saved you can always churn out another for us!!! (sorry)

[morea]

lmao! Nice.

I actually once mailed a friend a slice of individually wrapped American cheese while he was away at college. I am in NY, and it was winter, so it was around 20°F here and I didn't stop to think that in Georgia, where he was in school it would be much warmer.

Well, by the time he received the envelope, it had run through a postage meter on a warm day and squished the cheese into a flat, greasy paste that started oozing through the envelope. The poem I wrote him was all gooey, and the cheese was non-existant, but he hung it up on the wall anyway. (At that point he probably could have stuck it there without a tack, since it was so slimy.)

Eew.

[Jeizzavelle]

Anybody ever heard the Toast song? It rocks! TOAST!!

[twogun]

nice, it was the thought that counts in the end though, he probably thought it was grate.

personally i would have wished you weren't thinking but hey! good job it was jsut cheese!!

[morea]

i'd like to hear that

hoo boy, you asked for it. LOL!

cheese poem

I like to send my friends some cheese
not any cheese will do;
it has to be a special one like
muenster, swiss or blue.

I send it gladly through the mail
to friends I'm thinking of
Cause smelly, greasy postal cheese
is filled chock-full of love!

[twogun]

hey you guys, mo's got the cheese poem, jeiz has the toast song and i have the ketchup song...............billboard here we come!!!

design challenge - our first album cover!!!

[morea]

don't forget my taco song!

http://img437.imageshack.us/img437/9569/themesong7ec.gif

[morea]

Anybody ever heard the Toast song? It rocks! TOAST!!

I don't think I know that one!

[Jeizzavelle]

You asked for it!

All around the country and coast to coast
People always say, "what do you like most?"
I don’t want to brag, I don’t want to boast
I always tell ‘em, "I like toast."
YEAH, TOAST!!
YEAH, TOAST!! I get up in the morning ‘bout six A.M.
Have a little jelly, have a little jam
Take a piece of bread, put it in the slot
Push down the lever and the wires get hot,
I get toast.
YEAH, TOAST!
YEAH, TOAST!

Now, there’s no secret to toasting perfection
There’s a dial on the side and you make your selection
Push to the dark or the light and then
If it pops too soon, press down again
Make toast.
YEAH, TOAST!
YEAH, TOAST!

When the first caveman drove in from the drags
Didn’t know what would go with the bacon and the eggs
Must have met a genius, got it in his head
Plug the toaster in the wall, buy a bag of bread
Make toast.
YEAH, TOAST!
YEAH, TOAST!

Oui Monsieur, bonjour coquette,
Une croissant? Et vous auvent?
Maurice Chevalier, Eiffel Tower,
Oui Marie, baguette, bonsoir!
FRENCH TOAST!
FRENCH TOAST!

TOAST!!

EDIT: This song is sung properly while drumming on a toaster and the chorus (Toast, yeah, toast is screamed at top volume)

[Mynock]

YEAH TOAST! Kool knows it.

[JPnyc]

I don't have a food poem, so I'll post a NASA poem.

We shot a rocket into space.
We fear it fell to earth someplace.
Though we were aiming for the moon,
The chinese claim we hit Kowloon.

Now all our space probe expertise,
found nothing but enraged Chinese.

[Jeizzavelle]

TOAST! (Sorry, I couldn't resist)

[Jeizzavelle]

Ladies and gentleman; the man song.

He’s the man. He’s the man.

I don’t take no crap from anybody,
else but you.
I wear the pants around here,
when I finish with your laundry.
Cos I’m a guy you don’t wanna fight,
When I say jump you say yeah right.
I’m the man of this house,
until you get home

He’s the man. He’s the man.

When I say goes around here,
Right out the window.
And I don’t wanna hear alotta whining,
So I’ll shut up.
The sooner you learn who’s boss around here,
The sooner you can give me my orders, dear.
Cos I’m head hunter around here,
But it’s all in my head.

He’s the man. He’s the man.

And I can have sex anytime,
that you want.
Cos I’m a man who has needs,
that are not that important.
And don’t expect any flowers from me,
cos if I’m not mistaken, you prefer to read.
I’m the king of my castle,
when you’re not around.

He’s the man. He’s the man.

And I’ll drink and watch sports,
whenever I wanna get in trouble.
And I’ll come home, when I’m good and ready,
To sleep on the couch.
Cos a man’s gotta do what a man’s gotta do,
and I’m gonna do what yu tell me to.
Because I’m top dog around here,
but ive been noodled.
He’s the man. He’s the man!
You the man.

[CatintheHat1]

YAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWNNNNN!! Oh, what a GREAT nap! It's rainy and cold here. It's Monday. Oh, I just love being the boss...bwahahahaha Judge Judy should be on soon.

[Jeizzavelle]

Bad morning...Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.

[rickself]

Bad morning...Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.Already?? So sorry. Plotter problem again?

[Jeizzavelle]

No man trouble. On a man bashing rampage so I'm being quiet.

[rickself]

Uh-oh. ummm...sorry again.
<-<-- Exit stage left.

[JPnyc]

I awoke at 7am to the sound of a frickin' power-saw. I coulda sworn there were noise ordinances.

[reuber1]

Cold, dreary, and rainy here. I want to go back to sleep.

[Drorain]

sorry about the troubles Jeizza, you can escape to booby island and relax a while.


OKay time to start another 12 hour day

[Jeizzavelle]

Would prolly help more to stick him there. Why do men have to be such neanderthals? And then, when you're honest they're all like "well, then you want me to leave?" Is your $h!t packed? No, I don't want you to leave you moron. If I was throwing you out, why am I talking to you about it? Geez. He's the one with the problem. He needs to grow up and get the hell over it. 42 years old and he acts like he's 20. MEN! Errrrrrr.

[Jeizzavelle]

Then my radio destroyed my Metallica tape. I'm going to sledghammer it.

[Satchel]

Errrrrrr!

[Jeizzavelle]

Errrrrrr!
Thanks Satch.:)

[rickself]

OK then.

We have toast,
we have cheese.
What we really need right now is some comic relief and some

SPAM

Lovely Spaaam! Wonderful Spaaam!
Lovely Spaaam! Wonderful Spam.

Spa-a-a-a-a-a-a-am.
Spa-a-a-a-a-a-a-am.
Spa-a-a-a-a-a-a-am.
Spa-a-a-a-a-a-a-am.


Lovely Spaaam! (Lovely Spam!)
Lovely Spaaam! (Lovely Spam!)
Lovely Spaaam!

Spaaam, Spaaam, Spaaam, Spaaaaaam!

[Jeizzavelle]

*smiling and chuckling* Thanks Rickself.

[reuber1]

Just watched Silent Hill last night...could've been better, but IMO the best game to movie ever. Radha Mitchell was spot on as usual (she's very underrated), Sean Bean was decent, but most of the other actors weren't that great. But, although this seems to be another one of those "creepy kid" type horror movies, there was a lot of disturbing stuff and some pretty gory parts (esp one with that dude with the huge helmet and sword). All in all it was decent for a horror flick, but I didn't like it as much as Hostel or Wolf Creek.

[Jeizzavelle]

Sounds cool Reuber. I'm better now. Thanks for letting me vent. I have no other outlet (besides homicide) so that really helped. :)

[reuber1]

Venting is relaxing. I could do a bunch right now, but I lack the energy to do so. Seriously, the bags under my eyes could fill ten pounds of sand.

[rickself]

Anything ending in "....cide" is not an option!!

[Jeizzavelle]

Ack. And you have a crappy desk job where people call and scream at you all day, right? Cornholers...

[JPnyc]

Would prolly help more to stick him there. Why do men have to be such neanderthals? And then, when you're honest they're all like "well, then you want me to leave?" Is your $h!t packed? No, I don't want you to leave you moron. If I was throwing you out, why am I talking to you about it? Geez. He's the one with the problem. He needs to grow up and get the hell over it. 42 years old and he acts like he's 20. MEN! Errrrrrr.

Men and women are not designed to live together. More fuel for Voltaire's assertion that god is a comedian playing to an audience that's afraid to laugh.

[Jeizzavelle]

99% of the time we're fine. It's the 1% where we fight.

[rickself]

Ack. And you have a crappy desk job where people call and scream at you all day, right? Cornholers...Sounds like prepress, alright!
I put in 12.5 hrs yesterday and the boss just kept piling it on...and oh "Can I get this by 9:30 tomorrow morning?" HAH! I am seriously lookin for a new job!

[Mynock]

Anything ending in "....cide" is not an option!!That's a good motto to have rick.

[Jeizzavelle]

That's a good motto to have rick.
I missed that. Only cause you might get caught. ;)

[Jeizzavelle]

Forums are kinda dead...I promise that tommorrow mornig I will be in a better mood. I just got a bad start this week.

[mac.FINN]

Tomorrow morning... not for me. I just got an e-mail from my boss asking if I could work from 12-8 instead of 9-5. WooHoo mid week sleeping in!

[TheBluePanda]

Forums are kinda dead...I promise that tommorrow mornig I will be in a better mood. I just got a bad start this week.

Yeah, I havent been in a good mood this week either, which is why I punched a hole in my bedroom wall last night. :p

[Jeizzavelle]

That's cool! Does it afffect your paycheck? If not, then really cool! I always have to think when people talk about getting calls or e-mails froom their bosses cause mine can just holler. Our company is VERY small.

[Jeizzavelle]

Yeah, I havent been in a good mood this week either, which is why I punched a hole in my bedroom wall last night. :p
I could've done that this morning. But I wasn't at home. I almost threw my radio! Does that count?
PS- Glad to know I'm not the only one having a crappy week. Kinda. :o

[mac.FINN]

That's cool! Does it afffect your paycheck? If not, then really cool! I always have to think when people talk about getting calls or e-mails froom their bosses cause mine can just holler. Our company is VERY small.

Does affect the pay really, but I suppose if I came in at 9 I'd have been staying till 8 anyway - so they probably just don't want to pay me for overtime (since I'm on contract). Our company's pretty small to, but for some reason everyone e-mails or calls each other instead of getting up and walking down the hall. :D

[Jeizzavelle]

Well, at lest they let you sleep in. That's nice. Bosses are lazy, i mean, funny like that.

[reuber1]

I'm back. You guys miss me? Thanks, I thought you would.

[Jeizzavelle]

Yes, actually. I like talking to you.

[reuber1]

That makes one person in the forum. :D

[Jeizzavelle]

Feeling better?
Right now I am the forum. :D

[reuber1]

No, I'm still ass tired.

[Jeizzavelle]

Try drinking a bunch of cold water really quick.

[Jeizzavelle]

Or download porn
kick a midget
get naked
shave a kitten
kick a midget

[Jeizzavelle]

Or at least laugh at my lame attempt at humor. Geez.
Try answering you phone "Ned's dicks and chicks"

[Jeizzavelle]

Ok, then just stop answering your phone and take a nap. To become a real tech guy you must first master the art of sleeping with your eyes closed.

[reuber1]

You mean with them opened?

Another one of those damned accounting calls. I'M NOT AN ACCOUNTANT!!! She got fed up with me and hung up with me.

[Jeizzavelle]

Oh, see I was doing the sleep typing thing! Duh. lmao.

[reuber1]

Ten to one odds that when she calls back, I'm the one who gets her. And when she does, boy howdy I can't wait to hear it.

[Satchel]

get naked
shave a kitten
kick a midget

wow, what did I miss! That seems to be an interesting few words there!

[Jeizzavelle]

Things to do when you're bored.

[reuber1]

How I spend my Saturday nights.

[Jeizzavelle]

Ten to one odds that when she calls back, I'm the one who gets her. And when she does, boy howdy I can't wait to hear it.
She's going to confess her undying love and admiration for you, Reuber. You're her idol.

[Jeizzavelle]

I get to cut some electrocut film now.....woohoo.

[reuber1]

Fun times.

[Jeizzavelle]

At least all I have to do is plan the sigh, cut it, pull the lettering out and chuck it out in to the shop. Other stuff I have to weed, tape and apply the lettering. And yall wonder why I'm here 24/7

[reuber1]

I wouldn't mind it so much here if I didn't have to answer the damn phone, but fat chance that stops happening since it's my primary job function ( :rolleyes: ). One call can last up to two hours (or more if the person at the other end is a douche), and it's basically uber-anxiety when your turn comes up for a call. Could be 30 seconds, could be two hours.

[Jeizzavelle]

Oh, geez. I can handle phone call sthan I can the boredom of this job. I have dealt with a touch of your job though. I worked 3rd shift in a pharmacy and they decided to expand a diff. location to 24 hour and the first night I got a call cause they had nno clue how to operate the photolab. I was like "you've got to be kidding". The pharmacist who was there knew me from working with me at my location so she told them to ask for me. (thanks) and they were MORONS! They had the exact same machine but were telling me certain buttons didn't exist and all this crap. I got lucky and had the option of having them put the pharmacist on hte phone. 5 minutes later what had taken over an hour to get no where was working. So annoying. Cornholing asshats. Pancaking wankers. Ok, I just wanted to do that!

[reuber1]

After working 6 christmas seasons in retail, I welcome boredom. I prefer to have a lot of projects to work on to keep me busy, but keep me away from the phone! Somedays we are slaughtered with calls and you get NOTHING done, unlike today where I have nothing to do. That, and most of these business owners or managers I speak with are worse than typical retail customers.

[Jeizzavelle]

Yeah. They're morons. I hate explaining things to the big boss here. He's an idiot.

[Jeizzavelle]

Morning everyone! Happy Friday!

[Jeizzavelle]

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. Launchcast radio. Everything I like without a bunch of crap. It really is happy Friday.

[morea]

*yawn* it's pretty cold here this morning - only 37 degrees! :eek:

I thought about setting something on fire to warm the house up, since oil and gas cost so much.

[Jeizzavelle]

Probably a good idea. It's a whopping 47 here.
:eek: I thought your post said starting a fire...like in the fireplace. Man, I need to wake up!

[Jeizzavelle]

No bosses today. I'm dancin!

[morea]

lol, close enough! ;)

[Jeizzavelle]

I'm dislexic this early in the morning. I've only been at work for 2 hours.

[Jeizzavelle]

Having a Friday party. Thought I'd invite yall.