Some Woman's Perfume...

[Drorain]

smells vaguely like Raid...yes the bug repellent.

holy crap this girl just came over to our pod area and if I had wings...I'd be on the floor twitching, and now I have a headache.

Can't you ladies just rub yourself with crushed flowers, pine needles or something, or just roll in the grass a little, I love the smell of a fresh mown lawn

[Drorain]

oh gawd shes over here again...ten feet from me...when she leaves, the smell lingers

quick! someone rip ass and neutralize it

[TheBluePanda]

whats a 'pod area'?

[Drorain]

a cluster of desks rather than seperate cubicles

[greyghost]

Jeez - yeah I had someone come in a few days ago and you'd swear she POURED the bottle on herself. The smell lasted FOREVER.

[captain spanky]

...or just roll in the grass a little, I love the smell of a fresh mown lawn

yes i like a girl with a fresh mown lawn too...








ERM :o :o :o
hey whats that behind you?
(spanky makes a run for it...) :DD

[Navian]

Na, they dont pour it on themselves. they add it to there bathwater. Some guys are just as bad.

Example: My little brother puts on about 2-3 coats of Brute. That stuff is enough to make you vomit.

Be subtle with the perfumes for Pete's sake!

[Drorain]

I'm swiveling like the dazed character at the end of a "mortal kombat" fight

"FINISH HIM"

[Jason Fraker]

About 7 years ago, Gap had this line of ladies' perfume with names like "earth" "grass", etc... Anyway, the stuff almost gave me a siezure everytime I smelled it. There was a girl I worked with at the time who wore it every single day, and it made me want to yak! It was like Napalm or decomposing potatoes. Yelchhkkk! Why did anyone think that was a good idea?

[Navian]

Dro,

Next time they walk by, just say "What the hell is that smell?!?"

[TheBluePanda]

Example: My little brother puts on about 2-3 coats of Brute. That stuff is enough to make you vomit.



Yes!! I come across wayyy more males who wear disgusting amounts of cologne than women. Especially at night, at the mall or something, where theres 10,000 kids between the ages of 13-17 standing around doing nothing. Each one of them are wearing at least 2 gallons of cologne.

[TheBluePanda]

Dro,

Next time they walk by, just say "What the hell is that smell?!?"

LoL.. that reminds me of the part in Anchorman where the guy is wearing the cologne "Sex Panther", and all of the hilarious comments that ensue.

[Drorain]

since you mentioned it...

"Smells like bigfoot's dick!!!!"

[captain spanky]

Veronica Corningstone: My God, what is that smell? Oh!
Brian Fantana: That's the smell of desire my lady.
Veronica Corningstone: God no, it smells like, like a used diaper... filled with... Indian food! Oh, excuse me.
Brian Fantana: You know, desire smells like that to some people
Garth Holliday: What is that? Smells like a turd covered in burnt hair.

:D :D

[Navian]

since you mentioned it...

"Smells like bigfoot's dick!!!!"

How would you know? lol

You met bigfoot and didnt even alert the press. The tabloids have been after him for years. The local and national news would love to do an interview with the sasquatch. Tell me did he look like Chewbacca?

[Jason Fraker]

some takes not used in the movie:

"smells like a racoon got caught in the copier"

"smells like the inside of a prosthetic leg"

[Jeizzavelle]

Yes!! I come across wayyy more males who wear disgusting amounts of cologne than women. Especially at night, at the mall or something, where theres 10,000 kids between the ages of 13-17 standing around doing nothing. Each one of them are wearing at least 2 gallons of cologne.
Reminds me of the chia-pet toting reject who works in the shop here. He unbuttons his shirt to his belly button to let his chia pet out so all us girls can drool on it as he struts by and we are reeling in his stench and wondering what building he jmped off of to get into those pants. Barf.

[Drorain]

oh so he's got the enchanted pancaking forest going on does he...hmm sounds like Mario...I mean Ron Jeremy...I mean...k I'll shut up now

[Jeizzavelle]

Yeah. I looked at him one time (cause the fumes from whatever he bathed in had me delirious) and he thought I wanted him. Eww.

[G-Man79]

since you mentioned it...

"Smells like bigfoot's dick!!!!"

LOL! I was just thinking that while reading through the post.

"...it smells like pure gasoline"

[Gromit801]

smells vaguely like Raid...yes the bug repellent.

holy crap this girl just came over to our pod area and if I had wings...I'd be on the floor twitching, and now I have a headache.

Can't you ladies just rub yourself with crushed flowers, pine needles or something, or just roll in the grass a little, I love the smell of a fresh mown lawn


I came into an office years ago, and thought that maintenace had been spraying for insects over the weekend. It was the perfume being used by one of the ladies in the office. Smelled just like Raid or Black Flag. The name of the scent? POISON.

[CatintheHat1]

It's cheaper by the gallon. Where I live you can't wear scents most places. Years ago my idiot cat peed in my $200 portfolio bag and I couldn't get the smell out, so I tried perfume...LOL. I went into the Girl Guide store to buy something for my daughter and when I opened the portfolio to get my wallet you could smell perfume EVERYWHERE and they freakin' threw me out! I tell you, I get banned from more things and I'm completely innocent I tell you..completely innocent!

[morea]

lmao!

[Neuro]

I have a few women at work that bath in their perfume. I think they are all boozers though. Nothing like a little cover up.

[Gromit801]

It's cheaper by the gallon. Where I live you can't wear scents most places. Years ago my idiot cat peed in my $200 portfolio bag and I couldn't get the smell out, so I tried perfume...LOL. I went into the Girl Guide store to buy something for my daughter and when I opened the portfolio to get my wallet you could smell perfume EVERYWHERE and they freakin' threw me out! I tell you, I get banned from more things and I'm completely innocent I tell you..completely innocent!


Next time, soak your portfolio (or anything else) in a product called Natures Miracle. Available in many pet stores.

[Drorain]

yup so can we consider it heresey when someone baptises themselves in this stuff..I mean a full tank dunking, like us protestants do it.

Once we label it as heresey we'll be able to light them up at the stake, the burning should last about 2 microseconds since their covered in this lighter fuel