Tuesday already, huh?

[reuber1]

Yup. Exact same thread title, but different day. SSDD, as they say.

I tell you what, it is WAYYYY too frackin' early to be listening to somebody's video game/techno music from their cubicle. Gawd, it's awful. Like the nightclub from hell.

[Jeizzavelle]

They have nightclubs in hell? Are they filled with chia pet toting freaks in lounge suits and gold chains???

[mac.FINN]

They have nightclubs in hell? Are they filled with chia pet toting freaks in lounge suits and gold chains???

and they only play Polka

[reuber1]

A nightclub from hell plays that real "trancy" dance stuff. All the girls are stuck on themselves and give you dirty looks if you so much as glance in their general vicinity, in spite of their skimpy, attention-calling clothing ("OK, you're not a whore. But you're wearing a whore's uniform"~Dave Chappelle). They are also filled to the brim with testosterone-filled, popped-collared, late-20's, date-raping, a-hole alpha-males.

Wait, that's just like any nightclub. I'll take the bars anyday of the week. More laid back, and the music isn't loud as crap.

Trance polka, lol, that would suck. How about trance bluegrass? Trance yodelling?

[Jeizzavelle]

I am a bar person,too. I'm always the chick in the jeans, tight t-shirt and biker boots who is shooting pool with half the male patrons for drinks. Not cause I'm good but cause they're distracted from taking their shot cause I'm playing with my stick. Gotta love men.

[TheBluePanda]

http://www.toothpastefordinner.com/020302/hooray-for-tuesday.gif

[reuber1]

they're distracted from taking their shot cause I'm playing with my stick.I'm usually distracted when I do the same thing.

[Jeizzavelle]

Oh my god. You're on it today, Reuber. Oh, and thanks for busting my cherry.

[reuber1]

By cherry you mean your myspace comment cherry, right? I am a little groggy this morning, not sure what happened last night, so one can never be sure.

[Jeizzavelle]

Wow. Yeah, the myspace thing. I was testing you. You really are groggy. Too early for jokes, huh?

[reuber1]

I knew what you meant. ;)

[Jeizzavelle]

Yeah, you just wanted to talk about it more, huh? Dirty bird. I did have a thought earlier. I know, I was shocked, too. But those girls who went to scool with your sister? Maybe they thought you were "UbEr KeWl! (ROFLMAO!!!!)

(Hey, I think I'm funny. That's all that matters to ME!)

[Patrick Shannon]

Nightclubs for me, much more energy, and you have to know exactly which kind of girl to look for (many typical types there, approach groups of two or three, avoid "girls night out", stay far away from the Barbie Dolls dancing above the crowd) and exactly how to talk to them (if possible over the noise). The fact that they get hit on by a bunch of sleezebags can work to your advantage if you can use their situation in a humorous fashion.

Bars serve a different purpose for me (pool game with the boys). In all honesty though, neither one is the best place for meeting the opposite sex. Clubs are noisy (as mentioned) and the cougars make me nervous in bars.

But a Tuesday morning night club from hell in the office? Sign me up, beats working ;)

[reuber1]

I'm a pervert, but man, that was just sick and wrong. There was one girl bragging to my sister that I added her as a friend, and I didn't. They are a depraved bunch down here.

[reuber1]

But a Tuesday morning night club from hell in the office? Sign me up, beats working ;)Good point, but I'm working while hearing the music. **BARF**

[Jeizzavelle]

Patrick- Nightclubs have too many people for me. (And too many jerks that don't understand NO or the concept of "Ok, then let's discuss this outside". That's my turn-off.

I refuse to frequent anywhere (bar or otherwise) where there are fights. Or where I might get into one. I have never really HAD to fight and I like it that way.

Reuber- You were just too kewl. Being an "older man" and all. I can hear them now. "He's SO mature. Not like the boys in our class....blah, blah, add nauseum"

[Patrick Shannon]

Yep, they can be crowded...my friends and I are typically down at Laclede's Landing every now and then and one of the places there is impossible to navigate through. Place has no cover? Gonna be crowded. Expensive cover but free drinks on request? Gonna be crowded (and you can't get to the bar anyway). It can be tricky to find a populated place that has good moving/dancing room, but rules when you do. I love Shooters 21 in the Lake of the Ozarks for this reason alone. Wasn't "too" busy, nice open dance floor and plenty of cool people to talk to. Only downer was the drink price.

[Jeizzavelle]

I like to shoot pool in topless bars. The freaks are distracted. Good music.
Drawback: Naked girl laying boobs on my arm asking for a tip. yuck.

[reuber1]

I dig the Busted Lift here in Dubuque. A laid-back-party-people place, for those who want to have a good time, not act like a complete jackass unless it's at their own expense and no one elses, and pretty solid entertainment each night. Excellent atmosphere, just a place where you can kick back and chill.

[morea]

yawn... I'm up. What did I miss?

[reuber1]

We're talking about getting drunk and the crappyness of nightclubs.

[morea]

oh, cool.

Ok, getting drunk is not worth the price you pay after, imo... and we don't really have night clubs around here. Some bars, but it's cheaper to invite the friends over, split a case of beer and hang out. ;)

[Patrick Shannon]

Liquor at home...reminds me when you were a kid and the ice cream man would come around and your parents would yell back "We got ice cream in the fridge!!!"

It's just not the same :)

[reuber1]

^Exactly.

There is one night club here, technically it's on the Illinois side of the Mississippi, but that place sucks. The bars are pretty good though. Good town to get drunk in. But yeah, parties are better ('specially theme parties, rock and roll theme in two weeks at a buddies).

[Eraser Nubbin]

I think house parties are great, but nothing beats a good bush romp - forest gathering.
Back in the day when we were underage drinking was always best mixed with a forest/gully/open field, because you know the cops would never think to look for bombed minors in a forest.

[danedawg99]

heh heh heh... you said "bush romp" ...heh heh heh
http://www.cnn.com/SHOWBIZ/9605/13/hw.min/beavis.large.jpg

[G-Man79]

^ LMAO!

Drinking is good now matter when, no matter where.

Best time for a beer is after you've just finished mowing the lawn on a sunny day. Mmmm...beer.

[Eraser Nubbin]

What would people tell stories about on Monday morning at the office if there were no beer?

[morea]

I think house parties are great, but nothing beats a good bush romp - forest gathering.

now you're speaking my language... I love to sit around a bonfire and relax with friends and beers.

We usually call it "camping"

[reuber1]

What would people tell stories about on Monday morning at the office if there were no beer?"Hey guys, I just developed the next great invention! It will change the world! I'm going to be a billionaire!"

[Eraser Nubbin]

Or, "Is anyone else's life missing something, my weekends somehow feel incomplete."

Camping hey morea... that just sounds like it involves too much planning to be something that I would be involved in. Hot dogs or smores?

[morea]

hot dogs, smores, chili, and beer.

oh yeah. Life is good!

[Jeizzavelle]

Planning? Bah. Wing it. It makes things interesting.

[Eraser Nubbin]

dont forget the ham-o-rama
ham, processed cheese, moutarde, bun
cooked to a crispy black on stones around the bon fire

[Neballer]

and the cougars make me nervous in bars.
LOL. By cougars I would assume your are talking about the over 35 under 50 female who is out with her girlfriends to have a good time? Well that's what I call them anyway, and they do tend to make me a little nervous as well. However, every so often, emerging from the mists of the forest comes a cougar of magnificent proportions. If you're lucky enough to get close, you could gain wisdom beyond your years.

[ecsyle]

Yay for cougars 8)

[Ned]

LOL. By cougars I would assume your are talking about the over 35 under 50 female who is out with her girlfriends to have a good time?

By definition - cougar: slang: an older woman pursuing or dating a younger man. (Source: "CBC News Indepth: Language")

And I know... I date cougars all the time. ;)

[reuber1]

What does that make an older man who dates a younger woman?

[Ned]

A sugar daddy or a pedofile. Or mildly... a cradle robber. Or if you're rich and famous - a "lucky bastard".

Don't ask me why...? (I've known quite a few very healthy relationships with men much older than their wives - with spans that even dwarf my own relationships.)

[urstwile]

and they only play Polka

Or Kenny G.

[Neballer]

What does that make an older man who dates a younger woman?
cradle roober. :D

[reuber1]

^ Nice. :D

[Ned]

Heh heh... Way to go, Neballer!

[Patrick Shannon]

While I suppose cougar could be used as a term for an older woman in a relationship, it is more commonly associated with older women who are seeking to score with younger men for a guilt-free fling. I'm sure it's different elsewhere, but around here, the ones I've encountered and seen are definitely far away from your standard MILF fantasy. Think the landlord from Kingpin or that mother from Bubble Boy dressed up like a biker at the end of that movie.

There was one exception, however and quite an exception it was...one time I spotted this gorgeous blond hanging around in a bar where my friend's band was playing...she definitely stood out from the other "grunge" style girls hanging about. Figured she was from a local college or hanging out with her boyfriend. When I asked about her, my friend told me she was "seeing" one of the members of the band, and she was over 40!!! Seriously, she did not look a day over her very-early 20s, no signs of aging whatsoever and appeared natural. Whatever she's drinking or eating, I want some ;)

[reuber1]

Think the landlord from Kingpin...Thank you. Lunch will not be eaten today.

[Jeizzavelle]

Morning Reuber

[reuber1]

Morning. Where the pancake is everyone?

[TheBluePanda]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J5qoMfBJUeI

[reuber1]

So, you into random videos now?

[TheBluePanda]

I try to allocate a good 10% of my work day to perusing random videos. In this case, a co-worker gets the credit for discovering it.

[morea]

I'm here and I'm bored. Somebody do something funny.

[reuber1]

http://cracked.com/modules.php?op=modload&name=News&file=article&sid=484
Super Hero Powers, and Why You Don't Want Them.

[reuber1]

http://cracked.com/modules.php?op=modload&name=News&file=article&sid=476
Jesus Rates your Art (and berates you)

Disclaimer: Language is strong in these, and by strong I mean funny. :D

[Jeizzavelle]

Morning. Where the pancake is everyone?
I was in an occult forum on myspace. Excuse me. Nobody was here so I bailed. Found a cool/sappy video there for prison break fans.

[Ned]

http://cracked.com/modules.php?op=modload&name=News&file=article&sid=484
Super Hero Powers, and Why You Don't Want Them.

"What's your power?"

"I blow things!"

"Pfff! No, seriously, what's your power?"

[Jeizzavelle]

Ok, small rant. You'd think that in an occult group (of openminded people, HAH!) they wouldn't allow someone who just hops from group to group flaming newcomers. What a gigantic pulsating, puss oozing ball off a$$ wax!!! OMG! Pancaker.

Ok, I feel better now. THanks for listening. It just grates my nerves. It's like being in highschool again where you acn only hang out with the freaks if you're a freak in the same way they are. But if you're too freaky or (god forbdi) too poor to shop at all the stores they do to buy the same clothes so you can be a freak lke them you can't hang with them. What a bunch of juvennile morons.