Not QUITE the right definition

[JPnyc]

but instead, what words SOUND like they should mean:

cauterize - made eye contact with her

G.I. series - Army baseball

ennui - The catatonic state in men brought on by excessive watching of anything on "WE" (women's entertainment) cable station

Terminal illness - getting sick at the airport

Habeas Corpus - A greeting to your Greek neighbor

democrat - what you try out before buying your own crat

Con Edison - Scamming the wizard of menlo park

[mac.FINN]

acoustic - what you pway pool with.
avoidable - the art of bull fighting.
heroes - what a guy in a boat does.
subdued - like, a totally awesome guy on one of those submarine things.

[Red Kittie Kat]

lmaooooo JP ....... great definitions :D


Here's one I heard a while back

Thingy (thing-ee)

Female:Any part under a car's hood.
Male:The strap fastener on a woman's bra.

[Logo-Mechanix]

Bereft: You just missed your last flight out of Tokyo.
Privatize: You call them when you think your spouse may be cheating.

[morea]

adore - what you open to go into the car or the house.
worship - a really big boat, with, like, guns and stuff.

[JPnyc]

Ozone - The offices of the Internal Revenue Service (Sorry Kool)

[Red Kittie Kat]

:D lmaoooo

[Logo-Mechanix]

Recycle: what you do when you don't think your first bike ride was all that great.

[Silence04]

Welcome: residue at the bottom of a well

Production: the professional art of running air ducts in buildings

[JPnyc]

Undertaker - one who steals yer knickers.

[Logo-Mechanix]

Mormon: How you ask for more of something in Jamaica.

[colonel5]

Welcome: residue at the bottom of a well

Oh , that's nasty

[Navian]

Pokemon - a Jamaican porno. (Poke-mon.)

[morea]

freudian slip - when you say one thing and you mean your mother

[morea]

abdicate - to give up all hope of ever having a flat stomach.

auto biography - a story about a car's life

transvestite - a guy who likes to eat, drink and be Mary.

dieting - the penalty for exceeding the feed limit

avoidable - what a bullfighter tries to do.

coffee - a person who is coughed upon.

derange - where de buffalo roam.

ignoranus - a person who is both stupid and an a-hole.

[The_Black_Knight]

Coffer -- The one that coughs on the coffee.

Coffin -- What the coffer is doing.

Portable -- 1. A movable bull. 2. A small bull that's easy to carry.

Knowledgable -- One who knows a lot about stuff that isn't true or is complete nonsense; SEE: MARKETING.

[mac.FINN]

avoidable - what a bullfighter tries to do.

*cough cough* *harrumph*

this must be the remix.

:p

Porous - General feeling when something bad happens to a group.

[Red Kittie Kat]

Coffee: A person who is coughed upon.

Burglarize: What a crook sees with.

Counterfeiters: Workers who put together kitchen cabinets.

Dictionary: A place where success comes before work.

Boss: Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.

Atheism: A non-prophet organization.

Benign: What you be after you be eight.

Eclipse: What an Italian barber does for a living.

Eyedropper: A clumsy ophthalmologist.

Pharmacist: A helper on the farm.

Show-off: A child who is more talented than yours.

[The_Black_Knight]

*cough cough* *harrumph*

this must be the remix.

:pCoffin -- What the coffer is doing; SEE: MAC.FINN

[mac.FINN]

I always knew I was poorly defined.

[Ghastly]

Moron Less off
Defined Got away with it
Relinquish Wanting to connect things again
Mister But i'll get her next time
Anaconda Took her money
Euthenasia It's their fault (courtesy of Ally G... not me )
Destruction "This truck shone"
Demobilize That demo is BS
extravagant Ant-trafficcing...using eggs