The Cure for Your Friday Boredom

[MD]

http://revjim.net/archives/2006/04/cowbellcancer.jpg

[cmont]

Rofl!

[Mynock]

http://img71.imageshack.us/img71/5167/morecowbellvc5.jpg

[MD]

The Tesla Roadster is powered by 6,831 rechargeable lithium-ion batteries the same cells that run a laptop computer.
Range: 250 miles.
Fuel efficiency: 1 to 2 cents per mile.
Top speed: more than 130 mph.
Zero to 60 time: 3.4 seconds

http://blog.wired.com/teslacar/thumbnails/400x300/FF_162_tesla1_f.jpg

Read all about it here. (http://www.wired.com/news/wiredmag/0,71414-0.html)

[Mynock]

Too bad that picture is actual scale.

[ecsyle]

Hahah. nice

[MD]

Too bad that picture is actual scale.
:D

Seriously though the car is production ready, goes on sale this year for $90,000. You plug it in to a 220 outlet and it charges to full in about 3 hours. They are working on a sedan that will go on sale next year and retail for about 50K.

[MD]

Office Prank Hall of Fame Nominee (http://youtube.com/watch?v=UyiL8BSf4qA&mode=related&search=office%20pranks)

[reuber1]

So you DON'T have a pile of work that needs to get done?

[Red Kittie Kat]

lmao reuber :D

thats was great MD ...... I saw this one there too ..... cracked me up ;)


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LInXqw7tPZU

[MD]

I have a ton of work to do today but I thought I would leave this thread up in the background and post some time wasting links and articles throughout the day.

Addictive and Time Wasting Ninja Game (http://70.84.34.106/~mediaun/ngame.swf )

[MD]

Construction worker on the 5th floor of a building needed a handsaw. So he spots another worker on the ground floor and yells down to him, but he can't hear him. So the worker on the 5th floor tries sign language. He pointed to his eye meaning "I", pointed to his knee meaning "need", then moved his hand back and forth in a hand saw motion. The man on the ground floor nods his head, pulls down his pants, whips out his chop and starts masturbating. The worker on 5th floor gets so pissed off he runs down to the ground floor and says, "What the fu** is your problem!!! I said I needed a hand saw!". The other guy says, "I knew that! I was just trying to tell you - I'm coming!"

[MD]

Snowball Flash Game (http://captainimmy.blogspot.com/2006/05/snowball.html)

[MD]

Check out this site http://logopond.com/

Over 1200 logos to browse through and rate - great site for identity inspiration.

[MD]

The entire city of Venice done in legos (http://www.damnfunnypictures.com/html/dfp-Venice-In-Lego.html)


http://media.damnfunnypictures.com/dfp/lego_venice__06.jpg

[reuber1]

Jesus, where do they have that stashed?

[Patrick Shannon]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nWHYSNghnZY&search=jodi%20applegate

A couple of guys showing a "bike theft" demonstration on the local news and stage an injury (humorously using ketchup) causing the do-gooder female reporter to freak out....all the more when she finds out it was a joke.

Love how she fumes about how "kids are watching," when the same news shows death and war on a daily basis. Geez, poor woman probably hasn't been laid in months.

[MD]

Honestly I do not know but this guy might (http://www.brickshelf.com/cgi-bin/gallery.cgi?f=126969)
The aircraft carrier USS Harry S. Truman (CVN-75) is done! 16.4 Feet long. 200,000 Bricks, movable elevators and radar dishes, electric lights on the flight deck, in the hangar, and inside the aircraft, motorized catapult!!! Cost in the 5 Digits.

If you have that much time on your hands

http://img108.imageshack.us/img108/2636/pic34414qi.jpg

[MD]

Make a flashlight out of an old tic-tac container
http://www.grynx.com/projects/tictac-flashlight/

[balou]

Hey MD, you should do this every Friday so we have something to do on the weekends. ;)

[MD]

It would be nice Balou but I am not sure how many interesting links I have left ;)

Here is one for you baseball fans
Who Roided up Better Mac or Bonds? (http://www.armchairgm.com/mwiki/index.php?title=Mac_or_Bonds:_Who_Roided_It_Up_Bet ter%3F)
A Visual history using baseball cards from 1987 -2002

[MD]

Feeling nostalgic about mac system 7.o?
Then play around with this flash version! The google eye extension, there a few games to play and it even has mac draw :D
http://www.myoldmac.net/webse-e-flash.htm

[Red Kittie Kat]

Great stuff MD!!! Thank you :D


btw...... I got 1952 on the snowballing game ;)

[MD]

Dice Wars:
A highly addictive game of world domination (like risk) using dice. The more territories you link together earn more bonus dice at the end of your turn. I have been playing this one all week. :D

http://www.gamedesign.jp/flash/dice/dice.html

[Red Kittie Kat]

Pretty kewl :)

[MD]

Hundreds expected to come to Masturbate-a-thon

LONDON (Reuters) - Hundreds of Britons are being urged to attend what is being branded as Europe's first "Masturbate-a-thon", a leading reproductive healthcare charity said on Friday.

Marie Stopes International, which is hosting the event with HIV/AIDS charity the Terrence Higgins Trust, said it expected up to 200 people to attend the sponsored masturbation session in Clerkenwell, central London, on Saturday.

"It is a bit of a publicity stunt but we hope it will raise awareness," a Marie Stopes spokeswoman told Reuters.

"We want to get people talking about safer sex, masturbation and to lift taboos."

Participants, who have to be over 18, can bring any aids they need and can take part in four different rooms -- a comfort area, a mixed area, along with men and women only areas.

"The amount you raise will be determined by how many minutes you masturbate and/or how many orgasms you achieve," the Web site said.

Read the full article here (http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20060804/od_uk_nm/oukoe_uk_masturbate)

[balou]

OMG!! I feel sorry for the poor judges that have to time them and count big O's! :D

[reuber1]

Watch out for the 5 ropers.

[MD]

OMG!! I feel sorry for the poor judges that have to time them and count big O's! :D

I feel sorry for any judges that forget to bring safety goggles ;)

[MD]

Video of woman with claws for hands (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XSK6F9SkvHE)

[cmont]

I just spent 2 hours while on a conference call playing that damn dice game... hope i remember what came out of the meeting come monday... thanx md!!! -= )

[MD]

It's a good one - I have been running it in the background all week long

[MD]

5 great additions to itunes

http://www.download.com/1200-20-5153574.html?tag=article_itunes

[MD]

The Chalkboard Manifesto (http://www.chalkboardmanifesto.com/)

http://www.chalkboardmanifesto.com/kenlay.jpg

[MD]

Hilarious Video of someone ruining the ending of the latest Harry Potter book to all the fans lined up outside the bookstore before it's release.

Fast forward till the last 30 seconds or so

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XTCsfCb1NyU

[Red Kittie Kat]

too funny :D

[balou]

Here's a fun Darth Vader video:
http://binarybonsai.com/archives/2006/07/31/darth-smartass/

[Red Kittie Kat]

lmaoooooo thats too funny balou :D

[urstwile]

Feeling nostalgic about mac system 7.o?
Then play around with this flash version! The google eye extension, there a few games to play and it even has mac draw :D
http://www.myoldmac.net/webse-e-flash.htm

Very cool! I did get nostalgic feelings. Love that there are some classic games on here also.

[MD]

Saw this on the daily show last night
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9x9ejtfRimQ

[Red Kittie Kat]

took me a minute to realize what was funny :D

[MD]

A minute hey ... It's a 12 second clip ... how many times did you watch it?
;)

[MD]

Guy Auctions off 2% of all his future earnings on ebay (http://cgi.ebay.com/2-of-Ron-Steens-Future-Earnings-For-College-Money_W0QQitemZ110018311959QQihZ001QQcategoryZ2626 1QQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem)

[TheBluePanda]

Guy Auctions off 2% of all his future earnings on ebay (http://cgi.ebay.com/2-of-Ron-Steens-Future-Earnings-For-College-Money_W0QQitemZ110018311959QQihZ001QQcategoryZ2626 1QQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem)

I hope nobody bids on that.. the last thing we need is another lucky shmuck aquiring massive amounts of money for doing absolutely nothing. He should earn his money like the rest of the world.

[MD]

I don't think anyone is that stupid, This guy would have to make a lot of money over his lifetime in order to just break even on the deal. While wages have traditionally risen over the years I don't know if an investor is really going to pull a significiant profit on this deal. In order to break even he has to earn in the neighborhood of 125K per year for 40 years - I just don't see this guy becoming a big tv star.

http://i15.ebayimg.com/05/i/07/f6/3b/f0_2.JPG

[MD]

Joey and Katie are sitting in school.

Katie is sleeping and the teacher asks her a question.

"Katie, who created Heaven and Earth?" Joey sees Katie sleeping and quickly pokes her with a sharp pencil.

"Jesus Christ almighty! !" Exclaimed Katie.

"Correct." Says the teacher.

So the next day the same incident occurs and the same question comes up "Who created Heaven and Earth?" Katie (Again sleeping) is poked by Joey's pencil "Jesus Christ almighty!" she exclaims.

"Correct again." Says the teacher.

So the next day, for a 3rd time, The teacher asks Katie "What did Eve say to Adam when she had so many children?"

Katie (again sleeping) is poked by Joey's pencil again, and screams "If you stick that thing in me one more time I am going to crack it in half!"

[Navian]

Did you read the questions others where asking, and his responses?

Oh man..

[Red Kittie Kat]

A minute hey ... It's a 12 second clip ... how many times did you watch it?
;)



Oh hush! :D

[MD]

Never get caught surfing GDF at work again.
This site makes all your webpages look like word documents inside your browser.

http://www.workfriendly.net/

[MD]

Taken from http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page2/story?page=simmons/060809

1) Barry Bonds goes to jail

2) Bud Selig and David Stern resign

3) Yankees miss the playoffs.

4) David Stern resigns … but to become President of the United States.

5) The Knicks extend Isiah's deal through 2015 by explaining, "This had nothing to do with winning or losing. We had to do it for comedy's sake."

6) Julio Franco isn't allowed to retire. He has to keep playing until we all agree he can stop. Let's see how far this can go.

7) All right, would you rather keep reading boring story after boring story about the messy ownership situations with the Sonics and Hawks … or would you rather see them merge franchises, move to Vegas and immediately become the Las Vegas Dice? (Wow, you picked the latter! I can't believe it!)

8) Sideline reporters -- gone. We survived the World Cup without them, right?

9) I'm not ready to abolish baseball's All-Star Game, even though the voting process sucks, every writer/radio host tries to pretend it's a national tragedy that so-and-so didn't make it (even though nobody can remember who played two weeks later), and the crowd always lapses into a collective coma by the third inning. But instead of "starting lineups," let's vote on "finishing lineups" -- the eight best position players come in for the sixth and play the rest of the game. Shouldn't the elite stars decide homefield advantage for the World Series? Besides, we need another format for A-Rod to choke in the clutch.

10) No more long putters, no more DH, no more puff pieces, no more sportswriters screaming at each other on TV, no more pickoff throws (you can only take a lead to a certain point), no more canned music during NBA play, no more Barbaro coverage.

11) We all agree that A) there will never be another MJ, and B) we're not allowed to compare anyone to him.

12) Men's tennis switches to a best-of-seven format with shorter sets -- first to four wins a set, and if there's a 4-4 tie, then we go to a longer tiebreaker (first to 10 points). I want to care about tennis again. Really, I do.

13) The Olympics and the World Cup happen every three years, not four. You can never have too much of a good thing.

14) Mike Shanahan agrees to stop platooning running backs and messing with the minds of countless fantasy owners.

15) No more NIT. Come on, you can't have a tournament to determine the 65th best player in any sport. Imagine if there was a Junior Emmys to determine the 65th best TV actress, TV actor, sitcom, drama … would that ever happen?

16) The Patriots go back to blood-red uniforms and the Pat Patriot logo. Enough is enough. I want my childhood back.

17) Baseball adopts the relegation system from the English Premier league -- lose 100 games or more and you're shipped to Triple-A for one season. That means you, Kansas City.

18) In the NBA, you can't call a timeout immediately after another timeout, you can't call time in midair and you can't call time trailing by more than six with less than 20 seconds to play.

19) Fans get to vote on entrance music for their closers. If Detroit fans want to saddle Todd Jones with Tom Petty's "Stop Dragging My Heart Around" or Nirvana's "Rape Me," that's their choice. Also, all teams are required to use the bullpen car again. I miss the bullpen car.

20) Boxing takes a cue from the UFC and WWE and shifts to one monster pay-per-view every month (three hours of quality fights and a main event). Also, they go from three judges to five. And Don King is deported.

21) No more aluminum bats in college. We're reaching the point where some roid-enhanced line drive is going to rip through a pitcher's head like an assassin's bullet.

22) Whenever there's a replay challenge or serious injury in the NFL, they have to immediately go to a commercial, bang out as many ads as possible, then come back and tell us what happened. We could wipe out 10 minutes of TV timeouts per game.

23) When two NASCAR drivers get into a post-race fight, it has to be like hockey -- everyone else stands back and lets the two guys have it out, even if they end up pulling their fire retardant suits over each other's heads.

24) Speaking of hockey, the NHL has to dump six teams, cut down to a 70-game season and make every playoff series a best-of-nine. Also, they can't show their playoff games on any network that could potentially give them a 2002 "Survivor" re-run as a lead-in.

25) To spruce up the always-lame PGA Championship, every player has to go caddy-less and carry his own bags for 72 holes. Now that's a major! Like you wouldn't watch just to see who was fading by Day Three, or to see Mickelson fighting off tears and saying things like, "This is a wakeup call, maybe I need to cut down on the carbs" after shooting a 92 and throwing up on the 14th hole.

26) Cameras are no longer allowed to zoom in within 18 inches of somebody's face. I don't need any more unpopped whiteheads, acne scars and dangling nose hairs in my life.

27) My bosses won't allow me to say which six announcers I would deport to Eastern Europe, but here are their initials jumbled together backwards: WBMABCMJMTBJ.

28) For the "Season Pass" packages on DirecTV, we'd always have the option of watching the telecast with our favorite team's announcers. What's the point of shelling out two bills a year for the NBA or baseball and not getting your own guys every game? And while we're on the subject, no more blacking out Saturday's early Fox games on the West Coast. Unless you want me to eventually kill someone.

29) For NBA All-Star Weekend: A H-O-R-S-E contest, a halfcourt shot contest and a dunk contest with a rim that keeps raising like a high jump bar. I keep pushing for these three things, they keep ignoring me.

30) Sunglasses are banned from professional poker, for two reasons: A) it's more interesting to see everyone's eyes, and B) it's hard to defend any sport where the players dress up like blind tourists.

31) At least one NHL team would be required to attempt the 500-pound goalie thing. Even if it's for an exhibition game.

32) If someone has front row seats and brings their small child with them, and that poor kid subsequently gets struck by a foul ball or accidentally trampled by a gigantic basketball player … then the parent loses all parental rights to that kid and Shea Hillenbrand gets to adopt him or her.

33) Barry Bonds goes to jail. We needed to mention that one twice.

[MD]

An animated jigsaw puzzle

http://www.brl.ntt.co.jp/people/hara/fly.swf

[Red Kittie Kat]

Very kewl!! freaked me out a little putting it together with moving pieces :D

[MD]

Gold Miner Vegas - A great time wasting flash game (http://gamerival.grab.com/index.cfm?play=008EF8D8&fromint=1&randint=8)

[MD]

This is the most realistic and quite frankly the most incredible vector artwork I have ever come across on the interweb. Some of Bert Monroys stuff has been posted on the forum before, but some of the portraits are just jaw dropping. Check out the pictures in either full color or artwork mode.

http://tn3-1.deviantart.com/fs9/300W/i/2006/051/8/2/Mesh_in_Progress____by_mftalon.jpg

worlds most photorealistic vector art (http://basangpanaginip.blogspot.com/2006/07/worlds-most-photorealistic-vector-art.html)

[MD]

http://blog.wired.com/oneeyed_child/thumbnails/400x300/IMG_0535.JPG
read the full article here (http://www.wired.com/news/technology/medtech/0,71569-0.html)

[cornfed]

Oh, c'mon, MD, the link doesn't work!!! I gotta see this. That is so bizarre.

[MD]

link fixed cornfed :D

[reuber1]

MD, you haven't posted this yet, have you?

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/328498

Snakes on a Plane-The Flash Game.

If the movie's production values are as hilariously low as the Flash game (watch the intro) this will be the funniest bad-movie of all time...possibly edging out Army of Darkness. Well, maybe not.

[MD]

nice one roobs :D

[Red Kittie Kat]

Ok MD that one got me ..... that poor little baby...... and laying there with no one around .... what a horrible entrance to life :(

[MD]

Is the American school system failing?
Let's find out!
http://www.digyourowngrave.com/grade-three-geography-test/

[cmont]

In the time frame allowed I got 34 out of 48. I'll admit it was hard putting those guys in the small states. I know I can do better...

And MD THANK YOU!!!!!!!!!!

[cmont]

Looks like I got it on my 2nd try... Gotta be quick!

[Jackimalyn]

47/48!!! ran outta time!!! arg...

[cmont]

Not bad for your first time Jax... you dont mind if I call you Jax do you?

[MD]

while you are at it cmont call reuber1 - Roobs or Roober, he really likes that ;)

[Jackimalyn]

nah, jax is alrite

[Navian]

That was easy, got it on the first try, they need to make one that is a double test, once you complete it, go into a 2nd test of matching capitals. I was pretty good at reciting, and matching names of states and capitals to each other, in school..

[MD]

Use the arrow keys
up - jump
down - jump
left & right are self explanitory

http://www.venusarcade.com/Tube-Racer.htm

[mac.FINN]

okay so I failed the third grade numerous times... but to be fair. I'm Canadian. Sooo I'm proud of my efforts. I can name the provinces and territories in a wiz!

[MD]

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=5490020651450496505

[cmont]

Anyone else see that Apple Ipod Thread. THat went away REAL quick! Ha you mods RULE!

[MD]

spammers are usually banned in record time around here.

[Kool]

Yeah I was on him like stink on shit. :D

[cmont]

You guys are quick!!!!

Check out this vid...

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-6208163735508209541

[cmont]

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-6021365693605761325

[Navian]

Thats funny, the linux startup.

[cmont]

Yea both are pretty good

[Navian]

Just watched the Darth Vader calls the emperor. LOL

[cmont]

Def my fav of the two

[MD]

1. Look Busy: Having papers spead all over your desk helps, as do pencils which are widdled down to the eraser. If you have to walk somewhere, keep your head down, and walk quickly (this also works if you’re trying to avoid being called over to do work. NEVER MAKE EYE CONTACT!). Carrying clipboard with you while moving around also helps.

2. Look Stressed: If you look completely stressed out, co-workers and your boss will be more likely to leave you alone, since you must have other pressing matters on your mind. To look stressed leave your eyes unfocused, move from place to place quickly while quietly talking to yourself, and if someone asks you a question, stare off into the distance for a moment, give a big sigh, and answer them with an irritated tone.

3. Speak Quickly: If they can’t figure out what you said, they’ll assume you don’t have the time to explain it.

4. Hide: Find a good hiding place. A couple good examples are under a desk, in the air vents, or a janitor’s closet.

5. Break a Limb: Obviously this method only works when you work at a job that requires physical labour or typing. How you break the limb is up to you, though I recommend something spectacular (ie. snowboarding on the Alps).

6. Make Excuses: There’s nothing like having a good list of excuses on hand (Memorized, that is. A list on paper is suspicious). Ones like “I would stay late, but I have to babysit my mother’s aunt’s friend’s sister’s goldfish,” may work. Of course, ymmv.

7. Never Leave Your Office/Room: If you don’t leave your office, you are less likely to be bothered. Remember: out of sight, out of mind. Of course, you will need to ensure that you have an ample supply of rations so that you can survive until it’s time to head home. Bathroom breaks, I’m still working on.

8. What they can’t see… Rearrange your office so that your computer monitor faces away from any windows or doors that your boss may be able to see through. This will ensure that you have ample time to hit the “Boss Key” in any game you’re playing, or open a Word document to hide the porn you’re surfing, should your boss happen to wander into your dungeon..er..office.

9. Fool their eyes: If you can’t rearrange your office, perhaps employ a service like WorkFRIENDLY which acts as a proxy to mask any website that you visit. You can mask the sites to look like a Word Document and at a quick glance, they look like any other document. If the boss gets too close, click the “Boss Key” and Work Friendly (http://www.workfriendly.net/) will hide the website with pseudo-word document.

10. Choose a profession people don’t understand: I’m a web developer. Most people don’t REALLY understand what you need to do to be a web developer, so I might be doing a blog post, but they’re thinking I’m working. Golden!

Taken From:
http://www.fullduplex.org/humor/2006/08/how-to-get-away-with-doing-nothing-at-work/

[mac.FINN]

lol nice one cmont... Darth Vader's such a cry baby. :D

[Jackimalyn]

MD- that reminded me of office space (not to start quoting movies again...)

Then I just space out for about an hour.
Space out?
Yea. I just stare at my desk. But it looks like im working.

[MD]

http://msig.info/web2.php

http://msig.info/web2v2/(reflect)graphicdesignforum.com.png

[MD]

Band Aid, Gillette, Pepsodint and others. This will kill about 9 mins. of your Friday Boredom

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=6122785873351184363&hl=en

[MD]

Try to keep the weights balanced for as long as you can!

http://www.gamearmy.net/games/496/tilt.html

[Mynock]

2068

[mac.FINN]

2233

[MD]

Insane Orbs - A game like pong but with obsticles like gravity wells and pacman.
http://www.2flashgames.com/f/f-579.htm

[MD]

http://science.howstuffworks.com/liquid-explosives.htm/printable

[MD]

Security
http://www.funny-games.biz/security.html

Security2
http://www.freeonlinegames.com/play/6686.html

[MD]

UPDATE
E-Bay Kid who auctioned off 2% of his future earnings lied about his SAT scores (http://www.lazymotivation.com/?p=5)

[reuber1]

JESUS H...
http://www.littleleague.org/series/2006divisions/llbb/teams/transatlantic/aarondurley.htm

Somebody check that "boy's" water.

[MD]

Drinking Whiskey and getting on stage at a Metal Skool concert to sing Sweet Child of Mine NSFW

http://wampoon.com/kelly_clarkson_is_hammered_and_lovin_it

[Red Kittie Kat]

Lots and lots and lots of kewl stuff today guys!!! Thank you...... oh and I failed 3rd grade!!!

I'm too slow ;)

[Red Kittie Kat]

http://msig.info/web2v2/(reflect)Red+Kittie+KatBETA.png

[cmont]

Drinking Whiskey and getting on stage at a Metal Skool concert to sing Sweet Child of Mine NSFW

http://wampoon.com/kelly_clarkson_is_hammered_and_lovin_it

That freaking Yellow Card guy was the only thing that ruined it... they asked for Kelly not you! Why did anyone give him a mic? I feel like although it was hilarious, it would have been twice as funny if that bunghole let her go on stage alone. Sigh...

[MD]

Dodge the Bullets. When the man fires his gun you have to be within a certain reaction time to successfully dodge the bullet. I can only make it to level ten or so ... my average reaction time being between .18 - .23.

http://69.94.122.78/play/bullettime/

[MD]

Check this out quickly- it will get pulled pretty soon.

The first six minutes of the tenacious d movie, the pick of destiny.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wb3ur3VNwag

[MD]

The movie Office Space recut into a psychological thriller.

http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1722814

[CamarotaDesign]

Dodge the Bullets. When the man fires his gun you have to be within a certain reaction time to successfully dodge the bullet. I can only make it to level ten or so ... my average reaction time being between .18 - .23.

http://69.94.122.78/play/bullettime/


well, there goes the last half hour of my work day. I am currently 106 in the world at bullet dodging... not bad.

[Red Kittie Kat]

Those are Great MD ....

I can't figure that game out though ... nothing I tried moved me :D

Great Movie clip ya gotta love anything with Meatloaf and Jack Black and of course the Office Space clip was hysterical. I love that movie. :)

[Danger_Mouse]

Holy crap MD you have had some time on your hands.
Great thread, can't believe I just found it.

[urstwile]

Hooray, the cure is back! Although I was way too busy today to be bored, but that's not always the case. Thanks MD. :D

[Ned]

well, there goes the last half hour of my work day. I am currently 106 in the world at bullet dodging... not bad.

I got a score of 12665, and made it to stage 8. I'm gonna try playing the world now...

*EDIT: I suck. I ednded up with the same score, which was #418 in the world.

[Red Kittie Kat]

ok is anyone going to tell me what the trick is to dodge the bullet?

nothing I try works :confused:


:(

[Ned]

Just click with your mouse somewhere on the screen as soon as you hear/see/feel the gun fire.

It'll clock you right away, then when it gets to the wall, you'll see if you were successful or not.

[Red Kittie Kat]

ahhh ok ... gonna go try it again :D


thank you :)

[Red Kittie Kat]

Ok I got to level 14 with a score of 18222 ;)

[MD]

This game is a blast to play!
use the asdf keys and hit the space bar on cue to hit the combos.

http://www.gametab.com/news/751736/

[MD]

Short White Kid dunks off teammates back in game.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dZrT7qC4wB0

[Red Kittie Kat]

omg .... my fingers are cramped up now lmao :D

[MD]

This game has all sorts of distractions - how far can you get?
http://www.tokenarcade.com/play-575-Distraction_Game.html

[Red Kittie Kat]

I got 7075 and the little bugger popped up and threw a rocket at me :D

[Red Kittie Kat]

I did better this time :D

[MD]

Gator Attacks Naked Man On Crack
12-Foot Alligator Nearly Rips Man's Arm Off Before Heroic Rescue In Florida

(CBS News) LAKELAND, Fla. A 45-year-old man was hospitalized after four sheriff's deputies rescued him from the jaws of a nearly 12-foot alligator Wednesday, while he was naked and high on crack cocaine.

The Polk County deputies were responding to multiple calls about a man yelling for help at about 4 a.m. They could not shoot the animal because it was too dark and they might have hit the victim or one another, the sheriff's office said.

Adrian J. Apgar was taken to the hospital in critical condition with an apparent broken right arm, leg injuries and his left arm hanging by a tendon. Hospital officials did not immediately release information about his condition.

"It is an incredibly bacteria-filled environment that he was exposed to," Polk County Sheriff Grady Judd said.

It was not clear why Apgar was in the lake. Judd said Apgar was naked and told deputies he had been smoking crack.

read the rest of the article here.
http://cbs3.com/watercooler/watercooler_story_334114652.html

[Mynock]

There is a great sound clip floating around of the police saying he was "nakid" and it's hilarous.

[Exodus]

Gator Attacks Naked Man On Crack

LMFAO! It serves him right. I think the drug epidemic would be a whole lot less horrifying if everyone that did drugs had a very real posibility of being attacked by huge alligators. Although, I bet people that hit acid already have that posibility...

[Red Kittie Kat]

Oy .... well ... gonna be hard to smoke crack with one arm now :D

[Jackimalyn]

lol good point kitty

[morea]

you tease, kittie. Your taco's getting cold.

[Red Kittie Kat]

I know!! I had to leave .... but guess what..............


Here is my 5000th Post!!!! :D

[urstwile]

Gator Attacks Naked Man On Crack
12-Foot Alligator Nearly Rips Man's Arm Off Before Heroic Rescue In Florida

(CBS News) LAKELAND, Fla. A 45-year-old man was hospitalized after four sheriff's deputies rescued him from the jaws of a nearly 12-foot alligator Wednesday, while he was naked and high on crack cocaine.
The alligator was naked and on crack? Wow, this world just keeps getting weirder and weirder. Although I've never seen a clothed alligator, either that, or I didn't realize that they were fully dressed the whole time.

[Red Kittie Kat]

lmao Urst :D ;)

[budafist]

Although I've never seen a clothed alligator, either that, or I didn't realize that they were fully dressed the whole time.

Reminds me of a place that stocked rubber chickens as dog chew toys - the chickens had pink cheeks and wore skimpy bikinis.

Of course someone complained that this was demeaning and that chickens shouldn't be almost naked because children might see.

Now how much clothing on a rubber chicken is too little clothing?

[MD]

Anyone up for a game of pictionary? Nothing to sign up for, no logins required. Maybe someone could make a GDF room ;)

http://www.isketch.net/isketch.shtml

[MD]

How levitation tricks are performed - sorry it's in Japanese.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-UKkZVyUUAQ&eurl=

[MD]

Ben Folds - Cover of Dr. Dre's - Bitches Ain't Shit
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2_N3CK-6CHk

[MD]

Drunken man gets stuck on MC Escher's endless staircase.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hhfhgbmZe9s

[morea]

that's the stuff of nightmares, right there!

[MD]

The search engine powered by humans
http://www.chacha.com/info/about


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[MD]

must watch trailers

Hot Fuzz - The newest film from the makers of Shawn of the Dead
http://www.workingtitlefilms.com/trailers/hotfuzz_trailer_xlarge.php

Newest 300 Trailer
http://playlist.yahoo.com/makeplaylist.dll?id=1529799&sdm=web&qtw=480&qth=300

[MD]

Holiday Parody of R. Kelly's Trapped in the closet

Trapped in Clauset Part 1.
http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1729706

[morea]

ever see the SOTD guys in "Spaced"? Funny show.

[MD]

No I haven't - on DVD or is it worth downloading?
I just saw a torrent but it was over 7gb with only 6 seeders ...

[morea]

I borrowed the DVD set from a friend. It was pretty funny.
Wasn't aware you could download it.

[MD]

You can download anything you want - illegally of course.

I am usually at work when network shows are running so I download them instead of taping them. You typical show runs about 350mb and will download in a couple hours if you catch a pretty active torrent.

[mac.FINN]

must watch trailers

Hot Fuzz - The newest film from the makers of Shawn of the Dead
http://www.workingtitlefilms.com/trailers/hotfuzz_trailer_xlarge.php

Newest 300 Trailer
http://playlist.yahoo.com/makeplaylist.dll?id=1529799&sdm=web&qtw=480&qth=300

OMMFG!

Hot Fuzz! Drop kicking the old lady at the end - Brilliant!

300! Battle of Thermopylae - Brilliant!

[Red Kittie Kat]

Great stuff MD ... that pictionary is too damn fun ;)

[reuber1]

300 looks awesome.

New information on NIN's upcoming live DVD released today, this is going to rock like crazay.

http://www.nin.com/halo/22/index.html

[reuber1]

Lewis Black on the Daily Show, making fun of the people accusing the movie "Happy Feet" of sending sublinal liberal messages to our children. Good stuff.


http://onegoodmove.org/1gm/1gmarchive/2006/12/back_in_black_4.html

[frankster]

must watch trailers

Hot Fuzz - The newest film from the makers of Shawn of the Dead
http://www.workingtitlefilms.com/trailers/hotfuzz_trailer_xlarge.php


If you like Sean of the dead, did you get to see any of the UK series Spaced?

Here the flatmates get stoned and watch star wars then completely get the whole point of Chaos theory wrong...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eUurEHpbo8o

and here they, well, have a gun fight...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UVn1ynCH5xo

My favourite comedy show for a long time was the first series of black books

[morea]

If you like Sean of the dead, did you get to see any of the UK series Spaced?

duuuuude, I said that! post #134! ;)

[MD]

ya but frankster had clips attached :D
I may try to find the DVD set or sit through the painfully slow 7gb download ... yarrrr

[urstwile]

Love the new sig, by the way, MD. :)

[MD]

Thanks Urst - I wish I could take credit for it but I am just not that clever. :D

NSFW!
One of my favorite Christmas CD's Matt Rogers Rated X-mas is a holiday classic. This is a Youtube clip of one of the funniest songs on the CD Rudolph the Deep Throat Reindeer. You cannot buy the CD anymore because the copyright holder of the original Christmas songs sued him out of existence. Enjoy!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dSHZT5SPQaE&mode=related&search=

[MD]

Nuckin' Futs!
JibJabs 2006 year in review video (http://www.jibjab.com/nuckin_futs)

[MD]

Chaos Theory.
Click on the blue balls to set off a chain reaction. (http://www.jeannettevejarano.com/games/chaos-theory.html)

[danedawg99]

duuuuude, I said that! post #134! ;)
i love that show! :D

[MD]

Hilarious Essays actually turned in.
I had tears running from my eyes while reading these essays. The teachers comments are priceless. (http://stupidessays.googlepages.com/home)

[mac.FINN]

WTF?

Those essays just came up as little red x's.


edit: works now.... strange.

edit edit: doesn't work again! Dammit!

[morea]

same here. Got 109 on the exploding balls thing though. :D

[CamarotaDesign]

Using Firefox?

It was some pretty funny stuff. Obviously Peter was writing these essays to be a smartass, but there is some funny stuff. "Like all black youth, Jimmy joined a gang in order to get his props" bahahahaha. Chappelle needs to read this essay.

[morea]

<- using maxthon

[CamarotaDesign]

<- using maxthon

When did that come out, and whats the advantage?

[morea]

it's been around a while... JPnyc recommended it when firefox was givng me major headaches (like dumping all my bookmarks every day... ugh!).

It's similar to firefox in that it is more secure than IE and allows tabbed browsing. It allows use of mouse gestures, which is handy when you open a lot of links and whatnot. I haven't had any problems with it.

[MD]

Like Dice Wars?
Then you have to try Multiplayer Dice Wars! (http://jayisgames.com/archives/2006/12/kdice.php)

[MD]

Car with over 1,000,000 miles retires to museum.

MILWAUKEE — As a traveling salesman, Peter Gilbert has put a few miles on his car — 1,001,385 miles, to be precise.

It took the Glendale, Wisc, man 17 years to cross the million mile mark with his 1989 Saab 900 SPG. He recently donated the durable vehicle to the Wisconsin Automotive Museum after Saab verified the mileage.

The transmission was rebuilt at 200,000 miles and the hood and a few other parts replaced after eight deer collisions, but otherwise it has original equipment.

Gilbert bought the Saab for $29,000. It was his treat after a divorce, and he took meticulous care of it. He used premium, synthetic oil in oil changes, changed the tires every 45,000 miles and strictly followed the maintenance schedule.

He drove the car seven days a week, racking up the miles as his work took him through rural Wisconsin.

Not burning oil
"When I hit 600,000 miles, the car still wasn't burning oil," Gilbert said. "That's when I thought it could go a million miles."

But Wisconsin's harsh winters took a toll on the car. Its sporty exterior still looks good, but road salt has rusted its frame. Gilbert realized it might no longer be safe if he hit another deer or had a serious accident.

"There was no point in driving the car any longer," he said. "Even though it might have gone another million miles."

He had it detailed and parked it at the Hartford museum, which houses a number of rare vehicles.

Then Gilbert bought another Saab with fewer miles.

[CamarotaDesign]

Saab will be contacting him for an ad campaign.

[danedawg99]

same here. Got 109 on the exploding balls thing though. :D
ha! i got 122! :p

[Red Kittie Kat]

I got 85 :D woo hoo!

well better than the 19 I got first go round ;)

[MD]

Story Stolen From:
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,236483,00.html

Wisconsin Man Runs Over, Eats Seven-Legged Transgendered Deer

FOND DU LAC, Wis. — Rick Lisko hunts deer with a bow, but got his most unusual one driving his truck down his mile-long driveway.

The young buck had nub antlers — and seven legs. Lisko said it also had both male and female reproductive organs.

"It was definitely a freak of nature," Lisko said. "I guess it's a real rarity."

He said he slowed down as the buck and two does ran across the driveway Nov. 22, but the buck ran under the truck and got hit.

When he looked at the animal, he noticed three- to four-inch appendages growing from the rear legs. Later, he found a smaller appendage growing from one of the front legs.

"It's a pretty weird deer," he said, describing the extra legs as resembling "crab pinchers."

"It kind of gives you the creeps when you look at it," he said, but he thought he saw the appendages moving, as if they were functional, before the deer was hit.

Warden Doug Bilgo of the state Department of Natural Resources came to Lisko's property near Mud Lake in the town of Osceola to tag the deer.

"I have never seen anything like that in all the years that I've been working as a game warden and being a hunter myself," Bilgo said. "It wasn't anything grotesque or ugly or anything. It was just unusual that it would have those little appendages growing out like that."

Bilgo took photos and sent information on the animal to DNR wildlife managers.

John Hoffman of Eden Meat Market skinned the deer for Lisko, who wasn't going to waste the venison from the animal.

"And by the way, I did eat it," Lisko said. "It was tasty."

http://www.foxnews.com/images/246456/1_21_deer_7_legs.jpg

[MD]

ha! i got 122! :p
Thats pretty good - I have a hard time making it over 100, I usually fall in the high 90's

[Red Kittie Kat]

what a bizarre story MD :eek:

[reuber1]

Firefox logo redesign!

http://www.2spare.com/item_66130.aspx

[Exodus]

Firefox logo redesign!

http://www.2spare.com/item_66130.aspx

That's much better! ;)

[budafist]

Looks very comfy!

[Red Kittie Kat]

lmao that's too cute :D

[MD]

Things Overheard in a Restaurant

Coupons:
"May be combined with other offers. . . . Not valid with any other offer." -- On a Papa John's coupon.

Menus:
"Ham and Cheese - $2.50. Cheese and Ham - $2.90." -- On a menu.

"Our whipped butter is made with margarine." -- On a menu.

"7 ounces of choice sirloin steak, boiled to your likeness and smothered with golden fried onion rings." -- On a menu.

"We dare you Burger for two (Served on a Stretcher) - A Whole Loaf of Crunchy French Bread running end to end with Broiled Hamburger topped with melted Yellow American Cheese, Lettuce, and Tomato. Accompanied by a mound of French Fried Potatoes, Red Pepper Relish, Ketchup, and Pickle Wedges. Delivered to your Table by Two Waitresses on a stretcher." -- On a menu of a restaurant in Danvers, Massachusetts.

Signs:
"Open seven days a week. Closed Sundays." -- On the bottom of a pizza parlor's take-out menu.

"Parking for drive-through customers only." -- A sign at a McDonald's in California.

"We are Handicapped - Friendly. For example, if you are blind, we will read the menu for you." -- A notice in a restaurant.

"Eat Here - Get Gas" -- A sign at a gas station.

"Hot drinks to take out or sit in." -- A sign on a cafe.

"You can't beat our meat!" -- A sign on a restaurant, now closed.

"Our Infamous Steaks" -- A sign at a restaurant in Raleigh, NC.

"Now Hiring / Sausage Biscuits / $1" -- A sign at a McDonald's.

"NOW HIRING / TWO FRENCH DIPS / FOR TWO DOLLARS." -- A sign at an Arby's in North Bend, Washington.

"Please consume all food on premises." -- A sign at a Souplantation restaurant.

Quotes:

"Is there chicken in your vegetarian gumbo?" -- Asked of a waitress.

"Just the chicken." -- The response a waitress gave when asked if there were any dairy products in a soup.

Would you like cream and sugar with that?" -- Asked by a waitress when a customer specified orange juice instead of coffee as part of a breakfast meal.

"Do you want cheese on that?" -- Asked when a customer ordered a plain cheeseburger.

"You want fries with that?" -- Asked when a customer ordered an apple turnover.

"Do you want onions on that?" -- A waitress, in response to a couple ordering a milk shake and a large cola.

"Is there any meat in the veggie rolls?"

"Do you get rice with your fried rice?"

"I'm sorry, we only have six inch and foot long subs." -- A waitress, when asked for a 12 inch sub.

"Would you like to care for a cup of coffee?" -- A waitress.

"Which of these coffees did you want with cream and sugar?" -- Asked of a customer who had ordered two coffees, one with cream and sugar and one without.

"Do you want that in a bag?" -- Asked of a customer who ordered coffee to go.

"Is this for here or to go?" -- Asked of a Dairy Queen customer at a drive-through window.

"What's the difference between the 1/4 pounder and the 1/3 pounder?"

"What's the difference?" -- Asked of a waitress when asked if the customer would like breadsticks with or without cheese.

"Sir, we only have one thousand island dressing." -- A waitress, when asked for two thousand island dressings.

"How many pieces are in the eight piece chicken deal?"

"How much is the $1.99 popcorn chicken?"

"Is the honey mustard sauce sweet?"

"Is the spicy chicken just spicy or is it hot and spicy?"

"Would you like the sale price?" -- A fast food worker, asking how a customer would like to pay for his order of two special sandwiches.

"That's not an animal. It's a mammal." -- Cafeteria worker serving shrimp at a public high school.

"Does your ice cream contain dairy products?" -- A customer at the drive-through of a fast food restaurant.

"Excuse me. These ham and cheese rolls -- do they have ham in them?" -- A customer at a bakery cafe.

"Don't you guys have them 99 cent Whoppers?" -- Asked of a Taco Bell cashier.

"This is to go." -- Commonly said by customers at drive-through windows.

"I'd like a large Pepsi pizza." -- A customer ordering pizza over the phone. After saying this, the customer was heard saying to someone else with him, "Wait, Chuck, is that right?"

[MD]

A simple puzzle game
http://www.zaguates.com/games/gridlock.html

[MD]

Famous Movie scenes recreated using office supplies - I got 14
http://www.stationerymovies.com/

[MD]

Amazing folded paper art created by using 1 sheet of A4 paper. 14 different pieces.
http://www.oncotton.co.uk/peter/text/link.html


http://www.oncotton.co.uk/peter/text/images/aeble_000.jpg

http://www.oncotton.co.uk/peter/text/images/aebledetalje.jpg

[MD]

Taken From: http://rhostudio.squarespace.com/my-blog/2006/12/22/foiled.html
So here's the background: a fellow designer left for vacation this past week. He intends to return the Tuesday after Christmas. What he doesn't even know yet is that my boss, fellow designer and myself used over 500 square feet of tin foil and wrapped up EVERYTHING in his cube!

$25 of tin foil and only 1.5 days of time ... not to shabby if I may say so myself. You can view all the pictures here:


http://farm1.static.flickr.com/149/329474685_97120435a6.jpg

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/125/329493272_a36ce0b502.jpg

[MD]

The Devil Is In Your Chimney!
Is Santa Claus, Satan? (A Special Report Concerning the Origin of Santa Claus)

Freehold, Iowa - Satan's evil plan has created jobs for hundreds of thousands of old lecherous pedophiles throughout this Godly country every December. These filthy homeless hobos just lay on their urine-stained cardboard beds 11 months out of the year, dreaming of Christmas when they can drunkenly traipse into the warmth of departments stores and have innocent little Christian children sit on their vermin-infested laps. Unwary parents happily snap pictures while Satan's obesely wheezing drunks ask their children whether they've been "bad" and whisper lewd suggestions in their angelic little ears with their filthy booze-breath and cigarette-discolored lips. How many unsuspecting tots have suffered a quick grope before Satan's little helper moves on to the next hopeful child in line?

People think that Halloween is the time of year that Satan dresses up, but this is just flat-out wrong. See? The Devil will always try to fool you! Halloween is when Satan delights in watching humans dress in ways that will ensure them entry into the Devil's realm. But it is Christmas time that the Devil saves for himself! It is then when he puts on his most devious costume! And it takes no Sherlock Holmes to see that the Devil's annual disguise is none other than Santa! He even wears his favorite color -- demon red. Even his last name, "Claus," is Olde English for "hoof-claws." Lucifer may be the wiliest of all the deceitful demons that ever drew breath of fire in Hell, but he was pretty sloppy when he decided to try to spoil our Savior's birthday with this disguise. His big devil ego got the better of him when he decided to name his Christmas Anti-Christ after himself. He just moved around the letters in the name, "Satan," into a sonogram and got "Santa." Well, this is to put Prince of Darkness on notice: We are on to you Satan! And we unmask you and heartily rebuke you! Get thee hence from our Christ's birthday party!

Satan once was God's favorite angel. But he tried a heavenly coup and God should have by all rights killed him right then and there. But God, being all that is good, gave him his very own place to rule and called it Hell. And even though God gave Satan free reign to tempt as many people as he wanted (even Christ Himself!) and lots of fabulous stuff to tempt them with (like eternal youth and Lincoln Continentals), Satan was still not satisfied. It made him jealous that Americans have made Christmas the most important retail event of the year, far overshadowing Satan's own holiday, Halloween. So Satan has tried to undermine Christmas by making Santa even more popular than Jesus!

You don't think so? Even the law of the land forbids a baby Jesus in the town square, but who is there instead? You guessed it! Santa! Every time a so-called Christian child asks Santa for something, he is praying to Satan. With each request fulfilled, parents are unwittingly making a pact with the Devil. They may as well be writing in blood, "Satan please distract our children from Jesus with all these shiny toys!" But you know what? When your little boys and girls have grown up and no longer believe that Santa is real, they will find out just how real Satan is when he comes to collect their souls in exchange for all those presents! And God will turn a deaf ear to their pathetic wails of desperation. God will say, "You were more interested in that fat demon who was giving you presents than my Son who was giving you salvation, so you can all rot in Hell for all I care."

So talk to your children before it is too late! Tell them that Santa is no kindly old man; he is an evil demon. And next time your family sees some propped up gin-soaked vagrant in a Mall wearing a red suit with white furry cuffs, set a good example and witness for the other deluded people waiting in line. Loudly, rebuke him! Announce to all the children in the store "Not only is Santa a lie, he will ravage you sexually, drink your blood and drag your palpating carcasses down to Hell with him!" It is only through setting a good example that we can put the Christ back in Christmas.

http://www.landoverbaptist.org/news1299/santypic.gif

Stolen From: http://www.landoverbaptist.org/news1299/santy.html

[Ned]

I love that picture caption, MD. :D

[Red Kittie Kat]

Great stuff MD :D

[MD]

I know it's not Friday just yet but I could not sit on this till the end of the week.
Uncensored SNL Digital Short - Lyrics are kinda NSFW (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1dmVU08zVpA)

[Red Kittie Kat]

omg .... that is too funny :D

and yes NSFW for those at work :D

But ya gotta see it when you get home ;)

[urstwile]

He just moved around the letters in the name, "Satan," into a sonogram and got "Santa."

http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/happy/happy0188.gif

[Mynock]

Wedding Thriller Dance (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OPmYbP0F4Zw&eurl=)

[Red Kittie Kat]

that was cute :D

[MD]

www.kingdomofloathing.com
I was in the bar last week talking to a couple regulars about a free wacky online RPG. Chock full of obscure references, fantastic artwork and nerdy subcultures - a perfect fit for you bored GDF-ers.

Choose from one of six intoxicating character classes, including:
http://images.kingdomofloathing.com/otherimages/sealclubber.gif
The Seal Clubber
Seal Clubbers hail from the frigid Northlands, because one character class always hails from the frigid Northlands. They rely on their Muscle to survive.

The Accordion Thief
The scourge of mariachis and polka bands, the Accordion Thieves have plied their malign craft since time out of mind. Their Moxie serves them well in both their adventures and their interactions with "the ladies."

Places to go, People to see
The Kingdom is broad and deep. Visit such picturesque zones as:
http://images.kingdomofloathing.com/otherimages/loc3.gif

Danger!
The Kingdom contains scores of terrifying monsters. Among them are:

The ferocious Sabre-Toothed Lime!
http://images.kingdomofloathing.com/adventureimages/lime.gif
The menacing Booze Giant!
And hordes of fierce Ninja Snowmen!


Fat Loot!
Hundreds of usable and equippable items fill the dungeons and wildernesses of the Kingdom, including:

http://images.kingdomofloathing.com/itemimages/cords.gif
This is a pair of filthy corduroys. They're filthy because they came from the wardrobe of a filthy, filthy hippy.

Meatloaf Helmet
This is a helmet made out of meatloaf. You feel like a Bat out of Hell when you wear it. You would do anything for this helmet (but you won't do that.)


Anyways the game is web based • the currency is meat • limited to 40 turns per day (more can be gained by drinking booze and eating food) PM me if you get into the game and i will PM you some clan info and items.

[MD]

Here is a pretty good time waster as well - flash game
BLOONS!
http://www.ninjakiwi.com/bloons.html

[Virgo Nightingale]

http://www.orisinal.com

Great collection of flash games. A little bit kiddie, but some can be quite addictive. They're all done by the same guy, Ferry Halim.

[Broacher]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s-DqZ8jAmv0

Then, (if you're a Windows person) install their demo found at: http://labs.live.com/photosynth/installing.htm

Un-freakin' believable. I could spend the day just touring that one artist studio's details. (80 megapixel frames?).

I ran the demo on Firefox with no significant problems-- except it just about sucks every processor tick you can spare at it!

Amazing. Amazing. Amazing.

Yep. Microsoft technology.

Scary. Scary. Scary.

[budafist]

I'm only just discovered Geekologie (http://www.geekologie.com/). It's coo.

[Red Kittie Kat]

I love how at the end of that they say "congrads" you're a "genuis"


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v54/RedKittieKat/smilies/rofl3.gif

[Tea]

Okay...I came here three hours ago and got stuck on the Bloons site ever since. Thanks MD. (@#$@$@#$#@$)

[CkretAjint]

Okay...I came here three hours ago and got stuck on the Bloons site ever since. Thanks MD. (@#$@$@#$#@$)


AMEN!!!! :D :D :D :D

[mac.FINN]

Okay...I came here three hours ago and got stuck on the Bloons site ever since. Thanks MD. (@#$@$@#$#@$)

I would suggest you stay away from this one then
Momentum Missle Mayhem (http://www.gamesforwork.com/games/play-5519-Momentum_Missle_Mayhem-Flash_Game.html)

I think I lost a day or two...It's still Wednesday right?

[Red Kittie Kat]

Ok that is way to addicting :eek:

[urstwile]

http://www.orisinal.com

Great collection of flash games. A little bit kiddie, but some can be quite addictive. They're all done by the same guy, Ferry Halim.
I found this stuff oddly mesmerizing. :)

[budafist]

I'm a fan of orisinal too. Bum Bum Koala is one of my faves :)

[Mynock]

Vector TD
http://www.candystand.com/play.do?id=18047

Hacked Vector TD
http://www.gorillashack.com/vector.html

Vector TDx
http://www.candystand.com/play.do?id=18242

[D-Frag]

this is like one of the best little RPG games i have played. i stayed up till all hours playing it one night...good stuff.

http://www.kongregate.com/games/garin/monsters-den

[MD]

Hey sports fans - check out this site centsports.com (http://www.centsports.com/?opcode=67397) Its a FREE sports betting site. They give you a dime to start out and you bet on sporting events - point spreads, Straight Win, or Over/under on total points.

If you can take that dime to $10 you can cash out and restart at a dime. All the payouts and starting money is provided by advertisers - This is not a gambling site because you cannot add your own money. The highest balance was almost $450 and the top cash out was $300.

You can check out and talk shit about your friends bets. Its a ton of fun and with the NCAA, MLB, NBA and NHL running there are tons of games to bet on.

[Exodus]

Bump!

[MD]

http://www.urban-rivals.com/

Urban Rivals is a free multiplayer game with more than 300 characters to discover, collect and level up by fighting live against players from all over the world!

[Exodus]

The real urban rivals are right in the neighborhood I work in...

[MD]

50 best pun stores http://www.bestweekever.tv/bwe/images/2008/06/PANE%20IN%20GLASS.jpg

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[MD]

http://agradevaduta.files.wordpress.com/2007/04/atheism11.gif

[MD]

Why you shouldn't throw paperclips at your coworkers.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NWkDQ3pgfXE&eurl=http://wallout.com/

[MD]

Time Traveling game where you interact with yourself. Good time waster.

http://www.kongregate.com/games/Scarybug/chronotron

[Mynock]

I beat game MD the last level is pretty tough.

[MD]

I may have posted it before

I cleared it too. Its a really great web game - I had to cheat a bit on one of the last levels.

[Red Kittie Kat]

lol I just suck at games :p

[urstwile]

http://agradevaduta.files.wordpress.com/2007/04/atheism11.gif
I dressed as Too Much Coffee Woman one year for Halloween. :D

Good share, MD.