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Drorain
08-02-2006, 06:51 PM
I want to call the pres of the company Captain Barbosa or Davey Jones...He'd look great as a pirate. I swear he's got the head tilt, the right flex of the eyebrows and he can be really loud.
Yup...thats what I'm thinking about today
my president as a pirate.
ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!
Drorain
08-02-2006, 06:55 PM
anddddd another thing...
In the argument of Ninjas vs Pirates
I wish to submit a new contender
Cowboys.
yup
Cowboys
cmont
08-02-2006, 07:09 PM
Cowboys? ARE YOU MAD!?!
Cowboys stand no chance against Pirates or Ninjas! How preposterus!
:D
Satchel
08-02-2006, 07:26 PM
Cowboys are pretty tough... and they got ropes and stuff!
rickself
08-02-2006, 07:26 PM
I don't know. I crack up when I see a pirate say "ARRRRR".
I'd REALLY crack if a Ninja said "ARRRRRRRR".
But a Cowboy, saying "ARRRRRR"!
Now THAT'S scary!! :eek:
rickself
08-02-2006, 07:27 PM
Cowboys are pretty tough... and they got ropes and stuff!LOL!
TheBluePanda
08-02-2006, 07:39 PM
http://spider.georgetowncollege.edu/georgetonian/022504/pics/woody.jpg
PersonasBinar
08-02-2006, 08:17 PM
Cowboys are useless without ammo or boots.
cmont
08-02-2006, 08:23 PM
Pirates have movies like Pirates of the Carribean.
Ninja's have movies like anything done by Bruce Lee.
Cowboys... brokeback mountain, and a couple of John Wayne movies.
Need I say more?
Danger_Mouse
08-02-2006, 08:24 PM
Cowboys make love with their boots on.......er....so I hear.
Drorain
08-02-2006, 08:37 PM
15 Men on a dead mans chest...yo ho ho and a bottle of RUM
reuber1
08-02-2006, 08:38 PM
Pirates eat rocks and shit gunpowder.
Cowboys eat wussburgers.
rickself
08-02-2006, 08:41 PM
wussburger?
http://www.graphicdesignforum.com/forum/image.php?u=2494&dateline=1154529060 (http://www.graphicdesignforum.com/forum/member.php?u=2494)
c'mon, cowboys punch horses and get orangutans drunk!
How cool is that?
Red Kittie Kat
08-02-2006, 09:04 PM
I think I'd go with a pirate...... as long as they looked like Johnny Depp :D
Mynock
08-02-2006, 09:15 PM
Pirates vs. Ninjas vs. Chuck Norris
That's more of a challenge.
reuber1
08-02-2006, 09:17 PM
Chuck Norris is a hybrid Pirate/Ninja/Lumberjack. Lumberjack's are manlier than manly.
Mynock
08-02-2006, 09:18 PM
I suppose it make it challenging for Chuck it would have to be Pirates and Ninjas vs. Chuck
Drorain
08-02-2006, 09:20 PM
no heres the thing...Chuck norris is a ninja cowboy...HAAHHAHAAHAAHA
rickself
08-02-2006, 09:22 PM
no heres the thing...Chuck norris is a ninja cowboy...HAAHHAHAAHAAHA...who drinks rum
reuber1
08-02-2006, 09:28 PM
He's acting as a cowboy though. In real life he'd pass as a pirate/ninja/lumberjack.
Ghastly
08-02-2006, 09:57 PM
Ah but you're all forgetting one very important fact:
cowboys have them can opener things on their boots...and so if a ninja a pirate and a cowboy were stranded in the desert....the cowboy would be able to open all the cans of soup he finds strewn about the sands and have more strength to be fearsome than the ninja or pirate...so the choice is obvious... cowboys > ninjas or pirates
reuber1
08-02-2006, 09:59 PM
A ninja or pirate would just use their bare hands. The manly way.
rickself
08-02-2006, 09:59 PM
except it would be cans of Spam, and the cowboy's the only one tough enuf to eat the clear goopy stuff that slurps out with the Spam!
Ghastly
08-02-2006, 10:19 PM
Also...all pirates have one leg so they'ed be buggered if their lives depended on being able to kick a door down...and ninjas? they have them funny shaped boots with two toes...not optimised for kicking doors down either...but a cowboy can get his horse to do it for him!...and in cowboy territory all doors are them saloon doors so if he lost his horse he could crawl under it
reuber1
08-03-2006, 12:22 AM
Pirates are known for terror at the high seas, and raid and pillage.
Ninjas are stealthy assassins.
Cowboys herd cattle.
Neuro
08-03-2006, 12:27 AM
I have to go with ninjas. Come on they got those smoke screen things they through down and puff they are gone. How cool is that?!
urstwile
08-03-2006, 01:15 AM
Only cowboys have TV series dedicated to them (at least in the U.S.). I don't recall ninja or pirate TV shows, so therefore I think cowboys win.
reuber1
08-03-2006, 01:19 AM
Pirates and Ninjas have movies. Pirates of the Caribeaan, and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, for example. Pirates and Ninjas win. Cowboys do too, but crappy ones like Brokeback Mountain or the Cowboy Way or Maverick.
Oh, and there are no cowboy web sites as awesome as this:
http://www.realultimatepower.net/
urstwile
08-03-2006, 01:33 AM
Cowboys SO don't win. So there. :p :D :D
Samakimoto Graphics
08-03-2006, 06:03 AM
Samurais, Samurais, Samurais: They look sexier than Johny in eye make-up!
urstwile
08-03-2006, 06:14 AM
Samurais rock.