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All you, Pissed at the lack of strippers at funerals, Bored by TV, Emmy watching, Meat cloning, Loving Bruce Campbell, Lookin for Kool, Back from Tanzania, Flag discussing, Nice, Wishing you could kick the crap out of that guy who threatened Rickselfs daughter, Helping Ana, Graphic Designers!!!
Have a great holiday weekend!!! http://home.comcast.net/~rnick9/eatdrink042.gif
For all of you Non Americans who have to work Monday, tough noogies. http://home.comcast.net/~rnick9/koolsmiley.gif
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I've got a good piece of steak here, Kittie. I'll clone it for you.
I know! I never used clip art; until my time machine broke on the same day my money tree burst into flames.
wow... sounds cool that wedding!
i wish i'd have thought of the beans and alarm clock for my brothers wedding!!!
instead i got extra drunk and just fell asleep
Welcome back anyway!
lmaooo Rick ... but donghai .. is always better than donglow
I for one am thankful that my family emmigrated from that communist country so many decades ago!
Fortunately, I live in a democratic society now, and I WILL NOT HAVE MY DEATH DISHONORED, by not having strippers at my funeral!!
>>maybe you could all help me with a dissertation topic and how to get started<<
"Jockeys, Briefs, or Thongs: the Naked Truth About the Changing Underworld of Graphic Design"
Gee, it practically writes itself.
Here in northern New Jersey, you can't throw a rock without hitting a pizza place or Italian restaurant, and when the rock bounces off of the wall, it will probably hit a second pizza place before hitting the ground.
PCs are better than macs
Tom Cruize is the greatest person ever
Pink is the new Orange
roobs wears women's underwear
McDonalds is actually good for you
and Dick Cheney is the devil.
<* goes back to bed *>
More than 2 drinks a day makes you a heavy drinker? I suppose maybe if you drink them really fast.
Ding Ding Ding...Kittie hits 2000 talking about strippers!
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pfffffttttttttt, Jamaica. Milwaukee is the place to be this time of year. How about this I (out of the kindness of my heart) take those tickets off your hands and YOU can take your vacation in Milwaukee. You can borrow my apartment and take in the winter beauty that is Wisconsin. You said you have been there 12 times - Like you really need to see the same ol' beach, sand, beautiful women in bikini stuff.
2 words....Beer and Cheese.
You don't have to look for a good man, DZ... just look for a good pancake.
Then again they say sex is like the card game Bridge. If you have a good hand, you don't need a partner. Woowoo!
"we're all gonna be 80 and ugly..." Paris, you're like 22 and you're ugly...starving kids in Ethiopia look like they eat more food than you.
I'd rather be caught bangin' a sixty year old like an army drum than that idiot. I've seen better than Paris, even in the toilet after a #2.
morea
09-01-2006, 02:11 PM
w00t! Happy Friday everybody! Tough noogies? lol
I love you, Kool. :D
reuber1
09-01-2006, 02:15 PM
Hilarious quotes, I barely remember that one of mine, but it still holds true today. Whatever happened to ylaenna? One of those ones that kind of disappeared, like Buckaroob and Subdriver's Wife and etc.
I'm still pissed at the lack of stippers at funerals.
The_Black_Knight
09-01-2006, 02:16 PM
Yay Friday!
I missed Jackimalyn's quote about clip art the first time around. That's a good one.
Logo-Mechanix
09-01-2006, 02:19 PM
Great quotes of the week Kool, happy friday all and have a great looooong weekend. The kids are getting christened on Sunday so it will be a special weekened for my wife and I.
rickself
09-01-2006, 02:20 PM
Tough noogies! I've got 4 days off!
Hey Kool, it was a great week for quotes! And a lot of tacos went out this week.
Happy Friday all. Have a safe "official end of summer weekend" and stay dry whichever storm is blowing your way!
"goo goo goo joob goo goo goo joob
Goo goo goo joob goo goo goo joob
Goo gooooooooooo jooba jooba jooba jooba jooba jooba
Jooba jooba
Jooba jooba
Jooba jooba"
mac.FINN
09-01-2006, 02:20 PM
I'm a non American and I'm not working Monday! So tough noogies to you too! So to all you non-NorthAmericans working Monday. tough noogies!
Happy Friday all!
reuber1
09-01-2006, 02:21 PM
Oh, and just a reminder of what happens in 19 more days, quite possibly the greatest day evar.
Danger_Mouse
09-01-2006, 02:22 PM
For all of you Non Americans who have to work Monday, tough noogies. http://home.comcast.net/%7Ernick9/koolsmiley.gif
We have labor day in Canada too! I am going on a back country canoe trip up North. Can't freakin' wait.
Have a great weekend everyone!
Oh, and just a reminder of what happens in 19 more days, quite possibly the greatest day evar.
Dare I ask?
The_Black_Knight
09-01-2006, 02:22 PM
Oh yeah? Well, I'm not working Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, or Thursday! So there!
But, I'm a contractor, so I'm not getting paid for those days, either. Can anyone loan me some money so I can buy lunch next week?
Drorain
09-01-2006, 02:23 PM
happy friday all, gonna be a washout this weekend, getting the remnants of ernesto
morea
09-01-2006, 02:25 PM
lmao! Presactly, reuber. Yarr!
some of our new members are in for a surprise. :D
Silence04
09-01-2006, 02:25 PM
lol... good quotes this week!
since i'm sure a lot of us are considered "Heavy Drinkers," we should come up with a Drink of the Weekend and add it to the Friday Posts... I vote for SPACE PU**Y!
have a great extra long weekend everybody!
The_Black_Knight
09-01-2006, 02:26 PM
happy friday all, gonna be a washout this weekend, getting the remnants of ernestoSunday's not supposed to be too bad (here in NJ, at least), since the storm should be cleared out by then.
morea
09-01-2006, 02:33 PM
dude, you ruined the surprise!
reuber1
09-01-2006, 02:35 PM
What suprise? :p
Post deleted. :D
rickself
09-01-2006, 02:35 PM
ARRR Ya gonna wear a patch that day roobs (on yer EYE EYE)?
reuber1
09-01-2006, 02:38 PM
Nah, I'll probably just have a birthday cake made of a pirate ship instead. ;)
reuber1
09-01-2006, 02:41 PM
Ooh, I just realized this is going to be my first labor day off in 6 frackin' years. Hip hip and hooray!
captain spanky
09-01-2006, 02:47 PM
ahhh you see, us over here in the yoooo-kay had last monday off.
i dug a hole and went to sleep.
TheBluePanda
09-01-2006, 02:51 PM
Damn, what a day thus far. I decided to come in an hour early (8am). And since I was the only designer who was there, I was stuck with an emergency deadline situation in which I had to fix a bunch of Flash movies in an hour. It was pretty chaotic. Oh well, its Friday and I'm ready for a sweet 3 day weekend! :D
Red Kittie Kat
09-01-2006, 02:55 PM
Happy Friday and 3 day weekend Everyone!!! :D
Great Quotes Kool!! Gave me a good hearty laugh this morning! ;)
morea
09-01-2006, 03:01 PM
lol, reuber. It's all good. :D
reuber1
09-01-2006, 03:18 PM
Guy who legally changed his name to Optimus Prime.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Optimus_Prime_%28person%29
morea
09-01-2006, 03:27 PM
uh... I wonder what his girlfriend thinks about that.
lol
The_Black_Knight
09-01-2006, 03:29 PM
uh... I wonder what his girlfriend thinks about that.
lolNo need to wonder. Nobody who changes their name to Optimus Prime would have a girlfriend to begin with.
Red Kittie Kat
09-01-2006, 03:30 PM
lmaoooo BK!! I think you might be on to something there :D
reuber1
09-01-2006, 03:31 PM
No need to wonder. Nobody who changes their name to Optimus Prime would have a girlfriend to begin with.Evidently he does, and he has four kids. Vanessa must have been pretty desperate, methinks.
I'm classic! :D
I just love 3 day weekends! Gotta put new brakes on my car this weekend ... I have been hearing this nasty grinding sound for the last couple days. I just hope my rotors are not trashed ...
Happy Friday All!
TheBluePanda
09-01-2006, 03:31 PM
I hope he doesnt run into Mega Tron
Logo-Mechanix
09-01-2006, 03:32 PM
I'm classic! :D
I just love 3 day weekends! Gotta put new brakes on my car this weekend ... I have been hearing this nasty grinding sound for the last couple days. I just hope my rotors are not trashed ...
Happy Friday All!
Dude, just turn up the radio, problem fixed.:D
Navian
09-01-2006, 03:33 PM
I can just see it.
In the news: people where sited for assault, as they where caught hitting Optimus, because they said he wouldn't transform, they'll just kept punch him, while shouting: "Optimus! Transform! Transform damn you! TRANSFORM!" Some of the people where caught just tweaking his arm in a very submissive way, almost at the point of breaking.
The_Black_Knight
09-01-2006, 03:35 PM
Evidently he does, and he has four kids. Vanessa must have been pretty desperate, methinks.Yikes. Yes, desperate would be a good word for it. The fact that this guy has already reproduced is simply frightening.
TheBluePanda
09-01-2006, 03:36 PM
http://www.gwjokes.com/pictures/optimus-prime.jpg
keith1
09-01-2006, 03:38 PM
Hey, why don't my quotes ever make the list?
reuber1
09-01-2006, 03:39 PM
Cause you gotta post more than one day every three months, keef!
Jackimalyn
09-01-2006, 03:46 PM
Happy friday!! yay. Man. I already forgot about my money tree tragedy. Of all the things that could spontaneously combust, I was pretty unlucky that it was my money tree.
morea
09-01-2006, 03:48 PM
lmao @ keith. Get posting, ya knob!
Exodus
09-01-2006, 03:48 PM
Happy Friday! I'm procrastinating from doing a lot of work to get some GDF time in. I always seem to get ambushed with a plethora of work every friday. What gives?
G-Man79
09-01-2006, 04:06 PM
Work had definitely gotten in the way of my quality GDF time.
I hope no patrons have left here without having their thirst quenched. Perhaps we should put an ad in the window for a part-time bar keep.
Logo-Mechanix
09-01-2006, 04:09 PM
Yeah I'm quiting so I can post more.
Red Kittie Kat
09-01-2006, 04:10 PM
Part-time? I think we need a full-timer :D :p
Satchel
09-01-2006, 04:26 PM
Good quotes... I missed most of them this week, busy at work. The re-organization is killing me! Anyways, no long weekend for me - just another weekend where I drink too much and take scandalous pictures of people - fun fun!
morea
09-01-2006, 04:28 PM
woo hoo! We'll be checking the photography section on tuesday. ;)
Happy friday everyone. Thanks for the quotes Kool.
And to you, mister client man, who is still not satisfied after 36 bazillion rounds of revisions, no, I am not working on a holiday weekend this time, so you can stick it.http://www.freesmileys.org/emo/taunt010.gif (http://www.freesmileys.org)
Red Kittie Kat
09-01-2006, 05:13 PM
lol good for you EC!!! :D
Jackimalyn
09-01-2006, 05:19 PM
yay EC!!
Dude, just turn up the radio, problem fixed.:D
I cranked up the Avenged Sevenfold (great CD by the way) on the way to work today ... I was still cringing every time i pressed the brakes.
lol good for you EC!!! :D
yay EC!!
:D
Mynock
09-01-2006, 05:46 PM
Hey, why don't my quotes ever make the list?We're part of the old members now keef, our posts end up in classic QOTW instead of the regular QOTW
Navian
09-01-2006, 06:00 PM
http://www.luclin.info/forum/images/smiles/drummer.gif
Thank Todd Rundgren and Tony Levin for this song, that I prepose as the official friday song:
Bang the Drum All Day
I don't want to work
I want to bang on the drum all day
I don't want to play
I just want to bang on the drum all day
Listen to this
Every day when I get home from work
I feel so frustrated
The boss is a jerk
And I get my sticks and go out to the shed
And I pound on that drum like it was the boss's head
Because I can bang that drum
Hey, you wanna take a bang at it?
I can do this all day.
Neballer
09-01-2006, 06:26 PM
Happy Fry - day all you GDFers. Excellent quotes Kool - as always.
I hope everyone drinks carefully this weekend, so use a koozie or one of those helmets if it gets to the point where you can't hold on anymore. :D
mac.FINN
09-01-2006, 06:26 PM
There was a radio station here that used to play that song over and over and over again. Especially on Fridays. It's damn annoying... but suitable.
Navian
09-01-2006, 06:51 PM
Well I'm out'a here. (half day fridays are nice). I'll be on later.
Mynock
09-01-2006, 06:54 PM
I love Fridays and I love QOTW!
reuber1
09-01-2006, 08:53 PM
Everybody go home?
Satchel
09-01-2006, 08:55 PM
not quite yet... but soon (I hope)
Exodus
09-01-2006, 09:07 PM
Still slavin'
Mynock
09-01-2006, 09:08 PM
One hour left!
Exodus
09-01-2006, 09:09 PM
Our company deals with a lot of stuff from the west coast. So... I get slapped with a weird split shift to accomidate.
Jackimalyn
09-01-2006, 09:11 PM
2 hours.....
reuber1
09-01-2006, 09:13 PM
Forums got a little quiet, just wonderin'. Dos horas myself, then I workout afterwards, get some food for tonight, and I'm probably going to sleep for as long as possible.
mac.FINN
09-01-2006, 09:17 PM
40 minutes left... maybe I'll split early. Nothing to do anyway.
TheBluePanda
09-01-2006, 09:19 PM
I just spent like an hour chatting with a co-worker. I really don't have the ambition to start my new project on a Friday evening.
Jackimalyn
09-01-2006, 09:27 PM
ah... graphic design...
reuber1
09-02-2006, 01:22 AM
Thank farking god.
urstwile
09-02-2006, 02:18 AM
Happy Friday all! Couldn't get on here much earlier today, it was really busy AND I was trying to get out early, so not much GDF playtime for me until now.
Great quotes Kool! That one by Jackimalyn is awesome, I remember reading it and chuckling out loud. :D