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Red Kittie Kat
09-02-2006, 05:30 AM
....... And just when you thought things couldn't get more wierd.......

What the hell is wrong with this guy? :rolleyes:


We may not know what Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes' daughter looks like on the outside, but her insides are about to become a little less mysterious.

Turning "fine art" into what may be the most subjective term in the world, a bronze sculpture entitled Suri's Bronzed Baby Poop, inspired by the TomKitten spawn's first solid meal and the fecal matter that presumably followed, will go on display Wednesday.



Full Story (http://www.eonline.com/News/Items/0,1,19888,00.html)

Exodus
09-02-2006, 05:36 AM
WTF??!! :confused: These people need to be stopped!

Red Kittie Kat
09-02-2006, 05:52 AM
Isn't that just incredible?? I mean I love babies right to death and most everything they do is precious........ but saving their poop?? I just find it disturbing ........ not to mention just sooooooo gross http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v54/RedKittieKat/smilies/bad.gif

EC
09-02-2006, 06:01 AM
See, Suri's poop was supposed to star in Mission Impossible 4 followed by one of her farts in a cameo in next summer's box office smash First Daughter 2 ... but Tom and Katie are very competitive and hey man, you gotta do what you gotta do in hollywood people.

max_nhk
09-02-2006, 06:30 AM
Poor child. I can't imagine telling your friends that your first 'piece of shit' was on exhibition before.

Red Kittie Kat
09-02-2006, 07:41 PM
lmaoooooo EC!!! God they are weirdos!!

balou
09-03-2006, 02:44 AM
Dear Tom,

Please hire a PR rep. What you are doing on your own is obviously not working.

Sincerely,
balou, a former admirer

Red Kittie Kat
09-03-2006, 03:18 AM
balou!! Hiya darlin ...... missed ya :)

urstwile
09-03-2006, 04:01 AM
Yuck. That's just frickin' weird.

By the way, I'm not sure which is weirder, that no one has seen the baby, or the fact that anyone still cares.

JPnyc
09-03-2006, 04:23 AM
This is what happens when fame robs you of all perspective.

Red Kittie Kat
09-03-2006, 04:24 AM
I almost think he is doing this to drum up publicity .... I mean who in their right mind would act like this ..... unless he really has gone round the bend? :confused:

EC
09-03-2006, 04:29 AM
Yuck. That's just frickin' weird.

By the way, I'm not sure which is weirder, that no one has seen the baby, or the fact that anyone still cares.

Did anybody ever really care? I really don't even care to see baby photos from my best friend. She told me she had some shots from the hospital to send me and I said "nah, wait a couple months, they all look exactly the same to me right out of the womb." LOL Am I right? Who REALLY cares to see a baby picture that is not your own or your grandkid, niece, etc.THIS MUCH????????????

I know that magazines sell really well when they have photos of new babies, but I can't imagine people pining to see the shots. I think it's mostly the media and the magazines that are really making a story out of a non-story.

And it BUGS as much as they all do. lol

JPnyc
09-03-2006, 04:29 AM
It's the distorted sense of self importance that being a film idol can create in people.

EC
09-03-2006, 04:29 AM
I almost think he is doing this to drum up publicity .... I mean who in their right mind would act like this ..... unless he really has gone round the bend? :confused:

It's partly the scientology thing I think. The other part, I think he's just naturally a huge DORK that was born in a really hot bod.

JPnyc
09-03-2006, 04:44 AM
He's shorter than my temper, though.

maxx
09-03-2006, 04:49 AM
I wouldn't read too much into this......



....maybe he just really, really likes poo......:confused:


:D :D

Red Kittie Kat
09-03-2006, 04:54 AM
lmaooooooo Maxx! http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v54/RedKittieKat/smilies/rofl1.gif


I think there is a word for that :D

Red Kittie Kat
09-03-2006, 04:56 AM
EC I know what you mean ...... now of course all my niece were the most beautiful babies I had ever seen ;)

..... but to see Urma and Bill Smith's new bundle ..... well usually in the back of my head is .... ughhh..... ummm..... oooh ...... what a wrinkled little creature :p .... But of course one must always say ..... they are beautiful :D

JPnyc
09-03-2006, 05:00 AM
Who the hell are Urma and Bill?

Red Kittie Kat
09-03-2006, 05:01 AM
a random name ..... meaning a random baby :p


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v54/RedKittieKat/smilies/rofl3.gif

JPnyc
09-03-2006, 05:02 AM
Thank god. With a mom named Urma you KNOW it was gonna be more visual pollution.

Red Kittie Kat
09-03-2006, 05:03 AM
lmaoooooo ...... you are so bad :D

cornfed
09-03-2006, 05:09 AM
Well, I think we should sue for false advertisement. The first poo is called meconium and it leaves the baby shortly after birth. It's also sterile. This is not her first poo under that bronze. But, I really could give a crap about this story. I just felt like being pedantic.

Meconium

From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

Meconium is the first stool (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Feces) of an infant (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Infant), composed of materials ingested during the time the infant spends in the uterus (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Uterus): intestinal epithelial cells (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Epithelial_cells), lanugo (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lanugo), mucus (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mucus), amniotic fluid (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Amniotic_fluid), bile (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bile), and water. Meconium is sterile, unlike later feces, is viscous and sticky like tar, and has no odor.

Red Kittie Kat
09-03-2006, 05:12 AM
ewwwwwwww lmaooooo ...... thanks for that clarification CF!! http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v54/RedKittieKat/smilies/lol_28.gif

cornfed
09-03-2006, 05:14 AM
Thank god. With a mom named Urma you KNOW it was gonna be more visual pollution.

My Aunt Urma, as well as my Aunt Maud and Aunt Bertha, all produced wonderful looking children. Their brother Cosmos also produced handsome children, one of which was my father!! ;) They just didn't get grandkids named after them! Except for my brother who got Cosmos Sean!

Red Kittie Kat
09-03-2006, 05:23 AM
lmao CF ;) I had a lot of old fashioned names in my family too.

Esther, Edith, Evelyn, Ruth, Ada, Olga, Nils, Nelson, Marion (a man), Henry, and Emil.

There are more but my brain is fried this time of night :D

maxx
09-03-2006, 05:23 AM
http://www.omnimaxx.com/graphics/tomc.jpg

Red Kittie Kat
09-03-2006, 05:24 AM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v54/RedKittieKat/smilies/surprisesmile.gif


hahaha ...... good one Maxx :D

cornfed
09-03-2006, 05:33 AM
Yeah, we have a bunch of other ones too.
Doris, Albertine (my greatgrandm), Geneveive (my mom), Harriet, Vertis, Cleathern, Leabri, we have a Marion too - I hate him.

EC
09-03-2006, 06:17 AM
http://www.omnimaxx.com/graphics/tomc.jpg

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