Friday!

[Kool]

All you, Not going to a bikini babe photoshoot, Egotistical, Getting Married, Jamming live on the radio, Into Tom, Ann Coulter torturing, Seal generating, Mourning the Croc Hunter, Bonsai killing, Paris hating, Hair stylin, Wondering if anybody lives in Dearborn, Debating the pros & cons of Necrophilia, Baby discussing, Graphic Designers!!!

Have a great weekend!!! http://home.comcast.net/~rnick9/eatdrink042.gif



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I'd do it. Makes perfect sense.

The only thing you have to worry about is people stealing your head and using it in inappropriate ways. Though that may not be bad, just think about it, you'd be famous on the internet. You could rule the interweb from the inside!

Congrats Distruktor, just remember marriage is what you make of it. Just get nice and loaded tonight.

See, Suri's poop was supposed to star in Mission Impossible 4 followed by one of her farts in a cameo in next summer's box office smash First Daughter 2 ... but Tom and Katie are very competitive and hey man, you gotta do what you gotta do in hollywood people.

It's partly the scientology thing I think. The other part, I think he's just naturally a huge DORK that was born in a really hot bod.

I wouldn't read too much into this......

....maybe he just really, really likes poo......

EC was on a roll this week.
you know you would like it if I did some voodoo on ann coulter, come on now. can't you just see her on hannity and colmes? hahaha I can picture it in my head, her arms flailing around and her face twitching and maybe I'd make her do an irish jig or something.

I really like bonsais. I bought a bonsai just before last Christmas. It went brown almost straight away but I kept watering it hoping it would go green again. Since I was living in an apartment, I really didn't have any outside space for it, so I kept in under good light by a window.

I emailed a bonsai expert a few months ago about the leaves being brown and they said that if the leaves were brown then it was dead...I'd been watering a dead bonsai for the last 10 months!

Maybe you are better off with a plastic bonsai??

But...

Wouldn't being killed in a motorcycle accident mess you up pretty badly? Not that having sex with a non-mangled corpse would be any less sick, but...

Ick. Just ick.

Ick.

http://witze.net/funpics/bean_baby.jpg

That's hot.


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I'd surely rather get drive-by pissed than shot. Shooting trauma is no fun. While a proper golden shower administered by chiquita-gangstas driving a low-rider Chevy can be an important part of a lovely afternoon around the pool...

Personally I think it's more the Salmons attitude then his mood. He's like, if I am a premium salmon, how come they are feeding me to fricking dogs? I'm worthy of being fed to Newfies or West Coast folk! No offense to anyone on the west or east coast, its just as far as I know people out here in Alberta don't eat fish. Specially with all of these extra cows roaming around these days.


Thanks for being picky guys, if it weren't for you guys pointing these things out I'd be lost. Originally I was planning on just scanning one of those goldfish crackers and using that for my fish but the damn things kept getting crunched on the scanner bed.

What if a dog was holding that fish in his mouth? That way he'd have a reason to be sad. Other than the whole being ground up into dog food bit.

Just a thought.

[Mynock]

Hoooooooray!

[morea]

lmao! It's not every week that necrophilia makes it into the friday post... ha ha... <shudder> And BuckarooB in the classics - I miss him.

Nice work, as always Kool!

Happy Friday GDF!

[EC]

Thanks for the quotes Kool. LOL God I'm a dork. Happy Friday everyone. College football tomorrow yay! My boyfriend is an Ohio State fan and I have money on Texas. Should be fun. hehheh.

[reuber1]

Happy Friday everyone! Not much to say except I'm glad this week is over. Hip hip hoo-frickin' ray.

[Red Kittie Kat]

lmao! It's not every week that necrophilia makes it into the friday post... ha ha... <shudder>




..... and poop ..... don't forget poop :D

Awesome Quotes Kool!! Love it :D

Here's to another week under the belt gang!! http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v54/RedKittieKat/smilies/101.gif

[morea]

everybody stop by the luau, if you get a chance!

http://www.graphicdesignforum.com/forum/showthread.php?t=19924

[reuber1]

Actually, poop is common.

[The_Black_Knight]

Awesome quotes this week, Kool! Great Classics.

I really should start reading every thread on the board so that I can see more of them the first time around. Morea, hopefully necrophilia doesn't become a regular topic here, even though it got me into QOTW.

Happy Friday all!

[The_Black_Knight]

Actually, poop is common.Yeah, I make some almost every day. My cats make quite a bit of it, too.

[morea]

gunning for that taco, TBK?

[The_Black_Knight]

gunning for that taco, TBK?I just posted a brand new thread about that!

[Red Kittie Kat]

replied to it :D

[The_Black_Knight]

replied to it :DThanks, Red!

[TheBluePanda]

LoL. I think I may be the first person to get a QOTW without actually saying anything.

[morea]

I think you're right. LMAO

[Red Kittie Kat]

Whats the old saying...... a picture is worth 1000 words? :D

[morea]

for those of you who have been rooting for me... I just got the call.

And the job offer.

It's not perfect, but it's going to put food on the table! :)
Thanks for all the support, guys. I sure do appreciate it!

[The_Black_Knight]

for those of you who have been rooting for me... I just got the call.

And the job offer.

It's not perfect, but it's going to put food on the table! :)
Thanks for all the support, guys. I sure do appreciate it!Woozah morea!

Food is good. Being able to buy more is definitely a good thing.

[Mynock]

for those of you who have been rooting for me... I just got the call.

And the job offer.

It's not perfect, but it's going to put food on the table! :)
Thanks for all the support, guys. I sure do appreciate it!Details! In house, prepress? What?

[reuber1]

Sweetness. Congrats morea!!

[morea]

thanks guys.

In house or prepress? I wish.

It's a print shop, but I'm going to be doing sales. I might get to do some basic design or back up prepress with overflow work, at least for now.

The shop is an hour away, but I may be able to work my own area a few days a week, so that will help save on gas.

Like I said, it's not my "dream job", but they seem like good people, and at least it's still in the field of printing.

The boss is a great guy, he said that I can offer my graphic design services to customers who need them and handle that all on my own... he encourages his employees to have their own businesses, so at least it should be a good opportunity for networking.

[Red Kittie Kat]

Awesome!! Congratulations Mo!!! http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v54/RedKittieKat/smilies/bighug.gif


When do you start?

[TheBluePanda]

grats mo!!!

[morea]

I'll be starting Monday.

[mac.FINN]

YAY MO!

Nice quotes Kool! #1 this week woot me! Happy Friday everyone.

[morea]

lol, sales is sales... I had also applied to work overnights lifting big heavy boxes onto a truck from 430pm to 3am.

So this comes as quite the relief. :D

[Mynock]

Atleast you're a salesperson who know something about graphics and prepress, right?

[Red Kittie Kat]

That's pretty kewl Morea..... glad you didn't get the box job ;) That would have been no fun at all.

[morea]

Atleast you're a salesperson who know something about graphics and prepress, right?
and can offer those services on my own behalf, without having to give a cut to the printer or anything.

it's much nicer than a sharp stick in the eye, or another packet of ramen noodles.


That's pretty kewl Morea..... glad you didn't get the box job ;) That would have been no fun at all.

shoot, I was hurting just after doing the physical assessment for that. Not to mention, my ex works there, and that could make for some awkwardness.

[Drorain]

yo happy friday all, have a great weekend!

[reuber1]

4:30 pm to 3 a.m? Good lord, tell me that box job is only 4 days/week.

[Red Kittie Kat]

Oh yeah ..... I'm sure its a great feeling of relief right about now http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v54/RedKittieKat/smilies/1053598736.gif

[morea]

yes, it would have been Tuesday through Friday, and for your favorite previous employer, reuber.

[reuber1]

Ah, a DC (distribution center) I take it.

[morea]

it was indeed.

[reuber1]

Well, I have a couple of old friends who work at the one nearby here, and they say it's definitely a workout. One guy who was in reasonable shape still wound up losing like 30 pounds. But it get's tedious..FAST. Yeah, your'e not missing much. :D

[MD]

Happy Friday All!

Congrats Mo :D A printing salesperson that actually knows the trade .... what is this world coming to! We had a doozy last week - Some genius print broker wanted business cards - black ink in black paper. If you tilt the card so it hits the light just right ... you might be able to contact them.

[reuber1]

Some genius print broker wanted business cards - black ink in black paper. If you tilt the card so it hits the card just right ... you might be able to contact them.roflmao

[patkennedy78]

Some genius print broker wanted business cards - black ink in black paper. If you tilt the card so it hits the light just right ... you might be able to contact them.

Maybe if you put it under a black light. ;)

But congrats to you. I always find the best sales people actually care about their product, and just want you to like it as much as they do, they're boarder line product geek. Those are the people I love to talk to. The sale is just like a bonus for them working. On the otherhand is the schmoozeballs. Slick hair, pressed shirt, too much cologne, all image, can't get them back into thier Miatas fast enough.

Oh, so what I was saying is being genuine works.

[MD]

The thermography really helps out, it give the ink a little bit of a shine ... in low light conditions you can always run your fingers over the card and try to read the letters like braille.

[danedawg99]

happy Friday, everyone!!

[Exodus]

Happy Friday All! Congrats EC on all the quotes! Big congrats to you Morea for finally getting a job! A sales person that knows how all the other stuff works! Wow, I wish we had some. I'm tired of these people promising customers all kinds of ridiculous crap.

[balou]

Happy Friday everyone! What's up for the weekend? Tomorrow morning I'm off to an art show in the park with a friend then to a birthday party for a friends dog (I think it's just an excuse to have people bring food). ;)

[Neballer]

Happy Friday every peoples! and a big boomBLAMO! to you Morea.

[morea]

lol, thanks guys!!! Tonight I am indulging in a bottle of cheap champagne (oh yeah - super cheap! $6!) to celebrate. :D

[Exodus]

lol, thanks guys!!! Tonight I am indulging in a bottle of cheap champagne (oh yeah - super cheap! $6!) to celebrate. :D

Whino Juice ;)

[Danger_Mouse]

Congrats Morea! IT sure didn't take you too long to get employed again.

Good on ya!

[The_Black_Knight]

Happy Friday All! Congrats EC on all the quotes! Big congrats to you Morea for finally getting a job! A sales person that knows how all the other stuff works! Wow, I wish we had some. I'm tired of these people promising customers all kinds of ridiculous crap.You don't need to know anything to be in sales. Just say "Yeah, we can do that! Sure, no problem!" Then, get on the phone real quick, and tell the people back at the office, "I told them we can do that. Can we do that? Well, we have to do that, or we'll all lose our jobs when we lose the sale, because I told them we can do that!" Then, everyone else can work horrible hours trying to meet the impossible deadline you've set, while you're out at a nice restaurant or on the golf course telling the next bunch of people, "Yeah, we can do that!"

That seems to be what every sales person has done at any company I've ever worked for, anyway. Not that I'm bitter, or anything.

[reuber1]

^^^ Sounds accurate to me. :D

[Navian]

Later all (1/2 day fridays), the wife got tickets from her work, to see a Beauty and the beast, put on by http://www.halecentretheatre.org/. Done by professional theater actors.

Everyone should go induldge in some other kinds of art. :p

Auf Wiedersehen, I'm out, till later.

[Exodus]

You don't need to know anything to be in sales. Just say "Yeah, we can do that! Sure, no problem!" Then, get on the phone real quick, and tell the people back at the office, "I told them we can do that. Can we do that? Well, we have to do that, or we'll all lose our jobs when we lose the sale, because I told them we can do that!" Then, everyone else can work horrible hours trying to meet the impossible deadline you've set, while you're out at a nice restaurant or on the golf course telling the next bunch of people, "Yeah, we can do that!"

That seems to be what every sales person has done at any company I've ever worked for, anyway. Not that I'm bitter, or anything.

Very Accurate!

[morea]

Congrats Morea! IT sure didn't take you too long to get employed again.

sure it did... I just tried not to b!tch about it on here too much. I got laid off on March 2nd. Over the phone, because my boss was afraid I would hurt him. LMAO.

[Exodus]

Thats better than what Radioshack did... They emailed the people letting them know that they were fired/laid off.

[morea]

ugh, the bastages.

hey, nice lei. ;)

[Exodus]

Thanks! :D

[urstwile]

Happy Friday everyone! Sorry I'm late getting here.

Morea, major congrats on the job, I know you must be relieved to know some money will be coming in, even if it's not your ideal job, but at least it's something, and the networking possibilities sound very promising.

[morea]

cheers to that! It's almost drinking time. ;)

[MD]

cheers to that! It's almost drinking time. ;)

Really Morea? I thought that Miller Time started a lot earlier for the unemployed, somewhere around noon o'clock or so ... ;)

And as far as I know celebration drinking does not have a starts early and ends when you puke or pass out.

[morea]

well, I don't like to drink alone... so I'm waiting on a friend. But thanks for the tip... cause I might not hold out much longer. :D

[Red Kittie Kat]

Is it officially drinking time yet? :D

[MD]

http://www.tvseriesfinale.com/assets/cheers03-thumb.jpg

Sometimes you want to go
Where everybody knows your name,
and they're always glad you came.
You wanna be where you can see,
our troubles are all the same
You wanna be where everybody knows
Your name.

[Red Kittie Kat]

MD!!!!!





:D

[morea]

ever hear the McKrells, Kittie Kat? They play at the Parting Glass a lot.

"well all the hard days are gone
it's all beer and whiskey and songs from now on
laugh at the darkness, and dance until dawn
all of the hard days are gone"

[Red Kittie Kat]

Yep they played in the Park across the street this summer .... it was great ..... with the opened windows we had a free concert :D

[morea]

too cool. I don't know how much you know about them, but Kevin McKrell is an artist, as well as a musician. He's got talent!

www.mckrells.com - some samples of his stuff there. ;)

[Red Kittie Kat]

Yep I have been on their site too .... I read up on them when I found out they were playing here. :)

They have been around for quite a while ... and I never heard of them until they came here.

I don't get out much :p

[Navian]

Well after the show (which I was surprised how it really turned out, which was really good), then I took my wife to a better dinner (Mimi's Cafe, has anyone ate there? I think it is a franchise). So I hoped I redeemed myself from the birthday dinner (besides already making dinner)

[Red Kittie Kat]

That's awesome Navian ..... I'm glad things turned out nice for both of you tonight :)

[Navian]

Thanks Kittie. Nothing like enjoying cultural events especially of the performing art. At first I didnt want to go, I thought "aw man, a chick thing, bleah" but I thought.. well my wife wanted to when they first advertised it. I knew if I said no, there would be a life long mental scar, not only for her but for me, because she probably would have reminded me lol. So I just said what the hell, I havent been to a theater play in 15 years. This show turned out really good. (sold out of course, had to reserve the tickets 3 weeks in advance)

The performers just really got you into the show. The stage was a center stage play, not like a normal auditorium. They had split scenes all around you, not only in the center, but above the cast curtain areas. The special effects for the play where outstanding. the scenes had good continuation to it.

My wife loved it. My opinion? It was above way above what I was expecting. Would I go again? Yes, because it was that good. We want to see a show during christmas "The Christmas Carol" BUT you have to reserve tickets almost 3 years in advanced (I HATE reservations). They only show a certain show for like a month, then change, if the show did good the theater will reshow it in 3-4 years. If not, it will reshow in 7.

[urstwile]

So how was dinner Navian? :D

[Red Kittie Kat]

I feel so out of the loop ..... I have never been to any plays like that at all .. sounds very exciting :)

Is that like a mortal sin...... to live in NY and never go to a broadway show :D

[Navian]

Dinner? It was delicious.

Starter?
Clam Chowder (we love a good chowder)

Me?
Hibachi Salmon:
Flame broiled fresh salmon & asian vegetables drizzled with honey teriyaki glaze, served on steamed jasmine rice.

^ That was just way too good.

Her?
Mimi's Pot Roast:
Slowly braised chuck roast served with fresh vegetables & choice of potato (she got baked potato w/ sour cream and chives)

Again, we both enjoyed it. Mimi's Cafe ? 1-10? 9.5

By the way, the food wasnt frozen. lol

[urstwile]

Not a mortal sin, Kat. They're so freakin' expense in NYC anyway. I was lucky that the last time I visited NYC my sister managed to get me into a couple of shows for free, due to her theater connections.

You should treat yourself to one some time, though. It's lots of fun.

[Red Kittie Kat]

oh man now I'm starving ..... I love a good pot roast and a good bowl of clam chowder ...... New England ... not Manhattan .... altho I will eat that too :D

[urstwile]

Dinner? It was delicious.

Starter?
Clam Chowder (we love a good chowder)

Me?
Hibachi Salmon:
Flame broiled fresh salmon & asian vegetables drizzled with honey teriyaki glaze, served on steamed jasmine rice.

^ That was just way too good.

Her?
Mimi's Pot Roast:
Slowly braised chuck roast served with fresh vegetables & choice of potato (she got baked potato w/ sour cream and chives)

Again, we both enjoyed it. Mimi's Cafe ? 1-10? 9.5

By the way, the food wasnt frozen. lol

I'm so glad you had a better experience than the last episode! And yeah, that sounds really good. I'd be torn between the salmon and the pot roast, I'd have to say, although the salmon would probably win, it usually does with me.

[Red Kittie Kat]

Oh I know, everyone I know that has been to one loves going and from the stories they do sound like so much fun ..... you have no idea how long my "want to do someday" list is ;)

[urstwile]

I've got a pretty long want-to-do list also Kat, I totally understand.