JPnyc
09-08-2006, 07:14 PM
Before I leave you all for 2 weeks, let me fix it so you won't miss me a bit, by posting this joke :D
This Irish supervisor wanted to do anything to avoid hiring the Italian
> guy. So during the interview he asks:
>
> "Without using numbers, represent the number 9."
>
> "Without numbers?" the Italian says, "Datsa easy."
> and he proceeds to draw three trees.
>
> "What's this?" the boss asks.
>
> "Eh, you got no brain? Tree and tree and tree make-a
> nine," says the Italian.
>
> "Fair enough," says the boss. "Here's your second
> question. Use the same rules, but this time the
> number is 99."
>
> The Italian stares into space for a while, then picks
> up the picture that he has just drawn and makes a
> smudge on each tree. "Ere you go."
>
> The boss scratches his head and says, "How on earth do
> you get that to represent 99?"
>
> "Each of da trees itsa dirty now. So, itsa dirty
> tree, and dirty tree, and dirty tree. Datsa 99."
>
> The boss is getting worried that he's actually going
> to have to hire this Italian, so he says,
> "All right, last question. Same rules again, but
> represent the number 100."
>
> The Italian stares into space some more, then he picks
> up the picture again and makes a little mark at the
> base of each tree and says,
> "Ere you go. One-a hundred."
>
> The boss looks at the attempt. "You must be nuts if
> you think that represents a hundred!"
> (You're going to love this one !!)
>
>
> The Italian leans forward and points to the marks at
> the base of each tree and says, "A little dog came
> along an-a he crap by each-a tree. So now youa got
> dirty tree and a turd, dirty tree and a turd, and
> dirty tree and a turd, dat make-a one hundred. So,
> when I start?"
This Irish supervisor wanted to do anything to avoid hiring the Italian
> guy. So during the interview he asks:
>
> "Without using numbers, represent the number 9."
>
> "Without numbers?" the Italian says, "Datsa easy."
> and he proceeds to draw three trees.
>
> "What's this?" the boss asks.
>
> "Eh, you got no brain? Tree and tree and tree make-a
> nine," says the Italian.
>
> "Fair enough," says the boss. "Here's your second
> question. Use the same rules, but this time the
> number is 99."
>
> The Italian stares into space for a while, then picks
> up the picture that he has just drawn and makes a
> smudge on each tree. "Ere you go."
>
> The boss scratches his head and says, "How on earth do
> you get that to represent 99?"
>
> "Each of da trees itsa dirty now. So, itsa dirty
> tree, and dirty tree, and dirty tree. Datsa 99."
>
> The boss is getting worried that he's actually going
> to have to hire this Italian, so he says,
> "All right, last question. Same rules again, but
> represent the number 100."
>
> The Italian stares into space some more, then he picks
> up the picture again and makes a little mark at the
> base of each tree and says,
> "Ere you go. One-a hundred."
>
> The boss looks at the attempt. "You must be nuts if
> you think that represents a hundred!"
> (You're going to love this one !!)
>
>
> The Italian leans forward and points to the marks at
> the base of each tree and says, "A little dog came
> along an-a he crap by each-a tree. So now youa got
> dirty tree and a turd, dirty tree and a turd, and
> dirty tree and a turd, dat make-a one hundred. So,
> when I start?"