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Craig B
10-18-2006, 07:14 PM
iPod costumes (http://www.iattire.net/index.php/cPath/54/page/1) for Halloween ... I sh*t you not.
Exodus
10-18-2006, 07:15 PM
Wtf??!!!
The_Black_Knight
10-18-2006, 07:17 PM
I own an iPod. I like my iPod. It plays my music, and holds a lot of it. It works well with iTunes, which I like also. Heck, my iPod has a bootable OS X partition loaded onto it, which has come in handy before.
But I will never, ever buy a Halloween costume for my iPod.
Logo-Mechanix
10-18-2006, 07:30 PM
I don't even have an ipod, my wife does and she loves it but I don't think she will be dressing it up for Halloween.
mac.FINN
10-18-2006, 07:53 PM
damn I was hoping that the was people dressed up like an iPod for halloween.
I love my iPods (yes plural) but why bother dressing it up for Halloween. Get the devil costume and use it all year round!
Craig B
10-18-2006, 07:56 PM
Some of these "costumes" cost $40. $40!!! WTF!! Seriosuly, Go down to your local hobby store buy some crap and do it yourself.
Iif I see soemone on the street with one of these on their iPod I will kick them in the nuts. As hard as I can. Regardless of gender, age, ethnicity or religious beliefs. I'm an equal opportunity nut kicker.
Exodus
10-18-2006, 07:59 PM
^^ ROFLMAO!! Oh man, that really hit my funny bone. I feel the same way!
Craig B
10-18-2006, 08:10 PM
We can be the dynamic nut kicking duo ... um, in a purely professional platonic manner of course. And we woudl only use our nut kicking powers for good!
Exodus
10-18-2006, 08:14 PM
Sounds good! The punishment can also be dealt to people who haven't dressed up their iPod but just deserve it right?
Navian
10-18-2006, 08:22 PM
you guys get to wear costumes. :p
Craig B
10-18-2006, 08:24 PM
Oh, absolutely.
I think we'd corner the market on Outsorced Nut Kicking Services.©®™
Danger_Mouse
10-18-2006, 08:26 PM
wow
Wondering if they are profiting.
lol
Craig B
10-18-2006, 08:28 PM
Well they claim to have sold out of a few of the costumes ... I really hope they're not profiting, becuase it would just help to provide concrete evidence that humanity is doomed.
Navian
10-18-2006, 08:30 PM
your uniform can be:blue jeans, steel toed boots, a muscle t-shirt with a logo on the front and a saying on the back: Nut Kickers 4 Hire! 1800-ouch-to-u
*edit* this sounds like a movie back in 1998, with Norman McDonald (SNL News guy) http://imdb.com/title/tt0120654
frankster
10-18-2006, 08:36 PM
What have you done to me!?!? despite all the things that I have on an endless to do list I was actually considering for a moment making up that tshirt for you on a cafepress store. I need to get my priorities straight.
Exodus
10-18-2006, 08:44 PM
http://img176.imageshack.us/img176/6996/kapowcl8.jpg
Navian
10-18-2006, 08:48 PM
Not global? you'd probably get some good frequent flier miles. I'd bet you could get quite a few bucks to go kick that psycho North Korean leader square in the pair.
colonel5
10-18-2006, 08:48 PM
I thought it was iPod costumes for kids not costumes for your iPod
Navian
10-18-2006, 08:50 PM
are you sure? wierd people put halloween costumes on dogs, why not an iPod?
Craig B
10-18-2006, 08:50 PM
ROFLMAO!!! Exodus ... you rock! And Navian, definitely steel toed shoes ...
"We kick becasue we care ..." classis. And for some odd reason I think the acronym is hilarious (North American Nut Kickers Association) ... NANKA ...
I can either hear how "we NANK ya hard" or "NANKA ... NANKA very much"
Craig B
10-18-2006, 08:51 PM
Not global? you'd probably get some good frequent flier miles. I'd bet you could get quite a few bucks to go kick that psycho North Korean leader square in the pair.
We'll leave that up to NKNKA
Exodus
10-18-2006, 08:52 PM
Just doing my part! :D
Navian
10-18-2006, 08:53 PM
We'll leave that up to NKNKA
Dont think anyone in NK has a pair to do it., oh wait nevermind, kicking someone square in the nothings wont do anything. forget my request.
Exodus
10-18-2006, 08:53 PM
We'll leave that up to NKNKA
Definitely
are you sure? wierd people put halloween costumes on dogs, why not an iPod?
Ipods seem to be the new pet of kids these days. Reminds me of the Tamagotchi. :)
Personally, I don't own one, nor do I see the need for one. Now that they've got mp3 players for your cellphone, I may eventually end up with one of those. That would be useful, as I don't go anywhere without my phone. That is why I find the camera feature very handy (or did, until my damned camera phone turned out defective - now it has to be sent back, and I'm stuck with using my old phone which doesn't ring, just vibrates, and has a hell of a time charging).
Navian
10-18-2006, 09:02 PM
W.W.N.A.K.
World Wide Nut & Ass Kickers
G.U.N.K.
Globalized Union Nut Kickers
Craig B
10-18-2006, 09:33 PM
Navian, you're not muscling in on the nut-kicking business are you?
Becuase if you are Exodus will be paying you a visit from the throbbing testicle fariy shortly.
Exodus
10-18-2006, 09:34 PM
:Stretches Leg:
Craig B
10-18-2006, 09:39 PM
LOL!!!
Hmmm ... the throbbing testicle fairy ... I think I've found my Halloween costume this year.
Exodus
10-18-2006, 09:41 PM
LOL!
How would you get it to pulsate?
Craig B
10-18-2006, 09:47 PM
I'm thinking more along the liens of having the words "throbbing testicle fairy" on the front of my fairy costume, and if someone asks, where are the throbbing testicles I'd just kick them square in the nuts (with my steel toed boots of course) ... respond "right there!" and walk away leaving them wrihing on the floor.
Exodus
10-18-2006, 09:50 PM
Sweet! ROFL! Maybe the wife and I should go trick or treating this year... That noisy neighbor two houses down might have some good candy...
Craig B
10-18-2006, 09:54 PM
If he doesn't I'd kick him twice. Whether or not your wife wishes to kick him is up to her of course.
Exodus
10-18-2006, 10:01 PM
Her specialty is getting someone right in the bumhole. Her foot has radar or a heat-seaker or something. I'll do the Rochambeau (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rochambeau). < The nut kicking version.
Craig B
10-18-2006, 10:09 PM
We're having too much fun aren't we ...
Maybe i should recommend the "throbbing testicle fariy" to iAttire as a future costume for iPods.
Navian
10-18-2006, 10:19 PM
Nope, just giving some brainstorms on the name.
Just so you know, I'm not easily intimidated, but if you feel a need to kick my pair, I'm 6'3" tall 225lbs, so you would have to be able to kick slightly higher than the norm.
I'd have to warn (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rage_%28emotion%29) you though, if you where to make contact with my pair, you would have very few precious seconds to run. However, you would only be hurting yourself.
But, before that, you would have to "try" to get close. ;) Because, I too have steel toed boots, and I also can and will kick back. ;)
Red Kittie Kat
10-18-2006, 10:48 PM
well again I am left out ....... no Ipod to dress up :D
Join the club, Kittie. No iPod, and now no camera phone, even. I am so technologically deprived.
morea
10-18-2006, 11:15 PM
<- no iPod, no cell phone
urstwile
10-19-2006, 02:48 AM
damn I was hoping that the was people dressed up like an iPod for halloween.
I had this exact same thought, Mac. That would have been fun. Or not. :D
balou
10-19-2006, 03:02 AM
No iPod, and thank god for this - no nuts!!
ROFL Craig B!! This thread kicks!
<- no iPod, no cell phone
OMG, Morea, no cell phone!? What do you do when you want to talk to somebody? Draw the horses and take the buggy over? :D
urstwile
10-19-2006, 06:23 AM
I don't have a cellphone either. In fact, I actually hate the way most people are constantly on their cellphones, it's a pet peeve.
And I have an iPod shuffle, but I hardly ever use it. It was a Christmas present from work last year.
Red Kittie Kat
10-19-2006, 06:28 AM
pretty nice for a christmas present Urst ;)
The best present I ever got from my work was a 10 dollar gift certificate to Price Chopper :D
Exodus
10-19-2006, 02:26 PM
Meh, the only thing we get here for Christmas is some lame gift with the company logo on it so they can write it all off as advertisement. I should kick the owners of this company in the nuts...
We're having too much fun aren't we ...
Maybe i should recommend the "throbbing testicle fariy" to iAttire as a future costume for iPods.
Maybe we are... but who cares? If someone has a problem with it we can kick 'em in the nuts!
The "Throbbing Testicle Fairy" costume would be the best costume they could ever hope to sell by the way. It kicks that lame bunny costume in the nuts.
morea
10-19-2006, 02:53 PM
OMG, Morea, no cell phone!? What do you do when you want to talk to somebody?
it's ok, nobody wants to talk to me. :D
Craig B
10-19-2006, 03:47 PM
it's ok, nobody wants to talk to me. :D
As long as the throbbing testicle fairy doesn't want to talk to you, you're fine.
Craig B
10-19-2006, 03:52 PM
Nope, just giving some brainstorms on the name.
Just so you know, I'm not easily intimidated, but if you feel a need to kick my pair, I'm 6'3" tall 225lbs, so you would have to be able to kick slightly higher than the norm.
I'd have to warn (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rage_%28emotion%29) you though, if you where to make contact with my pair, you would have very few precious seconds to run. However, you would only be hurting yourself.
But, before that, you would have to "try" to get close. ;) Because, I too have steel toed boots, and I also can and will kick back. ;)
Well, just to warn (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sprint_%28race%29) you, I run pretty well in steel-toed boots. http://www.graphicdesignforum.com/forum/images/icons/icon10.gif
mac.FINN
10-19-2006, 03:54 PM
I freakin' love the throbbin testicle fairy! I can just picture a surly gruff short stalky guy in a pink leotard and tutu with 2 day stubble, a cigar and a bottle... with work boots on.
Sheer brilliance!
Ding Dong
"Trick or Treat"
"Okay let's see a trick"
*SNOCK!*
"Now gimme my candy ya bastard and enjoy yer throbbin testicles."
edit: Incidentally *SNOCK* is the official sound of getting kicked in the nuts.
Exodus
10-19-2006, 04:01 PM
*SnockssslummPOP* is the official sound for when the Throbbing Testicle Fairy kicks you in the nuts/"man-banana" so hard your anus hurts. If you know what I mean.
Craig B
10-19-2006, 04:08 PM
I haven't had this much fun talking about throbbing testicles in ... . um ... well .... I guess I've never had thsi much fun talking about throbbing testicles.
I haven't had this much fun talking about throbbing testicles in ... . um ... well .... I guess I've never had this much fun talking about throbbing testicles.
You mean you have had conservations about throbbing testicles in the past? :eek:
frankster
10-19-2006, 05:05 PM
Many years ago when we were back in university my husband had some freakish allergic reaction to a pair of new boxer shorts that he had worn straight out of the packet without washing first. His nuts swoll up to the size of grapefruits!and all areas touched by said pants swoll up too. Poor bloke had to waddle to the doctors office with a massive coat to hide his pant-emergency. To make matters even more embarrassing the doctor was amazed. He said "wow, why didn't you say it was an emergency! I've never seen anything like this, do you mind if I get my collegue?", so now two doctors are staring at his nuts and the other doctor says, "you know it's a shame it isn't student day, I doubt we'll ever see anything like this ever again" and then they took some nice photos. Isn't that a lovely nut story.
Exodus
10-19-2006, 05:11 PM
^^ROFLMAO!!! I know that had to suck for your husband but... Damn, that's funny!
mac.FINN
10-19-2006, 05:13 PM
That officially sucks worse than anything that's ever happened to me.
Craig B
10-19-2006, 06:02 PM
You mean you have had conservations about throbbing testicles in the past? :eek:
You haven't?
Only once ... but it was college and I was really drunk ...
Exodus
10-19-2006, 07:01 PM
NANKA. The boomBLAMO™ of nut kickers. "We Kick Because We Care."
Red Kittie Kat
10-19-2006, 07:07 PM
Rofl!! :D
LeftBrain Artist
10-19-2006, 08:57 PM
Not that throbbing testicles aren't funny, but after seeing the ipod costumes, I just did some searches for dog costumes. Man, thats good for a laugh, but ipods - I don't see the humor.
Red Kittie Kat
10-19-2006, 11:09 PM
I still think people dressed as IPODs as mentioned before would be funny :D
Great Jeannie costume :D
panzer
10-20-2006, 11:28 AM
i say hello to our brethren over the pond hi from all at
UKABKA (united kingdom all ball kickers association
morea
10-20-2006, 11:54 AM
lmao
Red Kittie Kat
10-20-2006, 01:00 PM
All this ball kicking is making ME uncomfortable ..... and I'm not even a man!!
:D
Exodus
10-20-2006, 02:14 PM
i say hello to our brethren over the pond hi from all at
UKABKA (united kingdom all ball kickers association
:LargeGroupInUnison: Hi! :D
danedawg99
10-20-2006, 04:14 PM
All this ball kicking is making ME uncomfortable ..... and I'm not even a man!!
:D
you should try being on this side of the penis. :eek:
Exodus
10-23-2006, 11:03 PM
you should try being on this side of the penis. :eek:
That's what she said.
danedawg99
10-24-2006, 12:35 AM
That's what she said.
was it amidst derisive giggling? ;) :p
Red Kittie Kat
10-24-2006, 01:15 AM
well... In all honesty .... I did giggle a little http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v54/RedKittieKat/smilies/giggle.gif
Aha! Now the truth comes out!
Evolve
11-19-2006, 10:00 PM
Hi everyone
I would just like to announce my candidacy for President of E.N.K.A. - the European Nut Kicking Association.
By the way, the time limit for announcing additional candidates just ran out, so it seems that no ellections will be neccesary.
I have already hired my Preasident of Nut Kicking Operations, but there are several high-level positions open, such as High Inquisitor of the Order of The Throbbing Testicle Fairy.
- Evolve
Chieaf Executive Nut Kicking Officer
Danger_Mouse
11-19-2006, 10:24 PM
you better be careful....you are close to violating N.A.N.K.A copyrights.
(heh heh do a search for that in the forum)
Evolve
11-19-2006, 11:02 PM
Hey
I certainly didn't mean to infringe on any sort of copyrights (wich I did a search on by the way, and it came up empty).
But we are in desperate need of serious and qualified Nut-Kickers in Europe these days (Northern Europe especially). And since NANKA have concentrated on Northern America (despite the suggestions of going Worldwide or Global), I thought I'd take matters into my own hands. Or feet as it were.
Of course, ENKA won't interfere with NANKA's area of operations, and likewise, any operations in the UK will be forwarded to UKBKA.
I also hoped for this to be sort of an encouragement for other continents/countries to throw their hats in the ring, so that we would end up with a global network of NKA's, and thus would be able to mett the entire globe's Nut Kicking needs.
:)
- Evolve
Chief Executive Nut Kicking Officer
morea
11-20-2006, 11:21 AM
LOL, Evolve... welcome to GDF. Love the sig line. :D
Exodus
11-20-2006, 02:16 PM
LOL, Welcome to the madness. I guess we will have to at least establish a globilized union of NKA's in the near future...
I make a motion... do I have a second?
morea
11-20-2006, 03:16 PM
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