Friday Post #150

[Kool]

All you Miranda Lambert lusting, Seal generating, Bike riding, Stupid cat watching, Kitty litter eating, Trader Joes loving, Last minuting, Cat bowling, Can’t wait for Christmas, Christmas dreading, Not new, M&Ming, In a pickle, Four day working, Myspacing, Cranky over politics, Moved, Penguin diving, Hot for Ms Dewey, Graphic Designers!!!

Have a great weekend!!! http://home.comcast.net/~rnick9/eatdrink042.gif

Just in case anybody is interested, this is my 150th Friday Post!!!


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Virtually all testicle posts this week.

If I see soemone on the street with one of these on their iPod I will kick them in the nuts. As hard as I can. Regardless of gender, age, ethnicity or religious beliefs. I'm an equal opportunity nut kicker.

Navian, you're not muscling in on the nut-kicking business are you?

Becuase if you are Exodus will be paying you a visit from the throbbing testicle fariy shortly.

How would you get it to pulsate?

I'm thinking more along the liens of having the words "throbbing testicle fairy" on the front of my fairy costume, and if someone asks, where are the throbbing testicles I'd just kick them square in the nuts (with my steel toed boots of course) ... respond "right there!" and walk away leaving them wrihing on the floor.

I freakin' love the throbbin testicle fairy! I can just picture a surly gruff short stalky guy in a pink leotard and tutu with 2 day stubble, a cigar and a bottle... with work boots on.

Sheer brilliance!

Ding Dong
"Trick or Treat"
"Okay let's see a trick"
*SNOCK!*
"Now gimme my candy ya bastard and enjoy yer throbbin testicles."


edit: Incidentally *SNOCK* is the official sound of getting kicked in the nuts.

Can the Throbbing Testicle Fairie hit multiple people? I think there are about 10 on my hit list right now.

Oh yes! the Throbbing Testicle Fairy can certainly hit multiple targets! Using state of the art switch kicking techniques, T.T.F. can be sure to maximize the full potential of your satisfaction. The N.A.N.K.A. are always available for your nut kicking needs.

"We Kick Because We Care."


Many years ago when we were back in university my husband had some freakish allergic reaction to a pair of new boxer shorts that he had worn straight out of the packet without washing first. His nuts swoll up to the size of grapefruits!and all areas touched by said pants swoll up too. Poor bloke had to waddle to the doctors office with a massive coat to hide his pant-emergency. To make matters even more embarrassing the doctor was amazed. He said "wow, why didn't you say it was an emergency! I've never seen anything like this, do you mind if I get my collegue?", so now two doctors are staring at his nuts and the other doctor says, "you know it's a shame it isn't student day, I doubt we'll ever see anything like this ever again" and then they took some nice photos. Isn't that a lovely nut story.

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I don't think Martha Stewart signs her name in Vivaldi, that's just stupid. She hand-writes 5 billion letters per day with ink she formulates by squeezing a squid's butt and adding blue food coloring and paper that she makes from trees she plants herself the 12th of May each year hand-pressed with flowers she saves from take-home-table-favors at the 17,000 weddings she caters each spring.

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SEX, is that all you guys ever Talk about, (Though it is okay, average man has it on his mind once every 9 seconds) SHEESH, I mean can't you guys be serious ever, (serious about boobies) hmm?(or mmmmmmm)

I mean lets be serious for once,(oh I bet most everyone could go for more than once) who's business is it about what A-ROD and Jeter do in bed together, (Mushroom Stamping, and Teabagging)

Or how we YANKed the YAnkees

I me damn If we're all relocating to boobie Island we CAN'T (can and will) have boobies on are mind, (or head) all the time? Can WE? (Yes)

Here's to more sex and more sleep! For those who aren't getting enough of both...
Although I suppose if you are getting lots of one its putting a dent in the other, woa the scales of justice are in full tilt!

post some work and a photo in the names to faces thread.

then we can all throw tomatoes when we see how awesome it is and how handsome you are.

e-pleased to e-meet e-you.

[MD]

And a fantastic 150th it is Kool :D
Happy Friday All!

[Mynock]

w00tzAh!

[Jackimalyn]

yay! friday! my hangover better go away soon so I can enjoy the last day of the week!

[reuber1]

Friday...yipdee doop dee poopdee yip. Sorry, I get to pick up and pay for my new notebook harddrive today. Money I wasn't planning on spending unfortunately.

[Exodus]

Happy 150th Kool! wOOhOO! Friday! Weekend plans anyone?

[mac.FINN]

Happy Friday everyone! Great quotes Kool! Everyone loves the TTF!

[morea]

wow, 150 friday posts, that's a milestone! Thanks for all the time and effort you put into giving us something to look forward to on Fridays, Kool. It's definitely appreciated!

Happy weekend, all. I'll be gutting the rest of my house this weekend so I can be officially out on Monday afternoon.

*checks classifieds for a van down by the river*

[Exodus]

This is the only Friday post I've seen that's almost NSFW.

[morea]

Happy Friday everyone! Great quotes Kool! Everyone loves the TTF!

true type fonts?



;)

[Exodus]

Figured out what to do about all your cats Morea? I know that's been an issue for you as far as apartments are concerned. :(

[Jackimalyn]

true type fonts?



;) lol

[MD]

yay! friday! my hangover better go away soon so I can enjoy the last day of the week!
A couple of glasses of water before bed and you do not have to deal with a hangover ;)

[mac.FINN]

true type fonts?

Well yes those too.

[Craig B]

If I had to choose between true type fonts or "The TTF"©® ... I think I'd choose the fonts

Nice quotes ... but I'm probably just saying that becasue some of them are mine..

[Jackimalyn]

A couple of glasses of water before bed and you do not have to deal with a hangover ;)

I usually have a big glass of water and an asprin and usually no hangover. Im blaming it on not eating dinner yesterday. Oh well, Ive had some water and an egg mcmuffin and im feelin better so I can do it again tonight.

Were getting a group of about a dozen to 15 people together tonight to watch SOAP. I havent seen it yet... Im pretty psyched. (yes, thats right, I said psyched.)

[mac.FINN]

SOAP? Is that still on?

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[Mynock]

Let's get this thread to 30+ so I don't have to have pen15s on my browser.

[morea]

Figured out what to do about all your cats Morea? I know that's been an issue for you as far as apartments are concerned. :(

thanks for thinking of me, Exodus! Monday is going to be REALLY hard, not only walking away from the house, but giving up most of the cats. I had really intended to keep most of the ones I had now, but like you said, apartments don't really go for that, no matter how much you guarantee that you will keep the place clean. (Walking into my house, you never would have even known I had cats unless you saw them. I had 6 litter boxes which I cleaned every day, so there was no "cat smell".)

A friend of mine is adopting 3 of them (Stephanie, Sigmund and Splash). He has cat sit for me several times, and the cats know him and like him. He specifically asked for Stephanie and Sigmund because they are both hard luck cases - Stephanie used to be abused before I found her, and Sigmund was born wild and is terrified of (most) people. They bonded with each other (we joke that they are boyfriend and girlfriend because they are always snuggling together), and I am really glad that they will get to stay together. This friend lives with his dad, and his dad was disappointed that the cats he was adopting are kind of shy... so they decided to take a 3rd cat to make his dad happy. :) Splash is a real love bug who is independent (as far as other cats go) and likes people. She is a definite lap cat and she loves to be held and petted, and she also gets along well with Stephanie and Sigmund.

I am keeping Martell, he has always been really close to me. He comes running if I call him and always wants to follow me around the house and sit with me. He also has a pretty serious health problem that has to be monitored closely - he doesn't metabolize food normally, and gets crystals in his urine. He has to be on a special (read: expensive!) diet and have regular vet checkups to ensure that he doesn't become blocked. If he does, he will need surgery. Tyrael is Martell's best friend, and I wanted to keep the two of them together. I am also keeping Melina, the very first cat I ever adopted. She is 11 years old, so it would have been difficult to find her a home.

There are 3 cats that remain unclaimed... Tabitha, Imrik, and Kerian. Fortunately, I spoke to my ex about them (he is also a cat lover), and if I can not get them placed in homes by the closing date, he is willing to take them until he can find them permanent homes.

It's going to be really hard parting with these guys... (shoot, I have had Stephanie for 7 years! The youngest cats, Imrik and Kerian, were born here, because their mother was a stray that a former coworker dumped off on my doorstep, and three days later she had kittens.) but hopefully I will be able to take some solace in the fact that they will have good homes. <sigh>

Here's the crew:

Melina, Stephanie, Splash
Sigmund, Tabitha, Tyrael
Imrik, Kerian, Martell

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[Jackimalyn]

SOAP... snakes on a plane

[Exodus]

At least you get to keep a couple of them. :o Stephanie, Sigmund and Splash seem to be going to a good home and hopefully the others will find one as well. I know it's hard giving up pets. Especially cats and dogs... they all develop their own personalities and it's fun to watch and bond with them. My sister moved and had to find a place for her cat a little over a year ago. I took him for awhile but he was terrified of my dog. (96 lb. German Shephard) My parents decided to take care of him (my dad took some convincing). Salem is almost twelve years old and he's gotten cranky in his old age. Him and Dad have really bonded to each other since then. (Even though Dad will tell you otherwise.) They act a lot alike. It's been good for Mom too because she always has to "Mother" something and my sister and I are both married and have no children. (My wife and I are working on that though. ;) ) She cannot work because of her health and is by herself during the day when Dad is at work. Adopting Salem from my sister has helped them out a great deal. Maybe your cats will be able to do the same for someone else in a similar situation. :) Good Luck Mo!

[Navian]

Happy friday, another half day for me. gotta fix a f'ing rock chip on my windshield.

well its not really a happy friday for me, I just found out my brothers situation. he is accused of sexual assault by my little cousin, whom also accused my grandpa (his case was dropped), but he was convicted, my brother is getting 6 years in prison, and 10 years probation after. Even though my cousin was proven to be a pathalocial liar by a D.A. Oh and he is only 23.

It is just a hard pill for me to swallow.

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Haha nice, Mo's brady bunch.

[TheBluePanda]

happy fri! :)

[mac.FINN]

SOAP... snakes on a plane

Jacki do you have your sarcasm detector off today?

[Jackimalyn]

Sorry mac...
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all better.

[danedawg99]

happy friday, all!

[Mynock]

4 More Posts! 4 More Posts!

[Jackimalyn]

3 more posts!

[morea]

thanks Exodus! (((HUGS)))

sorry, Navian.

happy friday BP and Dane!

LMAO mac and Jacki! :D

[mac.FINN]

Sorry mac...
all better.

lol, you have a switch for yours? Mine's on an old pull chain... it doesn't work very well so I have troubles turning it off.

edit: 2 more posts!

damn, edit: edit: 1 more post!

[Satchel]

Funny quotes... Craig B was on a roll, huh? Good quotes Kool and hope everyone has a good day - I am planning on leaving early (not sure how early yet, but I hope VERY early)

[mac.FINN]

*edited for content*

sucker!

[Exodus]

I'm not getting anything done today.... this whole week... :rolleyes: Oh well! I'd rather talk about the Throbbing Testicle Fairy than work any day! :D

[morea]

you're a bastage, mac. :p



Oh, I forgot to tell you guys. I had to go to the DMV this morning to register my car. And I didn't wanna. So I went (it was actually very quick and painless) but to make up for having to go against my will, I stopped and bought myself a congratulatory taco. :D

[Mynock]

Damn you all to hell MAC!

[Exodus]

lol, Morea! How was your congratulatory taco?

[morea]

it was delicious, and overflowing with happy little bits of lettuce and cheese.

Unfortunately, much of the lettuce ended up on the floor of the newly registered car. Not the cheese though. I'm THAT good. :D

[morea]

Damn you all to hell MAC!


psst, you know, you could set your page view to 40 posts per page, and not tell anybody. Then BOTH those posts would be on the first page.

Just sayin'. ;)

course, that's supposing that nobody goes and pulls a mac.Finn after post #40...

[Mynock]

Watch your back MAC!

[morea]

L . M . A . O !

[urstwile]

Hi all and happy Friday! It's going to be a busy one for me today, so I just wanted to peak in and wish everyone a great Friday before I get slammed.

[CamarotaDesign]

Happy Friday Everyone!

Wow, this was the testical week of quotes, you people are real nuts!

Nav- sorry to hear about your brother, how was he convicted if he was innocent? Can't someone beat the truth out of the little twerp cousin?

Jacki- Got mild hangover here as well. Last night I was hanging out with a new client who owns a piano store, we were supposed to be talking about design, but we ended up drinkin and playing pianos till 1am, fun stuff.

Morea - I hope it all works out for you and the cats, If I lived near you I'd take a few. Best of luck

Have a good weekend everyone!

[mac.FINN]

a little touchy today are we Mynock? :D

okay okay... there, better?

[CamarotaDesign]

It's busy here, but screw it. when I start getting paid an unlaughable wage, I'll start hustlin' like I used to.

Hi all and happy Friday! It's going to be a busy one for me today, so I just wanted to peak in and wish everyone a great Friday before I get slammed.

[morea]

that's the spirit! :D


oh, and thanks for the well-wishes, Cam! :)

[Jackimalyn]

YAY hangover's gone (thank you H2O)! So I can be productive now!! wait, its like half hour til lunch. Oh well, I'll be productive on monday!

[Mynock]

a little touchy today are we Mynock? :D

okay okay... there, better?Is your sarcasm meter off too?

[mac.FINN]

nah - mine's pretty much stuck in the on position.

[Neballer]

boomBLAMO! to a 150 Friday post. Thanks for keepin it real Kool.

Happy Friday all yalls.

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especially to you Mynock :D

[balou]

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[G-Man79]

w00zah to you Kool on #150. A solid milestone if I may so say. Happy Friday everyone.

My NFL Lock of the Week is San Diego over KC. The Chiefs have a minimal running attack and the D is MIA. Oh yeah, it helps that San Diego may be the most complete team in the AFC.

[Red Kittie Kat]

Congrats on the 150th Kool!! Love the Quotes .... as always ... Bravo!!! :D


Sorry I'm am getting in so late ... I had company today. My friend from Australia that moved to NH came to see me today .... Man we had a blast ... So much fun.

My future brother in law cooked us a lovely moroccan feast for lunch and I made Apple Pie for dessert .... mmmm I'm still stuffed :D


Have a great weekend everybody!!! :)

[Danger_Mouse]

Happy Friday, this calls for a bud light.

[Red Kittie Kat]

lmao DM!!! It's Isaac!! :D

[rickself]

I can finally get in here!!
Happy Friday everybody!! And Happy 150 on Friday posts, Kool. Didn't know you'd be keeping track!
Brooks and Dunn tonight for a sold out show! Alright! Gonna be some foot stompin tonight!
Seahawks smear the Vikings on Sunday. Looks like a good weekend!
Be safe y'all!!

[Mynock]

I can finally get in here!!
Happy Friday everybody!! And Happy 150 on Friday posts, Kool. Didn't know you'd be keeping track!
Brooks and Dunn tonight for a sold out show! Alright! Gonna be some foot stompin tonight!
Seahawks smear the Vikings on Sunday. Looks like a good weekend!
Be safe y'all!!Excuse me?!?

[rickself]

Ya mean the game, huh? Umm, good gawd that was ugleeee.

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[Mynock]

Who knew we had an offense?

[rickself]

Once Hutcinson moved from Seattle to Minnesota, ya got an offense... specially against his former team!

[Mynock]

As long as you don't give us a win with an * because Hasselback ended up on his back.