Complete History of the GDF via Friday Post Intros!

[Kool]

All you, Stumped pregnant lady logo designing, Gooold member promoted, Lady with no nose illustrating, I’m not getting enough ego stroking comments whining, Eurostlye needing, Eye strained, Price advice needing, Gummy Eiffel Tower eating, Suicidal sperm drawing, Newby advice seeking, Hot new Mac getting, Naked women site posting, Self amusing, Ultimate dots dots dot com-ing, Bursting from the dirt, Super unimportant, Giant ugly naked butt looking, Boob obsessed, Post quoting, Under the weather, Newly minted Gold members, Hubcaps in space illustrating, I.A.W.M.D. winning, Beer swilling, Undies over the head pulling, Alpha-Male wishing, Designer advice posting, Flippin out on incompetent designers, Funky ad designing, Cool cello piece creating, Scantographery taking, Post resurrecting, Really ugly guy pic posting, Hot sales rep marrying, Quirks & Quarks logo designing, Almost arguing about designers responsibilities, Savannah College of Art & Design. Attending, Cheap computer chair buying, Leg amputating, Lost in Panama, Commercial recalling, Way way overworking, Curve creating, Mr. Mom home working, Logo downloading, Incompetent boss hating, Quote problem having, Self employed loan seeking, Pop up hating, Font creating, Mac vs PC debating, Stick figure porn posting, Font downloading, Istanbul logo contest entering, What the hell is “WENOOV” wondering, Dude in Singapore logo designing, XL chart importing, Paper cutting, Crayon pooping, Matrix Reloaded watching (and posting a long damned thread about all day Monday that I couldn’t look at because I haven’t seen the movie yet), Finger smashing, Not bad for an amateur Blitz logo creating, Irritated, mad, pissed off, crazy, annoyed, upset, tired, pressured, impatient, teacher killing, Mushroom logo posting, April flaming, April loving, Monty Python quoting, Uruguayan design student stressing, Paper toasting. 12 question answering, Skin care site designing, Lame BLOG creating, Obsessed with blenders, Awesome watch smashing, Client mocking, Useful tool using, Horizontal bar making, Font searching, Pagemaker flushing, Job with no pay offering, Kikkoman Kikkoman, Joke posting, Box unpacking, Self measuring, Insubstantial comment posting, Old Navy commercial hating, Everything but the actual G4… Mac buying, Ink drop making, Mango designing, Squid studying, POed that we ,didn’t take him seriously scantographer posting, New camera getting, Prolific 3D object producing, Ultimate BC designing, Super organized, Bored at work, New job interviewing, Finally got the new Mac I’ve been talking about for months buying, Photo seeking, Newbie question asking, Strongbad following, Urgent price seeking, Book cover designing, Lost in Pennsylvania, Xacto knife using, Shiny chessboard creating, Lazy copyright symbol seeking, Fishy logo designing, Wondering if people are stupid posting, ****ing up, Concert poster designing, (Toe Cutter??) Canadian speaking, Communist camera wanting, Sticker making, Fat sassy slider wanting, CSS learning, Avatar, sig & host losing, Flash site with hot babes in sexy clothes creating, What is a designer wondering, Squished text wanting, 11 BCs in one day designing, OS 10 upgrade pondering, Platinum & Gold promoted, Big, yellow, rabid mouse standing on super-emotional buildings dreaming, 1,000th post posting, New house decorating, Comic book character discussing, Pic of George W & Magnus/Sadam posting, Spelling of do’h debating, Rule making, New G5 drooling, Hulk watching, Shot down, Best art school wondering, MSB suffering, Pigeon ranking, Yet another free logo begging, More Mac vs PC debating, 3,016 3D people modeling, Lesbian loving, Mug shot posting, Possibly bi-sexual, Slut vs tease defining, Electric toothbrush and pumpable toothpaste giving, Some book about sheep reading, Madora lusting, Funny as hell sticker creating, Long assed Latin IM name owning, In the middle of 2 lakes living, Soundtrack listening, Domain name buying, Flirtatious member scolding, Font stealing, Shortcut posting, Black book reading, Out of control jumping mouse owning, Pl8tster returning, Photo link losing, New forum starting, 3 gig tiff working, Blue coke designing, Wishing they had their own room, Outrageous rent paying, Transparency dealing, Firework lighting, rooftop hangin, Weekend with lesbians spending, Fogged in, Getting drunk with Grandma, Job interviewing, New site launching, Latin filling, Magazine about da’kine publishing, PhotoShop 8 drooling, Canoe trip planning, Little address window icon inserting, Demotivated, Laid off & pregnant, Joke posting, Matrix naming, Bleeping, bleep bleep son of a bleeping, mother bleeping, bleep sucking, sales rep hating (explanatory rant to follow this weekend), Old job post resurrecting, Job hunting, Sexy computer case building, Doing our very best to prevent prostrate cancer, Big Brother watching???, Nagged by the wife for home working, Story telling, Group pizza puking, Going on vacation, New job landing, Printer shopping, Design club starting, Digital doodling, Wallpaper designing, Bored at work, Purple polar bear viewing, Color match ranting, InDesign getting, Minority icon creating, CMYK color learning, Image scaling, Auto part pic seeking, Wicked returning Penguin poking, Bookmark purging, Foursome declining, Shop re-designing, Monkey drying, GDF luving, Kitten abusing, Cheap marketing wanting, Fake logo designing, Wife in a magazine, Where the hell is Case wondering, Censored by cable modem site posting, Floating border seeking, Blog changing, Snake around a sword wrapping, Windows ME hating, Mean contest flaming, ID switching, Platinum status attaining, Inspiration seeking, New people welcoming, Teenage, Twentysomething, Thirtysomething, Fortysomething, Wanting to be in Brazil, Teasing Defjoe, Mind losing, Monday morning beer pic taking, New little sig designing, Vector Buddha drawing, Redundancy spouting, Creatively blocked, Inspiration needing, A-list client logo designing, Superb raster vs vector explaining, Dauphin loving, Pl8ster’s mighty ramble posting, Broken ankled, Screwed over by her teacher, Plagued by expiring cookies, Perfectly balanced **** offering, Naked zulu dancing, Hair color proving, Photo altering, Gimp dance enjoying, Bonehead of the week awarding, Lorem Ipsum generating, Hot female member joining, Flaws of Mankind observing, “It’s not just a job or a career...it's just what I do. It's a huge part of my life and who I am” proclaiming, The rest of us saturators, Little POINK going, New gold member celebrating, Hardcore pussy posting, Not having to wear a cast, Various bone breaking, Pics of Betty seeking, Pagemaker switching, Scam graphic designer site killing, Back from vacation, Ipod using, Cool car graphic designing, Back to school going, Crappy second job having, Smooth operating, Shot down, MP3 composing, Screen printer seeking, Member locating, Too many categories complaining, PhotoShop conference attending, Small type trapping, Microsoft petitioning, Hair masking, Paper cake eating, Pic with a cat posting, Tiff separating, My suntan font hating, Soccer logo creating, Suddenly single, New computer getting, Having trouble finding their room, Trendy bar logo designing, Horribly disfigured dress code poster re-designing, Amphibious car buying, My boss is a retard stating, Things that jerk our chain proclaiming, Pic of boyfriend posting, Asteroid hit worrying, Screen printer seeking, In a slump, Dog rescuing, Career reflecting, Theater poster posting, Everyone but family & dogs & Roy Rogers hating, Underpaid, Feeling bad they called their boss a retard, Hosting their sig on a porn site, Road tripping, Domain name losing,, Ticket printing, Laser reflecting, New site for work designing, I AM NOT A Designer proclaiming, 9/11 image posting, Stupid law finding, AIM handle posting, Halloweening, Chick void filling, Biting penguin, Avatar choosing, Pic of old burned up truck posting, MC Escher discovering, Hello fellow designers greeting, Freeking out, Tiny question asking, Busy business card designing, Able to read gibberish, Offering to pay us to post, Pirate talking, Pre-press requesting, Newbie who sent a dick to the printer..., Are we funny wondering, Costume advice seeking, Telemarketer hating, Job loathing, Medal awarding, Motorcycle riding, Getting groped by fat old women, G-String measuring, Dating, Back to school contemplating, Kool encouraging, Music composing, Convention attending, Squirrel whacking, Their best images posting, The extinction of bananas & orangutans dreading, Hostless, October welcoming, Jumping out of a cake offering, Rock band logo designing, Pop up making, Age sharing, Overprint needing, Orgy in Atlanta planning, Hit on by a giant Indian homo, Mouse hunting, GDF birthday celebrating, Another Rachel discovering, Case worshipping, First post reliving, Sleepless, Raise getting, Self outing, Big screen wanting, Worst boss describing, Diamond plate bus conceptualizing, School attending, Writing off, Confused about cmyk Job quitting, Still finding things that jerk our chains, Deadline meeting, 15 year old prodigy discovering, Monday hating, Day off enjoying, Sleeping in, Florida pic posting, Ripped off, Favorite era of design picking, Motorcycle test passing, Matrix arguing, Internet downloading, Kinky Quark Xtension hunting, Recycling, Logo designing, Dancing squirrel watching, Scared the wife might get an xmas card from Madora, Pop quiz holding, Fast PC wanting, Wacom using, New avatar creating. Get a tinfoil hat recommending, Sick with a cold, Healthy eating, Sexy pics in the past fearing,, Wanting to meet up, Frosty getting, Speech giving, Microsoft hating, Funeral directors logo designing, Image rotating, Shortcut hunting, Headache suffering, Tattoo getting, Tattoo designing, Candy bar creating, Elegant script font seeking, Fried food eating, 0 & 6 ball hockey playing, Status test passing, Killer spraypaint and stencil art offering, Metrosexual, Shaved, Hairy, Joke telling, Dramatic, Panther wanting, Passed out in the food bowl pic posting, Crud suffering, Date asking. Halloween partying, New guy welcoming, Excellent bonehead posting, Career advice seeking, Sound FX seeking, Excellent candy logo designing, ready for a change, Tear effect seeking, Swoosh wondering, Universally hating sales reps, Ready to lose it, Newsletter creating, Humping, Onesome enjoying, Traveling, Gold member promoted, Moral story telling, Bad day having, Turkey grilling, TWAIN explaining, Definition posting, Newly published, EPS Parsing, Funny billboard posting, What you are good at considering, Replacement printer seeking, 600 page proposal doing, Newby spanking, Let down by fellow students, Cool character creating, Illustrator learning, Movie quoting, Matrix watching, Anyone near Dover New Jersey seeking, Gibberish speaking, Snowed on, Pulled pork eating, Cat toy buying, Military serving, New job hating,, Sarah defending, Breaking up, Not getting any, 1,000 post hitting, Wacom getting, Flooded, If you could live in a different time wondering, Mouse murdering, New computer getting, Depressed, Sick in bed, Designing client suffering, AIGA wondering, CD cover designing, Wire twisting, ......

[Kool]

Price quoting, Florist logo creating, hit in the head with a pink fuzzy sledgehammer, Bored at 2 am, Rained on, End of the world watching, freeballing, New baby having, platinum promoted, Crappy $250.00 logo discovering, Turkey eating, Happy December wishing, Christmas loving, Christmas hating, Funny pic leading to a whole new section posting, All hot & steamy feeling, Dirty joke posting, New years resoluting, Dangerous sniper highway driving, Getting out of hand, Moderating, Post deleting, Spammer trashing, MIA, Gift idea seeking, Managing to turn a topic about “State printing issues” into a request for naked pics of Madora in only 8 posts, Smoke detectorless, Moving to Texas, Job hunting, Talking ad bars hating, Design club in Chicago seeking, Last Samurai watching, New here, Logo begging, Pet peeve raising, 1,000 post attaining, Word disliking, What mean LOL asking, Ultimate resource posting, Cool ad designing, Funny word quoting, Having problems with shoes, Van sticker designing, Student loan paying, Mikes new BC showing, Take away my posts requesting, Friggen Canadian seeking, Blue, Not fighting, Pissed that we’re all asleep, Seminar attending, Happy we got Saddam, Getting some of JAKOBKRIWAT’s post cards, Needing help, Cookie eating and getting laid, Really bad day having, Quitting smoking, Awesome flash designing Putting yourselves “on the map”, Scammed, In bed with the flu, Quiz taking, Bored, In luv, Topic #69 starting, Splish Splashing, And finally, Running back and forth wearing a pair of white long underwear, a loose pair of hiking boots, a pair of black boxers over the long underwear, and a leopard print jacket, I-pod getting, New sig designing, Just Blahhhh date having, Return of the King watching, Flamer classifying, 1,000 post achieving, Lunatic print customer serving, Bursty looking thing behind your name designing, Not studying for exams, Getting married, Buying the wife a Benz for Christmas, Quarantined with a $10,000 check, So impressed with a flash guy that he posted it twice, Orlando people seeking, Gift getting, Sick with the flu, Avatar picking, Bonehead free, Font hunting, Confident in PhotoShop, Glassy Bubble making, 72 dpi art receiving, New Years celebrating, Pagemaker problem having, Shoe illustrating, Contest wanting, Desktop viewing, Topic name changing, Moving to Texas, Going back to school, Returning from vacation, Stumped, Uninspired, Smoke free, Billboard designing, Wood burning, Glarey monitor having, Liable, Anal grocery shopping, Inventively spamming, Blunt, rude and tactless, Sunset capturing, Does this suck? wondering, Avatar losing, Putting tables inside other tables, Head changing, Funny movie picking, How much to charge? wondering, Video game playing, Pathetic, Possessed, Hebrew font seeking, Upgrading, Cheesy song remembering, Promoted sort of, Drunk, D-virginized, Surprised, Popcorn sharing, Feuding, Snowballing, Quifing, Fish eye giving, Beef curtain eating, Sweater splashing, Flow chart creating, Big job pricing, Sportbike riding, Re-scaling, Air brushing, Theatre poster designing, Logo creating, Peeing on your ex, Upgrade attempting, Contest ignoring, Gift searching, Wedding in may attending, White ink sighting, #1 online only graphic design magazine owning, Print sales considering, Home brewing, Insulted by D-Frag, Big ol tat showing, Cutting the heads off of photos, People picking, First website submitting, Font stressing, Internship getting, I need fish!! Proclaiming, All freakin night in the ER spending, Car trouble having, Micky Ds theme song hating, Measure the doorway forgetting, Posting a babe for no apparent reason, Finally getting rid of those damned ads, Secret keeping, Ice cream eating, Harassed by IT nazis, Going to Vegas, Gentlemanly, Super Bowl watching, Mug posting, Sexy new icon getting, Regretting, Old guy dating, Penguin whacking, So cold that…, Manly babe wanting, Checking out Janet’s boob, Having popup headaches, Questioning the ladies, Heading for Canada, Going from hate to love to hate to love, Hitting 2000, Hitting 500, Remote proofing, Customer lusting, Coca Cola copying, Meeting up in Dallas, Hating retail, Knowing you’re a graphic designer when, Helping the economy through sex, Related to a really bad haircut, Worried about rude clients, Needing some ideation, Evil cover designing, Chinese dragon seeking, Scanning, Feelin ornery, Questioning, Text wrapping, Plagued by the dreaded Quark error [69], New forum exploring, Advertising your own job, T&A choosing, Huge **** looking, I-Pod for the wife buying, Hitting the “New Topic” instead of the reply button, Losing all your posts, E-Bay buying, Facing your first bad client, Deciding if you’re Yankee or Dixie, Wanting to kill your boss, Meeting Case, Red blob posting, Color matching, Ancient thread resurrecting, Free logo designing, Tired of Arby’s logo, What kind of soap discussing, Bouncy babe posting, Strange thing eating, Double posting, Dissapearing, Doodle coloring, Expendable, Scamming some I-tunes, Getting it, Behind the wheel, Enjoying a big ol box o wine, LPI vs DPI explaining, Thinking of ever more sneeky ways to spam the board, What is a copywriter? Wondering, Ugly kotex thing posting, Wanting to squish a logo, Case worshiping, Dealing with helpful displays, Getting saved by Ryan, Toner buying, Silly hat wearing, Gripping about the academy awards, Getting married, Stopped by a cop, Jedi testing, Screwed over at work, Trapped by “Printmaster Gold”, Dirty joke telling, Still eating strange things, Contest leading, Clinging to OS9, Real job posting, Offended by Lisa’a butt, Desparate enough to try Elance, Extorting the wonders of Corel, Trying to make something look squished, Completely messed up, Logo begging, Spending too much time on the boards, Disgusted, In debt, Camera buying, Needing help, Wishing you could whack someone with a big book, Trying to sell ice to Eskimos, Really Really pissed at the boss, giant sig posting, Blocked, Proud of their morning wood, Wondering weather to steal, Endless problem having, Way way under paid, Can’t get it pierced and really pissed about it, Drooling over the Disney AD job, Extremely enthusiastic, Space decorating, Smiley pressing, Piñata whacking, Logoizing, Poop dodging, Thread deleting, Flyer slamming, Sizing up systems, Used to be called tripod, Excellently illustrating, Publisher hating, Employed by less-than-scrupulous people, Can’t eject, Surrounded by women, Talking about Adhesive polyester, PS crashing, Venting, New apartment getting, Bored out of your minds, Lava lamp burning, Girl meeting, Looking for Magnus, Movie reviewing, assigned a whussy color, GDF wallpaper designing, Suffering from a big fruit punch stain, Needing just one Viagra, Needing a job, Trying to make scuzzy looking text, Male attempting, Virus getting, Domain selling, Screwing up, Nemo hunting, Must buy mini I-Pod, Hating work, Powerbook buying, Big ass phone bill paying, Dreaming about Delete, Da Vinci Code reading, Lied to by girls, Hocky loving, Designing a great logo for WEANOOV, Hot for the Rock, Short on ram, Lots and lots of t shirt designing, Gettin some, Barry bonds hating, I’m not a pervert proclaiming, Pissed at the Bruins, Dubya despising, Chip eating, Can’t attach a zip, Conservative, Liberal, Client cursing, House buying, Still entering that logo contest, Asking our opinion and then disappearing forever, What to charge wondering, In love with Big Perm who is in love with Case and Mel, New and welcome, Ugly design loving, Wanting to get shed of that pesky client, Ripping off threadless, Car hunting, Wanting to go to Brazil for sex with 3 women, Benefiting from sex, Working for free, Wanting to print on wallpaper, Becoming an uncle, Hulk spotting, Textile pantone seeking, Refusing to “cut” a couple of babes, Going wireless, Wanting to know exactly why Indesign is better than Quark, Wondering if Times New Roman is evil, Creating a thread so long and strange that I had a hard time figuring out how to include it here, Having their logo trashed by an architect, Un-packing in their birthday suit, Back after being gone forever, Can’t see the favicon, Pissed about mythical Anti-Spam filters, Ordering that ugly chicken to do things, Finally getting paid, Katana wielding, Still making the longest thread ever, Cinco de mayo enjoying, Contest entering, Willing to design for free, Metal mouse pad buying, Can’t design their own logo, self promoting, Stumped on a bank logo, Iomega POS returning, Pissed off and not going to take it any more, Four gig a RAM buying, Dumb question asking, Housing costs comparing, Baby shower gift buying, Turning 29, Seeing Shrek, Coffee drinking, What fruit would you be wondering, Scared of getting drafted, Thousand post hitting, Fooled by Andy Kaufman even though he is dead, Posting for Olive Garden food, In the market for a 700 meg image, Wanting to work outside, Sending out them mailers, RANTING & RAVING, Refrigerator buying, Ferret getting, Being replaced by an HP, Having to interview to exit, Finals taking, Bra measuring, What the hell is the deal? wondering, Voting on D-Frag’s photos, Scared by SWOP, Mug posting, Going Harrr, Really pissed at them donut holes, Discovering you’re a D, North pole dwelling, Playing with Yetis and Penguins, Learning from e-mail, Hideous and not professional, Boobie having, Boobie sharing, Boobie squeezing, Boobie showing but not really, Boobie seeking, Boobie fondling, Loosing some teeth, Believing that Michael Moore is evil incarnate, Believing that Michael Moore is the dude, On a cruise, Schoolgirl slashing, Loving life in the real world, Not getting paid even though you won, Living with a constant woody, Supernatural believing, Defacing with defecation the bosses rug, Covered with rashes, Officially Moderatorized, Counting the days, Seeing one on the road, Advice seeking, Disrespectful to cats, Stimulated & growing, Worst logo hunting, Planning a surprise on the road, Hopped up, Pondering the meaning of perineum, Dealing with a font mess, Finally getting paid, 100 post hitting, Pierced, Feeling at home, Printing upside down, Living with weird bugs, Waving hello, Tired, pissed off and PDF deleting, racking up them post counts, one word at a time, Birthday celebrating, Moving, Confused about grooming, Pot luck joining, Liking it rough, Dying here, Wanting to crap in a transparent cranny, People pic posting, Pet pic posting, Gill sans squishing, Vectorizing, Harassed by the ex-boss, Hanging left or right, Meeting guber, Over taxed, Waiting for Details to post, Strange bubble finding, Disgusted with the owner, Bummed at no tapeworm, Saying hello, Pot lucking, Brainstorming, Ugly and poor, Pissed at Sherlock, Tri-fold estimating, Word associating, Nervous, Deleted, Hating those ratty Quiznos creatures, Two job working, Burned by lawyers, Drooling over 30 inches, Spiderman loving, Songs for infomercial writing, Fed up with IE, Using a penis man for a logo, Subject challenged, Attacked by fonts, Pissed at salespeople, Redhead admiring, Still checking out that duck, Blinded by an ugly fat woman, Influenced by Zepplin, Dreaming about us, Schooling the noobs, Friday post saving, Case changing, Hitting the big 2,000, Navel sniffing, Finally meeting Details, MIA for a while, Porn star rating,...

[Kool]

Pizza eating, Screwed by the printer, Never getting any respect, Pick up line learning, Heading for Canada, This land enjoying, Revenge of the Sith anticipating, Wishing you had a game, Wanting to sell porn, Reality watching, Enchanted by an Italian babe, Hard drive needing, Needing help in the shower from ladies, Confused about bleeds, Using a hottie as your canvas, Excluded from Zombo, Pissed at Dreamweaver, Screwed by sales reps, Creating a Cuban, Earplug wearing, Dongle wanting, Needing to be calibrated, Zartan flaming, Tattoo winning, Scared by a coffee ad, Drawing simply, Calling yourself designers, Back hurtin, Getting revenge on Email scammers, Still planning Boobie Island, Wishing they had a new member, Am I dumb or what wondering, Dealing with the WORST printshop ever, Working at the WORST printshop ever, Left out of the potluck, Working from home, Frustrated by Quark and OSX, Weird E-Bay item hunting, Jolt drinking, Returning to ask about vibrators, Motorhome buying, Exploring the wonders of registration, The secret to graphic design sharing, Belief stating, Dumped on by hurricanes, Thinking about quitting, Comic books & boobie posting, Dilbert reading, Lost in time, Art whores, Losing it early, Looking for MFAs, Sequel anticipating, Baby having, Paying too much for gas, Getting nabbed by Photocop, Wishing you could sleep, Searching for the holy iPod of Antioch, Thankful, Having trouble rotating, Corrupted by Corel Draw, Dominate babe posting, Getting waxed, Show mixing, Sig losing, Getting robbed, Horse loving, Trash talkin, Bedroom golf playing, Boxers, briefs, thong or natural wearing, First car getting, What really hit the pentagon wondering, Jealous of Defjoe, Evacuating Florida, Humping on hump day, Arriving from Denver, Cartoon watching, Domain selling, Robbed by the Refs, New mouse wanting, “I am not God” proclaiming, Web design hating, Horse buying, Member meeting, Skating, Discussing the subject of subjects, Humping, Powered by the McNutt, Getting married, Illustrator hating, Windows hating, Ridiculously brilliant, Fed up, One of those days having, Trapped on a cruise ship, Navy joining, Messy office having, Scared by Ivan, Cobbler cooking, Take out bra insert wanting, Name dropping, Dot net B using, Fireman becoming, Jelly on pancakes eating, Screwed by Ivan, Grommet hunting, Canadian TV loving, To pre-press or not asking, Pissed at windows, Period using, Relocated, Driver hunting, Degrassi watching, Pic posting, Pen island visiting, Computer choosing, Computer getting, Soulmate searching, All moved in, Near death Experiencing, Wondering about the breeding habits of Transformers, Kinda pissed off, Job Contemplating, Job needing, iPod engraving, Wanting to mate with celebrities, Stuck on a weird cat thing, The holy iPod of Antioch getting, Spider hating, Heading for the Big Apple, Dumb but honest, Saturday night losers, Freelancing on the side, Dissertation writing, Bubba Ho-tep liking, Returning from away, New pants ripping, Dead beat client trashing, Yakking for 8,500 minutes, No breakfast eating, Debating the debate, Out of a job, Spreading em at a storage unit, Offended by Donald Duck, I’ll flash ya if ya vote for me declaring, Skinny women, killer hooter viewing, Wall painting, New beer sampling, Breeched, Kitten fans, Tiny node hating, Telemarketer foiling, Recipe posting, Muscle aching, Superman & Rodney grieving, New kitty getting, Battery reading, Scared by talking urinal cakes, Offended by sex with pigs, Basic info posting, Heading off to the new job, Really, really excited by Quark 6, Rum drinking, Saw seeing, Recalled, Balloon swallowing, Happy, Watching the first snow of the year, Watching the Northern Lights, Deep thinking, Known as “Broad Wood” to the Elves, Icon replacing, Drink drinking, Dish washing, Still drawing simply, CD designing, Naked people drawing, Metric hating, Rejected, Horny but not for sex, Satellite radio listening, Caption composing, New job getting, Maybe working for the state, Ethical question asking, Dream job posting, Caught advertising, Wanting to see a gay pig, Still finding weird e-bay stuff, Official game post posting, Contest trashing, Confused by printing lingo, Won’t stay banned, Troll exterminating, Having trouble with glue, Turning 22, One of those days having, Wanting to work in Japan, Warcraft playing, Little animation creating, Unable to spell “the”, Nightmare client having, Favorite artist naming, Still painting with paint, Pic of a smile needing, Can’t read the language, Da Vinci Code reading, Bad driver hating, Free work trashing, What to charge asking, Lost watching, Working with the stinky coworker from hell, Conspiracy loving, Afraid of Mars, Not an advertisement posting, Christmas on Booby Island planning, Sloganizing, Sanford & Son looping in your head, Free work begging, Spouting off without knowing what you are talking about, Captionizing, Pissed of by noobs, Gameboy hunting, Getting your nads warmed by a laptop, Stressed at school, Ghost buying, Subject challenged, Pepsi drinking, Coke drinking, Advice needing, Starburst using, Baffled by fonts, Adobe PhotoShop CSI wanting, Stupid & drunk, Random, Thinking of relocating, screwing up, Unrested, Back aching, Posting queen, Still threatened by laptops, Snowflaking, Bitchin, Cheated out of your holidays, Comic Sans hating, Rear ended by an SUV, Unable to type a period, Credit card company harassing, PhotoShopping, Spiderman wannabeing, Birthday celebrating, Troll hunting, Christmas hating, Christmas loving, Boundary breaking, Punished by publisher, Not even getting a cookie, Really really bored, Really really hating Cingular, Bonus deprived, Back at work, Crappy gift getting, In the ditch, Photo enhancing, Hunting for the resolution of a PDF, Confidence lacking, Wiping out your PC with Linux, Can’t find a troll, Fark loving, Resoluting, Scanning them pics for the boss, Master of PhotoShop, Refusing to providing word, Pissed off, Offended, Offensive, Discouraged, Encouraged, Ignored, Helped, Flamed, Flaming, Cranky, Overworked, Unappreciated, New, Old, Experienced, Just starting out, Regular, Irregular, Knowledgeable, Stupid, Smart, Banned, Deleted, Arrogant, Meek, Trolling, Caught trolling, Happy, Sad, Satisfied, Outstanding, Mediocre, Lurking, Participating, Opinionated, and just plain mean, Sig loading, Just finding out that hot chicks have an advantage, Boston legal watching, Complaining about too much, Predicting, Worst job having, Hit head on, Drinking at work, Flaming Moe flaming, Convinced of the superiority of Fireworks, Graphic locking, Looking for an invite to booby Island, Dumped on by Dave Mathews, Troll killing, Mourning Johnny, Monday blues suffering, New job getting, New job interviewing, Office posting, To go or not to go pondering, Posting your mugs, Snow loving, Snow hating, If you, Are reading, This, Reply boo ya, Separating, Stumped, Wondering how to un-stuff stuff, Auto cadding, Do you use layers wondering, Offended by tacky, Having lots of printing problems, Unwilling to use word, Sorry to offend, Company killing, Bubble wrap popping, Deciding to go to Europe, Cute rat watching, Appalled, Scene generating, Creatively bankrupt, Dealing with word, Creepy baby posting, Bombarded by e-mails, Stuck with an extra page, If you, Are reading, This say hey hey, in your reply, Frustrated by lack of schools, Looking for templates, Site stealing, Afraid of getting sick, Missing colors, Amused by thoughts of a catapult, Blogging, Inkblot testing, Obsessed with sex, Crappy weekend having, Crappy week having, Anthem writing, Working with stupid people, Still trying for that iPod, Reminiscing, Pancake eating, G-Mail begging, Customer clichés noting, Valentining, Cheezy movie listing, Missing white, Joking, Website breaking, Comic Sans hating, Crappy weekend having, Pissed at Hockey, Flooded by GDF e-mails, Logo tracing, Sock losing, Non responsive, Lost in the portal, Chain reversing, Trying to set Arabic, Donating, Reviewing, Drooling over the Russian babe, Logo designing, Wondering about bleeding, Making things huge, Trapped in the jobs from hell, Screwed by someone evil & snide, Early rising, Searching for Pope shaped Doritos, Plagued by The Rasterization Fairy, Having issues with Illy, Annoyed by dialog boxes, Answering everything, Bitching, Moaning, Sick, Frightened by Alt, Should I stay in school wondering, Blue Banana hunting, Insurance company hating, Right Click missing, Siked, Still iPod questing, Fans of orgasmo, Chicken cooking, Pixel people hunting, Rollercoaster of freelance riding, Fighting with Illustrator, Really impressed by that duck, Up late, Dirty Smurf hunting, Office Space loving, Lightbulb changing, Potato eating, Deprived of boobs by MSN, Beer song ignoring, Talking to yourselves, Seal clubbing, Unable to consolidate, Waiting for tiger, Shape distressing, Boss hating, Job hating, Temporary, One of the top ten, Hunting for drugs online, Dr. Who watching, Scared by the King, Aflame, Various kinds of fruit, Beef cookin, Un-subscribed, Degreed, Un-Degreed, Suffering from smiley withdrawal, Envious of my stick, Procrastinating, Simpsons meeting, Self googleing, $100 finding, Spider hating, Calorie counting, Sleepless, All alone on the phones, STILL procrastinating, Beluga petting, Bagel eating, Out of oil, Pork eating, BEHOLD, for I am the ink eater proclaiming, Chunk finding, ipoding, Big red button pushing, Easter egg finding, Growing your brains with alcohol, Not scammed by shady iPods, Olympic logo hating, NIN loving, Naked man hunting, Soup eating, Living through monday, Heading for Japan, Extreme Makeover hating, Cinco de mayo celebrating, Wondering about the origins of the "bird", Office showing, Doll like, PRON playing and hating and still playing, Dreaming about the ladies, 5 lbs lighter, Really femmy doll making, Pondering the pronunciation of Marmot, 14% brutal, Mushroom eating, Compromised, Depressed, Addicted to 24, Refusing to swoosh, Off to meet up with Defjoe, Smug, Microsoft dumping, Really pissed at the DMV. Dissing Viki's mom, New Swiss Army iPod wanting, Encountering skunks, House hunting, PETA hating, Pickle loving, Egg eating, Laughing at the naked pig guy, Wanting to study porn, Star Wars seeing, House hunting, Zombo loving, Hating or loving or not caring about Harry Potter, On the road, Showing where we live, Wasting our time on stupid people, Contract needing, Still using pagemaker, Extentionless, Upgrading, Non competing, Illustrating on the clock, Kinda here, Receiving a tree, Sloganizing, Squealing, Peanut butter loving, Pie eating, Turning 29, Hyper, Bacon nailing, Screwed on the desk, Worn out from ripping phonebooks, Thinking of becoming a fireman, Frantically trying to save a bird, Wishing to dispense with monday, Going to New York, In pain, Emoticating, Low fat, Un-Official, Turning 30, Pirate naming, Comic altering, Fish eating, TV watching, Brand name buying, Car killing and replacing, Post reaching, Not a pancaking plumber, New G5 getting, Inclement weather enduring, Wondering about stocks, Smart & dumb state living, Dissed at the interview, Perfect file seeking, Bawl drinking, Baited & switched, Exposed to ABBA, Snacking, Boozing, Poked by Morea, Tiny fish snagging,....

[Kool]

Laughing at the worst art direction from a client, hands down! Office culture hating, Baby getting, Pregnant getting, House getting, Problems solved by Unc, Ready to vomit, Inappropriate, Donut seeking, Considering Aquent, Mad, Haunted, Bread battling, Busted by whoahorse, Foamboard cutting, Name needing, Podcasting, sidewalk cleaning, Suffering from expensive weed, Determined to be a wiener, Blogged down, Really really long winded, Gross, Bored, Mexican eating, Critical, Rebel getting, Engaged, Nude, Ravaged by six year olds on bikes, Designing shoes in China, 39 scoring, Haunted, Pasta slurping, Lint sculpting, Up late, Adobe snapping, Wondering whether to pica point or inch, Can't get out of bed, Cheap but with dignity, Still beating that dead horse, Button making, Not a fan of pudgy fire, 10,000 posts posting, Condo buying, Cookie eating, Into cars, Penguin poking, picas & points vs. inches debating, Bored, Stumped by huge EPS files, 15 minute designing, Color combining, Bad spelling, Turtle drawing, Logoworks trashing, Paper making, Morea loving, Cheered up, MP3 playing, Wishing, Bitching about bitching about bitching about bitching, Avatar changing, Too lazy to type "to", Getting older, Certifiably insane, Uselessly posting, Pet painting, Not dead, Cellphone hunting, Earth goggling, 10,000 posting, Salad battling, Bush ripping, Birthday celebrating, Back hurting, Florida hating, Post labor day blue, Surrounded by idiots, Tropical font wanting, Made dumb by IM, Windmill chasing, Turning 18, Dealing with satan, Wondering what happened to Keith, Sliding through monday, Cheap hotel hunting, Drinking in the middle of the week, Various TV show watching, Wondering what to wear, Large file sending, Em dashing, Trying to design with socks, Celebrating the goose, Gurus, Not getting enough vacation, UPS hating, Suffering from scratched nanos, Carbonated fruit eating, New bike getting, 100 and happy, Sneaky spamming, Forum quitting, Forum rejoining, Text shattering, favorite logo picking, Happy finger snapping, Listening to..., Max the cat hailing, Viking celebrating, Printed wrong, Sooooo much help needing, Singing about cows with guns, Poked, Tooth chipping, Papyrus hating, Vistaprint leaving, Dead loved ones wearing, New iMac getting, Doodleblogging, Non-compete pondering, Cancelled, Business plan writing, Underpaid, Phallic woman drawing, Voting for Zod, Leather pants wearing, Car the size of a bug wanting, Intrigued by monsters on the beach, Costume idea needing, Non inspired, Contest hating, Frustrated by an unejectable DVD, KKK penguin creating, Chili making, Pissed at FedEx, Big ass printer in the living room having, Trailer trash, All paid off, Drivers license finding, Front shock needing, Stewie watching, Errord, Starbucks loving, Starbucks hating, Old folks helping, Totally melting down, Holiday picking, Disappointed in karma, Annual reporting, Un-heated, Gall & gumption challenged, Intern displeased, Really pissed at big oil, crappy printing getting and blaming it on me, Halloweening, Circle cutting, Un entertained, Processor switching, Stressed, Banned, Pacino missing, HOW lurking, Supposed to be working, Button dicking, Shatner liking, Not banned, Thinking Christina’s a skank, Project managing, Captioning, Water drinking, Where is bob wondering, Chinese naming, Wondering if your ginger, Christmas crafting, Still not knowing what blog means, Free logo trashing, Wanting to go somewhere, Out to lunch sign making, Wrestler grieving, Humpty humping, Football discussing, Scary meeting attending, File filing, Turkey eating, Stuffing stuffing, Sleepy, Sleepy Sleepy, zzzzzzzzzz……., Back to the grind, Scared of robots, Mr. Miyagi mourning, Laptop shopping, New face welcoming, World's ugliest dog mourning, Captioning, Mad at mods, Confused by all the avatar changing, In a band, In fear of weird big red mosquitos, Trying to keep Max out of the Christmas tree, Warming up for BT, Typing pro, Cleavage filtered nuts eating, Intimidated by Chuck Norris, Lunchbox hunting, Paint naming, Jealous of fictional millionaires, Trivialized by lesbians, Missing grunge for about 2 minutes, Discounting, Answering questions that haven’t been asked, MS Word hating, Ice Cream eating, Missing John Lennon, Snowed on, Laugh at copulating deaf people, Cold, Sending email to the wrong person, House drawing, Top 5 album picking, Saying goodbye to your wisdom teeth, Entertained, Fed up with Liam, Heading for Spain, Powerpoint hating, Comic Sans hating, Marble background hating, Your job hating, snowglobe shaking, Xbox hunting, Drunken rampaging Santa watching, Turned on by really weird shoes, Out of drugs, Laughing at the guy who was hitting on his mom, Posting 15,000 things, Snowflake making, Pleased at the downfall of the client from hell, Looking to move to Minnesota, Not fooled by panhandlers, Still interested in burning stuff, Merry Christmas wishing, Turning 32, Wanting to upgrade Santa, Finally free of the evil target but still stuck with a big dental bill, Hunting for that strange “M” computer, Grieving that donut guy, Baseball missing, Tired of hearing, Pissed over kitsch, Going for some big bucks, Intro hating, Tired, Desk cleaning, Barely awake, Sun worshipping, Into cars, Screen capture posting, Promoted, Rainforrest saving, Jellybean eating, Equalizing, W.O.W. playing, Haunted, Pissed at the inefficient state of Florida, Out of time, Self congratulating, Cellular hating, Pet dressing, Newbie mistake making, Advice needing, 24 watching, Engaged, Thread hunting, Winnie the Pooh loving, Internet radio listening, Nasty font searching, Osama hating, Taco getting, New car buying, Brush loading, People loathing, Complimentary, Thread rating, Confused by Apple, Dumb customer serving, Mousepad using, Up or down pondering, Typing with your johnson, Vowing not to initial, Bad food eating, Spring feverish, Still finding weird ebay stuff, Raise getting, JFK discussing, Printshop defining, Unclear, Bored, Movie quoting, Demotivated, Auto mechanic hating, Drooling over that weird keyboard, Still asleep, Utterly baffled, Prank seeking, Groundhog annoying, Logo recognizing, Looking forward to the Superbowl, Addicted to broadband, Un shaven, Artichoke fearing, Gonna have twins, Stock marketing, Valentines loving, Valentines hating, New grandson acquiring, Hitler’s family pondering, Lego measuring, Attending concerts with morons, Racing to 1K, Quantum leap watching, Sea Monkey raising, Cold, iRobot Roomba Vacuum getting, Tired of spam, Looking for Bob, Scared of China, Pissed at logo designers, Not particularly interested in helping Canada's Boreal forest, Missing Morea, Big gig getting, Monty Python liking, Planning on enjoying a pancake on National Pancake Day, Nuts of passion seeking, Earth cooling pirates, Tiny movie watching, Skinny or curvy pondering, Pancaking, Spring feverish, Some 4 things telling, Have you a soul asking, Overreacting, Not interested in being an apprentice, End of the internet reaching, Kid smacking, Venting noobs, Amused by that annoying Llama song, Fake birthday celebrating, Mortgage burning, Girl Scout cookieless, Baseball cap appreciating, Caught by the black blocks, KP mourning, Folded royal flush flopping, So excited by anime, Plumpy loving, What if the south had won pondering, Liger loving, Drooling over furry crustaceans, Loving your penis, Hippyish, Afraid you scratched your monitor, Proud of being a chapter, Accepted at SCAD, Horribly boring thread about boring Monday creating, First GDF post recalling, Making the cover, Soprano watching, American idol watching, Jamba juice drinking, Harassed by cops, Verizon hating, Meeting Satan again, Vacation planning, Laughing at Bush, Mural painting, Sign seeing, Lost watching, Totally melting down, “A” getting, Shyly hello saying, 1,000 post posting, 4,000 post posting, Jimeda thanking, Surrounded by hostile man hating lesbians, Ethics questioning, Micromanaged, Does pondering, Finger mangling, No “E” typing, Chinese video watching, Architect hating, Train hating, Eye dilating, Opportunity missing, Smart people test failing, Appearing on the BBC, Haunted, Hitting 1K, Heading to Minnesota, Charitable, Hanging out at the cookout, Savings time hating, No longer working for the man, Webserver losing, Poster giving, Direction seeking, James blunt hating, Newbie loving, Cat naming, Taste debating, Triplets having, Lyric searching, Family Guy debating, Scared of the mumps, Captioning, Just whining, Bad boy loving, Rejected, Woken up, 15,000 layer looking, Spring welcoming, Free logo seeking, Easily amused, Popcorn hating, Reaching 50, Mushroom discussing, Robin hating, company pet loving, Gravograph owning, Serious question asking, Pissed about expensive gas, Won’t be around much, Hockey loving, Sports center hating, No pants wearing, First smiley finding, Wii wanting, Perfume hating, Cheesy sig acquiring, In your happy place, Lightened up, ROOOOLS following, Lunchtime crazy, Shit aligning, Bob Ross lovin, Car selling, Screwed by freelance, Sleepy, UV Tattoo wanting, Un-inspired, Depressed, Going to Nashville, Lost liking, Belittled by non designers, So pancaking mad, Original original Star Wars wanting, Pants less, Word needing, Weekend loving, Flooded out, Needing a vectorizing, Survivor watching, Wondering about “Kernal Panics”, Seriously frustrated, Named like a cyborg, Officially bored, Amazed by apple, Deep & meaningful topic discussing, 20,000 hitting, Rolling Rock mourning, Turning 50, Brownie batter eating, Pissed at your clock, Moral questioning, Breast saving, Tiara wearing, Walking for the first time, Goose in your tub, Familiar with a lot of bad beer, Fired, Ripped off by school, Hard drive losing, Ear candle burning, Google imaging, Boiling with jealousy, New ride getting, X-men watching, Twins having, Bread loving, Addicted to stuff, Flag flying, Oasis hating, Pistachio pudding making, Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetuer adipiscing elit. Quisque et nibh. Quisque a eros. Aenean vel nulla. Aliquam mattis velit ac tortor. Maecenas sem turpis, suscipit in, molestie ut, venenatis eu, augue. Morbi placerat. Praesent tempor mauris a nunc. Nulla facilisi. Vivamus malesuada sapien in quam. Meeting up in the Big Apple, Pencil faxing, Lobster eating, Lobster fearing, Something stupid inventing, Pranking, Hells Kitchen watching, Morea missing, Actually interested in soccer, Connie Chung watching, Obscene thoughts about the China stadium having, Finally getting the old lady back, Peeing on the earth, Scotch drinking, Talkin bout shoes, Seeing colors, Cell phoneless, Not hating, Waiting for Spiderman, Thursday liking, Taking Monday off, House buying, Scared by Earwigs, Maddox hating, Name dropping, Obama liking, Chicken eating, Ripping off iStock, Thread eating, Not particularly mourning Ken Lay, Still not hating stuff, Moondoggie designing, Annoyed by car alarms, Various kinds of dogs, Back from the hospital, Ugly feet having, Taco getting, Syd mourning, Stuff learning, String hoarding, Looking down Terra’s shirt, In the mood music picking, Colin Farrell hating, Pissed off at Yates, New dog getting, Metallica hating, Image inserting, Checking out the big dresser, Messy desk having, Calling on comic geeks, Jelly bean eating, Hug needing, Office loving, Cowboys vs Ninjas vs Pirates,....

[Kool]

debating, Hot sleeping, WD40 spraying, UFO seeing, Gradient using, Into Ween, Networked on Unix, Banana pudding eating, Designing with colostomy bags, Jazz loving, On tenterhooks Easily impressed, Noodle loosing, Room renting, Underwear celebrating, Unproductive because of GDF, Design test taking, Discovering you need bulbs, Posting while drunk, No longer saying google, Twins having, Dewey the pressman wanting, Argueing about smoking, Raiders of the Lost Ark with Bunnies watching, Leaving in a snit, Getting married, Pissed at the lack of strippers at funerals, Bored by TV, Emmy watching, Meat cloning, Loving Bruce Campbell, Lookin for Kool, Back from Tanzania, Flag discussing, Nice, Wishing you could kick the crap out of that guy who threatened Rickselfs daughter, Helping Anna, Not going to a bikini babe photoshoot, Egotistical, Getting Married, Jamming live on the radio, Into Tom, Ann Coulter torturing, Seal generating, Mourning the Croc Hunter, Bonsai killing, Paris hating, Hair stylin, Wondering if anybody lives in Dearborn, Discussing the pros & cons of Necrophilia, Baby discussing, Work hindering GDFing, Bad joke telling, Myspacing, Waiting for Borat, Football watching, Getting the new house, Looking for a good sucker, Lotto winning, Hero making, HD wanting, Bush hating, Bush loving, IQ testing, Listening to the poon tang man, Huge sig having, Wie wanting, Things you can’t take on a plane discussing, Dealing with ebay idiots, Nina Simone liking, Hedgehog raping, Sad about Willie, Hawaii honeymooning, X losing, Buddyless, Pirate talking, Confessional, Artpadding, Vocabulary spinning, Job needing, Cold catching, Saints loving, Laughing at that chick on Price is Right, Muppetized, Without fonts, Business card faxing, First sick day taking, Crust hating, Arm trouble having, Smile deprived, Turning green, Drunk in Milwaukee, Musical suit wearing, Memorizing, Indian thriller loving, Deep thinking, Paying too much for gas, Spanking Mac, Burdened with idiot bosses, Still producing gibberish one word at a time, Signing, Dead Heads, Dreaming, Gaming, Musical condom wearing, Cold, Extremely fertile, Bear scaring, Looking forward to bad ass strippers, Kid selling, Fall hating, Entertaining yourself, Considering becoming a paperboy, $49 plasma TV wanting, Bad driving, Screwed by the power company, Miranda Lambert lusting, Seal generating, Bike riding, Stupid cat watching, Kitty litter eating, Trader Joes loving, Last minuting, Cat bowling, Can’t wait for Christmas, Christmas dreading, Not new, M&Ming, In a pickle, Four day working, Myspacing, Cranky over politics, Moved, Penguin diving, Hot for Ms Dewey, Graphic Designers!!!

[mac.FINN]

Bummed at no tapeworm

ummm what?

[Jackimalyn]

man kool!

[morea]

L M F A O ! http://img111.imageshack.us/img111/6687/rofldb7.gif

Hot damn, I remember a LOT of these!

[balou]

OK. I want what Kool's taking!! Maybe I'll get this damn catalog finished today.

WOW KOOL!!! Happy Friday!

[Craig B]

You lost me at "All you ..."

[balou]

LOL! Imagine that, "boob" comes up 13 times in there. (.)(.) ;)

[Exodus]

WOW! :eek: From the ones before my time that sparked my curiosity to the ones I remember and have brought back memories... Good Stuff! :D

[Drorain]

awesome job kool, this is nuts!

happy friday all!

[TheBluePanda]

holy christ, this thread is an instant legend!

[Kool]

Thank You, Thank You, I just couldn't resist. :D

I started a word file with just the intro parts (there was no QOTW back then) back with my very first Friday Post. Just under 8,000 word later it stands at 16 pages long. http://home.comcast.net/~rnick9/koolsmiley.gif

[morea]

ok, ok... my favorites: ALL YOU...

Running back and forth wearing a pair of white long underwear, a loose pair of hiking boots, a pair of black boxers over the long underwear, and a leopard print jacket

Bursty looking thing behind your name designing

Helping the economy through sex

Can’t get it pierced and really pissed about it

Fooled by Andy Kaufman even though he is dead

Bummed at no tapeworm

Needing help in the shower from ladies

Excluded from Zombo

The holy iPod of Antioch getting

BEHOLD, for I am the ink eater proclaiming

Poked by Morea (<- hee hee hee)

Jealous of fictional millionaires

Pleased at the downfall of the client from hell

Planning on enjoying a pancake on National Pancake Day

Nuts of passion seeking

Wishing you could kick the crap out of that guy who threatened Rickselfs daughter

GRAPHIC DESIGNERS!!!! I love you guys. :) Thanks for all the laughs.

[morea]

Thank You, Thank You, I just couldn't resist. :D

I started a word file with just the intro parts (there was no QOTW back then) back with my very first Friday Post. Just under 8,000 word later it stands at 16 pages long. http://home.comcast.net/~rnick9/koolsmiley.gif


wow, truly impressive, Kool! :D

[danedawg99]

wowzers!! O_o that's amazing! great stuff, Kool!

[Mynock]

GDF By The Numbers
'Porn' is mentioned 5 times
'Boobie' - 8 times
'Logo' - 42 times
'Free' - 13 times
'Loving' - 40 times
'Hating' - 77 times
'Beer' - 5 times
'Pirate' - 5 times
'Troll' - 4 times
'Comic Sans' - 3 times

[urstwile]

Magnificent anthology, Kool! And happy 150th Friday Post! :)

[CamarotaDesign]

Planning on enjoying a pancake on National Pancake Day

GRAPHIC DESIGNERS!!!! I love you guys. :) Thanks for all the laughs.

National Pancake Day!? oh man I missed that? I want one with whipped cream and a cherry.

[PrintDriver]

That's too funny, man!

[morea]

it'll come around again... February 20th, 2007

[The_Black_Knight]

I tell you what, Kool, that's all QOTW-worthy!

Wait...

[frankster]

National Pancake Day!? oh man I missed that? I want one with whipped cream and a cherry.

Ah yes, pancake day. I love a good hard pancake!

[morea]

indeed :D

[Exodus]

Ah yes, pancake day. I love a good hard pancake!

You said it! I sure could use one too!

[CamarotaDesign]

I could go for a pancake or two right now.

[frankster]

I could go for a pancake or two right now.

well, if your husband or wife isn't in the mood for one then you can always go here...

http://www.sanfranboardman.com/images/rando_pics/ihop_montage.jpg

[balou]

oh oh. This looks like a potential Friday PS party location!

[frankster]

oh oh. This looks like a potential Friday PS party location!

ok, here we go. I'm waiting for you all ;)

http://www.sanfranboardman.com/images/rando_pics/GD_ihop.jpg

[balou]

http://img96.imageshack.us/img96/3013/gdihop2pv7.jpg

[morea]

mmm, how much for a good pancake? TGIF! ;)

http://img117.imageshack.us/img117/9889/ihopnr7.jpg

[Mynock]

http://img126.imageshack.us/img126/8250/partyuh1.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

[Mynock]

oops, Where did you go Mo?

[morea]

right here, silly. Went back for more cash.

http://img468.imageshack.us/img468/3024/ihoppityqs4.jpg

guys, the forum will resize your image and make you look all pixelly if you go too big. Usually I save it as 680 pixel width. In case anybody cares...

[frankster]

oh my god Mynock! Stop pointing that thing at me!

[Caddyman]

How you doin? kinda cold out here, lucky i have some scotchy scotch scotch to keep us warm

http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f265/CaddymanLNL/ihoppityqs5.jpg

[morea]

lmao, that is a SEXY robe there, caddyman. :D



EDIT: you sharing that scotchy scotch by any chance?

[Neballer]

El Camino - Excellente! - good stuff Kool :D

[mac.FINN]

http://img120.imageshack.us/img120/4857/ihoppartyng2.jpg

I'm brining my own Syrup - pure Canadian :D

[frankster]

ok Mynock, have it your way. Your toy ray gun vs my AK47! Your move matey...

http://www.sanfranboardman.com/images/rando_pics/GD_ihop2.jpg

[mac.FINN]

hey ... put me back!

[frankster]

oh, knickers mac. I guess we posted at the same moment.

[morea]

lmao, frankster.

http://img331.imageshack.us/img331/3665/ihoppartyxn4.jpg

[frankster]

http://www.sanfranboardman.com/images/rando_pics/GD_ihop3.jpg

[Neballer]

oops

[patkennedy78]

I hope no one is wearing the same dress I am

[Neballer]

http://img251.imageshack.us/img251/7002/ipdslp5.jpg

[morea]

(back to regular size)


http://img241.imageshack.us/img241/1213/ihoppartykt5.jpg

[mac.FINN]

lol Neb!

ps. thanks Frankster - and Mo.

[Neballer]

i loves me some pancakes! :D

[Exodus]

http://img174.imageshack.us/img174/9702/ihoppartykt5cp8.jpg

[reuber1]

Holy damn. That's some postage, Kool. Nice!

[reuber1]

Oh shit, a PS party. I have no chance of getting in on this one.

[frankster]

interesting, you can say shit but not ****, what about shitty****?

ah, it appears not. I find shit much more disturbing than ****, which I think are quite fantastic. Then again I have two kids in nappies, so shit is my life right now.

[Exodus]

Want us to put ya in there Reubs?

[morea]

yer welcome.

I'm next!

[morea]

(waiting... waiting... waiting... come ON, imageshack. For the love of God!)

http://img333.imageshack.us/img333/1672/ihoppitysa0.jpg

[Mynock]

Force field. BOO-YAH!
http://img258.imageshack.us/img258/4510/partyhk0.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

[morea]

you knob! lol :D

http://img308.imageshack.us/img308/4218/ihoppityvx9.jpg

[Exodus]

Where did Mo's sign go?

Edit: Ahhh, there we go!

[morea]

it's back. I'm quick. ;)

[Exodus]

http://img252.imageshack.us/img252/9461/ihoppityvx9kj0.jpg

[morea]

excellent. :D

[Jackimalyn]

http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j139/jackimalyn/ihoppityvx9kj0copy.jpg

[Danger_Mouse]

:)

[Mynock]

Ah shucks. MO!!!!!!!
http://img483.imageshack.us/img483/3325/partyng6.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

[Jackimalyn]

ahh everyones posting too fast!

[TheBluePanda]

yikes, 4 new pix in a couple minutes

[danedawg99]

i gotta get in later!

[Danger_Mouse]

waaaaah ! I no longer exist! (cries self to sleep)

I will re-add once i get home no worries

[TheBluePanda]

I took mine out of the equation for now. heh

[G-Man79]

"Peeing on your ex"

^Har! Good work as always Kool.

[Ned]

Whoo Hoo! I found a parking spot, right out front!

http://mediamainline.com/parties/ihoppity.jpg

*EDIT: Crap... I just realized I'm in a handicapped spot! No telling!

[CamarotaDesign]

I've been trying to make this my avatar, but cant get it down in file size enough. Anyways, ok to change it back after this, I just wanted to post cause its so badass.:D


http://www.marketingexpertsinc.net/images/IhopittyChappelle.gif

[TheBluePanda]

LoL finally someone materialized the idea I've been pondering for a long time. :D

[Danger_Mouse]

I just assumed they were "illegal" in GDF as I have never saw one.

[CamarotaDesign]

illegal? funny dancing crackheads are never illegal in GDF!

[Kool]

I love it!

OK I'm gonna lock this for a few and get it all caught up since all kinds of people are missing on various pics. Be back in a sec.

[Kool]

Okay did I miss anybody?

http://koolsplace.com/images/pancakeparty.jpg

Sorry Cam, that gif was too giffy eck. :)

[Jackimalyn]

nice kool!

[daSnarf]

lol

[Ned]

Whoo hoo!

[morea]

damn, I step out for an hour and look what happens!
well, we can SORT of include cam, LOL

http://img190.imageshack.us/img190/9766/ihoppartyhy3.jpg

[Ned]

Thanks Morea... I see that my parking spot is no longer handicapped. :D

[Kool]

Cool Morea, you fixed all the bits I kinda hurried through too.

[Red Kittie Kat]

Ok ... I finally made it .... ;)


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v54/RedKittieKat/ihoppartyhy3.jpg

[Kool]

Ouch, my dates arm was severed at the shoulder. :D

[Red Kittie Kat]

and ... Kool... I was quite out of breath by the time I got that read :D

good stuff man! :D

[Ned]

Ouch, my dates arm was severed at the shoulder. :D

Ah, but a flesh wound! :D

Great pic, Kittie...

Is it my imagination, or did the fruit on Mac's face change from the first iHop pic? I seem to remember some orange garnish next to the pancake...?

[morea]

Cool Morea, you fixed all the bits I kinda hurried through too.

you know WHY? It's cause I didn't see that this thread had gone onto a third page! I saw Mynock's post "MO!!" and started putting the bloody thing together... then realized it had already been done!

Guess that'll learn me, huh? :p

Sorry about your date's arm, Kool. (Stinkin layers!) I found it for her. :D


http://img337.imageshack.us/img337/6818/ihoppartyvo4.jpg

[Red Kittie Kat]

Thanks Ned :D

[Jackimalyn]

i just noticed (im slow) patkennedy, are you on the body of mrs butterworth?? lmao

[Kool]

Thanks, she was gonna need that arm a little later tonight. :D

[Kool]

and ... Kool... I was quite out of breath by the time I got that read :D

good stuff man! :D

You actually read it all :eek: I didn't even do that. ;)

[Jackimalyn]

Thanks, she was gonna need that arm a little later tonight. :D
:eek:

[patkennedy78]

patkennedy, are you on the body of mrs butterworth?? lmao

No, but I'd like to be, Mrs Butterworth is a hottie!!! LMAO! :D

But yes, I am.

[Red Kittie Kat]

I love the pancake shoved in Nebs mouth :D


.... and Kool.... I admit I skimmed a little .. but I read most of it :D

[morea]

I dun this for urstwile.

http://img190.imageshack.us/img190/3959/ihoppartywo0.jpg

[morea]

You actually read it all :eek: I didn't even do that. ;)

I did, too.


Thanks, she was gonna need that arm a little later tonight. :D


ooh, yeah. LMAO!

[patkennedy78]

I love the pancake shoved in Nebs mouth :D

Ok, Lets not make this CNSFW, and skip posting the pic of the teenage boy trying to pancake his own mouth. Don't deny it, you know you've seen it in that priceless ad.


:D:D:p

[frankster]

and with a few modifications to my weapon Mynock gets a shock as his force field crumbles...


http://www.sanfranboardman.com/images/rando_pics/GD_ihop4.jpg

[CamarotaDesign]

lol, nice one Frankster

damn, I step out for an hour and look what happens!
well, we can SORT of include cam, LOL



Yay!! thanks Morea. Hey one of these days we oughtta try and all coordinate an animated party!

[morea]

LMAO Frankster!

[Ned]

Oh, we got some thrillin' action going on here! :D

[Danger_Mouse]

lol, funny stuff

[reuber1]

Thanks Exodus! Awesome pic, BTW.

The way things have been, I have a feeling my forum time is going to become extremely limited. Oh well, Happy Friday!

[danedawg99]

Gotta get me some pancakin'!!!
http://img216.imageshack.us/img216/7569/gdihop4lo7.jpg

[balou]

Now flying spaghetti monster is gone.

[danedawg99]

GAH! I didn't even notice! MO!!!

[balou]

Cool effect Frankster! :)

[morea]

I've got your back, dane. ;)

http://img241.imageshack.us/img241/4964/ihoppartyka7.jpg

[urstwile]

Yay, I'm back! Thanks Mo! :D

[Exodus]

Thanks Exodus! Awesome pic, BTW.

The way things have been, I have a feeling my forum time is going to become extremely limited. Oh well, Happy Friday!

No problem Reuber! I saw that pic and had to use it!

I know how work goes. It's Saturday and I'm at work. Too much stuff came in last minute yesterday... gotta catch up.

[Ned]

Here is for Cornfed....

http://mediamainline.com/parties/ihoppity2.jpg

[Red Kittie Kat]

Great job Ned :D

[Ned]

I've got your back, dane. ;)


Ha, I just noticed Myst in there! :D

[Ned]

Great job Ned :D

Thanks, Kat. That's making me hungry now... :p

[Red Kittie Kat]

hehe .... want a corndog?


:p

[Ned]

Yes... I do.... :D

[Red Kittie Kat]

Here you go :D


http://www.hormel.com/images/glossary/c/corndog.jpg

[Ned]

Thanks, Kittie. You understand a man's cravings. :D

[urstwile]

Something about corndogs gross me out, I'm not sure why, because I love a hotdog as much as the next hotdog lover. But I dunno, corndogs are ooky.

[morea]

^ LMAO - same here! :eek:

[Ned]

Cornbread and weiners... How much better can you get? :D

[Red Kittie Kat]

I love corndogs .... always have ... I'm with Ned... cornbread and hotdogs... mmm mmm good :D

[Samakimoto Graphics]

Nice ?summary? Kool. Not what I was expecting though...

[Ned]

What were you expecting? Corn dogs? :)

[frankster]

I'd rather a quality sausage roll any day
http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/40771000/jpg/_40771345_sausage203.jpg
mmm, yum yum yum, although I do strongly approve of any food that comes with a free stick.

[Riya]

LOL, frankster....
free sticks are very very good.

[Ned]

although I do strongly approve of any food that comes with a free stick.

Mmmmm... Kabobs!! :p

[Samakimoto Graphics]

I'm good for any roll if it has fish in it. I'm in a fishy mood.

[frankster]

Mmmmm... Kabobs!! :p

we call them kebabs and the chicken tikka variety provided by sarjaan'a in Rusholme Manchester are the bestest in the whole wide world. Mmmm freshly baked naan bread and mango chutney. I'm counting the days till we can travel home this xmas and eat another.

[Red Kittie Kat]

I can't say I have every had food on a stick that I didn't like :D


............... speaking of which ...........


It's candy apple season!!! :D

[Ned]

Not to mention Cotton Candy!!

[mac.FINN]

that's really more of a paper cone than a stick... but I'll let it slide.

This time.

[Red Kittie Kat]

lmao mac ... you are always right on top of things :D

[mac.FINN]

Someone has to be. You want to see the GDF fall into Anarchy and Chaos and possible typos? I didn't think so!

[Red Kittie Kat]

All hail Mac.Finn!! http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v54/RedKittieKat/smilies/notworthy.gif


:D

[Ned]

Heil Mac!

[urstwile]

we call them kebabs and the chicken tikka variety provided by sarjaan'a in Rusholme Manchester are the bestest in the whole wide world. Mmmm freshly baked naan bread and mango chutney. I'm counting the days till we can travel home this xmas and eat another.
mmmm, drool. I love naan. And chicken tikka. And most things east Indian food wise, it's like my special warm fuzzy feelings food. Just had some Friday night.

[Exodus]

Just had some Friday night.

..... ;)

[balou]

The Minnesota State Fair is a plethera of food on a stick. Actually, food on a stick is it's schtick. ;)

Here's proof: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l-5Lr2IhB_o

[Exodus]

Wow, that's a lot of different foods on a stick! I wouldn't have thought to have some of those on a stick...

[urstwile]

..... ;)
Well, one thing does tend to lead to another, after all. ;)