Ned vs. Kittie - Photoshop Fisticuffs!

[Ned]

Okay, Kittie... Here's the first image for you to dance around with... :D

http://img75.imageshack.us/img75/6341/nedvskittie1ue4.jpg

For those of you who don't know what we're doing - the game is Photoshop Tennis (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Photoshop_tennis), as was challanged in this (http://www.graphicdesignforum.com/forum/showthread.php?p=311423#post311423) thread.

[Red Kittie Kat]

hmmmm ... ok ... gotta think on this one :D

[Exodus]

hmmmm ... ok ... gotta think on this one :D

Don't hurt yourself... ;)

[Ned]

I already did, Exodus. My head is spinning right now. Or that could be because I've not been feeling good all day... Time for some more codine...

[frankster]

Go Kitty! Go Kitty!

http://twc.bc.ca/images/animated-cheerleader.gif

[Ned]

No fair! How come I don't get a cheering squad? :o

Just because she's prettier than I, and kinder, and smarter... Hmph!

*EDIT: Oh look, I got my own... :D

http://img135.imageshack.us/img135/7645/cheersz5.jpg

YAY, NED!

[frankster]

I'll cheer you on when it's your turn mr greedy! Very nice tulip by the way.

[Ned]

Very nice tulip by the way.

Thanks. I wish I could say I drew it.... :rolleyes:

Psssst... If you're at all curious about the girl - that's Janet Jackson, from one of her promotional pictures she was providing to designers for her '21' CD cover. I would never partake in spec work like that, but I did grab her images and run. :D

[Red Kittie Kat]

Ok ................. here's a start :p


Shup Ned :D


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v54/RedKittieKat/GDF/ned_vs_kittie_1copy.jpg

[Ned]

:eek: Damn you, Kittie! You are good!

Now I gotta work for it...

...um... after dinner. ;)

[Red Kittie Kat]

lmao ... I'm sure you will figure out something ;) :p

[ecsyle]

Tennis is awesome. I would like to see more of it here :)

[Red Kittie Kat]

We should have it more often ... I love this sort of stuff ;)

[hewligan]

The nose on your freaky buddha person is giving me the fear. I think it might be the nose of evil.

[Ned]

Heh heh... It is kinda freaky, isn't it? That's what I love about it!

Here's mine...

http://img209.imageshack.us/img209/6981/nedvskittie3wk8.jpg

[Red Kittie Kat]

Blast!! What have you done to me Ned!!!


:D


Well now this will take some doing ;)

[Ned]

Heh... The color is evile, isn't it? I was inspired by the evil nose! :D

[JPnyc]

Very Paul Gaugin.

[balou]

Great you guys! I have to admit, I didn't know what Photoshop Tennis was.

[Ned]

I bet you thought it was a game you played in the office with your Creative Suite CD box and an extra large pica rule, right? :D

[hewligan]

Well I for one don't have a pica rule, but those LCDs in front of me look kinda like big racquets. I'm sure nothing could possibly go wrong if...

[frankster]

...either that, or going up to the photo printing counter at your local drug store, throwing them a racket whilst shouting "c'mon then!" and then bombarding the sales staff with a hail of tennis balls.

[Red Kittie Kat]

Ok Ned my friend ......... I believe we are at 30 all :D


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v54/RedKittieKat/GDF/ned_vs_kittie_4copy.jpg

[Ned]

Grrrrrr... But damn, that does make the room, doesn't it?

[Red Kittie Kat]

I wouldn't mind that in my living room :D

[urstwile]

Is there another thread that started this game? I'm late to the GDF today, damned work! :D

[hewligan]

Yeah, there is. Check the bottom of Ned's first post in this thread - it points to the challenge.

[urstwile]

Ah, thanks hewligan! :)

[Red Kittie Kat]

One thread leads to another all the time around here :D

[hewligan]

No worries.

And damn but that was a sneaky lob from Kitty.

[Red Kittie Kat]

moi??? Sneaky?? :D

[Ned]

Two can play at THAT game! :D

http://img75.imageshack.us/img75/5285/nedvskittie5wr6.jpg

[Red Kittie Kat]

lmao Ned! That's great :D


Ok ... off to the drawing board :D

[Ned]

The lights are borrowed from a current client... I'm working on their ad at the same time. :D

[Ned]

Sorry guys... My server is being worked on right now - being moved to another system. I'll have to repost those images on Imageshack for now...

[Red Kittie Kat]

Ok ... here is my last one for tonight ;)

Gotta get my sickypoo self into bed ... this is a lot of fun Ned :) Hope you get your server issues worked out ;)


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v54/RedKittieKat/GDF/ned_vs_kittie_6.jpg

[JPnyc]

Lemme guess, he's applying for a job at an art gallery, yes?

[Ned]

Heh... That's gotta be it, Jpync. That really looks great, Kittie Kat! Now that's the living room I want... :D

[Red Kittie Kat]

That could very well be :D

[Red Kittie Kat]

Thanks Ned... and Me too!! :D


Ok I am really going now .... nite nite guys ... I'll pick up where we left off after I get some sleep ... go easy on me Ned ;)

[Ned]

Ok ... here is my last one for tonight ;)

Gotta get my sickypoo self into bed ...

You're under the weather too, eh? I've been icky all day. Hope you feel better in the morning! Take two aspirins and call me. :D

[hewligan]

Lemme guess, he's applying for a job at an art gallery, yes?


I dunno, given the earlier "evil" theme they had going on, I say it's Patrick Bateman from American Psycho. Hey! Who's for some Huey Louis and the News?

/hewligan starts rockin' out to Uptown Girl

[urstwile]

Thanks Ned... and Me too!! :D


Ok I am really going now .... nite nite guys ... I'll pick up where we left off after I get some sleep ... go easy on me Ned ;)
Oooh, great opportunity for someone to catch up to Kat's post count!

[Ned]

I don't think it'll work, Urst, unless somebody slips her a very strong sleeping pill. :D

[Ned]

And... Interviewee becomes interviewer...

Kool: I was thinking about you. Thought you might like this rendition. :D

http://img205.imageshack.us/img205/1875/nedvskittie7vt4.jpg

[frankster]

I remember that cheeky lass from our ihop party.

[Ned]

She goes well with pancakes. :D

[Red Kittie Kat]

lmaooo Ned ... yer killin' me :D


Ok .... off to the drawing board again :D

[Ned]

This challenge is starting to look like a party! :rolleyes:

[frankster]

After the sig thread I think we should have a bad taste ps party this friday

[Red Kittie Kat]

lmao Frank ... sounds like a plan :D

[Red Kittie Kat]

Ok Ned................ here ya go :D


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v54/RedKittieKat/GDF/nedvskittie7vt7.jpg

[Red Kittie Kat]

***tapping foot***

[Ned]

Damn... that's a good one, Kittie... Can't mess around much now though. I'm supposed to be working, y'know. :D

And that's so sweet that you sent me something... Is that you looking bored on the couch, or are you the one hogging all the spotlights? :D

[greyghost]

wow you guys, this is so fun to watch! I LOVE it!

We should do this more often. Never seen it before.

[Red Kittie Kat]

lmao you two :D


and no ... I'm the one on the couch ... that damn chick is stealing all the attention :D

[CamarotaDesign]

Oooh! Kittie serves up a 150mph heater to match Ned's ace. The match is really starting to heat up folks!

[CamarotaDesign]

wow you guys, this is so fun to watch! I LOVE it!

We should do this more often. Never seen it before.

Yeah we should!! I say we have a monthly tournament or something. This is great!

[Red Kittie Kat]

Oooh! Kittie serves up a 150mph heater to match Ned's ace. The match is really starting to heat up folks!


:D this is fun ...

We need to do one with everyone next ...


I think the rule is the person who calls "Next" get to put up the next serve and no one can call next again until that one gets posted.... or something like that ;)

[Ned]

and no ... I'm the one on the couch ... that damn chick is stealing all the attention :D


That biotch! These guys in their valentino suits and their ray-ban glasses think they've got taste, and here they are watching some skanky street-walker in a garter belt. You're WAY too good for them, Kittie!!

[Red Kittie Kat]

I know .... I know .... they just can't see it! This is the problem I have had all my life!




:D :D

[CamarotaDesign]

:D this is fun ...

We need to do one with everyone next ...


I think the rule is the person who calls "Next" get to put up the next serve and no one can call next again until that one gets posted.... or something like that ;)

I was thinking we could have individual matchups and a full bracket system! but a big free for all would be pretty cool too.

[Red Kittie Kat]

I'll play no matter how it gets set up .... I'm easy going :D

[Exodus]

I'll play .... I'm easy :D

.... ;)



:p

[Ned]

Heh heh... I was just about to do that, Exodus. You know what they say - Dirty Minds think alike, and Perverts seldom differ. :D

Oh, and I love the idea of having an open challenge where somebody says, "next" to reserve rights to the next turn...

[Red Kittie Kat]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v54/RedKittieKat/smilies/surprise.gif Hey, hey, hey!! That's not what I said



http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v54/RedKittieKat/smilies/rofl3.gif

[Exodus]

Heh heh... I was just about to do that, Exodus. You know what they say - Dirty Minds think alike, and Perverts seldom differ. :D

True. I just had to, you know? :D

[Red Kittie Kat]

You guys are better'n beer to get the giggles goin' :D

[Ned]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v54/RedKittieKat/smilies/surprise.gif Hey, hey, hey!! That's not what I said

You're right, Kittie... I think Exodus omitted some of the quote. I believe THIS is what you said...

I'll play no matter how it gets up .... I'm easy :D

[Red Kittie Kat]

:eek:


This is not looking good for me!


:D

[Ned]

Just roll with it, Kittie. We can't get any worse. Really. :D

[Exodus]

I don't know about you Ned, but I probably can...


:D

[Red Kittie Kat]

I don't know about that Ned :D

[panzer]

which isnt ohh its arisen aleady

no tape measure needed there a micrometer might work tho

[Red Kittie Kat]

heheh ;)


I guess I won this one ... seems Ned has given up :p



:D

[deadlift]

i swear! i really should've looked for design forums years ago!

*bows to kitty AND ned*

you guys rock! if i had any of the original jobs from my old job ... that was a b!tch! gold claps for both! EXCELLENT WORK!

has anyone started another match? i wanna watch!

[Craig B]

deadlift there are 2 going on that I know of. 1 here (http://www.graphicdesignforum.com/forum/showthread.php?t=21783) and the other here (http://www.graphicdesignforum.com/forum/showthread.php?t=21593&page=3&highlight=dare+thee)

[deadlift]

thanks, mang!

[Craig B]

Wow. I've never been called a mang before, is it offensive or derogatory? http://www.graphicdesignforum.com/forum/images/icons/icon12.gif

[deadlift]

nah! i think it would be like pacino's accent in scarface. it should be "man", but with his accent, i believe it's more like "mang". i think ...

[Craig B]

Nor problem mang, I was just playing.

[Red Kittie Kat]

You mangs crack me up ........ no wait thats night the right tense ... I think :confused:


:D



Thanks Dead ... these are a lot of fun :)

[deadlift]

"no praul-em, mang! i know choo come back!"

[Red Kittie Kat]

yo yo tanks bro



:p

[deadlift]

kitte, that was NOT ghetto-fabulous! it was more al pacino! *huffs* i really thought you would've caught it! no more phonetic spelling for me!

[Red Kittie Kat]

:D I'm sorry dead ... I'll try to practice my ghetto more :p

[Ned]

You're all crazy. All of youse. :D

[Red Kittie Kat]

who you be callinz crazy?




:D




(is that better?)

:p

[Ned]

who you be callinz crazy?


You.


(is that better?)


Yes.


:rolleyes:

[Red Kittie Kat]

lmao Ned ... thank you .... You guys need to teach me this stuff ... I'm just an old lady from the woods ... not hip to all this new talk ya know :p

[graphicowell]

cooool > thanx

[deadlift]

kittie, you called out the lyrics to the misfits halloween. if you google it, you lose about 94 of your kewl point (you are currently at 134). now, if you just knew the tune, as i assumed you did, you retain all kewl point.

you don't have to learn squat if you knew those lyrics!

deadlift

[urstwile]

No need to be hip to be savvy, deadlift. And Kat's definitely got savvy. :)

[Red Kittie Kat]

awww hehe ... thanks Urst :D


... and I did know the lyrics ... or enough of them to know it was the Misfits :D