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Kool
12-22-2006, 02:19 PM
All you, Rube Goldberg watching, Peter Boyle mourning, Beer snobby, Christmas partying, Multiple hangover having, Rocket watching, NFL network hating, Felt up, Failed cat owning, burglarized hating, Sweetbread eating, Graphic Designers!!!

Have a wonderful holiday!!! http://home.comcast.net/~rnick9/eatdrink042.gif

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SHEEEEIT

I DRINK ANYTHING WITH ALCOHOL!!!!!! YOU FUGGIN WUSSSIES DRINK!!!!

ok, but I really enjoy a decent Cabernet with some sharp cheddar, and Sierra Nevada Pale ale is my fave.... but sheeeit, if there is nothing to choose from DRINK UP MOTHERPANCAKER!!!!!

P.S I'm drunk tonight, and I'm going out tomorrow!!! 3 nights in a row baby, HOLIDAY CHEER!!!!!!!

I'll drink whatever is around .... not that I drink that much - but I have never been fussy... if I feel like drinking I am easy to please.

I don't do wine at all except for white zin... seems to be the only one I can tolerate without wincing ... every wine I have ever tried just tastes like crappola to me. So, no I guess I don't have a sensitive palette .

I have an aunt who is quite the wine connoisseur. She always is swishing her wine in the glass and sniffing it and giving us the low down on the subtle attributes of the wine .. hint of this.... touch of that... I just nod my head and whisper .. yep, and it all tastes like crap.

<- total beer snob. Ugh, I can't drink beer that isn't good.

On the other hand, I can drink bad wine. Or at least, CHEAP wine. Maybe because the alcohol content is so much higher.

Im all for it (being a mouse who also loves pussy).


you know what i always found funny about this show? that baby kermit wears clothes but whem he grows up, he becomes a nudist. You'd think that the seeds of that would be planted in his childhood...

So if someone rips off your ideas, have you been plagared, or has someone burgled your ideas.

The burger burgler bungled the burger burglary. Say it three times fast.

or howcome donald duck... who never wears pants... puts a towel around his waist when getting out of the shower?

To dry off. Silly. Otherwise he gets crotch rot.

Speaking of unfestive behaviour...

Last year we met up with some mates of ours in Union Square in San Francisco for the kids to see the Christmas lights and huge tree. There was an outdoor mini concert going on featuring a chick with an electronic keyboard and a bloke who was an opera singer. They were performing Gustav Mahler's Kindertotenlieder, which roughly translated means "songs on the death of children". Nice! Gustav Mahler was about as screwed up as Munch having pretty much all of his family die when he was a kid too. Who thought that would be a Festive hit with the shoppers? After every durge of operatic melancholia my husband would punctuate it with "fa la la la laaaaaaaaaa la la la laaaaaaaaaaa!"

well, I can do something to you involving butter and a chicken, thats for sure.





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Lies...noses cant grow...only one thing can grow on humans in a short time...and it takes some coaxing....or medication...

I know cause my doctor told me.

Wongo ... where on earth do you live? I want to live somewhere furby's flurrish in the wild, and wander into your home to steal your thong.

There's a sport devoted to boobs like that - Slavic men refer to it as 'Riding the Boobs Dragging behind the Gypsy Ho', but much of the meaning is lost in translation.

morea
12-22-2006, 02:30 PM
lol, happy friday everybody. Great post, Kool - those classics were... CLASSIC.
:D

Be safe this weekend, everybody.

Danger_Mouse
12-22-2006, 02:30 PM
hahaha some good ones in there.
Merry xmas and happy holidays everyone!

Cheers

Red Kittie Kat
12-22-2006, 02:36 PM
That was great Kool!! Thank you for yet another wonderful friday post!


Merry Christmas too you darlin... thanks for always making our spirits bright ;)



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Wongo ... where on earth do you live? I want to live somewhere furby's flurrish in the wild, and wander into your home to steal your thong.



ROFL! I love that :D





Have a wonderful long weekend everyone and a very Merry Christmas!!!




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rickself
12-22-2006, 02:37 PM
Friday QOTW always brings me up to date on the past week! Thanks, Kool!

Merry Christmas, Everybody of all faiths, beliefs and religions.
Have a safe weekend so we can all be back next week.

Navian
12-22-2006, 02:39 PM
My only wish this year, is for the repeating christmas songs to end! OMG!

Especially the one from TSO (Transiberian Orchistra), because it reminds me soooo much of the Burger King Christmas Song (http://www.ebaumsworld.com/flash/burgerking.html) ..

BTW I got a new job. I am an independant contractor - drafter / graphic designer (I get jobs for both careers), for one company. Decent pay too.

Red Kittie Kat
12-22-2006, 02:44 PM
lmaoo Navian ... I love TSO and Carol of the Bells :D

But, then again I am pretty sappy around Christmas ;)


Congratulations on the job tho!! That is awesome! http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v54/RedKittieKat/smilies/cheer.gif

The_Black_Knight
12-22-2006, 02:44 PM
Happy Friday, one and all.

If you celebrate Christmas, have a Merry Christmas!
(sorry, I don't have any cute Christmas-y graphics handy to post here)

If you don't celebrate Christmas, then have a great Monday!

I have next week off, so either I'll be here a lot, or I'll be doing things in this "real world" thing I've heard about lately, and I might not be here much at all. That doesn't really narrow anything down, does it? Maybe I should get a job as a stock analyst ("Stocks will be up, unless something happens and they go down").

In the meantime, everyone have a great Friday! I have some stuff I need to post in the Soap Box, but I might wait until next week so that I don't bring everyone down for the holiday.

Satchel
12-22-2006, 02:46 PM
Happy Friday everyone and happy holidays as well...

I have an associate party to work but it's only until 2 then I'm off - so I wont be checking in again today (what's new, huh?)

Everyone be safe this holiday vacation.

Navian
12-22-2006, 02:53 PM
lmaoo Navian ... I love TSO and Carol of the Bells :D

But, then again I am pretty sappy around Christmas ;)


Congratulations on the job tho!! That is awesome!

Thanks kittie.

I just get sick of the songs repeating themselves.. I had a bad experience during my airport security days.. From the day after Thanksgiving till the end of April. The airport played the same 30 christmas songs. Damn replays! lol

You could get one song, at least 5 times before your shift ended. I used to like the Beatles - It's Christmas Time. Dont like it anymore.

I dont want to sound like a scrooge lol. But the other thing that gets under my skin, is the commercialization of the holiday, AND the way people act (ie shopping/driving ect..).

On a happy note, I wont have to work a christmas day, like I did for the past 4-1/2 yrs.

Red Kittie Kat
12-22-2006, 03:01 PM
Well I guess if I had to hear it 30 times a day I might have a different opinion too ;)

mac.FINN
12-22-2006, 03:05 PM
IFPF!

and

HPH! (happy pancaking holidays)

danedawg99
12-22-2006, 04:20 PM
Happy holi-fri-day!!!

Logo-Mechanix
12-22-2006, 04:22 PM
Happy friday all and for those of you that do Merry Christmas and those that don't, you can thank the ones that due for the day off.

Hey Black Knight I'm off next week too, keep your eyes out when your in public for some guy and his poor wife lugging around three kids.

Virgo Nightingale
12-22-2006, 04:25 PM
Happy Friday! And everyone please safely enjoy your celebration of
Chrisma-hanuh-kwanzicah!!

The_Black_Knight
12-22-2006, 04:25 PM
Happy friday all and for those of you that do Merry Christmas and those that don't, you can thank the ones that due for the day off.

Hey Black Knight I'm off next week too, keep your eyes out when your in public for some guy and his poor wife lugging around three kids.Will do! I'm sure you guys would be tough to miss! Have a great week off.

Logo-Mechanix
12-22-2006, 04:28 PM
You too and enjoy the holliday.

Red Kittie Kat
12-22-2006, 04:30 PM
Hey Black Knight I'm off next week too, keep your eyes out when your in public for some guy and his poor wife lugging around three kids.


*side note*


would love to see some Christmas pics of the little ones after the big day ;)

The_Black_Knight
12-22-2006, 04:33 PM
*side note*


would love to see some Christmas pics of the little ones after the big day ;)You're right Kittie, that would be nice to see.

The_Black_Knight
12-22-2006, 04:36 PM
You too and enjoy the holliday.Thanks, I think I will. I'll be doing as little as possible all week (and bracing myself for my next quarter of graduate classes, which start the first week of January; I'm taking two classes instead of one, so I'm really going to be getting my butt kicked next quarter!).

jimintn
12-22-2006, 05:18 PM
Happy Friday everyone, and enjoy the holidays!!

Congrats on the new job Navian!!

I was so smug the other night at work how my MP3 player didn't have any stinkin' Christmas music on it, so what happens... "Christmas" by The who on the Tommy Soundtrack was the next song to play!

I can't win.

mac.FINN
12-22-2006, 05:42 PM
The only christmas song I have on my iPod is "Newfie Christmas" by Stompin' Tom Conners.

Exodus
12-22-2006, 05:54 PM
IFPF! Merry Christmas, Happy Chanukah, Happy Kwanza, and Happy Festivus to everyone!

We're getting killed with work today. I prolly won't be on much 'till later. Have a hell of a friday everybody! :)

The_Black_Knight
12-22-2006, 05:54 PM
I have the following Christmas songs on my iPod:

"Christmas at Ground Zero" and "The Night Santa Went Crazy" by Wierd Al Yankovic. I also have "The Twelve Pains of Christmas," (I'm not sure of the artist). I also have a "Twelve Days of Christmas" where all of the gifts are mixed drinks, and the singer gets progressively more and more inebriated (pretty darn funny).

I also have the "Carol of the Bells" song by TSO, but unlike some others here I haven't heard it repeated to the point where I'm sick of it (fortunately).

mac.FINN
12-22-2006, 06:19 PM
I don't have but do enjoy, "Santa's Coming and He's Gonna Kick Your Ass" by The Arrogant Worms

MD
12-22-2006, 06:26 PM
Merry Christmas & Happy Friday to all!

Those are some good songs Black Knight but here is another one of my favorites from the Rated-Xmas CD NSFW
Frosty The Pervert (http://www.nearlygood.com/audio/frostypervert.html)

balou
12-22-2006, 06:29 PM
Happy Friday all! Great posts Kool. Have an egg nog on me!

The_Black_Knight
12-22-2006, 06:30 PM
Okay, I just found out that "12 Pains of Christmas" is by Bob Rivers.

He's got some other good ones that I've heard before, such as "Walkin' 'Round in Women's Underwear," "Chipmunks Roasting on an Open Fire," and "I Am Santa Clause" (which is a parody of Ozzy Osbourne's "Iron Man").

I might need to buy me a couple of those from iTunes this year...

Virgo Nightingale
12-22-2006, 08:10 PM
My boyfriend's *interesting* Chrismas tune on his MySpace page....
http://www.myspace.com/seanfaust

Silence04
12-22-2006, 08:12 PM
happy friday!


yep, i'm drunk

MD
12-22-2006, 08:54 PM
Nice Silence - I have been drunk almost every night this week - I love the holidays :D

CamarotaDesign
12-22-2006, 09:32 PM
I Can't believe that beligerant drunk post I made after the company party made QOTW. LOL

happy friday!


yep, i'm drunk

I will be ;)

Happy Friday Ya'll

urstwile
12-23-2006, 12:39 AM
Happy Friday before Christmas and Kwanzaa and before the last day of Hannukah everyone!

I hope everyone has a great holiday. :) I'm off until the day after New Year's, woohoo!

Ned
12-23-2006, 12:53 AM
Happy "Busiest Shopping Day of the Year"!

Riya
12-23-2006, 02:51 AM
Happy "Busiest Shopping Day of the Year"!:mad:

Thanks, Ned. Just thanks.

On a musical note:
They have had the same twenty songs on the playlist at work since before Thanksgiving. On the bright side though, they did change the voice that announces the title and artist of the song and urges you to buy thier latest cd.

Neballer
12-24-2006, 03:56 PM
little late on this one - I was in DC checkin out the sights yesterday and Friday.
So to whoever is left and all that are gone:
boomHOLIDAYS!
:D