Suck my hog OS X and Quark 6!

[Magnus]

Yeah, that's right...THEY F**KING SUCK!!!

I've had print driver issues up my ass....compatibility problems, stability and reliability problems.

The other day I ran job, 350 run, 12 pages b&w, 11X17 2 sided on our Xerox DC-490. Do you think I could get that motherf**ker to collate, even AFTER I checked the box????

Oh yeah, it worked, finally, after 3 F**KING TIMES!!!


Then, our imagesetter has decided to go poo-poo on me. Normally it runs at 2400 dpi....but now it seems I'm having issues with the driver, and every other job comes out at 1200dpi...FOR NO F**KING REASON!!!

F**K YOU OS 10!!!

And thank you at the same time, since you're giving me a constant source of motivation to become an electrician.

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- Zartan the Wise

[defjoe]

sorry to hear that Magnus. I tend to think it's a combination of Quark not playing right with OS X which in turn is causing problems with Xerox. Have you called Quark and/or Mac on this deal?

'I will become the most powerful Jedi ever!'

[D-Frag]

buy a pc : )

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[Mickey]

did you try to restart?



LOL!

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[Keyare]

D-Frag said...
buy a pc : )


LOL - don't even GO there man.

Hey Magnus - got another computer you can go to? I have almost the identical problem. One of my computers does NOT want to play ball with the xerox, but the other machine humps it's leg. Identical O.S.'s, drivers, software, everything...

[Mickey]

why key... is a mac better than a pc?

JK

Just being a smartass today

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[DeleteYourself]

Mag, the equipment just needs some loving.

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[Keyare]

Mickey said...
why key... is a mac better than a pc? Yeah!

No!

Wait! You tricked me you stinky poo poo head!

[Magnus]

What do you mean key? Like another mac? Because honestly, not to start another discussion, the PC works fine.

I have all the updated drivers (except for the imagesetter) for our xerox stuff....no idea why it likes putting the axe to me.

"...you should show only one design because that is what your paied to do....your not paied to let the client himself pick out which designs he likes best..."

- Zartan the Wise

[Keyare]

I meant another computer. I don't give a shyt whether it's mac or pc. I didn't say nothing about mac or pc. I didn't even mention mac or pc. WHy the hell you bring it up? You don't even know which xerox my mac is connected to - or my pc's. Nothing to do with any of that. Goddamnit.

I meant another computer. period.

pancakeing mac or pc mac or pc, fish or cut bait, fish or cut bait. makes no pancakeing difference. they're all crap.

mac or pc blah

If I had a suitcase for every time I heard that, I'd have a lot of luggage.

[Mickey]

Ease up Key... we all know what you ment!
















MAC

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[Keyare]

EASE UP!!! NO I'M GONNA KILL Y....

...okay I can't even keep a straight face anymore...I'm just goofing around.








stinky poo poo head.

My hard drive's bigger than your hard drive.

If I had a suitcase for every time I heard that, I'd have a lot of luggage.

[D-Zine]

hahaha this thread had me ROFLMFAO guys!! Thanks! I needed that!

Boobie Island or Bust!

[Silence04]

we have the same problems here with our pcs and our hp8500.... it won't collate at all, even the hp printer guy can't figure it out....

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[ylaenna]

You need to hire a Milton to collate for you.

THINGS GO WELL AH MAHT BE SHOWIN HER MAH OH FACE...

[BuckarooB]

Network Prob... Reset everything - then burn 'em, burn 'em all!!!!

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[Drorain]

The industry seems to be going to indesign more and more because of quark problems and their kittykat footing around





love that filter

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[defjoe]

I'm hooking my printer to my Atari...will that work?

'I will become the most powerful Jedi ever!'

[Magnus]

LMFAO @ Defjoe....

I don't know what the problem is Key...I think it's a general compatability issue with the OS X software and the xerox drivers. Hopefully it won't be an issue for me much longer...heheeheh.

"...you should show only one design because that is what your paied to do....your not paied to let the client himself pick out which designs he likes best..."

- Zartan the Wise