How many wierd E-Bay items can you find??

[D-Frag]

This has always been truly disturbing to me, did you know people sell used diapers on E-Bay? And people buy the stuff up like its going out of style cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=26269&item=4316106204&rd=1 (http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=26269&item=4316106204&rd=1)

So that is my first entry of wierd things you can find on E-Bay, who else has a link to some whack crap?? /emoticons/eyecrazy.gif

5 midgets......spanking a man....covered in 1000 island dressing. Is that love making? - Token

[D-Frag]

You all know you cant go on without one of these..... cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=19257&item=5512210462&rd=1&ssPageName=WDVW (http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=19257&item=5512210462&rd=1&ssPageName=WDVW)

5 midgets......spanking a man....covered in 1000 island dressing. Is that love making? - Token

[Keyare]

OMG @ the poop pen!

This one's GD related: http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=10928&item=6111454 684&rd=1


This one's only GDF related if we use it on people like Zartan!http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=11702&item=4317130 424&rd=1&ssPageName=WDVW




If I had a suitcase for every time I heard that, I'd have a lot of luggage.

Post Edited (Keyare) : 8/5/2004 9:10:42 PM GMT

[D-Frag]

hahhaa, wtf is that about?? why would people buy your business cards with your insignia on it???


oh yeah guys, future reference, if you post anything not safe, please put NSFW before the link, don't want any gdfers getting in trouble for looking at anal beads....

5 midgets......spanking a man....covered in 1000 island dressing. Is that love making? - Token

[D-Frag]

NSFW cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=33019&item=3830931767&rd=1 (http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=33019&item=3830931767&rd=1) /emoticons/rofl.gif

5 midgets......spanking a man....covered in 1000 island dressing. Is that love making? - Token

Post Edited (D-Frag) : 8/6/2004 3:30:36 AM GMT

[Keyare]

99 cents a button? Cost more to ship the stupid things

If I had a suitcase for every time I heard that, I'd have a lot of luggage.

[D-Frag]

This one isn't funny, but it does give ya a hideous look at how we became the richest country in the world.....

cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=20144&item=3739635875&rd=1 (http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=20144&item=3739635875&rd=1) /emoticons/frusty.gif

5 midgets......spanking a man....covered in 1000 island dressing. Is that love making? - Token

[D-Frag]

magnus was going to get one of these, but he opted for the 'Build your own penis' kit

cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=11509&item=3923715180&rd=1 (http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=11509&item=3923715180&rd=1)

5 midgets......spanking a man....covered in 1000 island dressing. Is that love making? - Token

[Ryan8720]

Looks like he just printed that up.

http://edgewebdesign.org/ryan2.gif (http://www.edgewebdesign.org)

'Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.'
- Albert Einstein

[D-Frag]

^ yeah i was thinking the same thing, looked to be in great condition for something from the 1800's, there are some shady peeps on ebay

5 midgets......spanking a man....covered in 1000 island dressing. Is that love making? - Token

[Ryan8720]

It looked just like a piece of computer paper. And the type was a modern font. Not very smart guy. Or it was just supposed to be a joke.

http://edgewebdesign.org/ryan2.gif (http://www.edgewebdesign.org)

'Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.'
- Albert Einstein

[DeleteYourself]

I nearly crap my pants after the poop-pen. It's that funny!

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[BuckarooB]

Cool Sig uber d0rk

http://www.whispercreek.us/ImageServe/blastoffSig.jpg

[dakels]

' This one isn't funny, but it does give ya a hideous look at how we became the richest country in the world.....

cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=20144&item=3739635875&rd=1 '

Wow they had microsoft word in 1848!!??

Boobie Island and Busty!

[Ryan8720]

I knew it! Microsoft built a time machine.

http://edgewebdesign.org/ryan2.gif (http://www.edgewebdesign.org)

'Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.'
- Albert Einstein

[morea]

My little brothers have always wanted to list a potato on ebay. An actual potato. Some people will buy *anything* if you tell them that it's a bargain. http://www.graphicdesignforum.com/emoticons/happy.gif

[Ryan8720]

I'm tempted to buy the poo pen. I can just imagine sitting on the first day of school writing with a poo pen. First impressions are so fun.

http://edgewebdesign.org/ryan2.gif (http://www.edgewebdesign.org)

'Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.'
- Albert Einstein

[ylaenna]

In English class, they'll say that your writing is crappy.

THINGS GO WELL AH MAHT BE SHOWIN HER MAH OH FACE...

[D-Zine]

ROLMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Boobie Island or Bust!

[Magnus]

How about a good set of used false teeth?


http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=4066&item=61109972 93&rd=1





"...you should show only one design because that is what your paied to do....your not paied to let the client himself pick out which designs he likes best..."

- Zartan the Wise

[Holliday]

^^^ lol @ ylaenna!

[Mickey]

cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=36452&item=5511293071&rd=1 (http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=36452&item=5511293071&rd=1)

or how bout one of these, check out the name brand...

http://home.wi.rr.com/mygraphics/konceptcreative.jpg

[D-Frag]

At least it wasnt a 6 finger massager

ewwwwwwwww magnus, gross...

5 midgets......spanking a man....covered in 1000 island dressing. Is that love making? - Token

[Keyare]

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=307&item=4027288527&rd=1&ssPageName=WD1V

Who's the target market?

Set the whales free!

[Mickey]

cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=4607&item=5115927808&rd=1 (http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=4607&item=5115927808&rd=1)

This seems like a lota ching for this computer???

http://home.wi.rr.com/mygraphics/konceptcreative.jpg

[DivineDesign]

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=5508453273

http://www.stu.aii.edu/~rfe031/personal/banner.gif
I wanna be like Case when I grow up!


Today I begin to understand what love must be, if it exists.... When we are parted, we each feel the lack of the other half of ourselves. We are incomplete like a book in two volumes of which the first has been lost. That is what I imagine love to be: incompleteness in absence.

[snypa]

wow, nice find. i wonder how real the story is. some people obviously believe it

Well, it's one louder, isn't it? It's not ten. You see, most blokes, you know, will be playing at ten. You're on ten here, all the way up, all the way up, all the way up, you're on ten on your guitar. Where can you go from there? Where?

[DivineDesign]

i was laughing so hard.....c'moooooooooooon....a possessed rubber ducky......QUACK! QUAAAAAAAACK! DIE QUAAAAAACK!!!

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I wanna be like Case when I grow up!


Today I begin to understand what love must be, if it exists.... When we are parted, we each feel the lack of the other half of ourselves. We are incomplete like a book in two volumes of which the first has been lost. That is what I imagine love to be: incompleteness in absence.

[morea]

LOL - did you notice that the 'winning bidder' has -1 feedback, because he never paid for the damned thing?

[DivineDesign]

yeah, i did notice that.......don't bid on the duckie if you don't want teh duckie!!!! MUAHH HAH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA....DIIIIIIIIIIE DEVIL DUCKIE!!!!!!!!!

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I wanna be like Case when I grow up!


Today I begin to understand what love must be, if it exists.... When we are parted, we each feel the lack of the other half of ourselves. We are incomplete like a book in two volumes of which the first has been lost. That is what I imagine love to be: incompleteness in absence.

[snypa]

cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=1469&item=5514147642&rd=1 (http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=1469&item=5514147642&rd=1)

sure... it's meant to be funny, but i just think its strange

Well, it's one louder, isn't it? It's not ten. You see, most blokes, you know, will be playing at ten. You're on ten here, all the way up, all the way up, all the way up, you're on ten on your guitar. Where can you go from there? Where?

[Ryan8720]

That is wierd snypa.

http://edgewebdesign.org/ryan2.gif (http://www.edgewebdesign.org)

'Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.'
- Albert Einstein

[snypa]

cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=16705&item=5515006866 (http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=16705&item=5515006866)

Well, it's one louder, isn't it? It's not ten. You see, most blokes, you know, will be playing at ten. You're on ten here, all the way up, all the way up, all the way up, you're on ten on your guitar. Where can you go from there? Where?

[Ryan8720]

That is a dumb idea.

That guy looks like people I see in BR.

http://edgewebdesign.org/ryan2.gif (http://www.edgewebdesign.org)

'Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.'
- Albert Einstein

[uncle carbunkle]

i can't find pictures of a curly whirly anywhere. it's been driving me batty for over a week now - what if i'm calling it the wrong thing? that could well be a candy crime.

little help?

I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by.

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[snypa]

cgi.ebay.ca/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=5518378791 (http://cgi.ebay.ca/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=5518378791)

I put in a bid on this one, but the damn guy ended it early.

Soon they'll be breeding us like cattle! You've got to warn everyone and tell them! Soylent green is made of people! You've got to tell them! Soylent green is people!

[morea]

Nah, snypa. You can get a newer one for a lot less than that.

Tana na envinyatanye metimave metuvanye

[Kirby]

uncle carbunkle said...
i can't find pictures of a curly whirly anywhere. it's been driving me batty for over a week now - what if i'm calling it the wrong thing? that could well be a candy crime.

little help?

Um, try Curly Wurly!!

/emoticons/thumbsup.gif

[uncle carbunkle]

*duh*

THANKS!

i can sleep now!

:: i go out on friday night and i come home on saturday morning ::

[D-Frag]

Holy Crapola......

cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=10554&item=3695608433&rd=1#ebayphotohosting (http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=10554&item=3695608433&rd=1#ebayphotohosting)

http://www.pillargraphicdesign.com/dfrag/sig.jpg


digitalcamwhore (http://digitalcamwhore.deviantart.com/gallery/)

[TeamRopinGal]

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=20478&item=4325437 445&rd=1



The only can I chase is a cold COORS light!

[TeamRopinGal]

On a similiar note of wierd things, I find this site incredibly FUNNY!!!! Excellent, informative descriptions too......After you get finished laughing your asses off, you can thank me later. LOLOLOLOLOL

http://www.drbukk.com/gmhom/park.html


The only can I chase is a cold COORS light!

[snypa]

cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=7109637330 (http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=7109637330)

...and remember, tuesday is soylent green day

[CZmatt]

HAHAHA ROFLMAO

[morea]

I was gonna say, 'wtf?!? I wouldn't eat that!' But the seller did provide other uses for it.

The more people I meet, the more I love my cats.

[CZmatt]

upon further investigation, it looks to be a bear? and a camel...

[snypa]

i'm sorry, but i love this thread. here's a couple more!
cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=6335298872 (http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=6335298872)
cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=6336662628 (http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=6336662628)

...and remember, tuesday is soylent green day

[morea]

joe, did you list those?

The more people I meet, the more I love my cats.

[snypa]

lol

...and remember, tuesday is soylent green day

[D-Frag]

snypa said...
i'm sorry, but i love this thread. here's a couple more!
cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=6335298872 (http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=6335298872)
cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=6336662628 (http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=6336662628)

Holy shit that is funny!! Nice find man

http://www.pillargraphicdesign.com/dfrag/DFRAGSIG.jpg

digitalcamwhore (http://digitalcamwhore.deviantart.com/gallery/)

[redboxer]

this has to be the only solution to mounting debt...a last trek into the red before the heavy mob will never be able to find you again

cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=1469&item=5531266232&rd=1 (http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=1469&item=5531266232&rd=1)

all we are saying is give peas a chance...

Post Edited (redboxer) : 11/7/2004 6:23:51 PM GMT

[snypa]

i'm very easily amused!
cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=10883&item=7111697031&rd=1 (http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=10883&item=7111697031&rd=1)

...and remember, tuesday is soylent green day

[Drorain]

This has got to be one of the funniest sandwiches ever


http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=19270&item=5535890 757&rd=1&ssPageName=WDVW

http://www.grivakisgraphics.com/images/img_logomark.jpg

"I Heart Chewie"
Oh Chewie I love U "click (http://wso.williams.edu/~rfoxwell/starwars/sounds/Chewie03.wav)"

********
Need a Powerbook? PM me or *click* (http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=5732618725&ssPageName= ADME:B:LC:US:1)

[D-Frag]

drorain, i just saw that on the news, i can't believe e-bay pulled it at $21,000 on sunday, another thing I can't believe, is that people are willing to pay that much for objects like this.

http://www.pillargraphicdesign.com/dfrag/DFRAGSIG.jpg

digitalcamwhore (http://digitalcamwhore.deviantart.com/gallery/)

[Drorain]

its a Rofl Situation

http://www.grivakisgraphics.com/images/img_logomark.jpg

"I Heart Chewie"
Oh Chewie I love U "click (http://wso.williams.edu/~rfoxwell/starwars/sounds/Chewie03.wav)"

********
Need a Powerbook? PM me or *click* (http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=5732618725&ssPageName= ADME:B:LC:US:1)

[Kool]

AP via Yahoo

HOBART, Ind. - A woman's effort to assuage her 6-year-old son's fears of his grandfather's ghost by selling it on eBay has drawn more than 34 bids with a top offer of $78.



Mary Anderson said she placed her father's 'ghost' on the online auction site after her son, Collin, said he was afraid the ghost would return someday. Anderson said Collin has avoided going anywhere in the house alone since his grandfather died last year.

In a description titled 'This isn't a joke,' Anderson told Collin's story on eBay:

'I always thought it was just normal kid fears until a few months ago he told me why he was so scared. He told me 'Grandpa died here, and he was mean. His ghost is still around here!''

Lest the boy's fears scare off potential bidders, Anderson added, 'My dad was the sweetest most caring man you'd ever meet.'

Some of the prospective buyers have posted their own messages.

'Your story brought tears to my eyes,' one bidder said. 'I just wonder how this will turn out for your son. I'm sure his Grandfather loved him very much.'

Anderson also put her father's metal walking cane up for auction so she would have something to actually send the winning bidder. The proceeds from the auction will go to buy Collin a special present, she said.

Anderson makes one special request of the winner bidder: 'I would like to ask you to write a letter after you've received the cane (and the ghost) to my son letting him know that he's there with you and you're getting along great.'

The bidding is due to close Monday afternoon.

A message left with San Jose, Calif.-based eBay Inc. in San Jose, Calif., was not immediately returned Saturday.

I love children but I don't think I could eat a whole one.

[D-Frag]

Yeah, people have just takin it to damn far now...

http://www.pillargraphicdesign.com/dfrag/DFRAGSIG.jpg

digitalcamwhore (http://digitalcamwhore.deviantart.com/gallery/)

[shellebelle]

I think the profits from that auction should be used to put that kid in therapy! Poor thing being all afraid to go through the house alone :(

[Mickey]

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=1467&item=5541302159&rd=1

Read this one and then click on one of the questions tward the bottom and read the questions and answers page.

very funny!

http://home.wi.rr.com/mygraphics/konceptcreative.jpg

[snypa]

this is stupid, but i guess it just shows that some people will do anything for money and some will do anything with money.

cgi.ebay.ca/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=1469&item=5542376263&rd=1&ssPageName=WDVW (http://cgi.ebay.ca/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=1469&item=5542376263&rd=1&ssPageName=WDVW)

if you feel you are not properly sedated, call 348-844 immediately. failure to do so will result in prosecution for criminal drug evasion.

[D-Frag]

omfg snypa, that is just pancakeing funny. what's even funnier is, I think we have that whole CD just about here on the GDF thread.....and somehow I found this image really funny for advertising this product....

http://24.224.212.120/ebay/mike.jpg

http://www.pillargraphicdesign.com/dfrag/DFRAGSIG.jpg

digitalcamwhore (http://digitalcamwhore.deviantart.com/gallery/)

[Debz]

he seems cocky. kinda bothers me..

America.. ***** Yeaaaahh!!

[Magnus]

LMAO! Nice!

Know this: Spammers, Flammers and Trolls will be shown no mercy and given no quarter. They will be pursued to the ends of the earth and executed Mod-style.

- Magnus

[coconut]

That sandwich one is just plain crazy!


What do I look like a smoken monkey?

[D-Frag]

As long as Ebay exists, this topic will never die!!!

cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=1468&item=5542981262&rd=1&ssPageName=WDVW (http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=1468&item=5542981262&rd=1&ssPageName=WDVW)

http://www.pillargraphicdesign.com/dfrag/DFRAGSIG.jpg

digitalcamwhore (http://digitalcamwhore.deviantart.com/gallery/)

[snypa]

this one's kinda wack, mainly because i know who this guy is

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=1468&item=55430014 15&rd=1

if you feel you are not properly sedated, call 348-844 immediately. failure to do so will result in prosecution for criminal drug evasion.

[snypa]

ok, here's (http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&rd=1&item=3865452622&ssPageName=STRK:MESE:IT) another

the description makes it funny, i think

if you feel you are not properly sedated, call 348-844 immediately. failure to do so will result in prosecution for criminal drug evasion.

[MD]

This explains it

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=24715&item=5156051654&rd=1&ssPageName=WDVW

I wish I had something clever to put here.......

Post Edited (milwaukeedesigner) : 1/11/2005 10:18:02 PM GMT

[morea]

you too can own your own underground missle base! Just $500,000!

cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=1607&item=43514485 64&rd=1 (http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=1607&item=43514485 64&rd=1)




[I]The more people I meet, the more I love my cats.</A>

[snypa]

http://cgi.ebay.com.au/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=1469&item=5591163987

imo, whoever took the time to do all this deserves the 60 something dollars

[D-Zine]

LMAO!! Opps..I mean ROFL ;)

[MD]

16 lb. ball of used bubble gum.
http://cgi.ebay.com/BIG-gumball-16lb-wrigley-bubble-yum-bazooka_W0QQitemZ6248620453QQcategoryZ13733QQssPag eNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

[Mynock]

Wow, I missed this thread. Time to see what I can find.

[MD]

I am the resident thread necromancer today, too bad the links from the previous auctions don't work anymore.

[Mynock]

It is too bad.

[Mynock]

Here you go MD
http://cgi.ebay.com/Vintage-Photo-Midget-Jazz-Band-Side-Show-Freak-8-X-10_W0QQitemZ6247738834QQcategoryZ14279QQrdZ1QQcmdZ ViewItem
http://cgi.ebay.com/Antique-Photo-Midget-Woman-Smoking-Pipe-Cool_W0QQitemZ6247738948QQcategoryZ14279QQrdZ1QQcm dZViewItem#ebayphotohosting

[TheBluePanda]

http://cgi.ebay.com/Seattle-Seahawks-SUPER-DOG-NFC-Championship-hot-dog_W0QQitemZ5659617304QQcategoryZ1467QQrdZ1QQcmdZ ViewItem
http://cgi.ebay.com/YOUR-CHANCE-TO-ADVERTISE-ON-SLEEPING-BEAUTY_W0QQitemZ5660343896QQcategoryZ1469QQrdZ1QQc mdZViewItem
http://cgi.ebay.com/100-lbs-of-almost-entirely-all-FAT_W0QQitemZ5660141444QQcategoryZ1467QQrdZ1QQcmdZ ViewItem
http://cgi.ebay.com/JUST-CLEANED-OUT-MY-GARAGE_W0QQitemZ5660630065QQcategoryZ1469QQrdZ1QQc mdZViewItem

[MD]

Congressman Mark Foley Action Figure. Bidding is up over $250 so far 10 hours left ...

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=230039721735#ebayphotohosting

http://www.spectre-studios.com/sitebuilder/images/IMGP6989-450x600.jpg

[frankster]

http://www.disturbingauctions.com/