i'd rather be shot than stabbed

[snypa]

today's turning into another one of those days where everything and everyone annoys me. wish i could remove myself from society for awhile... go live in the mountains or something. whatever. that helped. alittle.

I'm not a real graphic designer, but I do play one on tv

A cold shower after some hot buck naked sex usually solves that. ;)

[Big Perm-dizzle]

nothing calms me down better than a good drive by shooting.....

---- Sheriff of Boobie Island --------

Wayne: Our enemy is wicked, so...
J.D.: Dude, she's Freddy Krueger.
Wayne: Damien.
J.D.: Dude, she's Vader.
Wayne: No! She's the Emperor.
J.D.: Yeah, but with really great ****.

[snypa]

word, bp!

I'm not a real graphic designer, but I do play one on tv

[uncle carbunkle]

more fun is a drive-by smooching...

>> rudie can't fail <<

[Magnus]

Or a drive by mooning!

"...you should show only one design because that is what your paied to do....your not paied to let the client himself pick out which designs he likes best..."

- Zartan the Wise

[uncle carbunkle]

that'd relieve stress!!!

>> rudie can't fail <<

[snypa]

too bad these office windows are tinted, or i'd give em the old pressed ham right now!!!

I'm not a real graphic designer, but I do play one on tv

[D-Frag]

haha, pressed ham, lmfao!!!

feel better snypa!

5 midgets......spanking a man....covered in 1000 island dressing. Is that love making? - Token

[snypa]

actually i just got this call about a job i was pretty sure i'd get... well, i didn't get it. f#@k!!!
not sure wtf i'm gonna do now. the job i'm working isn't going to last much longer. sh!t

I'm not a real graphic designer, but I do play one on tv

[DeleteYourself]

Sounds like it's time for a drive-by pissing. (You may want to get a friend to take the wheel.)

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[BuckarooB]

I'd surely rather get drive-by pissed than shot. Shooting trauma is no fun. While a proper golden shower administered by chiquita-gangstas driving a low-rider Chevy can be an important part of a lovely afternoon around the pool... /emoticons/rofl.gif

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[snypa]

yeah!?!

Well, it's one louder, isn't it? It's not ten. You see, most blokes, you know, will be playing at ten. You're on ten here, all the way up, all the way up, all the way up, you're on ten on your guitar. Where can you go from there? Where?

[Magnus]

I agree with BB. I'd sooner get pee'd on by some hot latina girl, and enjoy the view, and the antiseptic qualities of urine, then getting shot.

Besides, you could get shot in the nards, and that's no fun at all.

"...you should show only one design because that is what your paied to do....your not paied to let the client himself pick out which designs he likes best..."

- Zartan the Wise

LMAO! This topic really went down hill didn't it.

[DeleteYourself]

Heh. Mag is into golden showers. Whatever makes you happy! :]

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[Big Perm-dizzle]

in HS we (my friends and I) had big trucks my tires where 36 inches tall we use to back up in people's yards and hit the gas (in the middle of the night)... I dug down so lown I tore up some spinkler systems once....

and we used to paintball gay bars

---- Sheriff of Boobie Island --------

Wayne: Our enemy is wicked, so...
J.D.: Dude, she's Freddy Krueger.
Wayne: Damien.
J.D.: Dude, she's Vader.
Wayne: No! She's the Emperor.
J.D.: Yeah, but with really great ****.

[Big Perm-dizzle]

why is it hard to pee right after blowing a load???

why does it burn to stop peeing????

---- Sheriff of Boobie Island --------

Wayne: Our enemy is wicked, so...
J.D.: Dude, she's Freddy Krueger.
Wayne: Damien.
J.D.: Dude, she's Vader.
Wayne: No! She's the Emperor.
J.D.: Yeah, but with really great ****.

[BuckarooB]

Big Pard, make an appointment with a urologist Monday!

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I'm with you Mag - Much rather be stabbed than shot. Much easier to survive a stabbing, even all by yourself, but surviving the average B/F gun shot wound requires immediate medical attention and the concentrated efforts of personnel and equipment - been there done both... Sad thing is, with either, you can be helping a buddy, thinking he's going to make it and all-a-sudden BP drops to zero and a minute or two later - gone. Makes a 'real' Purple Heart not seem like much...
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But who wants to depress everyone on a Happy Friday the 13th?! Margaritas for everyone!!!! I'm buying!

Oh, and don't knock a really great Golden Shower unless you've had one... or eleven. Mighty Naughty, must say. It's just good to have shelter and stuff. We used to say, 'Any day without blood-loss is a good day!'

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[REDeye]

Well...having been shot and stabbed, I must say that I'd rather be stabbed than shot.

When I got shot, my flesh refused to heal properly, and I ended up having to fight off a bacterial infection. Should have went to the doctor in the first place but in doing so would have been self-incriminating. Nasty as phuck before it healed.

Being stabbed really isn't so bad. In fact, I didn't even know I was bleeding until my homie told me. You should have seen the other guy. Besides that, chicks dig slash scars more than bullet scars.

...

Oh? This wasn't a serious topic...um...hmm...

Forget I said all of that.

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all the times i've commited sins
misery never ends
having visions of the flames
my soul's gonna be burning in

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