Kool
02-23-2007, 06:11 PM
All you, Extra fancy crap hunting, Pancaking on pancake day, Checking out Bald Britney, Studying oolong, Saving up, Earthquake missing, Still snowbound, Photoshop crashing, Wondering where the friday post is, Left holding the wendy bag, Graphic designers!!!
Have a great weekend!!! http://home.comcast.net/~rnick9/eatdrink042.gif
http://home.comcast.net/~rnick9/qotweek.gif
hey thanks
I didn't realise Pucker & Bloat was hiding under Distort & Transform, so had been clicking on the bloat icon on the tools.
thanks, now I have a lovely puckered star!
Am I to believe that not only did you take my ticket, but my pants as well?
Whatever, I don't need any steeenking teeecket. I'll just have my monkey butler row me there in the raft he's building.
Just two Cam?
I've got two large eggs and an extra large whisk for pancakes... and they're not just for pancake day either. Not sure how much batter I have though...
I have a twisted sense of humor and all... but I never understood the whole rabbit/pancake thing.
Maybe its because I hate pancakes, and despite loving all kinds of animals, I never really had a thing for rabbits.
Now.. if it was a kitten.. with a robot on its head.. now that I could get into!
My sister had a pet rabbit. It was the nastiest, craziest, meanest little ball of fluff I've ever seen. Rabbits are cute and rabbits are tasty, though I don't think I'd mix rabbit with pancakes.
well, if we're going down inuendo avenue then I should say that I will be providing all 15 of my husbands work collegues with a good quality pancake this evening. I will probably sleep well tonight.
N.B. The first person to make any comment on the kiddie party before will be sent straight to prison!
At this point I would settle for a crepe
Whachootalkingbout Jacki?! We get blizzards, Gustnados . . . during an ice age we're at the edge of the glacial advance . . . ummm, there's rattlesnakes in some parts . . . ill tempered skunks . . . deer with chronic wasting disease or whatever that thing they've got is . . .there's some wicked sunshine delays on I-94 southbound in the evening hours . . . Hmong loose in the woods shooting up hunters for sport . . . we breed serial killers . . . yep, Wisconsin is no place for the faint of heart.
We work right across the street from a quarry. Not much blasting lately, but when they do it, you can definitely feel it. I'm sure one of these days they'll have a mishap and we'll slide into the 1000 foot deep abyss to our deaths if we're not annihilated first by the twisting steel and shattering glass as we plunge down the quarry side.
Alright Leftbrain got me searchin to prove that WI is safe but... now I dont mean to scare anyone, but I found this... http://www.w-files.com
I guess you should watch out up here...
**looks over shoulder for bigfoot...**
My guess is that the hair went up in flames Richard Pryor style in some sort of free basing mishap. The tattoo on the wrist is covering up the suicide attempt.
There's a war going on? Who are we fighting? Are Corporal Punishment and his sidekick Private Parts involved?
Forget the War on Terror, I think we should declare War on Invertebrates. They suck our blood, eat our food, spread disease, and they're just plain creepy lookin. A prime candidate for the axis of evil if I ever saw one. As long as there's centipedes in my basement, spiders in my brick pile, and mosquitos in my backyard, the Wars on Drugs and Terror can wait. Lets reallocate the dollars from those wars to R&D at Johnsons Wax pest control division.
http://koolsplace.com/images/qotweekclassic.gif
If graphic design were like recording music.
Alright, musician, this is what I want. I need you to record a song that EVERYONE will love! You do this for a living, that's easy, right? I want a song that's really edgy and over the top, but subtle and calm. This song should be a little classy but also a little rugged. It should have an equal mix of fminine and masculine, and should be just classic enough to appeal to old people but playful and bouncy enough to appeal to kids. Make it speak this issue that matter to adults, but chose your words carefully so that when a kid listens to it they get a different messgae. Oh, and I want it to do the same thing backwards. I want it to be really really really fast and a little bit slow. It should have every instrument in the world. Acctually, every good instrument ever invented. None of those crappy ones like Piano. It should be loud and a little bit quiet, so itr appeals to everyone. Make it A touch hateful in a sea of romantic. Oh, that's right, I want screaming in it, but make sure there's no yelling very loud. Also whisparing, but nothin lower than a speaking voice. I'm paying you good money to make something that everyone loves. I have no idea what it is, that's what you're for, and if one person doesn't buy the album, I'm not paying you. Speaking of paying, don't sit around writing sheet music. You're a musician! Why are you writing with a pencil? So you can charge me by the hour for drawing dots and lines on paper that do me no good in the record store? You need it to get ideas? Um, no buddy, actually, I want you to sit down with me right now and sing it, and it better be good because I don't have much time....
That settles it then. This should become the official show your boobies thread. Get to work girls!
Ok... seriuosly... what does one do in the official boob sizing? Take me through this? does someone feel you up or something? Is it a dude or a girl (either way is good)? Do you try on a bunch of bras? I am intrigued by this and if you can give me some info on where to apply for a job like this.. .that would be great.
Have a great weekend!!! http://home.comcast.net/~rnick9/eatdrink042.gif
http://home.comcast.net/~rnick9/qotweek.gif
hey thanks
I didn't realise Pucker & Bloat was hiding under Distort & Transform, so had been clicking on the bloat icon on the tools.
thanks, now I have a lovely puckered star!
Am I to believe that not only did you take my ticket, but my pants as well?
Whatever, I don't need any steeenking teeecket. I'll just have my monkey butler row me there in the raft he's building.
Just two Cam?
I've got two large eggs and an extra large whisk for pancakes... and they're not just for pancake day either. Not sure how much batter I have though...
I have a twisted sense of humor and all... but I never understood the whole rabbit/pancake thing.
Maybe its because I hate pancakes, and despite loving all kinds of animals, I never really had a thing for rabbits.
Now.. if it was a kitten.. with a robot on its head.. now that I could get into!
My sister had a pet rabbit. It was the nastiest, craziest, meanest little ball of fluff I've ever seen. Rabbits are cute and rabbits are tasty, though I don't think I'd mix rabbit with pancakes.
well, if we're going down inuendo avenue then I should say that I will be providing all 15 of my husbands work collegues with a good quality pancake this evening. I will probably sleep well tonight.
N.B. The first person to make any comment on the kiddie party before will be sent straight to prison!
At this point I would settle for a crepe
Whachootalkingbout Jacki?! We get blizzards, Gustnados . . . during an ice age we're at the edge of the glacial advance . . . ummm, there's rattlesnakes in some parts . . . ill tempered skunks . . . deer with chronic wasting disease or whatever that thing they've got is . . .there's some wicked sunshine delays on I-94 southbound in the evening hours . . . Hmong loose in the woods shooting up hunters for sport . . . we breed serial killers . . . yep, Wisconsin is no place for the faint of heart.
We work right across the street from a quarry. Not much blasting lately, but when they do it, you can definitely feel it. I'm sure one of these days they'll have a mishap and we'll slide into the 1000 foot deep abyss to our deaths if we're not annihilated first by the twisting steel and shattering glass as we plunge down the quarry side.
Alright Leftbrain got me searchin to prove that WI is safe but... now I dont mean to scare anyone, but I found this... http://www.w-files.com
I guess you should watch out up here...
**looks over shoulder for bigfoot...**
My guess is that the hair went up in flames Richard Pryor style in some sort of free basing mishap. The tattoo on the wrist is covering up the suicide attempt.
There's a war going on? Who are we fighting? Are Corporal Punishment and his sidekick Private Parts involved?
Forget the War on Terror, I think we should declare War on Invertebrates. They suck our blood, eat our food, spread disease, and they're just plain creepy lookin. A prime candidate for the axis of evil if I ever saw one. As long as there's centipedes in my basement, spiders in my brick pile, and mosquitos in my backyard, the Wars on Drugs and Terror can wait. Lets reallocate the dollars from those wars to R&D at Johnsons Wax pest control division.
http://koolsplace.com/images/qotweekclassic.gif
If graphic design were like recording music.
Alright, musician, this is what I want. I need you to record a song that EVERYONE will love! You do this for a living, that's easy, right? I want a song that's really edgy and over the top, but subtle and calm. This song should be a little classy but also a little rugged. It should have an equal mix of fminine and masculine, and should be just classic enough to appeal to old people but playful and bouncy enough to appeal to kids. Make it speak this issue that matter to adults, but chose your words carefully so that when a kid listens to it they get a different messgae. Oh, and I want it to do the same thing backwards. I want it to be really really really fast and a little bit slow. It should have every instrument in the world. Acctually, every good instrument ever invented. None of those crappy ones like Piano. It should be loud and a little bit quiet, so itr appeals to everyone. Make it A touch hateful in a sea of romantic. Oh, that's right, I want screaming in it, but make sure there's no yelling very loud. Also whisparing, but nothin lower than a speaking voice. I'm paying you good money to make something that everyone loves. I have no idea what it is, that's what you're for, and if one person doesn't buy the album, I'm not paying you. Speaking of paying, don't sit around writing sheet music. You're a musician! Why are you writing with a pencil? So you can charge me by the hour for drawing dots and lines on paper that do me no good in the record store? You need it to get ideas? Um, no buddy, actually, I want you to sit down with me right now and sing it, and it better be good because I don't have much time....
That settles it then. This should become the official show your boobies thread. Get to work girls!
Ok... seriuosly... what does one do in the official boob sizing? Take me through this? does someone feel you up or something? Is it a dude or a girl (either way is good)? Do you try on a bunch of bras? I am intrigued by this and if you can give me some info on where to apply for a job like this.. .that would be great.