Kool
03-02-2007, 01:48 PM
All you, Vista hating, Still napping, Polite, Yoda speaking, Garage sale holding, Poster picking, Lied to, Black wearing, Possibly banned, Typing dick instead of duck, Going to NOLA, Actually watching American Idol, printer loving, New job finding, Graphic designers!!!
Have a great weekend!!! http://home.comcast.net/~rnick9/eatdrink042.gif
Congratulations Drazan on your successful surgery.
We still have lots of weeks available for our calendar project. Be sure and sign up if you haven't already, it's for a good cause. Click here to sign up. (http://www.graphicdesignforum.com/forum/showthread.php?t=24739)
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Thanks to all who PMed me QOTW suggestions.
reminds me of a joke:
God was just about done creating man, but he had two things left over in his bag and He couldn't quite decide how to split them between Adam and Eve.
He thought He might just as well ask them. He told them one of the things He had left was a thing that would allow the owner to pee while standing up.
"It's a very handy thing," God told them, "and I was wondering if either one of you had a preference for it."
Well, Adam jumped up and down and begged, "Oh, please give that to me! I'd love to be able to do that! It seems like just the sort of thing a man should have. Please! Pleeease! Give it to me!" On and on he went like an excited little boy.
Eve just smiled and told God that if Adam really wanted it so badly, he could have it. So God gave Adam the thing that allowed him to pee standing up. Adam was so excited he just started peeing all over the place... first on the side of a rock, then he wrote his name in the sand, and then he tried to see if he could hit a stump ten feet away - laughing with delight all the while.
God and Eve watched him with amusement and then God said to Eve, "Well,I guess you're kind of stuck with the last thing I have left.
"What's it called?" asked Eve.
"Multiple orgasms", said God.
Multiple orgasms have their price guys. And I believe it's all paid for with monthly instalments.
You mean all designers don't dress all in black with gel in their hair and wear designer frame rectangle shades?
It's really funny to see a group of college kid designer students come through here on a tour because 85% of them look like that...I feel like I'm in The Matrix.
I find that my OCR software has a dirty mind.
I once scanned a document that substituted
"Mass age the rapist" for "massage therapist"
There were several others that I can't remember specifically, but very, very perverse - often just a juxtoposition of ordinary "clean" words that read very, very dirty.
You put your right leg in, you take your right leg out;
you put your right leg in, and then you commence to shake it in a vigorous motion.
I'm all for randomness... as long as there's some kind of structure to it.
You can't be having randomness spread out all over the place. You need somekind of organization to it.
Thought I'd share my typo so everyone can have a laugh at my expense...
In one of our menus (already printed), I somehow managed to make an innocent food item like peking duck into peking dick. Why do the "i" and the "u" have to be right next to each other on the keyboard? I wonder how many orders we'll get for that item!
I bet that is one small dish that Peking Dick.
at least you didn't mistype duck with an f ...after all, d and f are right near each other on the keyboard too.
Does that come with a "happy ending"?
http://koolsplace.com/images/qotweekclassic.gif
Help!!I need help with a name for a startup company that sells natural dog and cat shampoos and conditioners. Any suggestions?
Thanks!
petpoos?
shampets?
:: Durable and doable in a swimsuit, yet not designed for surfing, cliff diving, extreme groping and other high-impact activities. ::
'Poodledos' for dogs
and
'Emergency Room Ticket' for cats (you ever try giving a cat a bath???)
How about:
Fur-clean Great
Say it quickly and in a Scottish accent!!!
Furball Essence!
You ready for this?
Selsun Mew - Denorpets - Neutergina - Pet-tine Pro-V - Furmasilk
Have a great weekend!!! http://home.comcast.net/~rnick9/eatdrink042.gif
Congratulations Drazan on your successful surgery.
We still have lots of weeks available for our calendar project. Be sure and sign up if you haven't already, it's for a good cause. Click here to sign up. (http://www.graphicdesignforum.com/forum/showthread.php?t=24739)
http://home.comcast.net/~rnick9/qotweek.gif
Thanks to all who PMed me QOTW suggestions.
reminds me of a joke:
God was just about done creating man, but he had two things left over in his bag and He couldn't quite decide how to split them between Adam and Eve.
He thought He might just as well ask them. He told them one of the things He had left was a thing that would allow the owner to pee while standing up.
"It's a very handy thing," God told them, "and I was wondering if either one of you had a preference for it."
Well, Adam jumped up and down and begged, "Oh, please give that to me! I'd love to be able to do that! It seems like just the sort of thing a man should have. Please! Pleeease! Give it to me!" On and on he went like an excited little boy.
Eve just smiled and told God that if Adam really wanted it so badly, he could have it. So God gave Adam the thing that allowed him to pee standing up. Adam was so excited he just started peeing all over the place... first on the side of a rock, then he wrote his name in the sand, and then he tried to see if he could hit a stump ten feet away - laughing with delight all the while.
God and Eve watched him with amusement and then God said to Eve, "Well,I guess you're kind of stuck with the last thing I have left.
"What's it called?" asked Eve.
"Multiple orgasms", said God.
Multiple orgasms have their price guys. And I believe it's all paid for with monthly instalments.
You mean all designers don't dress all in black with gel in their hair and wear designer frame rectangle shades?
It's really funny to see a group of college kid designer students come through here on a tour because 85% of them look like that...I feel like I'm in The Matrix.
I find that my OCR software has a dirty mind.
I once scanned a document that substituted
"Mass age the rapist" for "massage therapist"
There were several others that I can't remember specifically, but very, very perverse - often just a juxtoposition of ordinary "clean" words that read very, very dirty.
You put your right leg in, you take your right leg out;
you put your right leg in, and then you commence to shake it in a vigorous motion.
I'm all for randomness... as long as there's some kind of structure to it.
You can't be having randomness spread out all over the place. You need somekind of organization to it.
Thought I'd share my typo so everyone can have a laugh at my expense...
In one of our menus (already printed), I somehow managed to make an innocent food item like peking duck into peking dick. Why do the "i" and the "u" have to be right next to each other on the keyboard? I wonder how many orders we'll get for that item!
I bet that is one small dish that Peking Dick.
at least you didn't mistype duck with an f ...after all, d and f are right near each other on the keyboard too.
Does that come with a "happy ending"?
http://koolsplace.com/images/qotweekclassic.gif
Help!!I need help with a name for a startup company that sells natural dog and cat shampoos and conditioners. Any suggestions?
Thanks!
petpoos?
shampets?
:: Durable and doable in a swimsuit, yet not designed for surfing, cliff diving, extreme groping and other high-impact activities. ::
'Poodledos' for dogs
and
'Emergency Room Ticket' for cats (you ever try giving a cat a bath???)
How about:
Fur-clean Great
Say it quickly and in a Scottish accent!!!
Furball Essence!
You ready for this?
Selsun Mew - Denorpets - Neutergina - Pet-tine Pro-V - Furmasilk