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Kool
03-09-2007, 02:04 PM
All you, Where the pancake is this groom wondering, Arguing the family friendly aspects of Rap vs Metal, Internet fixing, Hiking in the Ngong hills, Drooling over Bi-Cast leather, Hoe downing, Recovering, Outta town, Couldn’t care less about caring less, Alien eating, Beer catching, Graphic designers!!!

Have a great weekend!!! http://home.comcast.net/~rnick9/eatdrink042.gif

We still have lots of weeks available for our calendar project. Be sure and sign up if you haven't already, it's for a good cause. Click here to sign up. (http://www.graphicdesignforum.com/forum/showthread.php?t=24739)

http://home.comcast.net/~rnick9/qotweek.gif

well once i signed a birthday card to my mother in law, and it was supposed to say, "I hope you have a great birthday", and I accidentally wrote, "I hate you, you miserable mean spirited bitch." so that was kind of wierd.

No I haven't. I've never heard of such a thing.

Are you sure they're not just trying to get you over there to:
A. harvest your organs
or
B. convert you to a cult?

*pulls hair from back of mouth*


*Scurries off to look up Naugahyde*


Naugahyde: Frequently Asked Questions

Q: With all the cruelty in the world, how can you kill those cute little Naugas just for their hydes?
A: We don't. Naugas shed their hydes without harm to themselves, making Naugahyde the Cruelty-Free Fabric.

Haha!

What is a Nauga? (http://www.naugahyde.com/promoitems_nauga.html)


When was my boyfriend in New Zealand?!?!:D

Actually, he likes to call me his "Double-Nut-Malt Receptacle."

I used to tell my dog, "Have the house clean by the time I get home."

She'd give me a look that said "If I only had thumbs."

So you guys are saying that you like metal because it's such a pure and morally upstanding form of music?

Am I getting old or did I just slip into an alternative universe?

Girls swoon over pretty much any foreign accent. Which is why I pretend to be Irish all the time. Laddy.

I appear to be a fatty trapped in a fat body. I dunno about the rest of you with your fancy designery bodies, but I suspect that when the revolution comes, I'll eat you.

A nice thought EC - but I don't think that will work. Take boobs for example. If a nice pair of DD (or any other size for that matter) were jiggling in front of my face. Would putting whipped cream on said jiggling boobs distract me from them? Even though i can't see those tantalizing ta-tas because of the frothy unmentionable, chances are I am going to lick my way to the bouncing bounty below.



http://koolsplace.com/images/qotweekclassic.gif

It reminds me of sexual frustration. The figure looks like a swollen phallus-man hybrid...massive in it's appearance, yet utterly frustrated by something by the way it's looking at it's hands...as though wanting or waiting for something to happen.

YIKES!!! I JUST EXPLAINED MYSELF AND WHAT I'M GOING THROUGH! EGADS!

But even the Michelin man has a head and an ass. He's not stiff. He's cool. And he's kinda naughty, if you know what I mean...

BTW, have you ever seen the Michelin Woman? They put a vertical divider in her appropriate tire... up at her chest, not where you guys were thinking!

Good Grief! I simply cannot take you people anywhere. That's what's nice about staying at home sometimes, eh?

BB

Hi Guys,

Blah, blah blah blah. Blah blah...

I suppose the purpose of this post is to bounce some ideas off you guys and see what your perceptions of sand are - maybe there are aspects that I haven't seen for looking!

Thanks

Straythought


Computer chips - silicone - made of sand.
Sand is a great electrical insulator.
Make glass of sand.
Sand breast implants.
Sand is used to make molds for cast iron...
.5 grams of sand as a daily dietary supplement will help with digestion and keep you regular plus it gives you iron, silicone and calcium without having thee big expense of vitamin supplements.
Use touch of sand in your cooking for that outdoorsy crunch!
It's a great weight loss aide.
Combine sand with a vitamin e or analgesic cream and you have a great exfoliant. Wonderful to battle that acne!
Mix with an orange or lemon oil and you have a wonderful hand cleaner that will cut through grease and won't hurt the environment!
Bathe with sand and get all those hard-to-clean areas nice and clean. Prevents scaling! Use it in your shampoo! Get rid of dandruff!
Mix in sand with your lawn seed and you'll get a golf-course like lawn. it helps aerate the soil...
Keep sand in the trunk of your car and you'll never get stuck in the snow.
Package up moist sand and sell it to kids to make INDOOR SAND CASTLES!
Use sand to draw pentagrams for all your satanic rituals! Fun for the whole family!

Exodus
03-09-2007, 02:14 PM
Happy Friday! Has everyone else been extremely busy this week? Great quotes Kool! :)

balou
03-09-2007, 02:19 PM
How do I miss so many of these every week? Great quotes Kool. Hope everyone has a great weekend!

Silence04
03-09-2007, 02:21 PM
Woot Friday! Funny quotes Kool!

Happy Friday everyone!

Jackimalyn
03-09-2007, 02:26 PM
lol, awesome quotes, happy friday all!

Mynock
03-09-2007, 02:30 PM
boomBLAMO!™ IFPF!

morea
03-09-2007, 02:47 PM
have a nice weekend everybody

mac.FINN
03-09-2007, 02:51 PM
IFPF!
Happy Friday Everyone! Now get back to work! Busy Busy Busy...

MD
03-09-2007, 02:53 PM
This is a happy friday - I am eating smores pop-tarts right now.

TheBluePanda
03-09-2007, 02:54 PM
Happy Friday!

Virgo Nightingale
03-09-2007, 03:13 PM
Happy Friggin' Friday, y'all!! Hope everyone has the best weekend E V E R!!!

EC
03-09-2007, 03:15 PM
Ever? Geez that's a lot of pressure virgo. lol TGIF everyone.

SpugNothuson
03-09-2007, 03:32 PM
Bah Humbug! I'm working tomorrow. :(

Going out tonight and getting drunk still though. HAPPY FRIDAY!

Mynock
03-09-2007, 03:46 PM
Is it too early to get in St. Patty's day gear?

danedawg99
03-09-2007, 04:10 PM
happy friday!!!!:D

Jackimalyn
03-09-2007, 04:24 PM
Is it too early to get in St. Patty's day gear?

Never! I shall join you.

CamarotaDesign
03-09-2007, 04:47 PM
Happy Friday Ya'll

Mynock
03-09-2007, 05:04 PM
Never! I shall join you.Fan-pancaking-tastic!

Neballer
03-09-2007, 05:57 PM
I am eating smores pop-tarts right now.
greatGREATGRAND! tis a fantastic day here in da hood.

Typically
03-09-2007, 09:37 PM
i just had CAKE!

Jackimalyn
03-09-2007, 09:43 PM
gum. orbit. spearmint. clean feeling. mmmm.

morea
03-09-2007, 09:52 PM
i just had CAKE!

ooh, I am so jealous! :p

cornfed
03-09-2007, 10:23 PM
Happy Friday! We'll be at the houston livestock show and rodeo this weekend. I have no idea what to expect.

TheBluePanda
03-09-2007, 10:45 PM
15 minutes until freedom and 300!

Red Kittie Kat
03-09-2007, 10:57 PM
Have a great weekend one and all!!! :)


Thanks for the awesome quotes once again Kool!! ((hugs)) :D

budafist
03-09-2007, 11:02 PM
Celebraaaation!


Great collection there Kool. Is it wrong that I look forward to this thread every Saturday? It's lunchtime here on Sat...yeah, I'm a freak from the future :D

morea
03-09-2007, 11:30 PM
what are tomorrow's lotto numbers, buda? ;)

budafist
03-09-2007, 11:55 PM
Never was good with numbers morea ;)

morea
03-09-2007, 11:58 PM
lol! Neither was I! :D