.NET sucks and so does this job

[Patrick Shannon]

You know, back in the good old days, HTML...well, just kind of worked. And if it didn't, it didn't at least display cryptic error messages or anything. PHP and ASP were nice enough to tell you what line there was a flaw on. But now in my brand new career as a bugfixer (loooong story), this is what I have to tolerate about ten times a day when I go to try to fix some CSS styling error some other f**Ktard pulled....

http://www.cultureinnovation.com/error.gif

WHAT in the hell does that mean to me? Why should I care? Does it even mean anything? Why can't it just pull up the HTML nicely anyway? Why is it that I can run complete circles around this .NET platform with more traditional XHTML and PHP design? (When I go home and open my own client's websites, they just work.)

NOTE TO EMPLOYERS: DESIGNER. NOT DEVELOPER. MAKE YOUR **** WORK BEFORE I GET A HOLD OF IT.

Phht...that felt good. And remember kids, this is what Microsoft technologies does to your workflow.

[reuber1]

OH MY GOD.

I see that every ****ing day dude, those exact error screens. Half the time, for no reason. The other half, it can't tell me what the error is because some web.config file doesn't have a parameter set to OFF or something or other (and sometimes it's set to OFF and still doesn't tell me). Feel your pain, I hate .NET, and their support. By developers, for developers.

I hate ASPStorefront.Net with a passion.

[Patrick Shannon]

http://www.cultureinnovation.com/error2.gif

*BANGS HEAD ON DESK*

[Patrick Shannon]

And WHO THE HELL is Peter Blum, anyway!?!?

[CatintheHat1]

I am not sure, but it could be a message from God. Something like, "get the hell off the Internet and go forth and multiply" or something like that...or something about not eating ham or avoiding meat on Fridays. Yeah. I bet that's it. For sure.

[Patrick Shannon]

I would not use .NET at my house...I would not click on any of it with a mouse. I do not like looking at it on my screens. I do not understand what any of it means.

I'LL NEVER USE .NET AND VAM! I DO NOT LIKE IT, BILL I AM!