returning a call

[bejamshi]

Hi, I am wondering if I am unable to answer the phone would be be bad to return the call within 24 hours?

[Exodus]

WTF, Dude.... I think I'm about to have an aneurysm.

http://img108.imageshack.us/img108/4958/rahpn4.gif

[bejamshi]

What does that mean?:confused:

[Exodus]

Clicky (www.zombo.com)

[bejamshi]

You gone crazy?

[morea]

http://i9.tinypic.com/4q84iew.gif

[Exodus]

If you were a hotdog, whould you eat yourself?


I would.

[bejamshi]

Oh boy, must be the sun. Hey morea i love your new avatar

[bejamshi]

Exodus what happened to you? so sad?
:(

[Exodus]

http://img513.imageshack.us/img513/1640/boomvv9.gif

[bejamshi]

Oh mine, your very complicated, wanna come over for a cup of hot carrot juice?

[Exodus]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tRiBxiipxu8

[bejamshi]

oh, that is crazy, now back to my question
http://www.nwiizone.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/12/Rayman-Raving-Rabbids-Wii_facts.thumb.jpg

[balou]

The answer is rather obvious Bejamshi which is why Ex is giving you a hard time. I think it would be bad if you didn't return the call within 24 hours or sooner.

[bejamshi]

Thanks balou, well it always good to ask you guys, i keep you all on your toes.
I am just crazy wabbit?

[balou]

I am just crazy wabbit?

See post #14 in this thread. ;)

[bejamshi]

I love you balou

[Drorain]

my brain sploded

[mac.FINN]

i keep you all on your toes.
We should really stop storing those nooses so high.

[balou]

We should really stop storing those nooses so high.

or hanging them so low? :D

[Drorain]

http://img337.imageshack.us/img337/9193/allyourbasecz4.jpg

[bejamshi]

I think i make your brains hurt? Do I?

[Drawing a Blank]

Hi, I am wondering if I am unable to answer the phone would be be bad to return the call within 24 hours?

Why what would you do if you don't return the call?

[cornfed]

The only reason I pay the phone bill is in case God calls. All this time, He hasn't phoned yet. Now there's faith for you.

[bejamshi]

Oh boy, there are crazier wabbits here than me.
:P

[cornfed]

But if He did call, I also pay for caller id so I could call Him back. And you'd bet your bottom dollar it would be within less than 24 hours.

[Logo-Mechanix]

This is simple, just never call them back. Trust me they will thank you for it in the future.

[Drorain]

I think you should call them back and sing...

"99 Bottles of Beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer...

one fell...what the @#$#(/pancake)

98 Bottles of beer on the wall"

[cornfed]

Unless it's God. He wouldn't appreciate that.

[bejamshi]

Oh boy, I am sorry i asked

[mac.FINN]

So am I.

[mac.FINN]

PEACHES!

[Virgo Nightingale]

BOOBIES!!1

[Exodus]

Watermelons! (o)(o)

[Kool]

Oh boy, I am sorry i asked

Dude if you continue to ask such ridiculously obvious questions, and I have a hard time believing this is really a question, then you may find that when you have a real legitimate question nobody will answer it thinking it's just more of this nonsense. :rolleyes:

[Exodus]

http://img177.imageshack.us/img177/5020/sb4rumzpx4.jpg

[bejamshi]

Oh, me sad now

[Craig B]

http://i16.tinypic.com/4p2j4m0.gif

[morea]

Hey morea i love your new avatar

thank you. I am channeling my inner hippie.

http://i8.tinypic.com/6hfajqo.gif

[The_Black_Knight]

And now, here's this, (http://www.badgerbadgerbadger.com) just because I like it.

[MD]

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a78/milwaukeedesigner/cartman.jpg

[Craig B]

badgers? We don't need no steenking badgers!!

[budafist]

Them badger tails look like peepees.

[SpugNothuson]

*This is a message for BEEP can you give me a call regarding your design work on 015BEEP BEEP 05 BEEP 4 BEEP BEEP ? Thank you".

In walks Spug Nothuson, "Ah for Pancakes sake, another message... flipping clients!"

*Click*

*BEEP BEEP BOP BEEP BOP BIP BOP BEEP BOP BOP BEEEP BIP*

*Rrrringgggg Rrrringggg*

Client: Hello?

Spug: Hi :D

Client: Hi?

Spug: So... yeah... ?

Client: Erm.. Who is this?

Spug: You called me, you ought to know.

Client: Noooo. You just called me...

Spug: In repsonse to your call, you left a message. Ergo you must be expecting me to call back, which I am doing, right now. Jeez!

Client: ... ... ... BEEP is it you?

Spug: Left a lot of Answer phone messages this evening have you? Who else is it going to be?

Client: Ah right... ... I don't think we require your services anymore, we've sorted out what needed... sorting.

Spug: Well that was a waste of my precious time. Thank you!

*Click*

Spug: Now then where'd I got to on Halo? Ah yes... DIE ALIEN SCUM!!!

*Rrrringgg Rrrringggg*

Spug: Oh for pancakes sake! Another one!?

[frankster]

Going from Manchester to my parents house in Wales, we always used to travel along a bit of road that had signs like this. I never quite stopped finding them funny.

http://img182.imageshack.us/img182/6580/badgersjg2.jpg

[The_Black_Knight]

Going from Manchester to my parents house in Wales, we always used to travel along a bit of road that had signs like this. I never quite stopped finding them funny.Now that's a road sign I'd love to steal and hang up in my office!

[budafist]

Still never seen a badger before. Wish we had them in NZ. I hear they eat rabbits though.

[The_Black_Knight]

"Perhaps if we built a large, wooden badger..."

[frankster]

I meant to post this in the paper model thread, but, well, I'm here now. Maybe you could adjust it slightly for a more badgery shape ;)

http://users.sdccu.net/chthulhu/models/rabbit/2002-04-15_01.jpg

http://users.sdccu.net/chthulhu/models/rabbit/TroRab_1.gif

and instructions if you need them...

http://users.sdccu.net/chthulhu/models/rabbit/Assembly.txt

[The_Black_Knight]

I meant to post this in the paper model thread, but, well, I'm here now. Maybe you could adjust it slightly for a more badgery shape ;)

http://users.sdccu.net/chthulhu/models/rabbit/TroRab_1.gifSpiffy!

[Hopefully "spiffy" doesn't mean something unspeakably naughty in "BritSpeak"]

[hewligan]

The beauty of "Britspeak" is that with so many local variations, you can inevitably find one where almost any word means something unspeakably dirty :D

[The_Black_Knight]

It would seem that way at times.

[frankster]

Virgo needs to emmigrate ;)

[SpugNothuson]

Wasn't Spiffy a character from the Bash Street Kids?

http://www.venganza.org/images/wordpress/unspec/bash.png

Ah flip, it was Smiffy.

[captain spanky]

if someone rings me up, i ignore them and ring them back after 36 hours and 4 minutes exactly or my plants will die... then when they answer the phone, i ask for the captain or the punk in charge and then make fax/pigeon noises at them before i giggle like a drunk chipmunk. Ever seen a drunk chipmunk? they're more fun than drunk mooses. They just get maudlin and suicidal. Poor mooses. i feel sorry for them. :(

[Virgo Nightingale]

Virgo needs to emmigrate ;)
Am I too dirty for the US or would I just feel more at home there? :D

And is it my imagination, or is GDF running stupid slow this morning? :confused:

[Two-Toe Tom]

it seems to be running ok for me :/

[morea]

seems okay for me, just not enough people posting. ;)

[Virgo Nightingale]

Maybe GDF is mad at me... :p

[Logo-Mechanix]

It was running slow earlier for me as well Virgo but seems to be okay now.

[Virgo Nightingale]

You're in Jersey, too aren't you? Runnin' fine for me now as well.

[Logo-Mechanix]

Yeah I'm in NJ, maybe it was something in the air this morning. I wonder how it was running for Typically, he's in NJ as well.

[morea]

(Quick! Reroute the bandwidth - the The Jersey folk are on to us!)

[Logo-Mechanix]

Damn defective tinfoil hats.

[morea]

hmm, yours IS looking a little worn, Logo... just needs another coat of aluminum, methinks.

[Logo-Mechanix]

Eventually you gotta scrap 'em, the aluminum build-up can be detrimental to the vertebrae.

[morea]

perhaps you could line the foil hat with wax paper!

[Logo-Mechanix]

At least then it wouldn't stick to me head when I sweat.

[Virgo Nightingale]

Just use silver spray paint. More fumes = more fun.

[Logo-Mechanix]

Thats true Virgo but I think I stomped enough brain cells earlier in life.

[Two-Toe Tom]

i wouldn't worry about it, i heard they grow back stronger.

[Virgo Nightingale]

Well Tom, If my brain is any indication...

um...

wha?

[Two-Toe Tom]

i forgot too :(

[Logo-Mechanix]

What were we talking about?

[morea]

are you guys familiar with Cliff Clavin's Buffalo theory?

Here it is, as explained to Norm in a classic episode of Cheers;

“Well, ya see, Norm, it’s like this… A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it’s the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first.

This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members.

In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first.

In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. That’s why you always feel smarter after a few beers.”

[Virgo Nightingale]

That works for me!

[Two-Toe Tom]

hahaha damn slow and weak brain cells slowing me down. die! *gulp gulp gulp*

[Logo-Mechanix]

I am a frim believer in finding reasons to justify my bad habits, it can be a rather creative endeavor.