Kool
08-10-2007, 02:24 PM
All you, Hundred mile riding, Going to a seminar, Lookin for vectors, Nasty blob on a laptop screen having, Eating this, Eating that, Eating this and that again, Taco getting, 150,000 job doing, Blah Blah Blah, Graphic designers!!!
Wow, what a boring week this has been on the GDF. No new Soap Box rants. Barely a page of Off Topic posts to look through, and most of them were about food LOL. People were so bored they were even digging up ancient threads just to have something to post in. I guess everybody is just enjoying the last few week of summer, I know I am. http://koolsplace.com/images/koolsmiley.gif
Y'all have a great weekend!!! http://home.comcast.net/~rnick9/eatdrink042.gif
http://home.comcast.net/~rnick9/qotweek.gif
Half the forum sent me these two gems from LBA
I'd stare at women wearing those more intensely than normal, while I'm imagining what's underneath. Saucy Lingerie? Ribald tattoos? Does the carpet match the drapes? Questions like that will keep me up all night tossing and turning. The element of mystery is hot.
Looks like most of the models are kids, though - if it was my daughter, there's no way I'd let her wear something that racy, seductively winding kite strings in suggestive manners - the only way a daughter of mine would set foot on a beach is if she was sporting a gunny sack doused in cat urine, flippers, mittens and a welders mask (or falcon hood). She'd also have to strap on a faux siamese twin that looks like it died in the embryonic stage and is now just a hideous, wizened, emaciated appendage, but she has to keep it because they share the aorta artery.
The best way to get the best looking color is to use a printer who you can physically visit and do a press check - after they rip your files and run off a few on the press, take a look and tell them you want it to pop more. If they ask you for specifics, tell them they're the experts and they should figure it out - you're just the artist and it just doesn't "feel" right to you. A successfull press check should start about an hour or so before the printer closes, and continue for the next 6-12 hours. Make sure to wear a beret and a bring a megaphone.
Various GDF ladies got together for a wine & cheese party in the wee hours of Last Saturday morning, the rest of this weeks quotes come from that thread.
I'll try some sheep cheese. I have to admit though, I don't like goat cheese. Too "goaty". You have anything squeezed from bovines?
I only have two buck chuck and some cheese string. Can I still join in? Wait I have some of that stuff in the spray can... No...No...I ate all that, but I do have the cheese string still.
maybe that could work with a bloody mary Buda! and then bite into a stick of celery after. Urgh, I don't like celery though.
What about lick some garam masala, down a shot of pernot and bite whoever is sat next to you?
Knocks on door and enters, holding a bottle of merlot and some feta cheese...
Hello? Hello...
Looks around and sees a bunch of sleeping people surrounded by empty bottles, cheese wrappers and an empty jar of horseraddish....sits down on couch, pours a glass of wine and puts feet on coffee table....
Oooh, spanakopita, I'm all over it! I love spanakopita!
I've never had a cigar, but if I continue drinking this wine, I may sneak a puff of yours, Cam!
quietly places copy of Desert Solitaire onto coffee table...
I don't want to even know where Tom's pretzels came from, or how they got in my freezer, but I do want to know who's in the oven so I can select the right herbs and spices to go along with them.
http://koolsplace.com/images/qotweekclassic.gif
I am wondering who all on this forum are moderators. cause i always go along thinking that someone that posts is a normal member like us, then i find out they are a moderator! it makes me kind of mad. Can someone give me a list of the current moderators?
I contest the notion that I may be a "normal member".
I don't know 'bout you guys but my member ain't normal.
Think I should get it checked?
scary thought: if the mods on here are abnormal, then I'm normal
A scientist poring over 330-million-year-old tracks in a layer of sandstone in Scotland believes they were made by an extraordinary water scorpion that was as big as a man. The huge six-legged creature was about 1.6 metres (64 inches) long and a metre (40 inches) wide, according to the study, published on Thursday in Nature, the weekly British science journal.
That would be ultra-sweet if something like that existed today.
Yeah, ultra-sweet if they are on a different continent that is seperated from the U.S. by an ocean.
I want one. I would ride him to work. And then I could have him sting people who were nasty to me.
I'd have it pinch people's butts. Not too hard. I'd save stinging for serious offenses - like forgetting my name or mispronouncing it.
Wow, what a boring week this has been on the GDF. No new Soap Box rants. Barely a page of Off Topic posts to look through, and most of them were about food LOL. People were so bored they were even digging up ancient threads just to have something to post in. I guess everybody is just enjoying the last few week of summer, I know I am. http://koolsplace.com/images/koolsmiley.gif
Y'all have a great weekend!!! http://home.comcast.net/~rnick9/eatdrink042.gif
http://home.comcast.net/~rnick9/qotweek.gif
Half the forum sent me these two gems from LBA
I'd stare at women wearing those more intensely than normal, while I'm imagining what's underneath. Saucy Lingerie? Ribald tattoos? Does the carpet match the drapes? Questions like that will keep me up all night tossing and turning. The element of mystery is hot.
Looks like most of the models are kids, though - if it was my daughter, there's no way I'd let her wear something that racy, seductively winding kite strings in suggestive manners - the only way a daughter of mine would set foot on a beach is if she was sporting a gunny sack doused in cat urine, flippers, mittens and a welders mask (or falcon hood). She'd also have to strap on a faux siamese twin that looks like it died in the embryonic stage and is now just a hideous, wizened, emaciated appendage, but she has to keep it because they share the aorta artery.
The best way to get the best looking color is to use a printer who you can physically visit and do a press check - after they rip your files and run off a few on the press, take a look and tell them you want it to pop more. If they ask you for specifics, tell them they're the experts and they should figure it out - you're just the artist and it just doesn't "feel" right to you. A successfull press check should start about an hour or so before the printer closes, and continue for the next 6-12 hours. Make sure to wear a beret and a bring a megaphone.
Various GDF ladies got together for a wine & cheese party in the wee hours of Last Saturday morning, the rest of this weeks quotes come from that thread.
I'll try some sheep cheese. I have to admit though, I don't like goat cheese. Too "goaty". You have anything squeezed from bovines?
I only have two buck chuck and some cheese string. Can I still join in? Wait I have some of that stuff in the spray can... No...No...I ate all that, but I do have the cheese string still.
maybe that could work with a bloody mary Buda! and then bite into a stick of celery after. Urgh, I don't like celery though.
What about lick some garam masala, down a shot of pernot and bite whoever is sat next to you?
Knocks on door and enters, holding a bottle of merlot and some feta cheese...
Hello? Hello...
Looks around and sees a bunch of sleeping people surrounded by empty bottles, cheese wrappers and an empty jar of horseraddish....sits down on couch, pours a glass of wine and puts feet on coffee table....
Oooh, spanakopita, I'm all over it! I love spanakopita!
I've never had a cigar, but if I continue drinking this wine, I may sneak a puff of yours, Cam!
quietly places copy of Desert Solitaire onto coffee table...
I don't want to even know where Tom's pretzels came from, or how they got in my freezer, but I do want to know who's in the oven so I can select the right herbs and spices to go along with them.
http://koolsplace.com/images/qotweekclassic.gif
I am wondering who all on this forum are moderators. cause i always go along thinking that someone that posts is a normal member like us, then i find out they are a moderator! it makes me kind of mad. Can someone give me a list of the current moderators?
I contest the notion that I may be a "normal member".
I don't know 'bout you guys but my member ain't normal.
Think I should get it checked?
scary thought: if the mods on here are abnormal, then I'm normal
A scientist poring over 330-million-year-old tracks in a layer of sandstone in Scotland believes they were made by an extraordinary water scorpion that was as big as a man. The huge six-legged creature was about 1.6 metres (64 inches) long and a metre (40 inches) wide, according to the study, published on Thursday in Nature, the weekly British science journal.
That would be ultra-sweet if something like that existed today.
Yeah, ultra-sweet if they are on a different continent that is seperated from the U.S. by an ocean.
I want one. I would ride him to work. And then I could have him sting people who were nasty to me.
I'd have it pinch people's butts. Not too hard. I'd save stinging for serious offenses - like forgetting my name or mispronouncing it.