Kool
10-05-2007, 01:30 PM
All you, fart story telling, Talkin bout SCAD, Smart enough to be a citizen, Whining and whimpering, Ancient commercial watching, Reb or Yank pondering, Hungry at 1AM, Weird semi lesbian virtual plural marriage seeking, Graphic designers!!!
Have a great weekend!!! http://home.comcast.net/~rnick9/eatdrink042.gif
http://home.comcast.net/~rnick9/qotweek.gif
I have a theory about Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes. Did you ever notice how they sort of look alike? I am convinced that he had a clone made of himself and then forced it to have a sex change operation. That way he could marry it and procreate, thus creating additional clones of himself so that he could take over the world, and eventually the universe. Could be the meds talking though.
Yes Kittie, my husband loves the way I piss my pants with excitement over cold wash laundry detergent. Unfortunately we no longer have any "whites" after a nasty case of blue pants infiltrates white wash. My children look like oliver twist in their greying potato sack onesies. Maybe I need to throw out my Folgers and get some "other" coffee. Sounds like an awesome alternative to conventional contraception!
All the time! No sooner have I laundered them, do I pee all over them again in excitement as to how white the cold water detergent has got them. It's like a misery-go-round. It's a vicious circle of laundering elation followed by over excitement, urination and shame. Like I said, the husband loves it!
How does one spot somebody farting via film? Is it in dolby surround sound? What if the fart was so powerful that it had a reverb effect, and thusly make it seem like anybody could do it?
the article didn't say if it was an intentional, disrespectful "take that, ye buggers!" wind breaking or an accidental "oh no I'm so embarassed" one. That would make loads of difference, and without that information I don't think that we can actually formulate any opinion on this vital issue.
And they call themselves journalists. For shame!
LOL, John. Sometimes when it's coming, it's coming and all the cheek squezing in the world aint holding it in. Sometimes I don't even think a good weld would hold it in.
It all has to do with the "desire for snack" divided by the "distance" to the nearest store. If DFS/D = >25 then the distance to travel isn't worth it...so if the closest store is 100 miles away you really have to want that snack.
Or I could be full of carp.
Now I need a snack.
Thanks a lot.
but if you are full of carp ... how would you have room for a snack?
I'm in.
You know (ladies) us rodents DO repopulate rather quickly. If anyone is up for repopulating the planet with a race of DangerMice....I'm your Rat.
The advantages to a marriage with DangerMouse:
1. I'm No dirty Rat.
2. I promise not to punch you in the face
3. I got this great exercise wheel that keep me buff.
4. Im Dangerous
5. If your a cat, you can eat me anytime you feel the need.
6. I like big families and am a distant cousin of Mighty Mouse
7. We don't believe in monogamy.
The Disadvantages....
1. I poop pebbles quite often (but in small quantities)
2. I lied...I MAY punch you in the face
3. My life insurance costs a fortune due to irresitable urge to steal cheese from traps.
4. I do tend to chew on things alot
5. My NARDS are mouse size (but remember I am a distant cousin of Mighty Mouse which evens it out)
6. I may be taken away at any given time for scientific experiment
7. We don't believe in monogamy.
Any takers? Eh???? EH?!!!!!!
titillating...I love that word.
*bats his eyes at DangerMouse from across the room*
*flutters ears*
ladies, ladies.... there's no need to fight. I'm 6'5'' - so there's plenty of my outside for all of you!
There are another 40 or so QOTW worthy quotes in the GDF Chapel thread. :D
http://koolsplace.com/images/qotweekclassic.gif
My greatest influence is GDF's own Mynock.
I like his simple clean designs with good use of white space and balance.
I also find his arrogance is truly inspiring
Tell more lies. Your nose needs to be another 18 inches longer. That way you will keep your face 2 feet away from the screen.
Wimp...I took lessons from chuck norris and I use ben gay...right on the eyeball. Sure it swells...and stings...and causes blindness for 18 days, but boy does it make me feel ballsy
(warning: do not use bengay on your eyes this is really a stupid idea, I just wanted to bring chuck norris into the conversation)
Chuck would never use a product with a name like Ben Gay. Chuck would just tear out his own eyeballs and replace with some poor unsuspecting soul who happened onto the set of Walker Texas Ranger.
Have a great weekend!!! http://home.comcast.net/~rnick9/eatdrink042.gif
http://home.comcast.net/~rnick9/qotweek.gif
I have a theory about Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes. Did you ever notice how they sort of look alike? I am convinced that he had a clone made of himself and then forced it to have a sex change operation. That way he could marry it and procreate, thus creating additional clones of himself so that he could take over the world, and eventually the universe. Could be the meds talking though.
Yes Kittie, my husband loves the way I piss my pants with excitement over cold wash laundry detergent. Unfortunately we no longer have any "whites" after a nasty case of blue pants infiltrates white wash. My children look like oliver twist in their greying potato sack onesies. Maybe I need to throw out my Folgers and get some "other" coffee. Sounds like an awesome alternative to conventional contraception!
All the time! No sooner have I laundered them, do I pee all over them again in excitement as to how white the cold water detergent has got them. It's like a misery-go-round. It's a vicious circle of laundering elation followed by over excitement, urination and shame. Like I said, the husband loves it!
How does one spot somebody farting via film? Is it in dolby surround sound? What if the fart was so powerful that it had a reverb effect, and thusly make it seem like anybody could do it?
the article didn't say if it was an intentional, disrespectful "take that, ye buggers!" wind breaking or an accidental "oh no I'm so embarassed" one. That would make loads of difference, and without that information I don't think that we can actually formulate any opinion on this vital issue.
And they call themselves journalists. For shame!
LOL, John. Sometimes when it's coming, it's coming and all the cheek squezing in the world aint holding it in. Sometimes I don't even think a good weld would hold it in.
It all has to do with the "desire for snack" divided by the "distance" to the nearest store. If DFS/D = >25 then the distance to travel isn't worth it...so if the closest store is 100 miles away you really have to want that snack.
Or I could be full of carp.
Now I need a snack.
Thanks a lot.
but if you are full of carp ... how would you have room for a snack?
I'm in.
You know (ladies) us rodents DO repopulate rather quickly. If anyone is up for repopulating the planet with a race of DangerMice....I'm your Rat.
The advantages to a marriage with DangerMouse:
1. I'm No dirty Rat.
2. I promise not to punch you in the face
3. I got this great exercise wheel that keep me buff.
4. Im Dangerous
5. If your a cat, you can eat me anytime you feel the need.
6. I like big families and am a distant cousin of Mighty Mouse
7. We don't believe in monogamy.
The Disadvantages....
1. I poop pebbles quite often (but in small quantities)
2. I lied...I MAY punch you in the face
3. My life insurance costs a fortune due to irresitable urge to steal cheese from traps.
4. I do tend to chew on things alot
5. My NARDS are mouse size (but remember I am a distant cousin of Mighty Mouse which evens it out)
6. I may be taken away at any given time for scientific experiment
7. We don't believe in monogamy.
Any takers? Eh???? EH?!!!!!!
titillating...I love that word.
*bats his eyes at DangerMouse from across the room*
*flutters ears*
ladies, ladies.... there's no need to fight. I'm 6'5'' - so there's plenty of my outside for all of you!
There are another 40 or so QOTW worthy quotes in the GDF Chapel thread. :D
http://koolsplace.com/images/qotweekclassic.gif
My greatest influence is GDF's own Mynock.
I like his simple clean designs with good use of white space and balance.
I also find his arrogance is truly inspiring
Tell more lies. Your nose needs to be another 18 inches longer. That way you will keep your face 2 feet away from the screen.
Wimp...I took lessons from chuck norris and I use ben gay...right on the eyeball. Sure it swells...and stings...and causes blindness for 18 days, but boy does it make me feel ballsy
(warning: do not use bengay on your eyes this is really a stupid idea, I just wanted to bring chuck norris into the conversation)
Chuck would never use a product with a name like Ben Gay. Chuck would just tear out his own eyeballs and replace with some poor unsuspecting soul who happened onto the set of Walker Texas Ranger.