Happy Birthday Hewligan!!!

[Red Kittie Kat]

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Have A Great Day!!! :D

[budafist]

Happy birthday Hewlie!!!

Hope your day is most fun and splendid.

I made you a cake :)

http://www.axis-of-aevil.net/img/2005_08/charlotteroyale-foranu.jpg

[Red Kittie Kat]

omg it looks like a brain!!!

Brilliant Buda!! :D

[frankster]

Happy birthday!
Here is a shiny new helmet to keep your cakebrains/braincakes safe.
http://www.brassandwood.com/products/Big/18~inch~copper~helmet_1.jpg

[hewligan]

Mmmmmm... Brain cake. :D

Thanks guys. I've given myself the best birthday present possible - a few days holiday. And tomorrow I'm going shopping for a new computer. The old eMac just ain't cutting it anymore.

(So if I disappear for a few days, it probably just means I screwed something up... :D)

[Red Kittie Kat]

lmaooo .. well have fun darlin ... you won't screw up ... not with that set of brains in your head ;)

[frankster]

Can we call you brainycakes as a pet name?

[Two-Toe Tom]

woot! hapi birfdai!!!!!!!!!1 :D

[Red Kittie Kat]

aww brainycakes is cute :D

[frankster]

aww brainycakes is cute :D

He is, isn't he!:D

[Red Kittie Kat]

uh huh :D

[hewligan]

Aw, shucks... :o

[budafist]

New computer! That sounds fun. I hope it jumps out of a cake and sings happy birthday for ya mate :)

[balou]

Not just any birthday - a MACariffic birthday! Have a good one!

[morea]

have fun on holiday! :)

[CkretAjint]

Happy Brifday!!!!!!! :D

[Kool]

Happy Birthday man, have a great one!! http://koolsplace.com/images/woohoo.gifhttp://koolsplace.com/images/woohoo.gifhttp://koolsplace.com/images/woohoo.gif

[Exodus]

Happy Birthday!

[captain spanky]

hewli birthday! :D

[Virgo Nightingale]

Happy Birthday Hewligan!!

We had a party in your honor, and ate your brains for the cake. Don't worry, we took a couple pics so you could see what we did to you...

http://www.funmansion.com/videos/birthday_cake_skull_2.jpg

http://www.funnypictures.net.au/images/skull-birthday-cake.jpg

[Kool]

Oh man! That cake is truly disgusting Virgo, I love it. :D

[morea]

*hurk*


http://i21.tinypic.com/2e1ha9c.jpg

[Virgo Nightingale]

I kept running into that pic whenever I was looking for cake images for birthday threads and was just itchin' to use it! Hewligan's edible brain birthday was a perfect opportunity. Thanks, Hewls! :D

[Satchel]

Happy Birthday!!

[Typically]

http://www.net-games.biz/funny-pictures/pictures/1366.jpg

no one will get your brains with this cake by your side =]
Happy Birthday!

[tuliptree]

Happy birthday!
And happy holiday! And happy computer shopping!

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[WannaBrie]

Happy Birthday Brainycakes! Enjoy your holiday!

[MD]

Mmmmmm... Brain cake. :D

Thanks guys. I've given myself the best birthday present possible - a few days holiday. And tomorrow I'm going shopping for a new computer. The old eMac just ain't cutting it anymore.

Happy Birthday.
Hopefully your birthday is full of Fosters, boomerangs and Roos.
Oh thats right ... NZ doesn't have those things ... man your country is boring.

Just remember if you are replacing your mac to wait for a couple weeks to buy because the new OS is coming out.

[D-Frag]

happy bday hewligan, hope its a wonderful vaca for you!!

[Seapony]

WOO!! And the Librans keep rockin' on!

Hope you're having a happy Happy!

http://www.angiethechoice.com.sg/images/D2408%20libra.jpg
:D

[AlexNJ210]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!! enjoy the time off you green islander astronaut you.

[budafist]

Hopefully your birthday is full of Fosters, boomerangs and Roos.
Oh thats right ... NZ doesn't have those things ... man your country is boring.


We're not boring! Elves and hobbits live here.

[AlexNJ210]

They also have great white sharks.

[vxhorusxv]

Happy birthday Hew! :D

"And maaaaaaaaannnnnnnyyyyyyyyyy more!" as the saying goes!

[budafist]

And good seafood and good lamb too. Divine lamb. So divine that most of it goes overseas. Damn you foreigners taking our good lamb and driving up the price for locals.

[AlexNJ210]

buda i have a friend thats is New Zealander living in my town. Her mother lives there now, shes been many times and loves the country. I hear so many great things about new zealand. It really is one of those precious unique corners of the world.

[hewligan]

And hangovers. We have hangovers here...

[budafist]

And hangovers. We have hangovers here...

Yes, in certain parts there are hangovers. Happy hangover Hewlie!

Will I get boozed if I lick your brains now?

[Red Kittie Kat]

And hangovers. We have hangovers here...


Uh oh ... now we have pickled brains :D

[budafist]

Ewww...for some reason pickled brains doesn't appeal to me. I prefer fresh thanks.

[Red Kittie Kat]

lmao ... I like pickled things :D

I love pickled beets .. Pickled onions ... pickled peppers ...


uh oh ... another food derailment :D

[AlexNJ210]

Id like to pick a peck o pickled peppers myself sweetie :)

[Red Kittie Kat]

oooh shall I call you Peter?


:D

[frankster]

I hate pickled things. It's like ruining a good, well, thing. Pickled eggs for example. Why? Why would a person do that? and why only in fish and chip shops in jars big enough to pickle your gran? :confused:

[AlexNJ210]

I provide the piper in this relationship so t'would be fitting my sweet.

[morea]

I hate pickled things. It's like ruining a good, well, thing. Pickled eggs for example. Why? Why would a person do that? and why only in fish and chip shops in jars big enough to pickle your gran? :confused:

Agreed. Though I do enjoy pickled pickles.
Cucumbers, that is.

[Red Kittie Kat]

hehe Alex ;)


Frank .. I don't like pickled eggs either .. but I do like the pickled sausage they seem to always be beside each other ;)

[AlexNJ210]

i would imagine it feels a waste for the ladies to witness something as impressive as the cucumber be "aged" in the pickling process to become so demure in stature.

[Red Kittie Kat]

oooh but they are so tasty ... I don't think I have ever met anyone who doesn't like pickles .. be it savory or sweet :)

[AlexNJ210]

*attempt failed* lol.

[Riya]

Happy Birthday Hewligan! What kind of computer are you getting.

[hewligan]

Well, I'm posting this from my brand new iMac!

It's the old model 20-inch, so I got it really cheap. Plus, it means I don't get one of those new keyboards that I really don't like the look of. Plus, it's a more powerful model than I could have afforded from the new range.

[urstwile]

Woot! Happy birthday Hewligan, and congrats on the new computer! Don't spend all your birthday time off on the computer! :)

[Riya]

Fun, fun... I think I am going to be getting myself one of the new ones here in the next couple of weeks. Been saving for a long time. ;)

[budafist]

Sweet on the new mac Hewli. Where did you get it out of curiousity?

I'm not getting a new computer anymore :( We've decided we need to save around $20,000 for an overseas trip by next year so any big spends are out of the equation. So I'll have to experience my big purchases through you guys on here.

As for pickled eggs, that's disgusting. Never had one but the concept grosses me out. If an egg is a hen's period, you can take your pickled hen's periods and shove it.

[AlexNJ210]

period????? What version of ole MacDonald's Farm did you hear when you were a kid?????

[budafist]

Well we used to call them abortions, but that's not correct because the eggs aren't fertilised. Therefore they are periods. Delicious, but periods.

[AlexNJ210]

yes they are fertilised, they are just taken out of incubation and refrigerated at the right time whereby the embryo dies but is kept in a state of preservation, remaining edible. Damn you did have a strange teaching of ole' McDonald.

[hewligan]

Got the computer at Bond & Bond.

Damn but it's speedy compared to my poor old eMac (which is currently sitting next to it, feeling inadequate, while I transfer files).

And I won't be spending all my time on the computer. I'm going out to the pub with some friends tonight, and I'm going over to my parents tomorrow. Then, with the time I've taken off work, I'll have 3 days for me and the new machine to become acquainted :D

[urstwile]

Is it an Intel?

[hewligan]

Yup. Core 2 Duo 2.16GHz

[urstwile]

Yay for you! I love the one I have at work, and it's not one of the current crop. I'm also still very satisfied with my G5 iMac here at home. They did a really good job with these machines, IMO.

[hewligan]

It's pretty sweet so far. I'm rapidly falling in love with Front Row and the Apple Remote.

And it turns out that Safari's not a bad browser on a computer this fast (it was painfully slow on the old eMac). Still, they'll have to pry Opera out of my cold, dead hands ;)

I'm glad I'm going out tonight, though - I am beginning to get bored with installing the bazillion applications I consider necessary. Not the best part of getting a new computer, that.

[urstwile]

Yeah, the bazillion application thing is a drag, but you'll be fat and happy when you're all done. Congrats. :)

[budafist]

yes they are fertilised, they are just taken out of incubation and refrigerated at the right time whereby the embryo dies but is kept in a state of preservation, remaining edible. Damn you did have a strange teaching of ole' McDonald.

Nope!

The rooster (http://www.ext.vt.edu/resources/4h/virtualfarm/poultry/poultry_fertilized.html#) must be present for an egg to be fertilized (http://www.ext.vt.edu/resources/4h/virtualfarm/poultry/poultry_fertilized.html#). Most eggs that you buy at the supermarket are from hens (http://www.ext.vt.edu/resources/4h/virtualfarm/poultry/poultry_fertilized.html#) that are raised without a rooster being present. Roosters are not necessary at egg farms where eggs are produced for consumption. Eggs for incubation are grown at special farms called breeder farms where roosters are present with the hens.

Unfertilised eggs leave the hens body just as women's unfertilised eggs leave our body. Period! Bugaaaack!!

Unless of course you buy free range eggs - those might be fertilised.

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[budafist]

Ooops. Sorry for bringing bird menstruation into your birthday thread Hewli. Will stop now.

As you were!

[WannaBrie]

Oh, man did this thread ever turn south! From brainycakes to bird menustration! :eek: I love you guys!! :D

[budafist]

http://img530.imageshack.us/img530/8775/scentedacrechickenef4.jpg

[Typically]

Well we used to call them abortions, but that's not correct because the eggs aren't fertilised. Therefore they are periods. Delicious, but periods.

people were looking at me because i was laughing so much! this places is the bees knees :D

[morea]

buda, that image made me LOL :D

[Virgo Nightingale]

I prefer fresh, still thinking brains. With butter. Yum.

[AlexNJ210]

i can't believe no one has said "fava beans and a nice kianti" yet....????

[Seapony]

Ooops. Sorry for bringing bird menstruation into your birthday thread Hewli. Will stop now.

As you were!
Talk of menstrating hens and brain delicacies in a birthday thread...only at the GDF, I tells you. :D

You missed your calling in stand up, I'll wager.

;)

[budafist]

Talk of menstrating hens and brain delicacies in a birthday thread...only at the GDF, I tells you. :D

You missed your calling in stand up, I'll wager.

;)

I don't think so. I'm not nearly as witty as I appear on here in real life.

[AlexNJ210]

you only have about a ton of extra time to sit and think of witty things to say on here compared to in person, let alone on stage lol. So id have to agree with buda's apprehension. (see, see, i support my wives:p)

[budafist]

(see, see, i support my wives:p)

Good. I'll go cook you your e-eggs now :)

[AlexNJ210]

unfertilized and scramble please honey, thank you so much. *kiss* *pat on the butt* *pinch/squeez*

[urstwile]

http://img530.imageshack.us/img530/8775/scentedacrechickenef4.jpg
BWAHAHAHAHAHA! :D

[Virgo Nightingale]

Can you really lay a brain? Aside from a one-night-stand with a computer nerd...

[budafist]

Aside from a one-night-stand with a computer nerd...

Hmmm....who here isn't considered a computer guru to their friends and family?

[Virgo Nightingale]

Guilty as charged... :o

[urstwile]

Moi aussi.

[hewligan]

unfertilized and scramble please honey, thank you so much. *kiss* *pat on the butt* *pinch/squeez*

^^This is a sure sign that getting a woman to cook you some eggs means something entirely different to people who don't live in New Zealand...

[budafist]

Oh well, that's a good thing right?

*scurries back to the kitchen*