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All you, Ukulele fans, Making her spin left or right, Costume contemplating, Bored, Landing that dream job, Talkin football, Looking for tubes, Screwed by cell phones, Bacon loving, Aroused by fonts, Buttonless, Looking for Bob, Graphic designers!!!
Have a great weekend!!! http://home.comcast.net/~rnick9/eatdrink042.gif
http://home.comcast.net/~rnick9/qotweek.gif
a watched pickle never dances.
Ooo... Finally go to watch with sound. Yeah, I'm skinless. My epdermis has crawled away and sought refuge.
Bah, cell phones piss me off, just in general. :mad:
We just had bacon and scrambled eggs on toast for breakfast. If I wobble my belly around, does that count as dancing bacon?
You would think so. But this guy seems to be an expert at sucking.
Who shot the serif?
serif, sans and script all float my boat. I guess I'm tricurious.
I try to use the bathroom for pp not a lightroom.
Every once in a while, I have to put a paper bag over C@$%# Sans' head and have my way with it. By client request of course. I take a really long shower afterwards and stop by the clinic for a screening.
I forgot to say before that I have actually been in situations similar to this one. I move into a place with a female roommate, and before I can even unpack the woman tries to git with me. My solution has always been to play En Vogue's early-90s hit "My Lovin' (You're Never Gonna Get It)" for the heartbroken roomie. To the En Vogue accompaniment, I do a feisty dance with a lot of finger-wagging and head-shaking. By the end of the song, the unwanted attraction always disappears completely. I guess great music has that effect on people.
http://koolsplace.com/images/qotweekclassic.gif
Its so obvious - it was Chuck Norris. Only he didn't use a gun, he roundhouse kicked the bullets at Kennedy.
I think he was coerced to do it by the Crab People, who had his mother and father held hostage to be released only if he offed the prez.
Some say it was Chuck Norris, but I have to disagree. If Chuck Norris did in fact roundhouse kick the bullets at JFK, you would not see the "back and to the left" motion, but rather a scene reminiscent of a nuclear explosion, taking out the entire city.
The truth is that a Russian Sharpshooter attempted to assasinate Chuck Norris while he was travelling with some nomads in the barren wastelands of Northern China in the year 2039. The bullets bounced off his calf muscles, and the resulting rebound caused the bullets to enter a wormhole, travel back in time, and strike JFK in the head.
Panda, I think you have finally cracked the case of the century here! I would say to watch your back, but if Chuck decided to pay you back for what you've done today, there would never be a chance for you to protect yourself from his blinding, furious, god-like speed and power. One day someone may see you walking down the sidewalk and then, instantly, there will just be a hole in the ground in the shape of your sprawling body that goes all the way through the earth. Your severed head will fall all the way to the other end of the hole, and begin it's path back up to this end. This motion will continue in a perpetual down and back path, which will start over every year on Chuck's birthday.
morea
10-19-2007, 02:06 PM
lol - great quotes, Kool... I had missed some of these the first time around! :D
(Thanks for that visual, Ben. I laughed out loud.)
I had completely forgotten about the Chuck Norris conspiracy theory. I was unaware of the plot by the so-called "crab people", so I googled them... here's what I found:
The Crab People are evidently evil beings, given that their appearance is emphasised by the lyrics to their dark and ominious leitmotif: " Cra-a-ab people, cra-a-ab people, taste like crab, talk like people." They were banished beneath the Earth's crust a thousand years ago during the Kindling Wars.
They are a species of what appears to be mutant crab. They are crabs that stand about four feet tall and speak English.
Happy Friday, everybody! ;)
pantonedream
10-19-2007, 02:07 PM
Eek! Been here a few days and I made it into the infamous Friday quote frenzy!
Happy Friday!!
morea
10-19-2007, 02:09 PM
incidentally, if you google "pickle dance" this is one of the first image results:
http://content.ytmnd.com/content/e/3/f/e3f0bdb883ef30d73e77c7d9fba86108.jpg
so it would seem that my theory is correct, as it has been verified by an independent source. :D
Ben Kessler
10-19-2007, 02:31 PM
Have a great weekend, everyone!
Morea, I'm glad you enjoy the pictures I paint with words. :)
reuber1
10-19-2007, 02:34 PM
I have a pretty busy weekend (http://www.chicagorush.com/news.asp?ID=1018), which I'll be leaving for Chicago for here in the next few hours. :D
Have a great weekend! Two days of not going to work. What's not to like?
reuber1
10-19-2007, 02:50 PM
Trying out Reubs?
Sure am (trying be the operative word here). I figure it's worth the experience, if anything, and I'll get a cool shirt out of it. Going for receiver and defensive back.
morea
10-19-2007, 02:53 PM
break a leg, reuber! Preferably not one of your own! ;)
I have the day off, so it is a Happy Friday!
Happy Friday to the rest of you too!
Exodus
10-19-2007, 03:27 PM
Happy Friday, all!
Good luck, Reuber!
Red Kittie Kat
10-19-2007, 03:40 PM
Have a great Weekend everyone!!!
Great Quotes as always Kool ;)
Typically
10-19-2007, 03:43 PM
oh man this week was boring! but i'm going to six flags great adventure sunday and can't wait!!! i haven't been in like 5 years so there are a bunch of coaster i wanna ride AND they are doing fright fest now. they do the whole park up in halloween decorations and have people dressed up and jumping out at you. should be a really good time and the weather couldn't be better 70 and sunny =]
fredrich
10-19-2007, 03:48 PM
Can't wait to pop one of these
http://fredrich.monror.com/bilder/diverse/IMG_3889_red_lite.jpg
Have a non-sober weekend!
Satchel
10-19-2007, 04:05 PM
Ahhh, Friday at last!!! Have a good weekend everyone!
frankster
10-19-2007, 04:08 PM
Happy Friday. Tonight I will be looking after a load of kids as part of our babysitting co op, but that does mean that next Friday I get to go out ;) :D . Also, tomorrow I'm going to a kid's toys and clothing "swap meet" to drop off stuff mine have outgrown in exchange for second hand stuff that will fit them in the coming year. Bonza!
D-Frag
10-19-2007, 04:53 PM
hey Mo, crab people is from South Park fyi, and what a great episode it was as well.
ill be busy this weekend, going to a bachelor party tomorrow night, H2 double axle stretch limo, i think ill be sleeping all day sunday ;)
morea
10-19-2007, 04:58 PM
<- sheltered. :D
Have fun D-Frag!
Satchel
10-19-2007, 05:15 PM
I forgot to say before that I have actually been in situations similar to this one. I move into a place with a female roommate, and before I can even unpack the woman tries to git with me. My solution has always been to play En Vogue's early-90s hit "My Lovin' (You're Never Gonna Get It)" for the heartbroken roomie. To the En Vogue accompaniment, I do a feisty dance with a lot of finger-wagging and head-shaking. By the end of the song, the unwanted attraction always disappears completely. I guess great music has that effect on people.
Haha, I just re-read through the quotes and this one made me actually laugh out loud just picturing the "feisty dance" :)
Now thats a funny Quote Ben - LMAO! Ever since I read that the song has been stuck in my head. If you click here it can be stuck in your head too! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dy72lpZWtzo)
Anywho - I am shirking a ton of freelance work that I have piling up on my desk to visit some friends up in Appleton. Happy Friday All!
Virgo Nightingale
10-19-2007, 06:01 PM
Hmm... When I try to be funny, I don't make qotw. When I don't try, I get in twice. I guess I'm just funny in my natural state and lame all other times.
Happy Friday all you GD freaks!
morea
10-19-2007, 06:07 PM
lol, Virgo - that's how it works with me, too. ;)
Broacher
10-19-2007, 06:27 PM
Hmm... When I try to be funny, I don't make qotw. When I don't try, I get in twice. I guess I'm just funny in my natural state and lame all other times.
Happy Friday all you GD freaks!
Same principle works for picking up dates. You try... you die. You couldn't care less-- suddenly you're an attractive challenge.
Up to a point, of course.
I mean, I did have to learn to leave my Mom at home.
Virgo Nightingale
10-19-2007, 06:28 PM
True... Being hit on is my biggest turn-off.
reuber1
10-19-2007, 08:02 PM
So, I just arrived at the hotel, and just have to ask...
Are ALL Minnesota drivers insane, or just every one of them I encountered today?
GraphixNPrint
10-19-2007, 08:07 PM
Prolly just the ones you encountered.... I have never seen worse drivers than Las Vegas. 2 years of avoiding idiots makes me wanna stay home ALL the time.
GraphixNPrint
10-19-2007, 08:08 PM
Same principle works for picking up dates. ... I mean, I did have to learn to leave my Mom at home. chuckle :D
budafist
10-19-2007, 08:36 PM
Happy Friday! It's Saturday morning here and I'm not hung over at all. I didn't do a good enough job last night at all!
Satchel
10-19-2007, 08:44 PM
So, I just arrived at the hotel, and just have to ask...
Are ALL Minnesota drivers insane, or just every one of them I encountered today?
I dont think I've ever seen an insane MN driver... All the crazies are from IA, WI, ND and SD ;)
Virgo Nightingale
10-19-2007, 09:01 PM
Maybe everyone in Iowa drives like an old fart.
reuber1
10-19-2007, 09:13 PM
Maybe everyone in Iowa drives like an old fart.
Well, if not weaving in between automobiles with barely one car space in between them, while simultaneously going 80 mph plus makes someone an old fart, then consider me an old fart.
GraphixNPrint
10-19-2007, 09:32 PM
Well, if not weaving in between automobiles with barely one car space in between them, while simultaneously going 80 mph plus makes someone an old fart, then consider me an old fart.OK, your considered one! On a happy note, join the club ... I value life... even if just a little!
Virgo Nightingale
10-19-2007, 10:32 PM
Me too. I do drive a little fast, but not enough to have gotten me a ticket in a long time. I try my best to not tailgate and always take an extra moment to double check that I have ample space to change lanes.
Cyan_Ide
10-20-2007, 01:05 AM
Don't let these folks (especially Satchel) lie to you, Reuber. They ARE all insane.
P.S. That song is now firmly planted in my brain. It replaced Flight of the Conchords, which I'd much rather have stuck in my head than THAT. Thanks, everyone.
Satchel
10-20-2007, 01:08 AM
weaving in between automobiles with barely one car space in between them, while simultaneously going 80 mph plus
Oh that's what you consider crazy? Then... yeah we're crazy!! :cool:
Two-Toe Tom
10-20-2007, 02:56 AM
nice quotes! happy friday everyone! feels like saturday
Neballer
10-20-2007, 07:34 AM
I thought today was Saturday too. I guess that's what a week in the SLC will do to you.
Nice work Kool, and thanks again.
carter the artist
10-20-2007, 07:49 PM
well, it was a great for me, as you all know!! Enjoy the weekend all!!
Red Kittie Kat
10-20-2007, 08:10 PM
Yep you had a great week Carter ... I can't say mine was bad .. just not very thrilling ;)
GraphixNPrint
10-20-2007, 08:31 PM
I can't say mine was bad .. just not very thrilling ;)
Thats cause we didn't hang out! :p
urstwile
10-20-2007, 10:48 PM
Well, I couldn't even make time to get on here yesterday, as much as the Friday post is a highlight for me. So I'll just wish everyone a happy weekend, and great quotes, the classics are hysterical, Kool. :D
I forgot to say before that I have actually been in situations similar to this one. I move into a place with a female roommate, and before I can even unpack the woman tries to git with me. My solution has always been to play En Vogue's early-90s hit "My Lovin' (You're Never Gonna Get It)" for the heartbroken roomie. To the En Vogue accompaniment, I do a feisty dance with a lot of finger-wagging and head-shaking. By the end of the song, the unwanted attraction always disappears completely. I guess great music has that effect on people.
I've always loved that song, Ben. But the imagery in your post made me laugh out loud in the real world. :D
Does anybody else picture Ben doing his feisty dance in the late 70s Steve Martin style. :D
urstwile
10-20-2007, 10:56 PM
Absolutely! :D
Red Kittie Kat
10-21-2007, 08:03 PM
He does paint a funny picture with those words ;)
GP ... You might be right about that :D
tuliptree
10-22-2007, 04:25 PM
Since I missed saying happy friday (and reading all the great posts I've been missing!), I'm here to wish you all a happy Monday* and to sprinkle some happy magic powder so that you have a great week ahead! I suggest we all do the feisty dance together as well (LOL Ben!!!)
I've missed being here lately!
*Tuesday for Buda :)
Ben Kessler
10-22-2007, 04:37 PM
Thanks to all who enjoyed my "feisty dance" imagery. My girlfriend shot a movie for class over the weekend that features me dancing feistily in a number of NYC locations. If she uploads the movie onto YouTube, I'll be sure to post a link so you can check out the movez.
morea
10-22-2007, 04:42 PM
I'll be waiting anxiously to see this video! :D
balou
10-22-2007, 05:12 PM
Me too!!
Red Kittie Kat
10-22-2007, 06:38 PM
lmao Mo :D
urstwile
10-22-2007, 08:11 PM
Ben, are any of your moves like this? (http://www.zefrank.com/dance2/navigation.html)
Red Kittie Kat
10-22-2007, 08:53 PM
omg urst!! http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v54/RedKittieKat/smilies/rofl1.gif
struttin it is killing me :D
urstwile
10-22-2007, 08:54 PM
:D Glad you liked it Kat.
Red Kittie Kat
10-22-2007, 08:58 PM
uh huh :D that was great!