Haaa!! Talk about having to work with....

[D-Zine]

$H!TTY ARTWORK!!

First..I get a full page, full color ad for an auto dealer here called 'Coastal Cars' Ok..salesperson faxes the ad write up and writes 'Please download pics from their website' Ok...here we go..weeeeee...I go to the website and it is the MOST HERENDOUS SITE I have EVER seen. Just horrible! These ppl need some 101 from Zombo or something! Not to mention that when I had to find the pics...the inventory has NO SEARCH so I had to scroll FOR DAYS to find the fkn pics I needed! Do I LOOK like I have all the time in the worls to stay on your crappy website from hell?? NO! I DON'T!!

Here's the link...

www.coastalcars-sav.com/ (http://www.coastalcars-sav.com/)

Then...I find out someone is running the double-truck this week...full color of course so that's cool. It's a new auto dealer here (OH JOY - NOT) so they email the logo. Are you ready to see the logo?? ARE YOU SURE?? ok..here goes..

http://coastalcarousel.com/GDF/tag.jpg

WHO the FK designed this POS?

GRRRRRR!! I'm tired of working with this POS artwork that ppl do at home in publisher bc they think they are some grand designer. /emoticons/violent.gif /emoticons/violent.gif /emoticons/violent.gif

/emoticons/oops.gif hehe...I needed to vent..heh

Boobie Island or Bust!

Post Edited (D-Zine) : 9/14/2004 6:53:01 PM GMT

[morea]

What, no swoosh? :)

You've gotta do what you've gotta do.

[uncle carbunkle]

LOL!!! i like the explosions and the jeep. that's pancakein priceless.


look at it thisway: you want to freelance, right? these people PLAINLY need your services. and a smack, but that's for someone else to do.


oh man...


http://www.coastalcars-sav.com/explode.gif<CITE>http://www.coastalcars-sav.com/jeep1_e0.gifhttp://www.coastalcars-sav.com/explode.gif</CITE>


:: Durable and doable in a swimsuit, yet not designed for surfing, cliff diving, extreme groping and other high-impact activities. ::

[D-Zine]

ROFLMFAO @ Uncle! BWAHHH HAHHA! FKN Classic! That is probobly the redneck owner driving that Jeep! HAHA!!

Yeah true...plenty of oops for freelance here if they'll pay! LOL!

Boobie Island or Bust!

[BuckarooB]

You know I think their rotating arrow needs a balance job - to me that makes their service after the sale suspect. /emoticons/wink.gif

http://www.zzpop.com/ImageServe/TeamBanzaiSig.gif

[defjoe]

Hey they Blow the competition away.

Car Dealers = one thing and one thing only!

ORIGINALITY!

'I will become the most powerful Jedi ever!'

'I'm the damn designer, bitches!'

[C.E.]

*ROTFLMAAAAAAAAO @ UNC* Oh geezus that's CLASSIC!!!!!

[D-Zine]

Joe - I'm about ready to shove these car dealers where the sun don't shine! FREAL this time!

That is by far the WORST site I have EVER seen..just..ewwe! LOL

Boobie Island or Bust!

LMFAO!!!

Comon everyone time to point and laugh! Hahahahahahahahaha!

I was almost dieing when I saw the explosion that Uncle posted. Gawd is that awful.

But that logo, yo guys, you fkn guys... that logo *breaths for a minute* it's just *takes another deep breath* hahahahaha, pfff...

ROFLMFAO!!!

http://www.cbcamerica.com/images/webshots/benjobanner.jpg
Graphic Design Heroes! Call me Captain Type Caster. I’ve fought off “The Evil Cosmic Sans” for year but it seems “Dr. Extreme Untalent” keeps bringing him back. I must find a way to defeat this evil creature.

Capt. Creative bring me those comps…

[defjoe]

how can you say that Dz... IT HAS A SPINNING ARROW!

so it HAS to be cool!

'I will become the most powerful Jedi ever!'

'I'm the damn designer, bitches!'

[D-Zine]

LOL!

And WHAT is with that stone like grey background? WTF!!!

Know what else annoys me..salespeople who see I am OBVIOUSLY on the phone...so they wait in my doorway unti I say 'yes?' and then they say 'oh yer on the phone, I can come back'

NO SHIT MOTHER FKR!!! LIKE YOU COULDN'T SEE ME ON THE PHONE BEFORE???? You're standing RIGHT IN MY DOORWAY! Sh!t! Why come back? You've already interupted my apparently UNIMPORTANT phone call so go forth and ANNOY me with your STUPID A$$ Questions!

GRRRRRRR

*sigh* I'm not a violent person, really...

Boobie Island or Bust!

[Ryan8720]

OMFG! That IS the most horrible site I've ever seen. I didn't think it was someone would do it, but they actually used some MS wordart for thier title. ughh!

A wise person once told me that the more explosions, the dumber they think their customers are. Of course this was referring to a radio commercial, but I think it applies here too.

http://edgewebdesign.org/ryan2.gif (http://www.edgewebdesign.org)

'Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.'
- Albert Einstein

[morea]

was their site done by Whoa Horse?

You've gotta do what you've gotta do.

LOL! Quite possibly.

http://www.cbcamerica.com/images/webshots/benjobanner.jpg
Graphic Design Heroes! Call me Captain Type Caster. I’ve fought off “The Evil Cosmic Sans” for year but it seems “Dr. Extreme Untalent” keeps bringing him back. I must find a way to defeat this evil creature.

Capt. Creative bring me those comps…

[D-Zine]

LOL @ morea!!!!

It's apparently maintained by the dealer so that leads me to believe that some sorry sack of wannebe designer sh!t did the site - as I said earlier, prolly the redneck who owns the place!

Ryan - it REALLY is the most aweful thing ever! And there are more...I know what your thinking...but there are..EWWE! LOL

Boobie Island or Bust!

[defjoe]

he has a computer and Frontpage...so he's a designer

jeez you people are so testy.

'I will become the most powerful Jedi ever!'

'I'm the damn designer, bitches!'

[D-Zine]

So...not only do auto dealers have the sh!ttiest ads...they also have the sh!ttiest websites!

heh

Boobie Island or Bust!

[C.E.]

ROTFLMAAAAAO @ morea!!! toooooo right!!!

Yeah -- Frontpage and Internet Access = Designer, c'mon you all should know that!!!!!!

[REDeye]

That site sucks more than a cheap whore.

[40thCentDesign]

Hey! Splosion go boom!

[TeamRopinGal]

D-Zine, hahahahhaah YOU ROCK!!! I have read several of your posts, and you remind me a lot of...ME!! LOLOLOL

[D-Zine]

Sawweeeet!! Thanks RipinGal!!!!

Welcome to the GDF!! have a looksee and learn and laugh with us!

Boobie Island or Bust!

[TeamRopinGal]

No problem!http://www.graphicdesignforum.com//emoticons/smilewinkgrin.gif


Thanks for the welcome. My friends Subdriverswife and Runninghorses turned me on to this forum. WHooo! I am glad to see polictical correctness isn't necessary, and people don't get their panties in a wad. What a refreshment! Speaking of refreshments.....*ahem* http://www.graphicdesignforum.com//emoticons/cheers.gif

[Magnus]

Hey, we can always use another girl with big boogies.

"It's not cheating if you win."

- A VERY wise person.

[D-Zine]

who has big boogies Magnus??

tee hee hee ;o)

Boobie Island or Bust!

[uncle carbunkle]

yeah, magnus. that's just gross. perv.

first ropin says 'wad' then mag says 'boogies'

i gotta lay down.

:: Durable and doable in a swimsuit, yet not designed for surfing, cliff diving, extreme groping and other high-impact activities. ::

[axoi]

NO Wait it gets better. If you click their weekly special...theres no link there!!! Oh this is it, someone please call the bad taste police and have them drawn and quartered.

[Keyare]

Aww, that's cute...
little Timmy helping Daddy by building him a website.

'boogies' as in 'fruit du nez'? Gross Mag.

spoon.

[uncle carbunkle]

nothin' like a freaky snot-box to get me all wound up.

oh yeah. tissue? no, wait...*hankie*?

nice.

:: Durable and doable in a swimsuit, yet not designed for surfing, cliff diving, extreme groping and other high-impact activities. ::

[TeamRopinGal]

uncle carbunkle said...
yeah, magnus. that's just gross. perv.

first ropin says "wad" then mag says "boogies"

i gotta lay down.


Hey Uncle, not only did I say "wad", I said "turned me on" and "panties" too! LOLOLOLOL

[Magnus]

Sorry, I guess while everyone else was looking at d-zine's lucious breasts, I was trying to peek up her nose to see if she had any snot goblins...

AND SHE DID!!!

AND THEY'RE HUUUUUUUUUUUUGE!

"It's not cheating if you win."

- A VERY wise person.

LMAO! Dam that's nasty Magnus.

http://www.cbcamerica.com/images/webshots/benjobanner.jpg
Graphic Design Heroes! Call me Captain Type Caster. I’ve fought off “The Evil Cosmic Sans” for year but it seems “Dr. Extreme Untalent” keeps bringing him back. I must find a way to defeat this evil creature.

Capt. Creative bring me those comps…

[D-Zine]

Magnus said...
Sorry, I guess while everyone else was looking at d-zine's lucious breasts

what a compliment...lucious huh?? Ahhh yeahhh

ROFL!

Boobie Island or Bust!