Ben Kessler, this link is for you!

[urstwile]

Check out the entry for December 20. (http://francescoexplainsitall.blogspot.com/) :D

[balou]

Can I click on it too? Can I? Can I? Huh? Can I?

[urstwile]

But of course!

[balou]

ROFL! That's a great one. I have a new weekly read!

[urstwile]

I just learned about it today, it's one of my friends' new favorites.

[morea]

lol, don't forget your last minute gift ideas!

http://francescoexplainsitall.blogspot.com/2007/12/christmas-shopping-final-week.html

[Ben Kessler]

Do NOT believe this false snowman propaganda. They are always trying to make "fleshies" feel sorry for them. You think a snow-being can feel pain? Their hearts are cold, cold as ice. When they see our children, they think, "He/she would be cute if she were made of snow." It's all snow with them. They won't be happy until we're all wearing someone's old clothes and a carrot in the middle of our faces.

Final verdict: Snowpeople are found guilty of all charges. They are sentenced to destruction by hair dryer. Court adjourned.

[Typically]

wouldn't a setaline torch do the job a little quicker? :D

[morea]

faster indeed... but I get the impression that he wants them to linger in agony for a while before the end. ;)

[Ben Kessler]

I find that the hair dryer is an elegant, almost poetic tool for saying, "Adios, los frios." It's a way of asserting, "I'm a human, I have hair, you have no hair, so prepare to be a puddle at my feet." I go about my killings with as much rigor as Anton Chigurh.

[Typically]

it doesnt look like you have hair :D

[Ben Kessler]

I am, in fact, quite hairy.

[Typically]

haha i was just going from the avatar =] i guess you're right about the hair dryer being a more meticulious way of melting an evil snowman. but torches are just too much fun http://www.cugy.net/forums/images/smilies/devil.gif

[Red Kittie Kat]

too funny :D