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Ok, let me preface this thread by saying... I respect women, I am a happily married man and think that women should be honored and treated with kindness and love and all that other stuff.
That said.
Have a look at this.
I would offer an explaination but it just doesn't need one... it speaks for itself.
Read the article. (http://www.random-good-stuff.com/2008/03/11/bitchcruiser-bike/)
OR buy the item on ebay. (http://cgi.ebay.com/Beachcruiser-Beach-Cruiser-Lowrider-Chopper-ShowFahrrad_W0QQitemZ120231526854QQihZ002QQ)
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Thanks for adding the NSFW tags Kool... sorry I forgot.
morea
04-02-2008, 03:55 PM
that would be me. ;)
Tacky... but I guess it takes all kinds, eh? :rolleyes:
WannaBrie
04-02-2008, 05:09 PM
Now that whole story about the guy who was busted for F**cking his bicycle makes sense! Weird.
Whoa, I definately didn't see that story.
Uhg.
WannaBrie
04-02-2008, 06:31 PM
Here's the story if you dare! :0
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jhtml?xml=/news/2007/10/26/nsex126.xml
He is not the first man to be convicted of a sexual offence involving an inanimate object, however.
Karl Watkins, an electrician, was jailed for having sex with pavements in Redditch, Worcs, in 1993.
Thats the last bit the that story. OMG!!!! PAVEMENT!!! BIKES!!!! WHAT IS HAPPENING TO THIS WORLD!!!???
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BAHAHAHAHBHAHBAHHBAHBAHBHAHBAH!!!!
Here is a picture from a related article. (http://blogs.telegraph.co.uk/society/bryonygordon/october07/bicyclesex.htm)
Red Kittie Kat
04-02-2008, 07:28 PM
^^^ I didn't need to see that
gawd lmaooo :D
Silence04
04-02-2008, 07:34 PM
NO WAY!
Someone stole my million dollar idea!
WannaBrie
04-02-2008, 07:34 PM
ahhhh! My eyes, my eyes! Thanks, cnic.
Brie, Kitty, I'm terribly sorry.
This should help.
http://corey.flywellcreative.com/Mentanuker.jpg
WannaBrie
04-02-2008, 08:32 PM
bleah! no way! That stuffs got way too much pork fat in it! My eyeballs would get as fat as bowling balls! ;)
frankster
04-02-2008, 08:55 PM
It's at least a relief to see that the auction is over with not a single bid on the thing. He should make ones with men in leather S and M gear and sell them at the Folsom St fair.
budafist
04-02-2008, 09:10 PM
bleah! no way! That stuffs got way too much pork fat in it! My eyeballs would get as fat as bowling balls! ;)
Mmmm....pork fat.
Oh and the bicycles...yeah, those are messed up.
Aerix
04-02-2008, 10:11 PM
Odd...
Red Kittie Kat
04-03-2008, 01:06 AM
I'm with buda mmmmm pork fat ... fried of course ;)
I love a good pork rind now and again :)
budafist
04-03-2008, 01:13 AM
Roast pork with crackling...Mmmm...
I always order pork when we go to get roast dinner takeaways, I love the crackling that comes free with it. My fiance has pointed out I can always get other meats and pay extra for the crackling.
That's true, but I guess I've inherited my mother's miserly ways.
Why pay for crackling when it comes free with pork roast?
Red Kittie Kat
04-03-2008, 01:26 AM
That's right :D
urstwile
04-03-2008, 05:14 AM
Ya know, I was going to post a stridently feminist reply to the original post, but somehow, I think anything I could possibly post right now would be rather lackluster in the face of pork cracklin's, thus, I refrain. :D
Red Kittie Kat
04-03-2008, 07:34 AM
lmao Urst :D
lol.... Urst, you're funny
budafist
04-03-2008, 09:21 PM
At least there is nothing anti-feminist about pork crackling. Well nothing I can think of.