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D-Zine
10-05-2004, 12:18 AM
How he can send an FTP FILE!!! /emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif
Friggin MORON!!!!!! Send an FTP FILE? haaahaa
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Boobie Island or Bust!
coconut
10-05-2004, 12:21 AM
bahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
What do I look like a smoken monkey?
DeleteYourself
10-05-2004, 12:23 AM
Don't laugh. Internet-savvy deficiency is a serious problem This person needs real help.
God, we're nerds.
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D-Zine
10-05-2004, 12:27 AM
LOL!! We ARE geeks!
Boobie Island or Bust!
D-Frag
10-05-2004, 12:34 AM
It must be a full moon, because I just got off the phone with a rep from www.fotosearch.com who was trying to explain resolution to me, turns out his company lied about the size of the file, so I caught him lying WITH my client on 3 way....sheesh, somedays ya just gotta laugh!
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D-Zine
10-05-2004, 12:47 AM
LOL @ D-Frag! Losers!!
Yeah so I tell the editor..ok let me talk to the guy and get his info so I can upload the files to his FTP SITE! I get on the phone and the guy on the phone tells me he can 'walk me through' how to upload the files! Umm..ok! What am I? an idiot! LOL! I do this crap ALL DAY LONG!! I just told him I need the addy, username and password and then I will get his files to him.
Jeeebus!
LOL
Boobie Island or Bust!
Magnus
10-05-2004, 01:00 AM
Yep, I just had a guy call me for a price quote on a...flyer, no wait, a newsletter.
Me: "Ok, is it something you have on a disk that you can bring in?"
Idiot "....errrrr....I did it with Microsoft Publication."
A this point I think to myself...wtf is microsoft publication? Here we go...
Me: "well, that may be a problem, since we tend to stay away from Microsoft products, but if you bring it in, we can see what we can do with it."
Idiot: "What do you use for programs?"
Me: "The big 3...Quark, Illustrator and Photoshop...we're also capable of outputing from pdf and we can also do In Design."
Idiot: "...eeeeeeeeehhh....Well, how much would it cost?"
Me: "Well, that's hard to say, it would depend if it's print ready from your disk or not, or if we have to play around with it to make it work."
Idiot: "Oh....well....errrr....aaaaaaaa....."
Me: "What size would you be looking at?"
Idiot: "Standard Size."
Me: "Standard size...as in 8.5 X 11 or 8.5 X 5.5?"
Idiot: "Uhhhh yeah, 8.5 X 11. How much would that cost?"
Me: "Well, it is still pretty hard to give you a price, will it be full colour? Black and White, 1 or 2 colours?"
Idiot: "heeeeeeeeeeeeee....gegegege...It's colour, how much do you think that will be?."
At this point I'm starting to get testy...this stupid ******* doesn't realize it's kind of tough to give a price quote over the phone when the client has no idea what the specs of the job are or when we don't know what we have to do to it, or how long it will take to do.
Me: "Look, we really need to see this job in order to get an idea of what it will cost. Do you have a printed sample?"
Idiot: "huuuuuhhhh...uhhh....I have a printed sample, yeah. Have you ever printed any newsletters off before, what did they cost?."
Me: "No you f*uckhead, we just opened up yesterday, and until then we ran an illegal business importing illegal immigrants."
That's what I wanted to say...but what I really said was:
"Um, yeah...we've ran everything from black and white to full colour, any size and everything in between that would blow your mind. However, we based their cost on a number of factors (voice hardens a bit here) that cannot be determined over the phone."
Idiot: "Can you just give me a ballpark number, on 50 newsletters, uhhhhhhh....4 pages?"
Me: "Well, how much of the work will we have to do...?
Idiot: "Well....huuuuurrrrrr...I'll supply the content, you do it."
Me: "Sure...one sec."
I put the phone down, and took a deep breath. I figure cost of printing an 11X17 two sided in colour, on regular bond...say $10 to open his piece of shit disk, and another $20 for screwing around time...subject to change. And that was if the frigg'n thing would open, and we didn't have to do much to it...give me the content...haahahahah.
Me: "Ok, ballpark cost you're looking at about $230 plus tax, based on minimal work. If we have to create the job, then it'll be more based on an hourly rate."
Idiot: "Oh, but I wanted a price on 100."
Me (Thinking to myself: You said 50 you shit toothed, broken english, wierd soundmaking *******!) "Ok, then double that for good measure!"
Idiot - Ok, so about $230...ok then."
Me (in my best jim carrey impression) "Ok then sir, Thank you, bye bye now." <Click>
I hope he never calls back.
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Post Edited (Magnus) : 10/4/2004 9:01:42 PM GMT
3howards
10-05-2004, 01:38 AM
lol @ magnus
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morea
10-05-2004, 02:33 AM
I had one client who was *completely* lost giving specs. Here's an example.
Me: ok, how many colors will be printing?
Her: it's a two color job.
Me: ok, so what colors (if they were our 'standard' colors it would cost less)
Her: blue and white
Me: but your paper is white, so that doesn't count. how many colors are in the logo?
Her: two.
Me: ok, so what is the second ink color?
Her: white
DAH!!!!
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Post Edited (morea) : 10/5/2004 12:06:26 AM GMT
Morea, I always tell them we are having a sale on white, half price. /emoticons/biggrin.gif
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defjoe
10-05-2004, 03:32 AM
Magnus, I was reading my wife this an laughing even before i got to certain parts cause I knew what was going to come next. that is classic.
what's FTP?
;)
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D-Zine
10-05-2004, 03:35 AM
ROFLMFAO @ u guys! hahahha!!! I'm glad i started this thread! I have more comments coming soon...LOL
Boobie Island or Bust!
defjoe
10-05-2004, 05:07 PM
I got a good one... just happened to me
just got this call from this chick.
Chick: 'I'm so and so from so and so, we want to do a banner for this conference that is coming up, this something you can do'
Me: 'Yup, no problem'
Chick: 'Is there a cost?'
Me: 'Yup, $15 a linear foot'
Chick: 'Ohhh really, wow how much is a linear foot'
Me: 'Uhhmmm... 1 foot, 12 inches'
Chick: 'Oh, wow that's a lot of money can you do less then a foot?'
Me: 'Well yeah but it's a banner, you want a banner less then a foot big'
Chick: 'Oh yeah that's right'
DUH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
people are completely stupid
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OMG, LMFAO Defjoe that is a classic. /emoticons/cool.gif
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LMFAO! Man these are so Dam funny you guys have me rolling all of you. LOL!
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D-Zine
10-05-2004, 08:23 PM
Here's my latest...I was having a convo with Magnus on MSN after this phone call event with this IDIOT so I will just copy and paste it all for you guys :o) It started like this...
Leanne says: (12:00:07 PM)
***PHUKING MOTHER PHUKING *******!!!!!!
MAGNUS says: (12:00:13 PM)
***what?
MAGNUS says: (12:00:15 PM)
***what?
Leanne says: (12:00:33 PM)
***got a live one on the phone...REALLY pissed in my cornfalkes that phuker
MAGNUS says: (12:00:51 PM)
***what happened?
Leanne says: (12:01:23 PM)
he sends me an email thats pose to have 2 jpgs in it...I get the email..no pics..no attatchments right
Leanne says: (12:01:29 PM)
***I tell the salesperson..she calls him
Leanne says: (12:01:30 PM)
***he calls me
MAGNUS says: (12:01:56 PM)
***right
Leanne says: (12:01:58 PM)
***I tell him there are no pics...he says he embedded em in the email wants to know what email program I'm using
MAGNUS says: (12:02:04 PM)
***hahahah
MAGNUS says: (12:02:08 PM)
***what a dumb ass
Leanne says: (12:02:15 PM)
***I tell him is the mail software for Mac OSX
Leanne says: (12:02:44 PM)
***he says Macc?? Microoo? and I say NO for MacIntosh OSX (fkn IDIOT) and he says
MAGNUS says: (12:02:58 PM)
***lol
Leanne says: (12:03:15 PM)
***well I worked in publishing for 5 years and I know that sometimes their are communication probs with macs and PCs ...can you check on a PC?
Leanne says: (12:03:48 PM)
***so I say 'i can check the email on our website and see if they are there (KNOWING they won't be but I'll do it for sh!ts and giggles) so I check
Leanne says: (12:03:59 PM)
***No sir, there are no images here, no attatchments
Leanne says: (12:04:20 PM)
***Him: well can you check on the PC bc I know sometimes the Mac can't read the PC files and I say
MAGNUS says: (12:04:35 PM)
***lol
Leanne says: (12:05:26 PM)
***I can check on the PC but the Mac can read any image format that you do on a PC...at this point I hear him mumble under his breath (well it WAS done on a PC) and I'm like WTF?? So I ask him to hold and I go to the fkn PC
MAGNUS says: (12:05:43 PM)
***hehehe
Leanne says: (12:06:35 PM)
***I download the email...I open it...its TEXT..JUST TEXT that he sent as his write up..NO IMAGES! PERIOD! I can feel my face gettin hot freal! I get back on the phone..'Sir, I just opened your email. There are NO images, no jpg files attatched or embedded into this email. Can you send them again?
MAGNUS says: (12:07:08 PM)
***hahaha
Leanne says: (12:07:32 PM)
***him (in a REAL SMART A$$ VOICE) I told you I'm in Atlanta like it says in the Email I sent you!! (hell I don't read the fkn emails, just look for the FILES!) so I ask can he have anyone else send them and he says 'No I work alone' and he says 'Sorry for taking up your time, I guess we will kill the ads for now'
Leanne says: (12:07:39 PM)
***HELL YEAH YOU PHUKWADDDDDD FROM HELL!!
MAGNUS says: (12:07:47 PM)
***hahaha
MAGNUS says: (12:07:50 PM)
***that's hilarious
Leanne says: (12:08:23 PM)
***I am STILL so pissed bc the salesperson called me right back after he called her after me and his convo.
Leanne says: (12:08:53 PM)
***i told the salespeson he was a condescending a$$hole and I didn't appreciate the tone of voice he used with me and that he talked to me like I didn't know what the phuk I was talking about!!!!!!!!
MAGNUS says: (12:08:59 PM)
***good
MAGNUS says: (12:09:03 PM)
***don't take that shit
Leanne says: (12:09:38 PM)
***man that kinda sh!t gets my blood goin and now Im all pi$$y! I hate that...LOL
MAGNUS says: (12:09:54 PM)
***hahahah
MAGNUS says: (12:10:00 PM)
***i love it when people get riled up
Leanne says: (12:10:39 PM)
***man...at he doens' t even know sh!t about Mac..I can open almost ANYTHING you give me on either platform bc I have used both so much..pancakeWAD
Leanne says: (12:10:40 PM)
grrrr
***
MAGNUS says: (12:11:14 PM)
***i know...that's hilarious. But why would he embed the files into the html anyway? what's wrong with attaching them? When people do that to me, i make them re-send it as an attachment
Leanne says: (12:11:29 PM)
***LOL!!!
Leanne says: (12:12:07 PM)
***I don't think he ever even added them. hes an idiot that 'USE to work in publishing' like when? the cut and paste fkn days? Times have CHANGED! *****face!
Leanne says: (12:12:10 PM)
***oops sorry!
MAGNUS says: (12:12:40 PM)
***HAHAHA
MAGNUS says: (12:12:43 PM)
***that's awesome!
Boobie Island or Bust!
LMAO!
*</font> Vote</font> Debz</font> &</font> DD</font> 2004</font> *</font>
I will end terrorism</font>, Stupidity</font>, Laziness</font> and eliminate all the slackers who drag us down</font>. Do not screw wit me.. buahaha! Debz & DD - 2004</font>
LMFAO! Oh shit this is officaly a classic post. Man keep them coming!
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Magnus
10-05-2004, 09:54 PM
Funny stuff!
"It's not cheating if you win."
- A VERY wise person.
D-Zine
10-05-2004, 09:56 PM
LMFAO @ Mags avatar!!!
Yeah benjo - that dude made me so mad I gave myself a headache! fkr!
Boobie Island or Bust!
Dam talk about a fool and his pride.
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Capt. Creative bring me those comps…
All I can say is I am so happy that for a few days at least I don't have to deal with any of these people.
I love children but I don't think I could eat a whole one.
D-Zine
10-06-2004, 07:20 AM
Yep...I'm 2 for 2 this week folks! Tomorrow is deadline so there is NO telling what that will bring..UGH!
Kool - enjoy your break from the ID10T people!!!
Boobie Island or Bust!
defjoe
10-06-2004, 04:25 PM
I'm sure there will be more this week, I can fell them coming.
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LMAO That is so true Defjoe!
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Capt. Creative bring me those comps…
D-Zine
10-11-2004, 09:41 PM
So the guy that said he sent the photos in my above convo...calls me again today.
Me: Can I help you?
Him: Hi Leanne..this is robert with blah blah bla Automotive. I was thinking about the pics that you didn't get last week. Is it possible that your email doesn't allow files of a certain size to pass through?
Me: Well, it would have to be pretty big to not go through my email. These are just 2 car pics you are sending right? For (2) 1col x 2' ads?
Him: Well, yes, but one of them is more detailed and may be too large to go through. You can receive atleast a couple of megs then right??
Me: Well, the ads themselves are only 1.4'x2' in size so your image is going to be very small. Your pics don't need to be large or even high resolution. They should have no problem coming through our email. I don't think that was the problem. We reveive full page ads through our email all the time...some quite large files. But your pics for you ads shouldn't be anywhere near a meg.
Him: Ok, well I just wanted to check to be sure. I'll call you after I have emailed them again for this week.
Ok.....folks...a 1 colx2' ad. SMALL...VERY SMALL! I mean WHY the hell would you send a .jpg for an ad THAT SMALL...at the size of anywhere near a meg??????? OMG! ID10T !!!
I am curious to see if I ever get the email and if I do...if there are any images actually in the email! What a loser! LOL Mr. 'I worked in publishing for 5 years!' pffftt..obviously didn't learn a damn thing when he was there!! ;o) AND he was STILL using that egotisticle tone of voice with me. Jacka$$!
Boobie Island or Bust!
morea
10-11-2004, 09:44 PM
Maybe he meant that he worked in *Publisher* for 5 years. LOL!
The more people I meet, the more I love my cats.
i have to call a few customers a day to check there supplies..
well i called this one guy once..
me: Hi this is debbie blah blah i was calling to check on your supplies.. is there anything we could do for you? yadda yadda..
him: oh yeah there great im celebreating there birthday next week. *click*
What an ass... i hate lawyers.
*</font> Vote</font> Debz</font> &</font> DD</font> 2004</font> *</font>
I will end terrorism</font>, Stupidity</font>, Laziness</font> and eliminate all the slackers who drag us down</font>. Do not screw wit me.. buahaha! Debz & DD - 2004</font>
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D-Zine
10-11-2004, 09:52 PM
LOL @ Morea!! You know that IS possible!
ROFL!
Boobie Island or Bust!
D-Zine
10-11-2004, 11:49 PM
HE CALLED ME BACK THAT PHUCKER!!!!
STILL didn't have any pics! I won't even go into thise conversation with this ARSEHOLE! Except to say this lil exert from the call:
Arsehole: Is there an IT person I can speak to??
Me: Sir, I AM the IT person!
Arsehole: Oh..I thought you did the artwork there?
Me? I DO! I also do the IT stuff here as well!
Hurrmmppphhhhh!!!! THEN he wants to talk to me about resolution guys!! He is tryin to send me 2 images for 1colx2' ads. He is sending them 22'x17' @150 DPI...WTF for????? So I tell him to shrink them to 4' and email them. He wants to know if down sizing the image will affect his resolution! NO FUKWAD!!!!!! Its a 22' image that I will evenually shrink down to 1.5'!! I made the mistake of tryin to explain to him why it wouldn't affect his resolution but he of course acted like he knew already and he CLEARLY DOES NOT!!!
He ALSO tells me...
Him: well in my experience the problem with emailing images is usually on the receiving end.
Me: Sir, I'm not sure which end the problem is on...I'm just trying to figure out WHAT the problem is so we don't have to waste time like this again and we will know for the next time you run with us.
Him: Oh yeah, I wasn't blaming you...
Yeah right you phukin a$$wad!!! ARGGHHHHH!!!!!!
Anyways...I got the friggin pics finally...after he downsized them and sent them the way I asked him too....frig!!!
Boobie Island or Bust!
i hate people.. DZ Sry u had to deal with such an ass. he needs to be smacked around a bit..
*</font> Vote</font> Debz</font> &</font> DD</font> 2004</font> *</font>
I will end terrorism</font>, Stupidity</font>, Laziness</font> and eliminate all the slackers who drag us down</font>. Do not screw wit me.. buahaha! Debz & DD - 2004</font>
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D-Zine
10-12-2004, 12:04 AM
I've already decided to tell the sales girl that there is no way in hell I'm dealing with him again. He is HER client, she gets the commission, she can deal with him. He is a condescending arsehole and talks down to me and has this 'I know more than you' attitude and he doesn't know SH!T!!
Newpp...uh uh...I refuse to deal with him again under any circumstances! Her client - her problem!!
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Boobie Island or Bust!
ALWAYS PUSH IT ON THE SALES REP!!! I SEE HOW IT IS!!! jp!! hehehe /emoticons/rofl.gif /emoticons/rofl.gif /emoticons/rofl.gif
*</font> Vote</font> Debz</font> &</font> DD</font> 2004</font> *</font>
I will end terrorism</font>, Stupidity</font>, Laziness</font> and eliminate all the slackers who drag us down</font>. Do not screw wit me.. buahaha! Debz & DD - 2004</font>
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D-Zine
10-12-2004, 12:17 AM
LOL - thats okie bc when they give me the wrong ad to place in the new issue they ALWAYS blame it on production Debz...sorry! LOL EVEN STEVEN...ROFL!!
Boobie Island or Bust!
LOL its all good.. http://www.graphicdesignforum.com/emoticons/biggrin.gif
at my place production is like super slow and i tell them ima let THEM talk to the customers.. they never do tho.. http://www.graphicdesignforum.com/emoticons/violent.gif
*</font> Vote</font> Debz</font> &</font> DD</font> 2004</font> *</font>
I will end terrorism</font>, Stupidity</font>, Laziness</font> and eliminate all the slackers who drag us down</font>. Do not screw wit me.. buahaha! Debz & DD - 2004</font>
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v357/Debbz/kittenz.jpg
Drawing a Blank
10-13-2004, 12:53 AM
40 THINGS YOU'D LOVE TO SAY OUT LOUD AT WORK...</o:p>
</o:p>
1. I can see your point, but I still think you're full of sh*t.</o:p>
2. I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.</o:p>
3. How about never? Is never good for you?</o:p>
4. I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.</o:p>
5. I'm really easy to get along with once you people learn to see it my way.</o:p>
6. I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter.</o:p>
7. I'm out of my mind, but please feel free to leave a message.</o:p>
8. I don't work here. I'm a consultant.</o:p>
9. It sounds like English, but I can't understand a damn word you're saying.</o:p>
10. Ahhh... I see the screw-up fairy has visited us again.</o:p>
11. I like you. You remind me of myself when I was young and stupid.</o:p>
12. You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers.</o:p>
13. I have plenty of talent and! vision; I just don't give a damn.</o:p>
14. I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth.</o:p>
15. I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I had about you.</o:p>
16. Thank you. We're all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view.</o:p>
17. The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you're an artist.</o:p>
18. Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental.</o:p>
19. What am I? Flypaper for freaks?!?</o:p>
20. I'm not being rude. You're just insignificant.</o:p>
21. It's a thankless job, but I've got a lot of karma to burn off.</o:p>
22. Yes, I am an agent of Satan, but my duties are largely ceremonial.</o:p>
23. And your crybaby, whiny-assed opinion would be?</o:p>
24. Do I look like a people person?</o:p>
25. This isn't an office. It's Hell with fluorescent lighting.</o:p>
26. I started out with nothing and still have most of it left.</o:p>
27. Sarcasm! is just one more service we offer.</o:p>
28. If I throw a stick, will you leave?</o:p>
29. Errors have been made. Others will be blamed. </o:p>
30. Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed.</o:p>
31. I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.</o:p>
32. A cubicle is just a padded cell without a door.</o:p>
33. Can I trade this job for what's behind door #1?</o:p>
34. Too many freaks, not enough circuses.</o:p>
35. Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?</o:p>
36. Chaos, panic, and disorder... my work here is done.</o:p>
37. How do I set a laser printer to stun?</o:p>
38. I thought I wanted a career; turns out I just wanted a salary.</o:p>
39. Who lit the fuse on your tampon?</o:p>
40. Oh I get it... l</o:p>
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D-Frag
10-13-2004, 09:35 PM
/emoticons/lol.gif those were great!!
As for me, I got a new one this morning, a 14.6 meg WORD document emailed to me showing a rough draft of what the client wants.....its nothing but text, and a 2600dpi logo....argghhhh!!!!
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"Getting out of jury duty is easy. The trick is to say you're prejudiced against all races."
"Don't worry. Being eaten by a crocodile is just like going to sleep... in a blender."
"Marge, what's wrong? Are you hungry? Sleepy? Gassy? Gassy? Is it gas? It's gas, isn't it?"
"Maybe, just once, someone will call me "sir" without adding, "you're making a scene."
"Ooh, the internet is on computers now."
"Son, when you attend sporting events, it's not whether you win or lose, it's how drunk you get."
"To start, press any key. Where's the 'any' key?"
"Lisa, if you don't like your job you don't strike. You just go in every day and do it really half-assed. That's the American way."
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D-Zine
10-14-2004, 12:35 AM
LOL @ D-Frag!!
These people...pfffft!
Boobie Island or Bust!