Go Canadian Navy!

[Magnus]

Guys, one of our submarines caught on fire....and is now drifting 370 km from Scotland...sigh...

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=1845&ncid=1845&e=1&u=/cpress/20041005/ca_pr_on_na/submarine_in_trouble

I just want to say...thanks to the US for having ships to help defend our coastal waters that don't catch on fire, and thanks to the brits for picking the 4 worst subs and selling them to our dumbass minister of defense. HAHAHAHAHAHA...

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[D-Frag]

lol, poor guys, thats gotta suck

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[morea]

article said...
Pile said the submarine was on the surface and six-metre waves and 60-kilometre winds 'were creating some discomfort for the crew.' 'The seas are rough and with a submarine on the surface, they're going to have some . . . rolling and tossing and being without the power to propel the boat,' he said at a news conference in Halifax.

Oh, that sounds pleasant!

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caught on fire?

DIVE!

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[D-Frag]

hahaha, check this out www.fark.com/ (http://www.fark.com/) about 8-10 posts down is the canadian one, look at the headline!

'Canadian submarine issues distress call off Irish coast. In other news, Canada has submarines' /emoticons/lol.gif

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"Getting out of jury duty is easy. The trick is to say you're prejudiced against all races."

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"Marge, what's wrong? Are you hungry? Sleepy? Gassy? Gassy? Is it gas? It's gas, isn't it?"

"Maybe, just once, someone will call me "sir" without adding, "you're making a scene."

"Ooh, the internet is on computers now."

"Son, when you attend sporting events, it's not whether you win or lose, it's how drunk you get."

"To start, press any key. Where's the 'any' key?"

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[DeleteYourself]

LOL. Oh, man...at least we're not the laughing stock of the world for once!

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LOL...that would be my husband that helps ya'll out! :)

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[Magnus]

LMAO....hahahahah....holy crap d-frag that made me howl...twice!

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[Ryan8720]

Seriously, Canada has a navy? A military? Who would attack Canada?

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[Eraser Nubbin]

I'm kind of surprised that nobody has tried to invade, clearly we are unable to defend ourselves.

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[uncle carbunkle]

what the hell? EVERYbody lives here. it's where you go when you can't stand where you're from. why would anybody attack? it's rude to drop in on your family unannounced...and armed.

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[Holliday]

....maybe in your family. In ours, its standard practice. ;)

[morea]

LOL @ Holliday! I wonder if we're related!

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[Jeff92]

For the longest time the most working submarines Canada had were at West Edmonton Mall, then we got the idea, lets by really used subs from the Brits. Brits new they didn't work that well, they are getting different models. Why do you think we got them so cheap?

That, and some of the higher ups in out army/navy are defending the purchase of these floating pieces of cr@p.

And still, the best working subs that Canada has is still in West Edmonton Mall...