Tyger
10-08-2004, 08:58 PM
Chair Man of the Board
Resolving to surprise her husband, an executive''s wife stopped by his office.
When she opened the door, she found him with his secretary sitting in his lap.
Without hesitating, he dictated, '...and in conclusion, gentlemen, budget cuts or no budget cuts, I cannot continue to operate this office with just one chair.'
Bad reception
A blonde went to eletronic store and she asked, 'How is much is this TV?'
The salesman said, 'Sorry, we don''t sell to blondes.'
The next day she came back as a brunette. She asked the salesman how much the TV was. He said, 'Sorry, we don''t sell to blondes.'
The next day she came back as a red head and asked the salesman how much the TV was. He said, 'Sorry we don''t sell to blondes.'
She replied, ' I came in here as a brunette and a red head. How do you know I am a blonde?'
'Because that is not a TV, it''s a microwave.'
Twelve Inch Pianist
This guy walks into a bar, pulls out a tiny piano and stool, and a tiny little man. The tiny man sits down, and starts to play the piano. This other guy notices it.
“Hey, what's that?”
“A twelve-inch pianist. Ya see, I found this magic lamp, rubbed it, made a wish, I got a twelve inch pianist.”
“Can I try?” The man with the piano agrees and a minute later, a million ducks fill the room.
“Ducks? I didn't wish for a million ducks, I wished for a million bucks!”
“Ya think I really wished for a twelve inch pianist?”
http://www3.sympatico.ca/ermin.monzon/Tyger_signature.jpg
Resolving to surprise her husband, an executive''s wife stopped by his office.
When she opened the door, she found him with his secretary sitting in his lap.
Without hesitating, he dictated, '...and in conclusion, gentlemen, budget cuts or no budget cuts, I cannot continue to operate this office with just one chair.'
Bad reception
A blonde went to eletronic store and she asked, 'How is much is this TV?'
The salesman said, 'Sorry, we don''t sell to blondes.'
The next day she came back as a brunette. She asked the salesman how much the TV was. He said, 'Sorry, we don''t sell to blondes.'
The next day she came back as a red head and asked the salesman how much the TV was. He said, 'Sorry we don''t sell to blondes.'
She replied, ' I came in here as a brunette and a red head. How do you know I am a blonde?'
'Because that is not a TV, it''s a microwave.'
Twelve Inch Pianist
This guy walks into a bar, pulls out a tiny piano and stool, and a tiny little man. The tiny man sits down, and starts to play the piano. This other guy notices it.
“Hey, what's that?”
“A twelve-inch pianist. Ya see, I found this magic lamp, rubbed it, made a wish, I got a twelve inch pianist.”
“Can I try?” The man with the piano agrees and a minute later, a million ducks fill the room.
“Ducks? I didn't wish for a million ducks, I wished for a million bucks!”
“Ya think I really wished for a twelve inch pianist?”
http://www3.sympatico.ca/ermin.monzon/Tyger_signature.jpg