Seamonkey Day Friday!!

[Kool]

All you, Bill defacing, Needing to jump, Looking for a haunted doll, Numb toed, Tropical vacation needing, Jimmy Fallen hating, Very poor failures as wives, Fancy coffee drinking, 5000th jerk my chain posting, Graphic designers!!!

Have a great weekend!!! http://koolsplace.com/images/eatdrink042.gif



http://koolsplace.com/images/qotweek.gif

It could be a parasite. You know, the little pink toe-fungus monster that flips up your crusty toenail and makes himself at home.

Or it could be the deadly European Alpine Toe Worms. They are drawn to the irresistable stench of sweaty feet, once there they enter your toes by slipping in underneath the nails, where they grow to maturity over the course of 9 months. After 9 months, they squirm into the veins and hitch a ride straight to your heart where they lay their clutch of eggs. Then you've got 10 days until the eggs hatch. And you die.

The only way to get rid of them is to stick your foot in a sack full of smelly poop. That's the only thing they like better than stinky foot sweat. They'll leave within minutes, but it wont take long for them to figure out they've been duped. As soon as you can, the infested fecal matter must be burned, something best done on someone else's porch.

Ewww. I don't think I could eat Yoda. What would he taste like? Frogs?

I literally haven't seen Conan's show in years...If I'm up that late on a weeknight, you can bet I ain't watchin' tv.

If you know what I mean...*wink wink*

hubba hubba...rowwr!

(The above are references to the sex act.)

I think this is all backwards, I think someone out there should be doing what they can to make people look like bread. Come on, admit it, muffins are sexy.

I love how they have to list suitable musical instruments, in case you thought maybe playing the armpit fart would count.

I warm my cold feet up on my husband, but I suppose that's ok as long as I'm very very gay about it.

No wonder I'm divorced ... I'm not gay, I rarely went to bed when he did and I love red nail polish

Marketeers are from Satan. Especially when they stand over your shoulder and point and get fingerprints on your monitor.

I agree with the agreement of the assessment of that being the worst.

I worked with a girl who got her hair caught in a paper shredder.....I laughed my ass off because she was stuck and didn't think to hit reverse after she turned it off. Does that count as a horror story?

I'ev never had issues with cutting myself, which is quite funny because I'm a natural blonde and born a clutz LOL



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*ring*
me - "hello, thank you for calling Acme Ad Agency, What the Pancake do you want"

them - "What kind of pancake do I want?"

me - "No. I said what the pancake do you want, get it right!" *click*

Actually, I think that Weight Watchers is costing employers many billions of dollars a year more than the Superbowl. All of the women in my office spend hours and hours and hours talking about points, points, and more points. If I hear another pancaking thing about the pancaking Weight Watchers points crap, I will pancaking flip. And it's not like the Superbowl, which ends at a certain time of year. No, you can talk about how many points are in a granola bar or a bagel year round.

Andromeda - Oh, I'm so ashamed...

Don't really watch it though. But I know when it's on.

I'm secretly in love with the Cat-Girl... She's purrrr-fect. Sorry - Sorry -Sorry - Sorry -Sorry - Sorry -Sorry - Sorry - just had to get that offa my jelly-squozens...

She's carrying our imaginary un-born kitten!

Thanks, I feel better now.

[Mynock]

I loves Fridays. I have a nomination I didn't send to Kool, but I thought it was funny (especially for Craig).
I like it when congress is in session. I'm just saying ...

[Silence04]

WOO! It's Friday!

Great Quotes, Kool!

[frankster]

Happy Friday tooo you,
Happy Friday tooo you,
Happy Friday G d F ers,
Happy Friday tooo you!


Chanel 9 says weather is Scorchio!

[Bladez]

hahahaha Great quotes this week!! Have a happy weekend all, and an even happier long weekend to those that get it!

[Exodus]

TGIF.

Have a great weekend everybody!

[balou]

Great quotes as usual Kool!

Happy Friday all! The weekend starts now.

[MikeHun]

What kinda noise does a a sea monkey make?

[CkretAjint]

happy Friday everyone! Have a GREAT weekend!!! :D

[Bladez]

What kinda noise does a a sea monkey make?
This kind:
*seamonkey noise*
*seamonkey noise*
*seamonkey noise*

:)

[CkretAjint]

What kinda noise does a a sea monkey make?

I dunno really... But I would imagine that it is similar to a fart under water. ;)

[Neballer]

Iron Maiden?!
EXCELLENT!


Happy Friday Kids.

[morea]

Great post, Kool... Ben's quote made me literally LOL.

Happy friday, everybody! :D

[Virgo Nightingale]

Happy Friday everyone!! Thanks for the quotes Kool, always makes my Friday brighter! :)

I'm actually busy today. I know, the nerve of my boss, giving me work when I could be hangin' in here... :rolleyes:

Everyone have a fan-pancakin'-tastic weekend!!

[Sneaky Muffin]

Originally Posted by Craig B
I think this is all backwards, I think someone out there should be doing what they can to make people look like bread. Come on, admit it, muffins are sexy.


dammit how did i miss out on that one... I coulda scored :)


happy friday everyone!

[Satchel]

Happy Friday... Finally some nice weather, on a weekend no less! How did I get so lucky?

[MD]

Happy Friday all! The weekend starts now.

I saw this post and immediately walked out to my trunk to grab my emergency 6 pack. The boss came into my office about 10 minutes later and said WTF do you think you are doing MD?!? You can't sit there drinking a beer on company time, and why the **** are you not wearing any pants?!?

I then informed him of your post on GDF about how the weekend has already started and that I am just making up for lost time. Think of it as a really casual Friday ... I think he was almost on board until I started scratching my ass, that kind of sent him over the edge.

He sent me home ... I guess the weekend really starts now.
Happy Friday All.

BTW - I think Craig was referring to the Muffin Top ... Rawr!
http://i76.photobucket.com/albums/j4/cnrward/Style%20and%20Clothing%20pics/muffintop.jpg

[Bladez]

That's a sexy muffin top...


*gag*

[Red Kittie Kat]

lol she's not that big .. she's just wearing pants 3 sizes too small :D

Happy Friday Gang!!!

Great quotes Kool .... another smashing Friday ;)

Y'all have a great weekend and see all the non-gdfaholics on Monday :p

[Craig B]

Whoo hoo QOTW and an honorary QOTW from Mynock!

Hey, who's knocking muffin tops. If that muffin top is rocking, don't come a knockin'

[tuliptree]

I like your sea monkey avatar Kittie! I just want to honk one of those cute appendages! I'm sure I'll be talkin to ya over the weekend as I am an aholic.

Great quotes everyone, you're all off your rockers (and I stole the rockers so now you can't get back on them, ha ha!) I missed LBA's original post some how, LOL!!!

Happy Friday One and All!

Edit: hey we almost simultaneously used the base word "rock" in our posts, Craig. Must be the word of the day.

[urstwile]

Happy Friday everyone! I hope everyone has a great weekend! It's looking to be hot here in San Diego. :)

[Ben Kessler]

Hi, everyone! Happy weekend!

[Bladez]

I like your sea monkey avatar Kittie! I just want to honk one of those cute appendages!

...must...keep...mouth....SHUT! Leave...innuendo.....ALONE!

*gasp*

there...suppressed it :D

[garricks]

It's a gorgeous 74ºF in St. Louie today. Happy Friday, all!!

[garricks]

...must...keep...mouth....SHUT! Leave...innuendo.....ALONE!

*gasp*

there...suppressed it :D
Wassamatta, bladez? A little "horny"?

http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a249/garricks/GDF/horn_hat.jpg

[Bladez]

Not as much as her apparently :eek:

[Red Kittie Kat]

lmao Bladez :D .... great avatar too hehe ;)

[Bladez]

Chunks Chippy :D

[Red Kittie Kat]

is that ice cream? :p

[Bladez]

damnit....now I want ice cream

[WannaBrie]

happy friday all!

[tuliptree]

...must...keep...mouth....SHUT! Leave...innuendo.....ALONE!

*gasp*

there...suppressed it :D

:eek: Bladez, you ate an innuendo!!

[Bladez]

:eek: Bladez, you ate an innuendo!!

Could have been worse...I could have eaten an avocado...but I'm learning that innuendos give me heart burn

[frankster]

I've never had sea monkeys. I have had Triops though.

[morea]

there's a calendar built in to the forum software, a couple links over from the user control panel.

[garricks]

*blushes*

*cleans glasses*

*cleans eyeballs*

*makes appointment with ophthalmologist*

Thanks, Mo!

[morea]

sorry, I apparently got confused about which tab I was in. :o

[MD]

noob.

:p

[MyST]

Great quotes as usual, Kool!
Happy friday!

3 day weekend!! WooT!

[morea]

noob.

:p


:D

[tuliptree]

Could have been worse...I could have eaten an avocado...but I'm learning that innuendos give me heart burn

Alright, are we going to have to bring in the Avocado Brigade?

Virgo! Buda! We have a code RED over here, tie this boy down and help me feed him avocados!

[budafist]

3 day weekend? Where?

I can speak from personally experience that Saturday will come with beautiful weather. I think Sunday will be the same :)

[Bladez]

I'm in deep now ain't I tulip......damnit....

It's a 3 day weekend for us Canucks, and I think it is for the yankees too, but I'm not 100% sure. But for me it's only a 2 day weekend, because I've gott work tomorrow...er....today I guess....double damnit!

[budafist]

Ummm...what's the occasion for the 3 day weekend? Seamonkey Festival?

[Red Kittie Kat]

wooo hoooo buda, frank and mo!!! you guys look great :D

[Tea]

Wow...I missed a lot this week. You guys look really strange and I don't even begin to want to know why.

Have a good one!

[Bladez]

In Canada the 3 day weekend is for Victoria Day (Queen Victorias birthday became a holiday during her reign, and is carried on to this day).

In the States I think it's memorial day or something...Again, I'd need confirmation to be sure.

[Red Kittie Kat]

Nope our Memorial Day is the 26th ;)

Always the last Monday in May.

[Bladez]

well, at least I got the right month and holiday *LOL*

[Red Kittie Kat]

You sure did hehe :D

[tuliptree]

I'm in deep now ain't I tulip......damnit....


:p Yes. Yes you are, Bladez!

[Bladez]

*hides behind the avocados*

They'll never think to look for me here!

[Virgo Nightingale]

*starts eating her way through the avocados like normal*

CRUNCH!!!1

Oh, hi Bladez!! Sorry about the bite, I promise I don't have rabies. :D

[tuliptree]

Hmmmm, now where could he be . . .
Why look! A pile of avocados! Nom nom nom. . .

HA! There you are!!

[tuliptree]

HAHAHAH Virgo, avocaody minds think alike!

[Virgo Nightingale]

Yup! :D

That was a pretty silly place to hide, Bladez... ;)

[garricks]

Yup! :D

That was a pretty silly place to hide, Bladez... ;)Think of it, bladez, what if someone had decided to make guac? You'd be paste right now!

[Bladez]

mmmmm....bladez paste......
Wait....that's not mmmm!!!!

[Red Kittie Kat]

where's the crackers??



:D

[Virgo Nightingale]

Crackers? You need a tortilla chip for that bloody guac! :D

http://blog.humuhumu.com/wp-images/hanfords-tortilla-chip.jpg

[frankster]

They are all right here in this thread. You're all completely crackers!

[Bladez]

this thread is starting to disturb me.....something about you kids turning me into guac and eating me with tortillas and crackers just doesn't sit well...

[budafist]

Sits well with me. :D

*passes the guac*

[Red Kittie Kat]

I can hear the om nom nom noise building ...... approaching Bladez like the Langoliers approached Mr. Toomey :D


... and I think Frank might be on to something :D

[Bladez]

AHAHAHA!!! Langoliers!!!

I feel more like whats-his-name in "The Fly"
"Help meeee...please don't eat meee!"

[Red Kittie Kat]

oooohhh The original Fly!! .... not the stupid remake with one of our great "over" actors of our time :p

[tuliptree]

Recipe for Bladez™ Guacamole:

1 Bladez (fresh, not over ripe)
Juice of 50 limes
97 cloves of garlic, minced
3 cups of salt

Directions:
Remove any metal from Bladez (swords, piercings, tin cans etc); mash well. Add lime juice, garlic and salt.

Serve with a side of corn chips or GDF Brand crackers.

Nom nom nom each bite carefully. Wash down with a margarita, fresh from the GDF Margarita Party Machine!

Voila!

[Red Kittie Kat]

you are one sick puppy Tulip :D

no wonder we like ya :p

[tuliptree]

I guess feel safe amongst the rest of you. Safe to let my inner sick puppy hang out with the rest of you nutballs! :p

[Virgo Nightingale]

^^Upon reading that, I suddenly had a mental image of nutballs hanging out all over the place.

[Red Kittie Kat]

oh I sooo thought the same thing lmaooo :p

[tuliptree]

:o



You dirty girls! :p

[Bladez]

Nutballs with a side of Bladez Guac and tortillas. Why am I suddenly getting hungry again??

[Red Kittie Kat]

You are getting hungry for your own Guac? :eek:


:D Sorry ..... couldn't resist :p

[Virgo Nightingale]

You auto-cannibalistic freak! :eek: :p

[Bladez]

What can I say, I have good taste...(oh, SUCH a bad pun!)

[garricks]

What can I say, I have good taste...(oh, SUCH a bad pun!)Less Filling!
(Old beer commercials die hard!)

[Red Kittie Kat]

Tastes Great!!!



:D