Juss kewwp fwexxxing....

[Red Kittie Kat]

http://www.infomercial-hell.com/blog/2008/05/18/an-even-more-disturbing-facial-flex-demo/


I really need to stop surfing before I have coffee ...


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[Takayuki]

lol!! You can do anything. Juss kewwp fwexxxing....
:D

[Red Kittie Kat]

:D I'm still laughing :p

[tuliptree]

LOL!! "You can do uver things! You can put woshion on your body, you can make your bed, you can get dwessed . . ."

How do you find this stuff Kittie!!! So many of your finds I end up sending to my sister. She thinks you're a riot! :)

[morea]

If she uses the product to make herself beautiful, isn't that video defeating the purpose a bit? :D

[tuliptree]

LOL, you are absolutely right!! hahahahaha!

[garricks]

Dirty-minded badger can think of another (free) way to get the same exercise. :D ("I can feel thing firming up already!")

But good gwief. She needed someone to demonstrate while she narrated!

[Craig B]

No way, "it comes in it's own ... (taps the box and pauses for a second or two) ... container." Wow.

The amazon promo image is disturbing.

[Red Kittie Kat]

lmao you guys :D

Tulip I have found many a disturbing thing in the wee hours of the morning on this here box lol :p

[tuliptree]

The amazon promo image is disturbing.

Really? Aw, I was hoping that when I get my Fwexxor that my face would look like the Amazon photo. Maybe I need to rethink a different style.

[urstwile]

For the love of Mike, that thing is hilarious! :D

[Virgo Nightingale]

My favorite thing about it is the operatic tenor in the background mixed in with her... moaning sounds... If I closed my eyes, I'd think someone had put on the climactic love scene from some sappy romantic drama-slash-soft core porn.

[urstwile]

The music was cracking me up as well, Virgo.

[Red Kittie Kat]

It is really funny to watch .. but ya know the sad thing is there are people who are going to buy this crap and make these idiots rich in the pursuit of beauty and trying not to age.

This chick makes me want to smash the screen every time I see her. But, she is very wealthy woman selling a video on how to breath and lose weight. :rolleyes:

Am I just being too critical ... would anyone do these type of exercises? Or do you think this is as ridiculous as it looks :D


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G8fRyj0Y900&feature=related

[garricks]

Well, Kittie, in a larger sense, isometric exercise does work if you keep at it. I don't know if this particular exercise would help all the way down to the neck, but I don't know many wind musicians with saggy faces! And this exercise isn't too different from forming an embouchure... ?

[Red Kittie Kat]

Well either way she looks like she is trying out for the Gong Show. :D

[Broacher]

Duth ih wurr wih uthuh awifissis doo?

[Red Kittie Kat]

absoowootweee :D

[Broacher]

Wee-wee? Sthouns lyg cunda ah stwetch doo mee.

[Red Kittie Kat]

ah stwetch puhaps but stiwl dowobbah :p

[Virgo Nightingale]

Iff yaw poopun awafiss ith lawg ewuff tah putt dat in der, yooo maht neev iht.

[tuliptree]

LOLTHS! You thoud thee the fathsis I wus making wiw twying to intupwet yousth guyths!

[tuliptree]

Iff yaw poopun awafiss ith lawg ewuff tah putt dat in der, yooo maht neev iht.

Bwah!! Virgo, you made my flexxxor fly out of my mouth!!

[Red Kittie Kat]

hey hey hey .. peese use own fwexxor if das da awafiss yew ah gunna use it faw


:eek:





:p

[Virgo Nightingale]

Ohh... Ah gess yoo dun wahnid baahk dehn, huh?

[Broacher]

And another new English dialect is born... ladies and gentlemen, we give you:

Fwexish!

(ith nawd ownee noo, ith infexthish!)

[garricks]

Y'know, it just hit me...this thing is the Suzanne Sommers Thighmaster for the mouth! Bwah hah hah! Try to get that picture out of your head! :D

[Broacher]

no pwobwum.... thuzz no woom in muh ed fuh aneethinells wight now...

[garricks]

And really, I can't believe you all fell for it and bought one of those! I mean, that's the only reason I can think that y'all are talking like that! :D

[tuliptree]

Ooooh, but gawwicksh, yuwood wuv shem ith youd twy wun. Bwoacher ish wite, it ith infexthish! It comsh wish a Domingo sheedee too! Jush don borrow zhe one zhat Firgo varrowed from Kiddie!

[urstwile]

LMAO! You guys are hilarious! :D

[Red Kittie Kat]

(ith nawd ownee noo, ith infexthish!)

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This thrwed is kiwwing me!! :D

Not to mention the amount of tissue I have used do to spitting all over myself :D

[tuliptree]

Just for the record, this woman's voice is still in my head, and I've been randomly saying "Juss keewp fweeexxxing" over the course of the past week. Just what I need, something more to make me appear even more deranged! :D

[garricks]

I've called Bugs to come by, tulip, to help knock "Juss keewp fweeexxxing" out of your brain.

http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a249/garricks/GDF/WashamBugs6.jpg

See if that helps...

[tuliptree]

GONK!!!

Ow! Now all I see are little sparkly stars and hear the twittering of birdies! Oh, how cute . . .

runs after them . . .

[Red Kittie Kat]

That's not from getting bonked in the head that's your tiara silly

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[tuliptree]

I've been Sparklyized by Kittie!! Whoo hoo!!!

I'll never wash this tiara again!

[Red Kittie Kat]

lmao :D

[urstwile]

Nice job Kat. :D

[Red Kittie Kat]

Why thank you :D