Witty Anagrams

[ReedHendrix]

I came across these anagrams.... I thought they were pretty damn clever:

Dormitory ................................. Dirty Room
Evangelist.................................. Evil's Agent
Desperation............................... A Rope Ends It
The Morse Code......................... Here Come Dots
Slot Machines............................ Cash Lost in 'em
Animosity.................................. Is No Amity
Mother-in-law............................ Woman Hitler
Snooze Alarms.......................... Alas! No More Z's
Alec Guinness........................... Genuine Class
Semolina.................................. Is No Meal
The Public Art Galleries.............. Large Picture Halls, I Bet
A Decimal Point......................... I'm a Dot in Place
The Earthquakes....................... That Queer Shake
Eleven plus two......................... Twelve plus one
Contradiction............................. Accord not in it

[morea]

I always wonder how people figure these out! Pretty funny! My personal favorite was emailed to me a while back:

President Clinton of the USA = To copulate, he finds interns!

The more people I meet, the more I love my cats.

[ReedHendrix]

I've got a feeling they use this (after finding this I lost all respect for them):

www.mbhs.edu/~bconnell/anagrams.shtml (http://www.mbhs.edu/~bconnell/anagrams.shtml)

[morea]

aww!! That's no fun!

The more people I meet, the more I love my cats.

[C.E.]

Ya know, we did one in design school (worked on a team to do it) and came up with the ultimate... I really wish I had wrote it down exactly because I can't remember for sure what it was.... but it was something to do with Brittany Spears Teen Idol (or something) and we ended up with something about breast augmentation... lol