Saturday Night Entertainment [Archive]

morea

10-10-2004, 03:06 AM

I'm here early... just playing on the computer. I wonder, what do you guys see in this ink blot?

The more people I meet, the more I love my cats.

Neuro

10-10-2004, 04:08 AM

I think it looks like Melina or Splash in the dark. That is two of our(Morea and I) 8 cats./emoticons/cat.gif Anybody else?

When I die, I have a free ride to Heaven! I will have alreadydone my time in Hell...at the local printshop!!

morea

10-10-2004, 04:10 AM

Hmm.. I thought it looked like a black goat's head with 4 eyes. The ears stick out to the sides and the horns are at the top. But then, there's something wrong with me.

The more people I meet, the more I love my cats.

ReedHendrix

10-10-2004, 04:14 AM

Wiley Coyote.... I hope he catches that damn Road Runner one of these days.... beep beep!!!

morea

10-10-2004, 04:16 AM

Good one!

I have another one here somewhere... ah here it is:

The more people I meet, the more I love my cats.

Neuro

10-10-2004, 04:18 AM

it's a samari that got his nuts kicked in, his eyes poked out and knighted with a sharp blade. This is fun!!

When I die, I have a free ride to Heaven! I will have alreadydone my time in Hell...at the local printshop!!

morea

10-10-2004, 04:20 AM

um... ok cat... I see a tyranid warrior with black mandibles and rending claws. I play too much Warhammer.

The more people I meet, the more I love my cats.

ReedHendrix

10-10-2004, 04:21 AM

A alien wearing a gas mask... leaning over me... oh god not the probe, anything but the probe....

morea

10-10-2004, 04:22 AM

LMAO!!!

The more people I meet, the more I love my cats.

morea

10-10-2004, 04:22 AM

Hmm.... I hope it's not Keyare! Does he have a probe?

The more people I meet, the more I love my cats.

ReedHendrix

10-10-2004, 04:24 AM

LOL.... he's more gentle!!!

morea

10-10-2004, 04:25 AM

He makes a good pirate, too /emoticons/tongue.gif

The more people I meet, the more I love my cats.

morea

10-10-2004, 04:29 AM

you know what's interesting? When I did my google search for 'ink blot' and looked at the images displayed, the first 4 actually *were* ink blots, and the fifth one is a naked woman. Then back to ink blots. Kind of confused me!

The more people I meet, the more I love my cats.

ReedHendrix

10-10-2004, 04:33 AM

That's one of the reasons why Google is so popular... random nudity.

Neuro

10-10-2004, 04:34 AM

I don't think I want to know what type of ink blot that website shows!!!

When I die, I have a free ride to Heaven! I will have alreadydone my time in Hell...at the local printshop!!

morea

10-10-2004, 04:44 AM

here are some random birds.

The more people I meet, the more I love my cats.

Neuro

10-10-2004, 04:48 AM

I see four birds! Oh wait that isn't an ink blot. Opps!

When I die, I have a free ride to Heaven! I will have alreadydone my time in Hell...at the local printshop!!

morea

10-10-2004, 04:50 AM

here are some horrible spiders I found in my yard. I told them that I hate them.

The more people I meet, the more I love my cats.

Neuro

10-10-2004, 04:52 AM

crap...I moved in here and you didn't say anything about those guys!!!!

When I die, I have a free ride to Heaven! I will have alreadydone my time in Hell...at the local printshop!!

morea

10-10-2004, 04:54 AM

there was a *really* nasty one on the bathroom wall one day, but for the most part they stay in the basement. That doesn't encourage me to do laundry,

The more people I meet, the more I love my cats.

Neuro

10-10-2004, 04:57 AM

are we the ultimate losers on Saturday night that we talk to eachother through here instead of turning around and talking? INK BLOTS!!! I want me ink blots!!!

When I die, I have a free ride to Heaven! I will have alreadydone my time in Hell...at the local printshop!!

ReedHendrix

10-10-2004, 04:58 AM

When does this Saturday Night Loser Party start? (Considering it's 2:00am Sunday morning for me)

Post Edited (ReedHendrix) : 10/10/2004 1:09:44 AM GMT

morea

10-10-2004, 04:58 AM

We're in NY and got online around 7:00 - maybe more ppl will be on later?

All right cat. Here you go. The next inkblot is:

The more people I meet, the more I love my cats.

Post Edited (morea) : 10/10/2004 3:44:41 PM GMT

Neuro

10-10-2004, 05:02 AM

sumo wrestler, bat, and preying mantise (sp?)

When I die, I have a free ride to Heaven! I will have alreadydone my time in Hell...at the local printshop!!

morea

10-10-2004, 05:03 AM

I'm seeing an orc. Or a tribal mask.

The more people I meet, the more I love my cats.

Debz

10-10-2004, 05:23 AM

im a loser tooooooooooooooooooo........... ahhhhhh

so like i went to the food store and got italian bread. and my dad made pasta and we ate it.. and now i am in my room and i read my best friends away msg who HASNT TALKED TO ME Since me and bob broke up and shes out with him for his bday yet NEVER pancakeIN CALLS ME since me and bob broke up. i think shes mad that i was fed up with him.. dumb bitch..

sry venting.. friends suck.. :( I need to find real ones. :(

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morea

10-10-2004, 05:25 AM

You've got us, Debz! It's her loss.

The more people I meet, the more I love my cats.

Debz

10-10-2004, 05:26 AM

awe thankie :) she was hard to keep happy.. always complaining about summin

* Vote Debz & DD 2004 *

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morea

10-10-2004, 05:27 AM

I hate it when people are not 'user-friendly' /emoticons/tongue.gif

The more people I meet, the more I love my cats.

Debz

10-10-2004, 05:31 AM

LMFAO! Yeah i know.

God forbit i didnt do what SHE wanted.. She'd be like.. Ugh u never hang with me anymore.. whine whine whine.

then she thinks im weird because i dont put up with drama. If someone causes crap. I nix em off the friends list. Ill be around em if there with friends but i wont call em myself. its just too much crap to worry about. But then i realized. EVERYONE is about drama. so.. i have 1 friend. and hes very 'user friendly'.. lol

* Vote Debz & DD 2004 *

I will end terrorism, Stupidity, Laziness and eliminate all the slackers who drag us down. Do not screw wit me.. buahaha! Debz & DD - 2004
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morea

10-10-2004, 05:32 AM

I hate drama. Life is too short!

The more people I meet, the more I love my cats.

morea

10-10-2004, 05:33 AM

LOL - I told Cat how fun last week's 'party' was, so he got online tonight, and there are only a couple ppl on! LOL

The more people I meet, the more I love my cats.

Debz

10-10-2004, 05:34 AM

EXACTLY!!!

I stopped talkin to her cuz she got jealous when i got bfs cuz i stopped hangin wit her as much. and then a close friend of ours died and we started talkin again. Then she got pissed when i started goin out with bob and didnt hang with her as much.. but it was her who never wanted to go out.. blah blah

see sucha headache? :p

* Vote Debz & DD 2004 *

I will end terrorism, Stupidity, Laziness and eliminate all the slackers who drag us down. Do not screw wit me.. buahaha! Debz & DD - 2004
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Neuro

10-10-2004, 05:37 AM

Hi debz! I kept hearing Morea laughing her azz off last week so I had to see what the fun was about

When I die, I have a free ride to Heaven! I will have alreadydone my time in Hell...at the local printshop!!

morea

10-10-2004, 05:37 AM

yupz. Some peoples are too needy.

The more people I meet, the more I love my cats.

morea

10-10-2004, 05:39 AM

this is *much* less expensive than going out.

The more people I meet, the more I love my cats.

Neuro

10-10-2004, 05:39 AM

just like my ex wife....too needy! she wanted my wallet more than me

When I die, I have a free ride to Heaven! I will have alreadydone my time in Hell...at the local printshop!!

morea

10-10-2004, 05:40 AM

funny... I've really got no use for your wallet. I want you for your <s>body charming personality. /emoticons/biggrin.gif

The more people I meet, the more I love my cats.

Neuro

10-10-2004, 05:42 AM

good thing bc with starting a freelance company with you we ain't got no money!

When I die, I have a free ride to Heaven! I will have alreadydone my time in Hell...at the local printshop!!

Debz

10-10-2004, 05:42 AM

ill take your wallet??

LOL im just playin!!

yeah needy ppl suck.. I wanna find my computer nerd and just play video games with them and have crazy sex untill i die and ill be happy.. :)

and yes this is so0o0o much cheaper. going out is so overrated!! and ull just do something stupid like sleep with the guy your best friend likes or something... opps!

* Vote Debz & DD 2004 *

I will end terrorism, Stupidity, Laziness and eliminate all the slackers who drag us down. Do not screw wit me.. buahaha! Debz & DD - 2004
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Debz

10-10-2004, 05:43 AM

lol thats awesome u guys r into the same crap.. im jealous! :D have any friends for me? my age limit is 35.. lol!

* Vote Debz & DD 2004 *

I will end terrorism, Stupidity, Laziness and eliminate all the slackers who drag us down. Do not screw wit me.. buahaha! Debz & DD - 2004
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Neuro

10-10-2004, 05:45 AM

we might be able to find one.

When I die, I have a free ride to Heaven! I will have alreadydone my time in Hell...at the local printshop!!

morea

10-10-2004, 05:45 AM

Hmm... we have one male friend into design, but we can't figure out if he is straight or gay...

The more people I meet, the more I love my cats.

Neuro

10-10-2004, 05:45 AM

how much are you willing to spend?

When I die, I have a free ride to Heaven! I will have alreadydone my time in Hell...at the local printshop!!

Neuro

10-10-2004, 05:46 AM

oh hell...if he ain't gay then he is the gayest straight man I know. Really nice guy but so gay (like)!

When I die, I have a free ride to Heaven! I will have alreadydone my time in Hell...at the local printshop!!

Debz

10-10-2004, 05:47 AM

LOL!!! all gay guys r hot.. at least most.. :) LOL!! how much am I willing to spend????????? lmao! a dollar!!

* Vote Debz & DD 2004 *

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Neuro

10-10-2004, 05:48 AM

so what type of guy are you looking for? beyond the sex crazed, computer geek

When I die, I have a free ride to Heaven! I will have alreadydone my time in Hell...at the local printshop!!

Neuro

10-10-2004, 05:48 AM

I can't pimp the poor guy out for only a dollar!

When I die, I have a free ride to Heaven! I will have alreadydone my time in Hell...at the local printshop!!

Debz

10-10-2004, 05:51 AM

hmm the perfect guy is this guy ive been talking to who i play CoH With cuz im a loseeeeeerrrrrrrr lol but for someone who actually lives w/in 3 states of me.. id say.. a sweetie who supports my graphic design and dreams to do freelance and teach college GD. has to play games like me and be competitive.. no pussies.. he has to be willing to move outta this area cuz I HATE PHILADELPHIA! I wanna move to a quieter area.

lol im like way to honest with u all.. hahaha

* Vote Debz & DD 2004 *

I will end terrorism, Stupidity, Laziness and eliminate all the slackers who drag us down. Do not screw wit me.. buahaha! Debz & DD - 2004
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v357/Debbz/kittenz.jpg

Debz

10-10-2004, 05:51 AM

LOL WHY NOT?! u get 50 centz n so does he!! :P

* Vote Debz & DD 2004 *

I will end terrorism, Stupidity, Laziness and eliminate all the slackers who drag us down. Do not screw wit me.. buahaha! Debz & DD - 2004
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v357/Debbz/kittenz.jpg

morea

10-10-2004, 05:52 AM

hey!!! we're in NY!

The more people I meet, the more I love my cats.

Neuro

10-10-2004, 05:53 AM

ah hell...screw a guy. move into our frat house!!! Morea and I want to start a frat house for older GDs. Party and Design 24/7!

When I die, I have a free ride to Heaven! I will have alreadydone my time in Hell...at the local printshop!!

Debz

10-10-2004, 05:53 AM

ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh thats funnnnnnnnnnnnn!!!! im in!!!!!

* Vote Debz & DD 2004 *

I will end terrorism, Stupidity, Laziness and eliminate all the slackers who drag us down. Do not screw wit me.. buahaha! Debz & DD - 2004
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v357/Debbz/kittenz.jpg

Neuro

10-10-2004, 05:54 AM

It's an office that never closes! Or never stops partin'!

When I die, I have a free ride to Heaven! I will have alreadydone my time in Hell...at the local printshop!!

morea

10-10-2004, 05:54 AM

yeah, but it's gonna be too much like 'Old School' /emoticons/tongue.gif

The more people I meet, the more I love my cats.

morea

10-10-2004, 05:55 AM

hey... your 8:54pm post beat my 8:54pm post!

The more people I meet, the more I love my cats.

Neuro

10-10-2004, 05:55 AM

You love cats! You'll fit right in! What's a few more cats!

When I die, I have a free ride to Heaven! I will have alreadydone my time in Hell...at the local printshop!!

morea

10-10-2004, 05:55 AM

yup. We only have 8. I had to take care of 16 at one point! That was A LOT!!!!

The more people I meet, the more I love my cats.

Debz

10-10-2004, 05:56 AM

LOL Old school was a funny ass movie.. yanno i love GD more then goin out. its so much more interestin then who pancakeed who lol

* Vote Debz & DD 2004 *

I will end terrorism, Stupidity, Laziness and eliminate all the slackers who drag us down. Do not screw wit me.. buahaha! Debz & DD - 2004
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v357/Debbz/kittenz.jpg

Debz

10-10-2004, 05:56 AM

ohmygod 16 thats insane

* Vote Debz & DD 2004 *

I will end terrorism, Stupidity, Laziness and eliminate all the slackers who drag us down. Do not screw wit me.. buahaha! Debz & DD - 2004
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v357/Debbz/kittenz.jpg

morea

10-10-2004, 05:56 AM

and here on GDF, you get BOTH!!!!
/emoticons/rofl.gif

The more people I meet, the more I love my cats.

Neuro

10-10-2004, 05:56 AM

If it wasn't for the fact that they like to sleep on top of me at night (especailly now that it's colder) I wouldn't mind.

When I die, I have a free ride to Heaven! I will have alreadydone my time in Hell...at the local printshop!!

morea

10-10-2004, 05:57 AM

and you wouldn't even mind THAT, if you could still breathe!

The more people I meet, the more I love my cats.

Neuro

10-10-2004, 05:58 AM

It's cheaper. Safer. Cleaner. Plus we get to give Alan a reason to keep this bugger going! I miss this place all week. Damn IT ppl who check internet usage!

When I die, I have a free ride to Heaven! I will have alreadydone my time in Hell...at the local printshop!!

Debz

10-10-2004, 05:58 AM

LOL they wake me up in the middle of the night so i can pet em.. im like WTF i have to WAKE UP in like 3hrs!! damn cats lol

* Vote Debz & DD 2004 *

I will end terrorism, Stupidity, Laziness and eliminate all the slackers who drag us down. Do not screw wit me.. buahaha! Debz & DD - 2004
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v357/Debbz/kittenz.jpg

Debz

10-10-2004, 05:59 AM

o that sucks!! i work at a small company so they dont check that crap. :) and i take my laptop home so i dont have to worry bout neone goin on it.. buhahah!

* Vote Debz & DD 2004 *

I will end terrorism, Stupidity, Laziness and eliminate all the slackers who drag us down. Do not screw wit me.. buahaha! Debz & DD - 2004
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v357/Debbz/kittenz.jpg

morea

10-10-2004, 05:59 AM

All right... another ink blot!!!

The more people I meet, the more I love my cats.

Neuro

10-10-2004, 05:59 AM

they know that. they just think they are more important. Bag thinks sitting on my keyboard will stop me working and make me play with him.

When I die, I have a free ride to Heaven! I will have alreadydone my time in Hell...at the local printshop!!

morea

10-10-2004, 05:59 AM

I see handcuffs...

The more people I meet, the more I love my cats.

Neuro

10-10-2004, 06:00 AM

Oh, I can't say! that is bad!!!

When I die, I have a free ride to Heaven! I will have alreadydone my time in Hell...at the local printshop!!

Debz

10-10-2004, 06:01 AM

lol i see handcuffs too :o

* Vote Debz & DD 2004 *

I will end terrorism, Stupidity, Laziness and eliminate all the slackers who drag us down. Do not screw wit me.. buahaha! Debz & DD - 2004
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v357/Debbz/kittenz.jpg

Neuro

10-10-2004, 06:01 AM

damn...dirty women!!!

When I die, I have a free ride to Heaven! I will have alreadydone my time in Hell...at the local printshop!!

morea

10-10-2004, 06:02 AM

you love it /emoticons/wub.gif

The more people I meet, the more I love my cats.

Debz

10-10-2004, 06:02 AM

LOL im a perv its fun!

* Vote Debz & DD 2004 *

I will end terrorism, Stupidity, Laziness and eliminate all the slackers who drag us down. Do not screw wit me.. buahaha! Debz & DD - 2004
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v357/Debbz/kittenz.jpg

Neuro

10-10-2004, 06:03 AM

We are paying for cable tv why? We spend more time on here!!!

When I die, I have a free ride to Heaven! I will have alreadydone my time in Hell...at the local printshop!!

morea

10-10-2004, 06:03 AM

nothing wrong with that! reminds me of a joke:

what's the difference between a pervert and a kinky person?

The more people I meet, the more I love my cats.

morea

10-10-2004, 06:03 AM

(and cat... it's for the cable modem!)

The more people I meet, the more I love my cats.

Neuro

10-10-2004, 06:04 AM

oh my god...bag just tried to jump on my lamp and hit his head. what a thump....I think he is dazed! poor bag...that and he is naked!

When I die, I have a free ride to Heaven! I will have alreadydone my time in Hell...at the local printshop!!

Debz

10-10-2004, 06:04 AM

no idea whats the diff? lol

* Vote Debz & DD 2004 *

I will end terrorism, Stupidity, Laziness and eliminate all the slackers who drag us down. Do not screw wit me.. buahaha! Debz & DD - 2004
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v357/Debbz/kittenz.jpg

Debz

10-10-2004, 06:05 AM

lol poor thing :(

* Vote Debz & DD 2004 *

I will end terrorism, Stupidity, Laziness and eliminate all the slackers who drag us down. Do not screw wit me.. buahaha! Debz & DD - 2004
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v357/Debbz/kittenz.jpg

morea

10-10-2004, 06:05 AM

a pervert uses a feather, and a kinky person uses the whole chicken!

The more people I meet, the more I love my cats.

Debz

10-10-2004, 06:05 AM

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!! nice!

* Vote Debz & DD 2004 *

I will end terrorism, Stupidity, Laziness and eliminate all the slackers who drag us down. Do not screw wit me.. buahaha! Debz & DD - 2004
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v357/Debbz/kittenz.jpg

morea

10-10-2004, 06:06 AM

(when the cats manage to get out of their collars we say that they are naked... we don't dress them up or anything!)

The more people I meet, the more I love my cats.

Neuro

10-10-2004, 06:06 AM

damn...if I hear a cluck it is over!!!

When I die, I have a free ride to Heaven! I will have alreadydone my time in Hell...at the local printshop!!

morea

10-10-2004, 06:07 AM

no... like a *raw* chicken, not a live one! /emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif

The more people I meet, the more I love my cats.

Neuro

10-10-2004, 06:07 AM

screw the TV...we need music!

When I die, I have a free ride to Heaven! I will have alreadydone my time in Hell...at the local printshop!!

morea

10-10-2004, 06:07 AM

I don't think it's physically possible to screw the tv...

The more people I meet, the more I love my cats.

Debz

10-10-2004, 06:08 AM

LOL my cats always took there collars off so i dont put em on anymore. if they were runnin around the whole house with the possibility of getting away i would make them but they couldnt get out if they wanted too

* Vote Debz & DD 2004 *

I will end terrorism, Stupidity, Laziness and eliminate all the slackers who drag us down. Do not screw wit me.. buahaha! Debz & DD - 2004
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v357/Debbz/kittenz.jpg

morea

10-10-2004, 06:08 AM

yup... ours too. But still... it's indecent to just run around all nekkid like that! /emoticons/biggrin.gif

The more people I meet, the more I love my cats.

Debz

10-10-2004, 06:08 AM

morea said...
I don't think it's physically possible to screw the tv...

that would be interesting... LOL http://www.graphicdesignforum.com/emoticons/yeah.gif

* Vote Debz & DD 2004 *

I will end terrorism, Stupidity, Laziness and eliminate all the slackers who drag us down. Do not screw wit me.. buahaha! Debz & DD - 2004
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v357/Debbz/kittenz.jpg

Debz

10-10-2004, 06:09 AM

LOL bein nakked is fun!! haha!

* Vote Debz & DD 2004 *

I will end terrorism, Stupidity, Laziness and eliminate all the slackers who drag us down. Do not screw wit me.. buahaha! Debz & DD - 2004
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v357/Debbz/kittenz.jpg

morea

10-10-2004, 06:09 AM

/emoticons/rofl.gif

The more people I meet, the more I love my cats.

Neuro

10-10-2004, 06:09 AM

if you have more than one don't put it past them. I have come out in the middle of the night to find a meeting between them all. I think it is a conspiracy to take over!!!!!

When I die, I have a free ride to Heaven! I will have alreadydone my time in Hell...at the local printshop!!

morea

10-10-2004, 06:10 AM

he means the cats... not the tvs

The more people I meet, the more I love my cats.

Debz

10-10-2004, 06:10 AM

LOL yeah they try and run outta my room but dont make it far!! buahah!

* Vote Debz & DD 2004 *

I will end terrorism, Stupidity, Laziness and eliminate all the slackers who drag us down. Do not screw wit me.. buahaha! Debz & DD - 2004
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v357/Debbz/kittenz.jpg

Debz

10-10-2004, 06:11 AM

LMFAO!! yeah my tv's wander allover.. its really weird.. My 32' is at my ex's house.. damn tv!

* Vote Debz & DD 2004 *

I will end terrorism, Stupidity, Laziness and eliminate all the slackers who drag us down. Do not screw wit me.. buahaha! Debz & DD - 2004
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v357/Debbz/kittenz.jpg

Neuro

10-10-2004, 06:11 AM

actually I meant the cats and the tvs. it's all of them. they want the world. they are going to take us all over!!!

When I die, I have a free ride to Heaven! I will have alreadydone my time in Hell...at the local printshop!!

Debz

10-10-2004, 06:12 AM

LOL prolly :P i mean we do everythin for cats and they just lay there.. were already there slaves!

* Vote Debz & DD 2004 *

I will end terrorism, Stupidity, Laziness and eliminate all the slackers who drag us down. Do not screw wit me.. buahaha! Debz & DD - 2004
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v357/Debbz/kittenz.jpg

Neuro

10-10-2004, 06:12 AM

damn that sucks!!! I had the same problem. the b---- took that and so much more. Actually it was easier to cry about that crap later and leave her ass!!

When I die, I have a free ride to Heaven! I will have alreadydone my time in Hell...at the local printshop!!

morea

10-10-2004, 06:12 AM

Customer service joke:

For all of you out there who've had to deal with an irate customer, this one is for you. It's a classic! In tribute to those 'special' customers we all love!

An award should go to the United Airlines gate agent in Denver for being smart and funny, and making her point, when confronted with a passenger who probably deserved to fly as cargo.

A crowded United flight was canceled. A single agent was rebooking a long line of inconvenienced travelers.

Suddenly an angry passenger pushed his way to the desk. He slapped his ticket down on the counter and said, 'I HAVE to be on this flight and it has to be FIRST CLASS.'

The agent replied, 'I'm sorry sir. I'll be happy to try to help you, but I've got to help these folks first, and I'm sure we'll be able to work something out.'

The passenger was unimpressed. He asked loudly, so that the passengers behind him could hear, 'Do you have any idea who I am?'

Without hesitating, the gate agent smiled and grabbed her public address microphone. 'May I have your attention please?' she began, her voice bellowing throughout the terminal. 'We have a passenger here at the gate WHO DOES NOT KNOW WHO HE IS. If anyone can help him find his identity, please come to the gate.'

With the folks behind him in line laughing hysterically, the man glared at the United agent, gritted his teeth and swore, 'F*** you.'

Without flinching, she smiled and said, 'I'm sorry, sir, but you'll have to stand in line for that, too.'

The more people I meet, the more I love my cats.

Debz

10-10-2004, 06:13 AM

LOL well.. He bought dreamweaver so i could do his site so i said I keep the dreamweaver and YOU take the TV :p

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Neuro

10-10-2004, 06:13 AM

my ass paid for is all and is still paying for it all. ok ok...whew... deep breath. you don't want me to go there. BITCH!!!!

When I die, I have a free ride to Heaven! I will have alreadydone my time in Hell...at the local printshop!!

morea

10-10-2004, 06:14 AM

he doesn't mean me.

The more people I meet, the more I love my cats.

Debz

10-10-2004, 06:14 AM

LMFAOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!! thats great!

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Neuro

10-10-2004, 06:14 AM

divorce...yesterday!!!! morea...slap me so I don't end up going on a rant!!!

When I die, I have a free ride to Heaven! I will have alreadydone my time in Hell...at the local printshop!!

Neuro

10-10-2004, 06:15 AM

*SMACK*

When I die, I have a free ride to Heaven! I will have alreadydone my time in Hell...at the local printshop!!

Neuro

10-10-2004, 06:15 AM

THANKS! NEEDED THAT!

When I die, I have a free ride to Heaven! I will have alreadydone my time in Hell...at the local printshop!!

morea

10-10-2004, 06:15 AM

(don't be fooled... I didn't slap him even though I could reach from where I'm sitting and had permission!)

The more people I meet, the more I love my cats.

Debz

10-10-2004, 06:16 AM

awe im sry :(

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morea

10-10-2004, 06:16 AM

nope.... he's been waiting a YEAR for it to be final!

The more people I meet, the more I love my cats.

Debz

10-10-2004, 06:16 AM

bein smacked is fun............

lol jp.......................

maybe.........

hahah!

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Neuro

10-10-2004, 06:17 AM

ah...it's ok. I am sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo happy now!!!

When I die, I have a free ride to Heaven! I will have alreadydone my time in Hell...at the local printshop!!

Debz

10-10-2004, 06:17 AM

damn that sucks :(

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I will end terrorism, Stupidity, Laziness and eliminate all the slackers who drag us down. Do not screw wit me.. buahaha! Debz & DD - 2004
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morea

10-10-2004, 06:17 AM

I took 2 years of kung fu. He'd *know* if I smacked him :)

The more people I meet, the more I love my cats.

Post Edited (morea) : 10/10/2004 3:49:56 PM GMT

Debz

10-10-2004, 06:17 AM

Bein happy is all that matters.. :) its amazing how much happier i am.. I hated it when Bob was home when i was..

* Vote Debz & DD 2004 *

I will end terrorism, Stupidity, Laziness and eliminate all the slackers who drag us down. Do not screw wit me.. buahaha! Debz & DD - 2004
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morea

10-10-2004, 06:18 AM

yup. I know THAT feeling!

The more people I meet, the more I love my cats.

Debz

10-10-2004, 06:18 AM

ok guys ima go play some CoH with the guy that i would so do if he was 1500 miles closer. LOL ill be back im sure.. :)

* Vote Debz & DD 2004 *

I will end terrorism, Stupidity, Laziness and eliminate all the slackers who drag us down. Do not screw wit me.. buahaha! Debz & DD - 2004
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Neuro

10-10-2004, 06:19 AM

oh, i know how that is. can't believe I was dumb enough to marry the bitch

When I die, I have a free ride to Heaven! I will have alreadydone my time in Hell...at the local printshop!!

morea

10-10-2004, 06:19 AM

HA!!!! If only!!!

The more people I meet, the more I love my cats.

morea

10-10-2004, 06:20 AM

have fun!!!

The more people I meet, the more I love my cats.

Debz

10-10-2004, 06:20 AM

lol thanks!

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morea

10-10-2004, 06:21 AM

hey cat... want to get off the computers and... um... *do* something?

The more people I meet, the more I love my cats.

Neuro

10-10-2004, 06:23 AM

told you something was going on between the cats and the tvs!!!

When I die, I have a free ride to Heaven! I will have alreadydone my time in Hell...at the local printshop!!

morea

10-10-2004, 06:23 AM

I meant make dinner, you perv.

The more people I meet, the more I love my cats.

Neuro

10-10-2004, 06:31 AM

Debz, im us when yous back!

When I die, I have a free ride to Heaven! I will have alreadydone my time in Hell...at the local printshop!!

morea

10-10-2004, 06:36 AM

Bumper Sticker Sayings

1. Well, this day was a total waste of makeup.

2. Make yourself at home! Clean my kitchen.

3. A hard-on doesn't count as personal growth.

4. Don't bother me. I'm living happily ever after.

5. Do I look like a freakin' people person?

6. This isn't an office. It's Hell with fluorescent lighting.

7. I started out with nothing & still have most of it left.

8. I pretend to work. They pretend to pay me.

9. If I throw a stick, will you leave?

10. You! Off my planet!

11. Did the aliens forget to remove your anal probe?

12. Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed.

13. Suburbia: where they tear out the trees & then name streets after them.

14. Do they ever shut up on your planet?

15. I'm just working here till a good fast-food job opens up.

16. Are those your eyeballs? I found them in my cleavage.

17. I'm not your type. I'm not inflatable.

18. I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.

19. A cubicle is just a padded cell without a door.

20. Stress is when you wake up screaming & you realize you haven't fallen asleep yet.

21. Don't worry. I forgot your name, too!

22. Adults are just kids who owe money.

23. Too many freaks, not enough circuses.

24. Chaos, panic, & disorder - my work here is done.

25. If I want to hear the pitter patter of little feet, I'll put shoes on my cat.

26. I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks.

27. How do I set a laser printer to stun?

28. Meandering to a different drummer.

29. I'm not tense, just terribly, terribly alert.

30. I majored in liberal arts. Will that be for here or to go?

The more people I meet, the more I love my cats.

morea

10-10-2004, 06:43 AM

How To Get A Raise

A boss tells his new employee, 'I'll give you 8 bucks an hour starting today and in three months, I'll raise it to 10 bucks an hour. So when would you like to start?''

''In 3 months.''

The more people I meet, the more I love my cats.

Neuro

10-10-2004, 06:45 AM

Haaaaaaaaaaaahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!! LOL!!! 8 is totally me at my job!! GDF...I love ya!!

The more I love cats, the less I like children. Children=cat food!!!

Debz

10-10-2004, 07:10 AM

25. If I want to hear the pitter patter of little feet, I'll put shoes on my cat...

LMFAOOOOOO THATS ME!!

im back for only like 5mins.. CoH boy is takin his dog 2 peeee so im on a 5min CoH break lol

- Loser.

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morea

10-10-2004, 07:13 AM

LOL! That's why cats are better! You don't have to take them out!

The more people I meet, the more I love my cats.

Post Edited (morea) : 10/10/2004 3:51:19 PM GMT

Neuro

10-10-2004, 07:14 AM

coh and debz up in a tree...k i s s i n g ....first comes marriage then come peepee in the baby carriage.

ok I am sure that wasn't even close! ha!

The more I love cats, the less I like children. Children=cat food!!!

morea

10-10-2004, 07:15 AM

EEwwww - babies!!!

The more people I meet, the more I love my cats.

Debz

10-10-2004, 07:15 AM

LOL coh is a video game.. that made me sound so nerdy.. ;P LOL!

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morea

10-10-2004, 07:16 AM

we're addicted too. don't worry

The more people I meet, the more I love my cats.

Debz

10-10-2004, 07:16 AM

back to the gaame he's back!! lol

* Vote Debz & DD 2004 *

I will end terrorism, Stupidity, Laziness and eliminate all the slackers who drag us down. Do not screw wit me.. buahaha! Debz & DD - 2004
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Neuro

10-10-2004, 07:18 AM

whipped!!!!

The more I love cats, the less I like children. Children=cat food!!!

morea

10-10-2004, 07:30 AM

Hey, did you hear about the cannibal who arrived late to the dinner party?

They gave him the cold shoulder!

HHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!

The more people I meet, the more I love my cats.

Debz

10-10-2004, 10:15 AM

Cats Eye Creations said...
whipped!!!!

LMFAOi dont even know the dude.. hes just my game buddy.. lol

cute joke morea..HAHA

* Vote Debz & DD 2004 *

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Kool

10-10-2004, 07:28 PM

HaHa, I got tied up and wasn't able to play last night. Good thread though. /emoticons/cool.gif

I love children but I don't think I could eat a whole one.

morea

10-10-2004, 07:45 PM

we had fun. It's a lot cheaper to buy a case of beer and hang out from home than to go out and pay 3 times as much. 3 cheers for GDF! /emoticons/cheers.gif /emoticons/cheers.gif /emoticons/cheers.gif

The more people I meet, the more I love my cats.

PrintDriver

10-11-2004, 12:05 AM

Kool you lucky dog!
You got tied up? What else she do?

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10-11-2004, 02:37 AM

morea said...
Hey, did you hear about the cannibal who arrived late to the dinner party?

They gave him the cold shoulder!

HHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!

LMAO @ that corny ass joke!

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D-Zine

10-11-2004, 07:13 AM

PrintDriver said...
Kool you lucky dog!
You got tied up? What else she do?ROFLMFAO!!!

I was out late and missed the thread too...allthough, I wasn't "tied up"......damnit! I KNEW something was missing! ;o)

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